Post by Maddox and Candy on Nov 21, 2021 0:51:13 GMT -5
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Sitting on a plush cream colored couch in his penthouse apartment in Las Vegas is Maddox. His feet are kicked up on the table, a glass of red wine in his left hand, a comfy grey blanket draped over his legs and a remote control in his right hand as he turns off the tv. He looks over to his right where Candy is sat beside him, legs curled up to the side of her. They both combust into laughter.
MADDOX: I swear...these people...ACTUALLY think they are entertaining.
CANDY: Thats the comedy Maddox. Thats the fucking comedy.
MADDOX: There's hardly anything to tackle but we turn lemons into lemonade.
CANDY: Anything we touch turns into fucking diamonds so...shall we?
MADDOX: We shall. Do you wanna go first?
CANDY: I'd love to.
MADDOX: The floor is all yours.
CANDY: Joe Nobody. LITERALLY your name speaks the obvious. A nobody. Why the HELL did you even step foot into this federation? Did you think you were gonna be able to galavant your way through our hallways being chauvinistic? Oh, wait, yeah, he did think he could because there are men here currently who are the same way. Anyways. I'm not gonna talk badly about your wife because well, she doesn't deserve that. If she's the baddest bitch in your galaxy, well, nobody can tell you differently. I'm sure she is the baddest bitch. She has to be one tough lady to deal with....
(Candy's gaze looks back over at the tv and back to the camera with disgust)
CANDY: That every night.
(She pauses)
CANDY: But lets get a couple things straight here. Little momma is DARED to try and step to my front door if I beat you. I'll put MONEY on her ass getting handed to her. Tell Miss.Nicole that if she can't handle you getting beaten, I'll DM her my phone number and I'll let her know where she can meet me. You'll have to use whatever measly money you have earned here to fix her face once im done with her. But how TYPICAL of a chauvinistic asshole. Needing their woman to handle some of their work for them. What? You can't handle It yourself if you get beat? You need your wife to step in? Grow some fucking balls. I'm not scared of her and DEFINITELY not scared of you. I know you're trying to do and say anything you possibly can to create some type of hype around your name cause..well, you simply ARE nobody. But It won't work. So why dont YOU do what YOU DO best and get all four and take It like a bitch? We can tell who wears the pants actually in that relationship. Nicole gets that ass into gear and you follow her like little Fish does. A lost little puppy dog.
(Candy reaches to the table and picks up her wine glass and takes a swig. She sets her glass back down)
CANDY: You've barked up the wrong tree now. So Joe Nobody, I will continue to make sure you continue to live up to your name. You'll get some hype cause you're in the ring with THE BADDEST BITCH around but then that will fade and you will fade into the background because you make me......
(Candy stretches her arms up and fakes a yawn)
CANDY: Next. Your turn Maddox.
(Maddox slyly smiles)
MADDOX: Happily. Let's start with the bukkake gang.
(Candys jaw drops open)
MADDOX: I speak the truth.
(He shrugs)
MADDOX: Anyways. This is simple. DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT? Really? Riley Walker and the boxing match, still? No WONDER Dillan lost his championship to Rain. He has a shit manager who can't help him get his head in the right place cause everyone is so fucking focused on the past. Ragsdale, you are like a little yappy chihuahua who runs around and just never shuts up. Its that dog who is LITERALLY ALWAYS barking at the front door for no reason and you just wanna kick It across the room. You, not the dog. But yes, I DO THINK its hilarious Dillan lost his match. You and Dillan let the Black Hand prevail and that all falls onto your shoulders. Not mine. Your a trash manager and couldn't get your talent in tip top shape to go against Rain. Not only that....BUT HE LOST IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE XHF UNIVERSE! That's even worse. So, you can talk all about my boxing match with Riley Walker cause YOU can't seem to let It go for some reason but what's worse is that DeHaven couldn't get the job done either. Your guy LOST his championship belt and now Rain is the current title holder because of who? You! DeHaven! However, I've said my congrats to him for breaking the record. I've given my props. But if that's the only thing you got at the front of your brain, your corny and your boring. I'm glad you may seem funny in your own eyes but the rest of us are waiting. It's like a desert in this bitch. We're all thirsty for new stuff. Anyways, enough of those clowns. We're onto the champion, Mister Rain Blackheart.
