Post by davidberg47 on Nov 19, 2021 15:05:49 GMT -5
The scene opens with the King of the Streets, David Berg checking his phone. Sitting beachside he enjoys the warm sunlight as it glistens of his shirtless body. After another tough workout Berg is relaxing before he jumps in the ocean for his two-mile swim.
Berg: I cannot believe all the fan emails, Instagram favorable posts and overall kindness I have received from the global fanbase. I am truly thankful for the opportunity. America is a new land and a new home for me and I have been welcome with open arms. In additional UPW Management has been most gracious. I have made a new home for myself in Florida and I could not be happier.
(Sitting nearby under an umbrella is a black police officer, Officer Simons to be precise).
Officer Simons: Man, you are corny as hell.
Berg: Corny?
Officer Simons: Yeah brother. You can fight. To that you leave little doubt but you gotta show some edge in your promos Holmes. Otherwise the fans will think you corny. I mean hell its kinda cool now but eventually they want to see the same bad ass on the mic that they do in the ring.
Berg: The bad ass mic thing? I let my fists and feet speak for themselves.
Officer Simons: That ain’t enough Holmes. You a bad man and all but you gotta talk it like you walk it. Yeah it seems counterintuitive but that is how it goes. You gotta make that fool Jack Ruby fear you before the match even begins.
Berg: Why would a 6’5 cowboy fear me?
Officer Simons: Cause you gonna kick his rodeo ridin ass up and down that ring. This ain’t no Yellowstone you be jacking that boy up.
Berg: I am not sure what to even do with that?
Officer Simons: You gotta learn to talk some smack. Try it.
Berg: Look, I am going to go in the ring and compete at my very best and thank the fans in advance for being behind me.
Officer Simons: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Berg: Oh come on.
Officer Simons: Yo you gotta be better than that Holmes. You gotta show charisma. You gotta show pizzazz.
Berg: There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance.
Officer Simons: Not in pro wrestling Holmes. You just have to take that line and eliminate it.
Berg: But you are asking me to be someone I am not.
Officer Simons: Holmes, I saw the look in your eye and the quiet confidence you had when I challenged you. Man you’re one confident Heeb.
Berg: Ha ha did you just call me Heeb?
Officer Simons: Yeah man.
Berg: Isn’t that considered offensive in America? Not that I care.
Officer Simons: A cracker can’t say it but I am black, I can’t be racist.
Berg: Is that right?
Officer Simons: Yeah Holmes, now you get it.
Berg: So you want to me to go after Jack Ruby?
Officer Simons: Yo man there is so much material. He is a cowboy from Vegas. Bro that is hilarious. And he got a fake hand. Too much wrestling with dem cows I bet. Ruby should know that you cannot milk a Bull.
Berg: Ha ha ha now that’s funny.
Officer Simons: Yo bro you gotta be doing that. Oh shitt…I got an APB. I gotta run.
Berg: I have to go for my swim anyway.
Officer Simons: All dem muscles and shit but you gotta work on your verbal skills as much as your physical skills to be a damn success. I am off, burgers at 7?
Berg: Definitely.
Officer Simons: Cool
(The duo fist pump as Officer Simons gets on his motorcycle and rides off).
Berg: Hmmm…Jack Ruby we have a lot to settle in that ring.
(Berg shakes his head and takes off for the ocean for his swim)