Post by rich121 on Nov 15, 2021 10:43:27 GMT -5
Jester LeBeau dressed in a purple ringmaster’s coat and top hat is standing outside of a building on a busy street with a covering over the sign…
Jester: “COME ONE COME ALL!!! Come on down to my latest excursion into providing happiness to all my loyal fucksticks! (pulls a cord hanging from the building and reveals the store sign)
“Welcome to Jester LeBeau’s House of Whores, Adult Toy Store and Cannabis Dispensary! Your one stop shop for all things that will bring a smile to your face. Through those doors we got whores of all genders and lots of gender fluid. We’ve got rubber dongs, hand blown bongs, and edible thongs. We’ve got grass, ass, and four pumps of gas. We’ve got smokable flower and blow jobs by the hour. We have brownies, cookies, chocolates, gummies, oil to make you fly and plenty of poon tang pie.
“Bring down the kids so they can take turns trying to break one of our fun filled piñatas, each one shaped like either the mental midget CJ Walker, the Pompous Pixilicious, Big Nate or Crabby Cage! Oh and don’t bother working the crotch on the CJ pinata – there’s nothing there.
“Grand opening is this Saturday so bring the whole family! We have corn cobs for Grandma and wonderful Indica gummies for the kids that will give you the peace and quiet you deserve on a Saturday night so you can fire up a preroll and strap on the deadly dragon! And the first 100 kids that come in and yell ‘I’m a fuckstick’ will get a prize bag that has a brownie, a 3 pack of condoms, a ‘my first fisting’ and a baggie of Jester’s magic dust. And the first 5 single moms will get30 minutes on Jester’s casting couch. Dads, I didn’t forget about you. The first 50 to buy a 30-minute session with one of out lovely STD free ladies will get an addition 30 minutes for free!
“So come on down to Jester LeBeau’s House of Whores, Adult Toy Store and Cannabis Dispensary where if you vote for Jester to challenge for the UPW World Title at Vendetta you’ll receive a free fun time baggie loaded with surprises that will keep you flying through the weekend. Come by TODAY!”