GUNS.com Exclusive re XTREME X*MAS: OH VIOLENT NIGHT
Dec 13, 2021 2:49:33 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Curtis D. Kanyon, and 4 more like this
Post by La Familia Price on Dec 13, 2021 2:49:33 GMT -5
Nelly: Nelly Angel here with a GUNS dot com exsclusive. Please welcome my guest at this time a man who just made his surprising return by attacking the XHF X*Crown Champion Spike Kane right here on this show, the one and only Messiah Of Hardcore, Price!
Price walks into the shot with a GUNS baseball hat sitting halfway back on his head.
PRICE: PRICE.
Nelly: Huh?
PRICE: It's PRICE. Like MF DOOM or KENTA. I can hear when you don't say it in all caps. But other than dawg it's good to see you still got it, kinda surprised ya still doing this shit here holdin a mic and all but still it's good to see a familer face.
Nelly: I mean you requested me and JFK made it pretty clear I had to be here.
PRICE: Yeah what he give you like one extra zero?
Nelly: Something like that, with your given history in AXW.
PRICE looks confused for a second.
Nelly: And speaking of AXW, we haven't seen you since you represented AXW in the X*Crown match at Surpremacy where you were thrown off the cage by Akid and havent been heard from since, where have you been?
PRICE looks highly confused at this point.
PRICE: Dawg I haven't been in an XHF event since shit what 2008!? AXW, X*Crown, some kid, Mongo would let a kid fight, the carny fuck, I've got no earthly idea what you are rambling about right now my man. What the fuck is an AXW?
Nelly: Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, you return to the ring under thier banner a few years ago reborn as Japanese man...
PRICE: Are you hearing your self right now? Reborn? A Japanese man? Nelly, you've known me for how long, over 10 years right? Do I LOOK like I'm Japanese to you!?
Nelly: No...but see you died and then..
PRICE: I wasnt DEAD ya mark, who told you I was dead?
Nelly: JFK originally, your daughter Darlene confirmed it.
PRICE: Well there you go. I really should to talk to my kid and find out what the hell she was up to while I was gone, but yeah Nelly, I was retired. I was off on my own little private island with ten 10's smoking the finest chiba drinking the sweetest rum and living my best life getting fat and stupid.
He slaps his belly.
PRICE: I got the fat part down, the stupid part was answering my god damn phone. I should have thrown it into the ocean once I got to the island not after I saw Spike Kane made his return and then went on to win the X*Crown of all god damn things.
Nelly: So is that why you are back? To challenge Spike Kane for the X*Crown!?
PRICE spits at the ground.
PRICE: Fuck no, I've got no interest in that phallic symbol of Mongo's gluttony. No it's quite simple why I am back, see someone, with a WHOLE LOT of money, happens to HATE Spike Kane even more than I do and is willing to give me STUPID amounts of this cash to make Mikey's life a living utter hell.
Nelly: Why does James hate him so much?
PRICE: That's a simple one also, because he's never been able to beat him in that ring. But he can beat him in other ways, in comes me, a man who not only CAN beat Spike Kane, I HAVE beaten Spike Kane, for gold. Hehe I haven't thought about that one in a while, maybe just maybe I'll show up at this little Christmas party he's having with that my daughter bitch boy Dylan Black and that big ass Dinosaur dude.
Nelly: I'm pretty sure Jesse is a lizard.
PRICE: What ever he is he's a force of nature and I'm just sick and twisted enough to run head first into it, it's been a long time since I've seen someone that destructive and while I'm sure I'll regret it later, I want a piece of that. So maybe that's what I'll do, maybe on December 28th I'll take my happy fat stupid ass down to the historical Hammerstein Ballroom, maybe just maybe I'll get involved in this violent trio's match and we can show the world who the true Four Pillars of Violence are and maybe just maybe I'll bring something for us to fight over, how's an outlaw title sound for an outlaw match Nelly?
Nelly: Like something that would piss Mongo off.
