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Post by Dylan on Dec 11, 2021 17:14:28 GMT -5
As announced earlier today, Supremacy will once again have the opportunity for people to shake things up with people who aren't in their home feds. This thread here is where you'll be able to challenge anyone to a match! The dream matches will become reality here! El Rey vs El Combatiente! Goldbear II vs Dylan's Arm! The opportunities are endless!
If someone already has a match, please try to refrain from challenging them to another match. I don't want people getting overbooked and quickly burnt out. If a match is set, do not try to barge in and change it on the already preset match. If anyone has any questions, feel free to DM me. This thread is only for challenges. The thread will be locked on the morning of Battle of Hegemony (January 16th).
With all of that said, let the challenging begin!
CONFIRMED MATCHES:
Last One Standing Match - 1RP X Unlimited Words Eli Dresden(c) vs Muhrunes Smith vs Jeff Gilliam vs James Raymond vs Industrial Woman
Straight Up UWFI Match - Limits TBD Scott Fargo vs MYŌJIN
Game of Scrabble - Limits TBD Cheez vs Razor Blade
Dylan's Arm on a Pole on a Forklift Match - 1 RP X Unlimited Words Steve Awesome(c) vs Dylan Black
Normal 1on1 Match - Limits TBD Spike Kane vs Brad Kane
Lights Out Match for the XHF Fauenix Championship Match - Limits TBD Redmond Fauxry(c) vs Dino Bones
1on1 Deathmatch - 2 RPs X Unlimited Words Donzig vs Jeffrey Viper
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Post by Dylan on Dec 11, 2021 17:26:32 GMT -5
A few thuds are heard before a figure is heard. Dylan Black. He glares into the camera before sighing.
Dylan: Oh come now. It was always going to have to this wasn't it, Steve? You refuse to let yourself be seen, or even booked in places I'm familiar. Running off to a second-rate Canadian fed and bragging about stealing an amputees arm. Frankly, I've had enough of your bullshit!
Dylan slams his fist on the wall and the fury in his eyes grows.
Dylan: It seems there is only one way for this to end. This is the only way to get justice.
Dylan: STEVE AWESOME. DYLAN BLACK. ONE ON ONE AT SUPREMACY... IN A DYLAN'S-ARM-ON-A-POLE MATCH!
Dylan grins.
Dylan: What say you Steve? You eager to prove yourself as the superior being you are? Or are you just a coward?
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Post by Kris on Dec 11, 2021 19:57:40 GMT -5
The camera cuts to the interview space set up for every episode of Ascendancy... but there's no interviewer there. Instead, standing smack-dab in the middle of the frame is none other than Eli Dresden. The fans can be heard cheering for the blond as she smirks, the light-up glasses she pilfered from Jason "Maverick" Long getting pushed up to act as a headband before she speaks.
Dresden: So at Homecoming II, the so-called 'Alpha male' needed a handful of tights to pin the woman who was half his size. Ol' Popcorn Shrimp can say whatever he wants about gettin' the win--his delusions only matter to him and the folks he has to pay to care about. Between yinz and me?
Eli leans forward just a little.
Dresden: I'm just glad I didn't catch nothin' from that walkin' CDC vault, know what I mean?
And with that, Sexton Love is dismissed from the thoughts of the current owner of HYPERION'S Trident. Speaking of, as the blond chuckles at herself, the gleaming piece of weaponry is brought up into the frame.
Dresden: Anyway, this is why I'm here tonight--cuz a certain event is comin' up here soon and we all remembered what happened last year, don't we? No one thought I had a shot in Hell at bein' the one to walk out of Supremacy with the trident. Shit, no one even knew who I was before the bell rang. Once the dust settled and I was the only one left standing, not only did NLW know who I was... but so did the entire XHF Network. My career was made at Supremacy 2021...
Trailing off, the blond smirks.a
Dresden: So why not honor that accomplishment the only way I know how?
The crowd, beginning to catch onto what Eli's planning, can be heard cheering as she nods.
Dresden: That's right, ladies and germs--at Supremacy 2022, I will be defending HYPERION's Trident in a Last One Standing Match, beginning a tradition that I'm sure will piss that Scientology Lite sumbitch right off enough to try to come take it back. Not only that, but I know full well that I've pissed off more than a few others across the whole of the XHF, and that's not even touchin' on the weirdos that keep askin' for my number for some reason like I'm not seein' someone? Dickheads gotta dickhead, I guess.
