SWINGERS PARTY LIVE
Dec 16, 2021 4:21:30 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Curtis D. Kanyon, and 3 more like this
Post by Steve Awesome on Dec 16, 2021 4:21:30 GMT -5
Presented by Bang Bros
With
TAROSA
ARMED & AWESOME TOUR
“Reach out and touch somebody…”
OPEN BANG NIGHT
XMAS SWINGER PARTY
The camera scans the ECW arena and gets clips of the screaming crowd.
“HELLO EVERYONE I AM BRENT SAMPSON AND WE ARE LIIIIIIIIVEEEE!!!”
You got the crowd, the ring and a small stage. Every part of the set that isn’t the ring looks like it was just wheeled out not too long ago.
Brent Sampson: Hello Everyone, Brent Sampson here, and I’m so glad to be able to be your play by play announcer for this pop up show! We are flying by the seam of our pants here folks. This pop up show sold out instantly. You wanted this match, and we are gonna give it you! We dragged as much equipment as we could and the rest was generously supplied by the good folks over at Guns.
Magnus enters the scene.
Magnus: Is that why I’m here?
Brent Sampson: We needed to borrow a few set pieces and some tools Magnus, I hope you don’t mind.
Magnus: Do I look like a tool to you, Brent?……Don’t answer that. Honestly though, I’m excited to be here to do some color commentary and have front row seats to the show. What a match we have tonight.
Brent Sampson: Fourteen men and women, all with anger and issues galore. This match represents a grudge from every match on the Oh Violent Night card later this month!
Magnus: Not to mention all the problems that have been stemming around it. There is so much beef in this match, we could have called it a stew.
Brent Sampson: It’s only a matter of time for when this thing explodes.
Magnus: Well let’s get this show in the ring, baby!
“Smells Like Teen Spirit” starts to play and Zelda Knite enters the arena. Some people boo because she is associated with Steve but some others are excited to see her in a wrestling match after all these years.
Brent Sampson: Im excited to see Zelda Knite return to action tonight, Magnus.
Magnus: Sounds like some others are too. We will see if she has any ring rust.
D’s music plays and D steps onto the stage and makes his entrance.
Brent Sampson: Here comes the enigma, D. You never really know what this guy is going to do.
Magnus: It works for him. Can the Enigmatic Vodou Warrior prove too mysterious for his long time rival Esmeralda Von Krausse on the other team?
The light go down, and then come up an angry red. Flames explode from the eithr side of the ramp, jets and bursts of flame erupting into the air. Donzig walks from the back, wearing his skull mask with his hood up. He pauses, glaring out across the crowd before he shakes his head before walking down the ramp slowly. He circles around the ring, still watching the crowd before pausing to watch the announce team before he climbs the stairs. He stops at the ropes, reaching up to shove his hood back before stepping through the ropes. Then he takes off the mask, and shakes his head at the fans with a scowl before he leans back in his corner. Arms resting on the ropes while waiting for the match to start.
Brent Sampson: The SCOURGE! The war that walks. Tell us why Donzig is a good partner to have.
Magnus: Well he went all the way to the finals of the End of Days tournament. He is a consistent thorn in the side of every top level superstar. He’s clearly on the same page with everyone on his team and wants the win just as bad as they do.
“Here we are, born to be kings
We're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting to survive
In a world with the darkest powers
Heh
And here we are, we're the princes of the universe
Here we belong, fighting for survival
We've come to be the rulers of you all”
Queen’s “Princes of the Universe” continues to play as the four members of Team BANG! Bros emerge on the entrance stage. First, Curtis D. Kanyon appears holding his tag team title over his shoulder. Then, El Combatiente walks out waving to the fans, wearing his Fireside tag title around his waist. Then, Steve Awesome walks out, but backwards. He turns around and points at his behind, and by proxy, his behind. Then, all three point to the entryway and X*Crown champion Spike emerges, with the X*Crown title held above his head in all its glory. All four men walk down to the ring and as they enter, Javier suddenly slides in to stand beside El Combatiente.
“Born to be kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free
Got your world in my hand
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand
We were born to be princes of the universe”
Each man takes a corner of the ring and stands on the second turnbuckle, facing the crowd and showing off their glory with magnificent, championship poses. Curtis beats his chest, Combatiente does a backflip, Steve swivels his hips, and Spike snarls and just looks generally foreboding. They all then meet in the center of the ring as the music dies down.
Brent Sampson: The Bang Bros are here.
Magnus: I hate Steve Awesome but I love the Bang Bros! Its sweeping the nation.
Brent Sampson: Whats on there tights there?
All four Bang Bros put there asses together and you see the each have two letters, one on top of the other. Spike’s says F/C, Kanyons says U/A, Steve’s says C/F, and El Combatiente’s says K/F.