PRICE: AGREED! So it's settled then. Maybe these boys will grow some balls and formally invite me to their party, or I crash it, either way my fee is paid and someone is going to get fucking hurt December 28th... and will you look who the fuck it is....don't get too froggy, I don't fight for free but I wont hesitate to end you...
PRICE looks off screen.
Price walks into the shot with a GUNS baseball hat sitting halfway back on his head.
PRICE: PRICE.
Nelly: Huh?
PRICE: It's PRICE. Like MF DOOM or KENTA. I can hear when you don't say it in all caps. But other than dawg it's good to see you still got it, kinda surprised ya still doing this shit here holdin a mic and all but still it's good to see a familer face.
Nelly: I mean you requested me and JFK made it pretty clear I had to be here.
PRICE: Yeah what he give you like one extra zero?
Nelly: Something like that, with your given history in AXW.
PRICE looks confused for a second.
Nelly: And speaking of AXW, we haven't seen you since you represented AXW in the X*Crown match at Surpremacy where you were thrown off the cage by Akid and havent been heard from since, where have you been?
PRICE looks highly confused at this point.
PRICE: Dawg I haven't been in an XHF event since shit what 2008!? AXW, X*Crown, some kid, Mongo would let a kid fight, the carny fuck, I've got no earthly idea what you are rambling about right now my man. What the fuck is an AXW?
Nelly: Anonymous Xtreme Wrestling, you return to the ring under thier banner a few years ago reborn as Japanese man...
PRICE: Are you hearing your self right now? Reborn? A Japanese man? Nelly, you've known me for how long, over 10 years right? Do I LOOK like I'm Japanese to you!?
Nelly: No...but see you died and then..
PRICE: I wasnt DEAD ya mark, who told you I was dead?
Nelly: JFK originally, your daughter Darlene confirmed it.
PRICE: Well there you go. I really should to talk to my kid and find out what the hell she was up to while I was gone, but yeah Nelly, I was retired. I was off on my own little private island with ten 10's smoking the finest chiba drinking the sweetest rum and living my best life getting fat and stupid.
He slaps his belly.
PRICE: I got the fat part down, the stupid part was answering my god damn phone. I should have thrown it into the ocean once I got to the island not after I saw Spike Kane made his return and then went on to win the X*Crown of all god damn things.
Nelly: So is that why you are back? To challenge Spike Kane for the X*Crown!?
PRICE spits at the ground.
PRICE: Fuck no, I've got no interest in that phallic symbol of Mongo's gluttony. No it's quite simple why I am back, see someone, with a WHOLE LOT of money, happens to HATE Spike Kane even more than I do and is willing to give me STUPID amounts of this cash to make Mikey's life a living utter hell.
Nelly: Why does James hate him so much?
PRICE: That's a simple one also, because he's never been able to beat him in that ring. But he can beat him in other ways, in comes me, a man who not only CAN beat Spike Kane, I HAVE beaten Spike Kane, for gold. Hehe I haven't thought about that one in a while, maybe just maybe I'll show up at this little Christmas party he's having with that my daughter bitch boy Dylan Black and that big ass Dinosaur dude.
Nelly: I'm pretty sure Jesse is a lizard.
PRICE: What ever he is he's a force of nature and I'm just sick and twisted enough to run head first into it, it's been a long time since I've seen someone that destructive and while I'm sure I'll regret it later, I want a piece of that. So maybe that's what I'll do, maybe on December 28th I'll take my happy fat stupid ass down to the historical Hammerstein Ballroom, maybe just maybe I'll get involved in this violent trio's match and we can show the world who the true Four Pillars of Violence are and maybe just maybe I'll bring something for us to fight over, how's an outlaw title sound for an outlaw match Nelly?
Nelly: Like something that would piss Mongo off.
PRICE: AGREED! So it's settled then. Maybe these boys will grow some balls and formally invite me to their party, or I crash it, either way my fee is paid and someone is going to get fucking hurt December 28th... and will you look who the fuck it is....don't get too froggy, I don't fight for free but I wont hesitate to end you...
PRICE looks off screen.