Post by tstory on Nov 19, 2021 18:48:18 GMT -5
(Scene opens to Devin Bishop sitting in a theater seat inside his personal home theater. He wears a Black Hand tee shirt and is holding a large bucket of popcorn. He places a piece of popcorn in his mouth and grins as he chews, the voice of Jester LeBeau heard over the theater sound system as the light from the screen illuminates Bishop. The camera zooms on Bishop's face as the film ends and the house lights come up.)
Bishop: What a show! I must say that I admire the pluck and moxy of the five who are competing for a shot at my Openweight Championship. If you weren't all trying so hard, I would have to spend so much time verbally taking each of you down, but look at you, doing all the heavy lifting for me. It really is quite entertaining, and to be honest, I'm not going to add to the noise. The fans will decide who I will face.
That being said, I feel like I missed address a few things. First, Jester LeBeau. You probably think that it was very clever to use my finisher to put away Cage. I can't say that I blame you for wanting to be me. My resume speaks for itself. I am the owner of the most prestigious prize that UPW has to offer and I have been defending that title for the past eleven months. I have defined what it is to be champion in this company and there is not a single person who can dispute that. I'm wealthy, handsome, successful...everything that you could possibly aspire to be. The problem is, Jester, you will never be me. You will never attain the things that I have.
Now the next thing I want to address is the upcoming six person tag team matchup on Friday Night Free for All. CJ Walker and Nathaniel are to be my team mates and I have good news for you. You're both going to be on the winning team. I have no doubt that if you keep your egos in check, we can all walk away with a victory and the winners share of the purse. Make no mistake though...if either one of you decide to use this match to make some sort of statement...to put your hands on me or throw me to the lions...the Black Hand will make sure you have a very uncomfortable weekend.
That's not what I'm most looking forward to though. The thing I'm most excited for is to see who the fans will vote into the main event of Vendetta. You see, the voting may be random, but the outcome will be the same. I will walk into Vendetta the Openweight Champion and will walk out as the Openweight Champion. It doesn't matter who you choose, so get your votes in for your favorite and tune in to Vendetta to see them beaten by the best. Once again, I will show the world why Devin Bishop and the Black Hand are the Apex of UPW.
Bishop: What a show! I must say that I admire the pluck and moxy of the five who are competing for a shot at my Openweight Championship. If you weren't all trying so hard, I would have to spend so much time verbally taking each of you down, but look at you, doing all the heavy lifting for me. It really is quite entertaining, and to be honest, I'm not going to add to the noise. The fans will decide who I will face.
That being said, I feel like I missed address a few things. First, Jester LeBeau. You probably think that it was very clever to use my finisher to put away Cage. I can't say that I blame you for wanting to be me. My resume speaks for itself. I am the owner of the most prestigious prize that UPW has to offer and I have been defending that title for the past eleven months. I have defined what it is to be champion in this company and there is not a single person who can dispute that. I'm wealthy, handsome, successful...everything that you could possibly aspire to be. The problem is, Jester, you will never be me. You will never attain the things that I have.
Now the next thing I want to address is the upcoming six person tag team matchup on Friday Night Free for All. CJ Walker and Nathaniel are to be my team mates and I have good news for you. You're both going to be on the winning team. I have no doubt that if you keep your egos in check, we can all walk away with a victory and the winners share of the purse. Make no mistake though...if either one of you decide to use this match to make some sort of statement...to put your hands on me or throw me to the lions...the Black Hand will make sure you have a very uncomfortable weekend.
That's not what I'm most looking forward to though. The thing I'm most excited for is to see who the fans will vote into the main event of Vendetta. You see, the voting may be random, but the outcome will be the same. I will walk into Vendetta the Openweight Champion and will walk out as the Openweight Champion. It doesn't matter who you choose, so get your votes in for your favorite and tune in to Vendetta to see them beaten by the best. Once again, I will show the world why Devin Bishop and the Black Hand are the Apex of UPW.