Post by rich121 on Nov 12, 2021 14:50:19 GMT -5
Open on a large but dimly lit office, a desk lamp illuminates the well-tailored suit but not the face of the man that sits behind it. As he speaks every word is clear and enunciated with purpose…
Man: “Well, that was certainly an interesting Friday Night Free for All wasn’t it? The Black Hand made their intentions very clear but what every man, woman, and child is clamoring about is the end of the main event. The match up where the 5 members of the UPW Roster had a chance to show why you should vote for them to be in the World Open Weight Championship match at Vendetta. Did any of singular performance impress upon you that a particular person is worthy of your vote?
“Pixilicous? She seems to choke and did so quite literally with a little help from Mr. Ragsdale.
“Nathaniel? Once again, not a threat. In fact, he could actually use a hand now, I hear Jack Ruby knows a guy.
“Walker? He’s been pixinated and exterminated. Good thing he has that security job to fall back on.
“Cage? The wily veteran who became a one-legged man in a 5-way ass kicking contest.
“Jester? That drug addled bastard who pulled off the victory by getting Cage to tap out using BISHOP’S GAMBIT! How dare he utilize the exact move that the champion has won so many matches with. (slams a fist on the desk in front of him) This will not stand! Do you actually think he could win the World title by making the champion submit to his own submission hold?”
(The man now flips the lamb upwards so his face can be seen… it is Jester LeBeau)
Jester: “Well, that’s one way I could do it. But we’ll never know unless I’m voted into the match.”
(Jester leans back in the chair and puts his feet up on the desk)
“Your choice, some predictable challenger who will definitely fall to Bishop or maybe see how the old boy fares against a FUCKING FORCE OF NATURE! Choose wisely, because one of the options can almost guarantee that he will fuck up that pretty face and then bang his girlfriend while wearing the title…
“It’s me. I will do that. All of that. And so much more.”
Man: “Well, that was certainly an interesting Friday Night Free for All wasn’t it? The Black Hand made their intentions very clear but what every man, woman, and child is clamoring about is the end of the main event. The match up where the 5 members of the UPW Roster had a chance to show why you should vote for them to be in the World Open Weight Championship match at Vendetta. Did any of singular performance impress upon you that a particular person is worthy of your vote?
“Pixilicous? She seems to choke and did so quite literally with a little help from Mr. Ragsdale.
“Nathaniel? Once again, not a threat. In fact, he could actually use a hand now, I hear Jack Ruby knows a guy.
“Walker? He’s been pixinated and exterminated. Good thing he has that security job to fall back on.
“Cage? The wily veteran who became a one-legged man in a 5-way ass kicking contest.
“Jester? That drug addled bastard who pulled off the victory by getting Cage to tap out using BISHOP’S GAMBIT! How dare he utilize the exact move that the champion has won so many matches with. (slams a fist on the desk in front of him) This will not stand! Do you actually think he could win the World title by making the champion submit to his own submission hold?”
(The man now flips the lamb upwards so his face can be seen… it is Jester LeBeau)
Jester: “Well, that’s one way I could do it. But we’ll never know unless I’m voted into the match.”
(Jester leans back in the chair and puts his feet up on the desk)
“Your choice, some predictable challenger who will definitely fall to Bishop or maybe see how the old boy fares against a FUCKING FORCE OF NATURE! Choose wisely, because one of the options can almost guarantee that he will fuck up that pretty face and then bang his girlfriend while wearing the title…
“It’s me. I will do that. All of that. And so much more.”