Post by nick on Nov 28, 2021 5:05:24 GMT -5
(After the show Pixi and Larry are headed home. This night they are fortunate in that King is providing the transport: not for them luxury limousines, private jets and the like. The usually ebullient Pixi, does not look happy)
King: Hey, Kiddo, chin up! Coulda been worse. Coulda been a LOT worse.
Pixi: Sorry, I was lost in thought for a moment.
Larry: Walker? Really? Some thought that voting for that chameleon was a good idea? Seriously, he changes he’s mind more often than he changes his underwear. He has all the consistency of a drizzly shit.
Pixi: Larry!
Larry: Well, it’s true. He just comes across as weak. He should have enough belief in himself to stand by his convictions. I mean, no one sees you ditching veganism because it isn’t ‘popular’. Are you going to stop being so Pixilicious because the Black Hand are being so – you know, “Handy”? My point here is that what others think or believe isn’t as important as what YOU think and believe. It’s that belief and conviction that takes you onwards and Upwards – see what I did there?
Pixi: Really? You had to?
Larry: Oh yeah!
King: Look, it’s not YOUR damn fault that some of the fans wanted to see Walker get his fat mouth handed to him. It doesn’t lessen who you are and what you bring to dat damn ring! I guarantee you THIS – Bishop is FAR happier dat he’s gotta face Walker than if he had to face YOU. But look – it ain’t our problem no more. Let them worry ‘bout dat.
Pixi: So I abandon my quest? No more World Champion Pixi?
King: hell no! I didn’t say NONE of dat! It’s just them other sports teams and shit – you focus on your next opponent and ONLY your next opponent. You defeat what’s placed in front of you. You know you got it in you top do dat. And so do THEY. Ain’t NOBODY lining up thinking they can get themselves an easy win against the Pixi! So, you take the positives from this. You gots more time to prepare, to develop, to grow as a fighter. You added to your damn arsenal. You adds some damn more!
Pixi: I can do that.
Larry: Of course you can.
Pixi: Oh wait, I have an idea! I’m going to make a questionnaire and send it to those whose opinions I value. It’ll be short and simple – How Does Pixi Improve?
Larry: HDP….I, Maddox might sue for copy-write infringement.
King: Dat’s not a bad idea. I’ll get them sent out and we’ll present the answers at the Pre-PPV Upside show! It’s always good to have a plan.
Pixi: Yes, I feel more positive again. I can and will turn this situation into a big win.
Larry: How can anyone doubt you?
King: Beats me.
(Fade to black as King drives off into the night.)
King: Hey, Kiddo, chin up! Coulda been worse. Coulda been a LOT worse.
Pixi: Sorry, I was lost in thought for a moment.
Larry: Walker? Really? Some thought that voting for that chameleon was a good idea? Seriously, he changes he’s mind more often than he changes his underwear. He has all the consistency of a drizzly shit.
Pixi: Larry!
Larry: Well, it’s true. He just comes across as weak. He should have enough belief in himself to stand by his convictions. I mean, no one sees you ditching veganism because it isn’t ‘popular’. Are you going to stop being so Pixilicious because the Black Hand are being so – you know, “Handy”? My point here is that what others think or believe isn’t as important as what YOU think and believe. It’s that belief and conviction that takes you onwards and Upwards – see what I did there?
Pixi: Really? You had to?
Larry: Oh yeah!
King: Look, it’s not YOUR damn fault that some of the fans wanted to see Walker get his fat mouth handed to him. It doesn’t lessen who you are and what you bring to dat damn ring! I guarantee you THIS – Bishop is FAR happier dat he’s gotta face Walker than if he had to face YOU. But look – it ain’t our problem no more. Let them worry ‘bout dat.
Pixi: So I abandon my quest? No more World Champion Pixi?
King: hell no! I didn’t say NONE of dat! It’s just them other sports teams and shit – you focus on your next opponent and ONLY your next opponent. You defeat what’s placed in front of you. You know you got it in you top do dat. And so do THEY. Ain’t NOBODY lining up thinking they can get themselves an easy win against the Pixi! So, you take the positives from this. You gots more time to prepare, to develop, to grow as a fighter. You added to your damn arsenal. You adds some damn more!
Pixi: I can do that.
Larry: Of course you can.
Pixi: Oh wait, I have an idea! I’m going to make a questionnaire and send it to those whose opinions I value. It’ll be short and simple – How Does Pixi Improve?
Larry: HDP….I, Maddox might sue for copy-write infringement.
King: Dat’s not a bad idea. I’ll get them sent out and we’ll present the answers at the Pre-PPV Upside show! It’s always good to have a plan.
Pixi: Yes, I feel more positive again. I can and will turn this situation into a big win.
Larry: How can anyone doubt you?
King: Beats me.
(Fade to black as King drives off into the night.)