(Candy and Maddox rolls their eyes simultaneously)
MADDOX: He get's a championship and now he thinks he's the standard.
(Maddox laughs loudly)
CANDY: I believe he said you are not to the level of professional.
MADDOX: Right, right and somehow he is because he's the Sin City Champion. Except...been there...done that.
(Maddox looks at the camera with his eyes open wide and his head titled to the side with a shit eating grin on his face)
MADDOX: This isn't some throw away match ya blind bat. You are facing TWO FORMER SIN CITY CHAMPIONS. One who is currently the longest reigning champion which is DeHaven and the other who was the previous longest reigning champion. Two very IMPACTFUL and POWERFUL wrestlers. DeHaven could be better if he kicked Ragsdale to the curb. Ragsdale is so focused on his own damn character shining in this place. Anyways. But baby, throw away It is not. I love that you think that though because you're going to be entering this ring so confidently thinking you have It in the bag and It is going to be the EXACT opposite. That horrible nightmare you have, yeah, that's going to sneak right up on you. I've been looking for the opportunity to get back into the ring with you and reverse what happened. I've been waiting to get into the ring and get my hands around one of the Black Hand peeps necks. It's now coming to fruition and after this crock of shit promo you just released, i'm even more amped.
CANDY: Don't forget Rain think's he's the standard bearer for UP Wrestling now.
(Maddox lightly laughs and shakes his head)
MADDOX: I wonder what Bishop would think about that.
(Maddox laughs a little harder)
MADDOX: Seriously, it's like this boys dick grew about 5 more inches since he's won the championship. He's somehow gained a world of confidence and thinks he's the THE STANDARD. What?! Are we in fucking Willy Wonky and The Chocolate Factory? Like...are we about to get warped into a chocolate river cause I'm not exactly sure what's going on right now? Are the drugs these boys taking getting stronger and stronger?
CANDY: I'm not sure my love.
MADDOX: Neither am I but keep that shit away from me. The delusion is real. You four guys talk a big game. Talk about being legends. Talk about being the best before and with championships but thats all in your own heads. The rest of us are looking at you like..."what the fuck are you even talking about?" You just got here not to long ago, join this group and now you're a legend? Getting too far ahead of yourself my friend and Im sure EVERYONE HERE is going to jump at the opportunity to show you differently, including myself. Nobody respects you. Nobody wants to listen to you. But we're forced to because well...thats the business. But Rain sir, there are plenty better. Those who will ACTUALLY be legendary. This moment for you is fleeting my friend. The Black Hand who sit atop that mountain right now...you guys are going to hit a giant iceberg and you guys are going to sink and sink quick because you guys are just penetrable steel plates. The minute the right person with the right strength, wits, game plan hits you at the right moment...you will sink. You will sink fast. Then your fleeting "Apex" moment will be gone. Sure, you four are all holders of gold...but that doesn't last forever. You will fall from grace. If I have anything to do with It, it'll happen sooner than later. That's a promise.
(Maddox takes a sip from his wine glass and sets It down)
MADDOX: So dont get ready for this "throw away" match and come in with all of that confidence and cockiness. Then DeHaven and myself...who have only our interest of destroying you, in common. I'm sure we'll take turns throwing you around and whooping that ass. Shit, if its not me pinning you, would be hilarious to see DeHaven pin you. I don't even want to pin DeHaven. What fun is that? I mean, If I have to, to win, I will but....I'd surely like to see you get beaten more then anything. Anyways. I think we've made enough lemonade here babes.
CANDY: Agreed. When you give idiots too much of your time, they tend to take advantage.