Dresden shrugs
Dresden: So in closin', I'm takin' any and all comers that wanna try to take this trident from me. Of course, the operative word there is try cuz between you, me, and the floor mount that'll turn this baby into a stripper pole like I've been threatenin' since before it was mine?
That infamous Cheshire Cat smirk reveals itself in full.
Dresden: This ain't goin' anywhere.
The camera cuts to ringside. As announced on NLW Ascendancy XXVI, Eli will be putting HYPERION's Trident up in a Last One Standing Match. One RP, unlimited word count... open to all competitors in the XHF Network.
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Jimbo
.::XHF Competitor::.
Man/Myth/Legend
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Post by Jimbo on Dec 11, 2021 22:45:04 GMT -5
As announced on NLW Ascendancy XXVI, Eli will be putting HYPERION's Trident up in a Last One Standing Match. One RP, unlimited word count... open to all competitors in the XHF Network. yeah, throw the little cutie MEHRUNES SMITH in the ring for this one
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Post by Adrien on Dec 11, 2021 22:57:16 GMT -5
As announced on NLW Ascendancy XXVI, Eli will be putting HYPERION's Trident up in a Last One Standing Match. One RP, unlimited word count... open to all competitors in the XHF Network. "Hey there, chickadee. You wanna throw down with Jeffy G!" Jeff Gilliam smiles into the camera. The former SCCW International Champion opens his arms in a challenging fashion. "Let's go then! I'll take that trident from you!"
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Jimbo
.::XHF Competitor::.
Man/Myth/Legend
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Post by Jimbo on Dec 12, 2021 2:22:11 GMT -5
MYŌJIN it's bout 2 go the fuck DOWN
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The Dunne Deal
.::XHF Superstar::.
The one you want to win, but won't admit it.
Posts: 1,096
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Post by The Dunne Deal on Dec 12, 2021 4:49:07 GMT -5
Cheez challenge any other 3 XHF members to a...Game of Scrabble.
{Side Note: I'll make this a segment if need be.}
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Post by James Raymond on Dec 12, 2021 15:54:53 GMT -5
As announced on NLW Ascendancy XXVI, Eli will be putting HYPERION's Trident up in a Last One Standing Match. One RP, unlimited word count... open to all competitors in the XHF Network. yes.
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MYŌJIN
.::XHF Superstar::.
FKA Draven | Former X*Crown Champion | Former XHF JHW Champion
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Post by MYŌJIN on Dec 12, 2021 22:03:30 GMT -5
MYŌJIN it's bout 2 go the fuck DOWN LFG
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Steve Awesome
.::XHF Superstar::.
-~The Awesome Reality of Steve Awesome~-
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Post by Steve Awesome on Dec 20, 2021 21:17:03 GMT -5
A few thuds are heard before a figure is heard. Dylan Black. He glares into the camera before sighing.
Dylan: Oh come now. It was always going to have to this wasn't it, Steve? You refuse to let yourself be seen, or even booked in places I'm familiar. Running off to a second-rate Canadian fed and bragging about stealing an amputees arm. Frankly, I've had enough of your bullshit!
Dylan slams his fist on the wall and the fury in his eyes grows.
Dylan: It seems there is only one way for this to end. This is the only way to get justice.
Dylan: STEVE AWESOME. DYLAN BLACK. ONE ON ONE AT SUPREMACY... IN A DYLAN'S-ARM-ON-A-POLE MATCH!
Dylan grins.
Dylan: What say you Steve? You eager to prove yourself as the superior being you are? Or are you just a coward?
TAROSA MINI-SODE
ARMED🦾& AWESOME❤️TOUR!!
“En Vogue”
We open inside a hospital gift and bake shop.
Yes they have those. Shut up.
Steve Awesome was at the desk trying to get some service from the old lady.
“Look, I’m just looking for a cake that says “I’m sorry I let that douche bag stomp your head in, babe. But I can’t just give Dylan his arm back. That arm is like one of my children. I know you can relate. Love you.”
The old lady blinks a couple of times.
“Why would you-“
Steve held up a finger and wagged it in front of her face and made noise to shut her up.
“Ba-ba-ba-ba…don’t ask questions. Just can you make the cake or not?”
Steve crossed his arms and waited for a response. The clerk thinks about the project for a few moments.