Brent Sampson: Whats that say?
Magnus: Put it all together, side by side.
Brent Sampson: Oh dear….they cant say that.
Magnus: Technically they didnt.
“A SPECIAL PLACE IN HEEEEEEEE-E-E-E-ELLLLLL!"
The lights flash green as the riffs to Reid Henry’s hit new single hits the PA system, uplifting and electric! The curtains between the wrestling word and gorilla open up and Dylan pushes his way through them! He pauses, posing for the crowd before strolling down the ramp ever so casually.
Announcer: And making his way to the ring, from Boston Massachusetts! Standing at 6'3" and weighing in at 218 pounds, he is “The Messiah of Mayhem,” DYLAAAAAAAAAAN BLAAAAAAAAAACK!
Dylan rolls under the bottom ropes and holds his hands up in the ring, creating a small lightning arc! He gestures in the boos from those in attendance and just gives off the biggest smirk before he slinks into his corner.
Brent Sampson: The first member of the opposing team. Dylan Black. You have to wonder if his missing arm will be a factor?
Magnus: Of course it will. But how much is the question.
Music blares over the sound system of the arena. Green and white lights to flicker down on a circle near the entrance. Out steps the long haired grizzly vet, Jesse Jamester. Dressed in his black tights, knee brace on his left leg visible, white boots with black laces, with signature pistols on each boot, and pistols crossing on his crotch with the initials "JJ" between them. Fists taped up, black elbow pad on his right arm, the tattooed and scars visible from neck to abdomen. Jesse Jamester takes his walk to the ring, soaking in the crowd. As he approaches the ring side area, he steps up on the second step of the ring steps, cracking his neck, shrugging the shoulders, he grabs the middle rope and steps between them, gliding into the ring in a fluid motion. He throws his fists up for a fight, before raising both arms up over his head as he leans on the ropes facing the fans. Music begins to fade out.
Brent Sampson: The murder lizard is here. With there match happening in a few weeks, how do you think Jesse will coexist with Dylan Black?
Magnus: The murder lizard will coexist until he decides not to anymore.
The lights go down and blacklights come up, bathing the stage in purple. A hard, grungy bassline starts to play.
'Hey, turn the bass up. Turn the bass up!'
The base gets louder and grungier, and the lyrics come in as Vodka Fizz dives out on stage in a golf cart retrofitted with huge speakers that are playing his music. He is dressed in a full-length white fur coat, white shutter glasses, and anover-the-top white top hat, and as he drives the golf cart down the ramp he toasts fans with a yard-long cocktail flask hung around his neck full of some fluorescent liquid he drinks from as he drives down the ramp..
When he gets to ringside, he drapes the fur coat over the seat of the golf cart and removes the top hat, keeping the shades on. he climbs up on the apron, turning to face the crowd and chugging the remnants of his large drink, finally striking a pose and spraying a mouthful of whatever it is up into the air and letting it rain over him. He grins and winks at the camera, then rolls backwards over the ropes into the ring.
Brent Sampson: Vodka Fizz is the life of the party, but he’s also giving the glare to Donzig pretty hard.
Magnus: Donzig is giving it right back.
Lord Dominicus performs his most evilest entrance yet.
Brent Sampson: The super villain himself, Lord Dominicus.
Magnus: He has a date with El Combatiente, and even though they both are wearing masks, I can tell there is hatred on there faces, Brent.
Brent Sampson: Ooh thats great insight.
A countdown to ignition is accompanied by horns as the lights drop. As they hit one, a fart noise echoes around the arena until the 1993 UK Christmas No.1 'Mr Blobby' by Mr Blobby resonates across the venue.
Stepping out from behind the curtain, Noel Edmonds and Mr Blobby emerge to a mixed reaction. Noel Edmonds wears tracksuit bottoms and a flowery Dad shirt. Mr Blobby, in contrast, comes out au naturel except for a set of ear guards that make him look like Rick Steiner was smashed together with a blancmange.
As they walk down the aisle, Noel Edmonds looks focused or maybe just irritated at how his career turned out. Mr Blobby follows him, he snaps open a Sherbert dib-dab and snorts it before dropping the wrapper on the floor. Edmonds leans into the aisle camera.
Edmonds: All you are is energy, remember that!
Blobby however, has got distracted, silly Blobby! He's handing out his hotel room number to a gaggle of 5 out of 10s who came with their children to the event! Edmonds looks behind to see his partner not focusing on the match and grabs an ear guard to pull him down the aisle to the ring. He points towards the ring and watches as Blobby looks to roll under the ropes but finds he is simply too large to fit. The Pink and Yellow Peril realizes his mistake and stands up and shakes his head before leapfrogging the top rope.