MADDOX: Absolutely. Adios, bitches.
[[ SCENE FADES ]]
Sitting on a plush cream colored couch in his penthouse apartment in Las Vegas is Maddox. His feet are kicked up on the table, a glass of red wine in his left hand, a comfy grey blanket draped over his legs and a remote control in his right hand as he turns off the tv. He looks over to his right where Candy is sat beside him, legs curled up to the side of her. They both combust into laughter.
MADDOX: I swear...these people...ACTUALLY think they are entertaining.
CANDY: Thats the comedy Maddox. Thats the fucking comedy.
MADDOX: There's hardly anything to tackle but we turn lemons into lemonade.
CANDY: Anything we touch turns into fucking diamonds so...shall we?
MADDOX: We shall. Do you wanna go first?
CANDY: I'd love to.
MADDOX: The floor is all yours.
CANDY: Joe Nobody. LITERALLY your name speaks the obvious. A nobody. Why the HELL did you even step foot into this federation? Did you think you were gonna be able to galavant your way through our hallways being chauvinistic? Oh, wait, yeah, he did think he could because there are men here currently who are the same way. Anyways. I'm not gonna talk badly about your wife because well, she doesn't deserve that. If she's the baddest bitch in your galaxy, well, nobody can tell you differently. I'm sure she is the baddest bitch. She has to be one tough lady to deal with....
(Candy's gaze looks back over at the tv and back to the camera with disgust)
CANDY: That every night.
(She pauses)
CANDY: But lets get a couple things straight here. Little momma is DARED to try and step to my front door if I beat you. I'll put MONEY on her ass getting handed to her. Tell Miss.Nicole that if she can't handle you getting beaten, I'll DM her my phone number and I'll let her know where she can meet me. You'll have to use whatever measly money you have earned here to fix her face once im done with her. But how TYPICAL of a chauvinistic asshole. Needing their woman to handle some of their work for them. What? You can't handle It yourself if you get beat? You need your wife to step in? Grow some fucking balls. I'm not scared of her and DEFINITELY not scared of you. I know you're trying to do and say anything you possibly can to create some type of hype around your name cause..well, you simply ARE nobody. But It won't work. So why dont YOU do what YOU DO best and get all four and take It like a bitch? We can tell who wears the pants actually in that relationship. Nicole gets that ass into gear and you follow her like little Fish does. A lost little puppy dog.
(Candy reaches to the table and picks up her wine glass and takes a swig. She sets her glass back down)
CANDY: You've barked up the wrong tree now. So Joe Nobody, I will continue to make sure you continue to live up to your name. You'll get some hype cause you're in the ring with THE BADDEST BITCH around but then that will fade and you will fade into the background because you make me......
(Candy stretches her arms up and fakes a yawn)
CANDY: Next. Your turn Maddox.
(Maddox slyly smiles)
MADDOX: Happily. Let's start with the bukkake gang.
(Candys jaw drops open)
MADDOX: I speak the truth.
(He shrugs)
MADDOX: Anyways. This is simple. DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT? Really? Riley Walker and the boxing match, still? No WONDER Dillan lost his championship to Rain. He has a shit manager who can't help him get his head in the right place cause everyone is so fucking focused on the past. Ragsdale, you are like a little yappy chihuahua who runs around and just never shuts up. Its that dog who is LITERALLY ALWAYS barking at the front door for no reason and you just wanna kick It across the room. You, not the dog. But yes, I DO THINK its hilarious Dillan lost his match. You and Dillan let the Black Hand prevail and that all falls onto your shoulders. Not mine. Your a trash manager and couldn't get your talent in tip top shape to go against Rain. Not only that....BUT HE LOST IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE XHF UNIVERSE! That's even worse. So, you can talk all about my boxing match with Riley Walker cause YOU can't seem to let It go for some reason but what's worse is that DeHaven couldn't get the job done either. Your guy LOST his championship belt and now Rain is the current title holder because of who? You! DeHaven! However, I've said my congrats to him for breaking the record. I've given my props. But if that's the only thing you got at the front of your brain, your corny and your boring. I'm glad you may seem funny in your own eyes but the rest of us are waiting. It's like a desert in this bitch. We're all thirsty for new stuff. Anyways, enough of those clowns. We're onto the champion, Mister Rain Blackheart.