“Umm, I think that might be too many words…
Steve just sneers in disgust and walks out of the gift shop. The cameras follow him as he walks through the cafeteria toward the vending machines.
“You know, Dylan, I heard your challenge…”
Steve cautiously waved his hand in front of the vending machine. Then nudged it to see if it might nudge him back. Once he felt safe he threw a bill into the machine and ordered a few snacks.
“I bet you really want your arm back, don’t you.”
He smirked and chuckled to himself.
“So much so, that you thought I’d just come running head first into your little challenge like I’m some kind of rookie idiot or something…”
He just laughs as he pops open a bag of ruffles cheddar.
“I know your young and stupid but I didn’t think it was that bad. Honestly man, I think you’ll be okay. I know you only have your left arm, but I think you’ll be all right.”
He eats a chip.
“I thought about it, weighed the pros and cons. Really pondered the real deep questions. And to be honest Dyl-hole, I should probably say yes.”
He puts his hands out to display the wonderfully sterile hospital cafeteria.
“You are the reason I’m here. You stomped Zelda’s head into the mat at swingers party you bastard. I should accept your stupid arm on a pole match challenge just so I can beat your ass until you can’t stand and then steal your other arm, you little lefty piece of shit!!”
He shouted and then gritted his teeth and glared into the camera. We can argue whose fault it is all day, but he’s still big mad that it happened.
Only the soothing crunch of another potato chip could calm him down. He reached into the bag and tossed one back.
“But that’s what you want.”
He shakes his head.
“I don’t think I want to give it to you, Dylan.”
He smirks.
“In fact, I have nothing to give to you. The arm is mine. I own it now. And I’m going to keep it forever as a symbol of what I’m able to take from a two time XCrown champion…..”
He felt a little shy to say but he powered through.
“Plus, it’s a pretty damn good ball scratcher. I can’t lie…except for that time the fingers slammed shut! That part sucked.”
He shudders to think of that particular night and the pain it caused.
“So to answer your question Dylan, after careful consideration, my answer is nope.”
He smirks and shrugs it off before eating another chip.
“And as for the arm, a little musical quote popped into my head. It’s from a little group known as “En Vogue”. You may have heard of them. But I believe the quote goes like this…
He clears his throat and speaks slowly and clearly.
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, w-whoa whoa whoa!
Another smirk from the face of the franchise. And then he chuckles.
“Arm on a pole match…”
He rolls his eyes and then does a crotch chop.
“Suck this pole.”
He reaches out and blocks the camera.
“Oohhhhh BOP!”
Fade
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John Blade
.::XHF Newcomer::.
Wins: Loses:1
Posts: 42
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Post by John Blade on Dec 27, 2021 13:18:50 GMT -5
Cheez I'll play with you and a game of scramble at Supremacy in 2022
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Post by vastrix on Dec 30, 2021 23:13:40 GMT -5
Steve AwesomeEsmeralda von Krauss: I see, Herr Awesome that you are too cowardly to take Dylan Black up on his challenge to get his arm back. Are you too cowardly to take up my challenge? You defeat me in the ring and I will leave you alone. I win in the ring…you must perform the duty of giving me what I desire the most in this wretched world. A child of my own. Are you brave?
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Post by Dylan on Dec 30, 2021 23:13:52 GMT -5
Footage courtesy of the GUNS show mid-season finale
Dylan: Fuck you Steve, YOU'RE ON!
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mosler
Special GUNS Acess
Mosler's not here man.
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Post by mosler on Dec 31, 2021 0:53:15 GMT -5
[The last AWF Prestige champion - no take backs - takes time out of his busy schedule of champion duties, which includes evicting Ma & PA businesses in Bethesda, to weigh-in on Dylan Black's bravado.]
Zoran Sainovic: Dylan... zat is SO brave of you, now zat you know Steve is going to be little more zan shark chum at ze conclusion of MY Hegemony OVERKILL. I'll try to leave his shoulder tissue connected so you two can have your battle of ze most overexposed Network stars.
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Post by Spike Kane on Jan 3, 2022 9:14:41 GMT -5
Spike Kane beaten, battered, and covered in blood looks up at the camera, a sly smirk on his face.
Spike: Hey Little brother, looks like my dance card is free at last..
He leans towards the camera.
Spike: Let's end this once and for all.
He nods his head several times as he slowly moves back from the camera.
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