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Post by Mav. on Dec 1, 2021 13:35:49 GMT -5
XHF NETWORK MEMO. December 1st, 2021.
FROM: The XHF Network Committee, Jason Long, and James Raymond. TO: XHF Tag Team Champions, Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby. SUBJECT: Tag Team Championship Match @ XHF Supremacy.
Good afternoon,
As some of you might have been aware, before End of Days — the challenge was laid down to whoever was going to be champions heading out of November and into December by The New Age Killers following their win against SKY Force for the Super Duos Championships in J-ROK. After a successful defence against The Guardians at Homecoming II, The New Age Killers have decided to cash in their points for a shot at the XHF Tag Team Championships against The Crinkly Bottom Boys (or whoever might be champions by said date). The date has been set by the challengers for January 2022 — or as many would know the global event to be XHF Supremacy. Though they have agreed to let any further stipulation be decided by the champions, so if they do wish on any to be added.
Jason Long and James Raymond are giving the champions until Ascendancy XXVI — on December 11th, 2021 — to answer the challenge and to give any further details on the supposed match. They have also confirmed that they will be appearing at the event to come face to face with the champions, so if they do choose to agree to the match. We hope to hear from you soon.
Keep in touch.
Kind regards James Raymond and Jason Long
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Post by Cross Recoba on Dec 3, 2021 21:36:50 GMT -5
INT. XHF OFFICES - DAY
VOICE (O.S.) Where did you even find that thing?
VOICE #2 (O.S) We had to go down to the local dump but here it is. The door opens and we see an old CRT television is set-up complete with a Betamax machine. A man walks into shot and places the tape into the machine that's older than Mongo's mom's first period. CUT TO: INT. A SWINGER'S PARTY - NIGHTWe see EDMONDS standing amongst the largesse and debauchery that a swingers' party entails. Blobby is nowhere to be seen on-screen. NOEL EDMONDS If you write us a memo, we'll send you a Betamax in reply, that's fighting fire with fire! MR BLOBBY (O.S) BLOBBY!!! A pink lacy thong torpedoes its way into shot and sticks to EDMONDS face who peels it off with a looks of hate. NOEL EDMONDS Fine, if you want a match, you can have a match in January. As you can see, we're taking our role as champions seriously. Blobby is going deep-cover tonight to get in match-shape for the fourteen-man tag and when that's done? We're going to go see former President Kanyon's kid cages so we're in shape for our next defence. However, we're always looking forward to the future, always looking for how we can make small changes to the match to tip it in our favour. That's why we've got the stipulation for your match sorted. Blobby has no fear about getting dirty, he loves being surrounded by wet stuff and so why should we fear a match that requires that exact attitude? Zoom on EDWARDS NOEL EDWARDS At Supremacy, we'll face off in a Buried at Sea match. You want to come up against us when you think we might be weak and tired like the rats you are? We'll help you get off the ship!The feed abruptly ends.
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