(Candy and Maddox rolls their eyes simultaneously)
MADDOX: He get's a championship and now he thinks he's the standard.
(Maddox laughs loudly)
CANDY: I believe he said you are not to the level of professional.
MADDOX: Right, right and somehow he is because he's the Sin City Champion. Except...been there...done that.
(Maddox looks at the camera with his eyes open wide and his head titled to the side with a shit eating grin on his face)
MADDOX: This isn't some throw away match ya blind bat. You are facing TWO FORMER SIN CITY CHAMPIONS. One who is currently the longest reigning champion which is DeHaven and the other who was the previous longest reigning champion. Two very IMPACTFUL and POWERFUL wrestlers. DeHaven could be better if he kicked Ragsdale to the curb. Ragsdale is so focused on his own damn character shining in this place. Anyways. But baby, throw away It is not. I love that you think that though because you're going to be entering this ring so confidently thinking you have It in the bag and It is going to be the EXACT opposite. That horrible nightmare you have, yeah, that's going to sneak right up on you. I've been looking for the opportunity to get back into the ring with you and reverse what happened. I've been waiting to get into the ring and get my hands around one of the Black Hand peeps necks. It's now coming to fruition and after this crock of shit promo you just released, i'm even more amped.
CANDY: Don't forget Rain think's he's the standard bearer for UP Wrestling now.
(Maddox lightly laughs and shakes his head)
MADDOX: I wonder what Bishop would think about that.
(Maddox laughs a little harder)
MADDOX: Seriously, it's like this boys dick grew about 5 more inches since he's won the championship. He's somehow gained a world of confidence and thinks he's the THE STANDARD. What?! Are we in fucking Willy Wonky and The Chocolate Factory? Like...are we about to get warped into a chocolate river cause I'm not exactly sure what's going on right now? Are the drugs these boys taking getting stronger and stronger?
CANDY: I'm not sure my love.
MADDOX: Neither am I but keep that shit away from me. The delusion is real. You four guys talk a big game. Talk about being legends. Talk about being the best before and with championships but thats all in your own heads. The rest of us are looking at you like..."what the fuck are you even talking about?" You just got here not to long ago, join this group and now you're a legend? Getting too far ahead of yourself my friend and Im sure EVERYONE HERE is going to jump at the opportunity to show you differently, including myself. Nobody respects you. Nobody wants to listen to you. But we're forced to because well...thats the business. But Rain sir, there are plenty better. Those who will ACTUALLY be legendary. This moment for you is fleeting my friend. The Black Hand who sit atop that mountain right now...you guys are going to hit a giant iceberg and you guys are going to sink and sink quick because you guys are just penetrable steel plates. The minute the right person with the right strength, wits, game plan hits you at the right moment...you will sink. You will sink fast. Then your fleeting "Apex" moment will be gone. Sure, you four are all holders of gold...but that doesn't last forever. You will fall from grace. If I have anything to do with It, it'll happen sooner than later. That's a promise.
(Maddox takes a sip from his wine glass and sets It down)
MADDOX: So dont get ready for this "throw away" match and come in with all of that confidence and cockiness. Then DeHaven and myself...who have only our interest of destroying you, in common. I'm sure we'll take turns throwing you around and whooping that ass. Shit, if its not me pinning you, would be hilarious to see DeHaven pin you. I don't even want to pin DeHaven. What fun is that? I mean, If I have to, to win, I will but....I'd surely like to see you get beaten more then anything. Anyways. I think we've made enough lemonade here babes.
CANDY: Agreed. When you give idiots too much of your time, they tend to take advantage.
MADDOX: Absolutely. Adios, bitches.
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