Edmonds rolls under the bottom rope and rips off his trackies and Dad shirt to reveal a wrestling singlet that is patterned with boxes from Deal or No Deal. They head to their corner as they await the bell.
Brent Sampson: The XHF Tag Team Champions. Somehow this strange team has won the belts and kept them. But they go up against the former champs at Oh Violent Night.
Magnus: Some say Steve was distracted by pulling double duty. We find out once and for inside a triple stacked cage later this month.
Esmeralda Von Krauss makes a super sexy and stealthy assassin entrance that is very cool.
Brent Sampson: And now EVK is here to finish the roll call.
Magnus: She has some major beef with D, but ive heard shed also like to get her hands on Zelda. We will see what happens.
Brent Sampson: The bell has rung and it looks like Steve Awesome is requesting to go first for his team.
Magnus: Yeah he would. He must think he runs this show or something.
Brent Sampson: You don’t seem to like Steve Awesome very much Mags.
Magnus: After the crap he pulled at the Cyber Monday Gun Show. Not to mention, Dylan’s arm, nah dude is on my shit list.
Once Steve confidently steps into the ring for his team, Dylan Black quickly steps forward for his. Dylan steps into the middle of the ring to meet Steve Awesome.
Dylan Black: GIVE ME MY ARM YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Dylan gets nose to nose with Steve as the both talk shit. The crowd is on fire for the altercation.
Brent Sampson: This thing is gonna explode within five seconds! Are we gonna see Dylan and Steve finally throw down!?
Magnus: This sold out pop up show is comepletely forward and….oh, of freakin course…
The crowd changes to boos and hisses as a smirking Face of the Franchise takes a few steps back towards his corner and points to his head. He looks at Dylan and mentions “on his time”. He turns around and slaps D on the chest. “Get him”, Steve said as D, climbs into the ring and becomes the legal man.
Brent Sampson: Well there is no love lost between the two old Northern Canadian rivals, as Steve makes the tag to D instead of facing Dylan.
Magnus: Of course Steve bails. What a chump.
Brent Sampson: Well now as D and Dylan square off in the ring, it brings up the question. What is Dylan’s wrestling style going to be like with only his left arm to work with tonight?
Magnus: Well obviously he may need to rely on some more kicks and stuff, Which is in his arsenal of moves.
D comes into the ring to face off against Dylan. Dylan goes into for a lock up and he pushes D back a few steps but D is quickly able to go behind and take Dylan to the mat. D rolls forward and looks for his Straightjacket submission hold. He grabs the only arm Dylan has and pulls it back. Without the second arm, Dylan is able to roll out pretty quickly.
The two men are back on their feet and ready to square off again. A small Dylan chant started to build in the crowd. This time D skips right past the completely empty guard on Dylan’s right side, and gets behind Black. D scoops him up for a half Nelson suplex but the two time crown winner lands on his feet. Dylan throws a few strikes but an instinctive right hand that isn’t there caused D to get the chance to bury a kick to the midsection, D nails Black with a few strikes of his own and he hits a big rana that takes Dylan to the mat and quickly follows up with a shinning wizzard. Dylan eats it on his right side and D hooks the leg for a cover and Dylan gets the shoulder up.
Brent Sampson: Dylan is doing what he can but without his right arm, D is able to slip past every time.
Magnus: That’s the catch. Dylan needs his arm to be at full capacity and guess who has it. That jackass over there!
The camera gets a good glimpse of Steve Awesome laughing and having a good time watching Dylan struggle. Dylan gets up, and tags out to Vodka Fizz. D then walks over and slaps Steve Awesome on the chest.
D!: Dylan has tagged out. It’s safe for you to go back in.
Steve Awesome glares at him and smacks his gum at the same time. The crowd oohs as Steve slowly climbs back into the ring.
Brent Sampson: Well here’s another bit of beef. Awesome and Fizz certainly do not like each other in any form or fashion. Stemming from the End of Days tournament.
Magnus: I hope Fizz slaps the hell out of Steve here.
Steve Awesome comes in and immediately starts running his mouth.
Steve Awesome: Vodka Fizz? Why does that name ring a bell? Oh right didn’t I kick your ass in End of Days and-UGHOFFF!!!
VODKA STEPS FORWARD AND JUST PALM CHOPS THE SHIT OUT OF STEVE AWESOME.
Brent Sampson: Did you see the spit fly out of his mouth!
Magnus: OH YEAH! Fizzy is my new favorite!!!
Steve takes the strike to the face and staggers back into a neutral corner and Vodka follows up with some big strikes and knees that chop the face of the franchise down into a seated position. Vodka goes running back to the other corner for a running knee but Steve suddenly reaches up and pulls himself up and leaps into a standing position ready to fight. Steve nods his head, knowing he just shocked the world with his amazing resilience.
Brent Sampson: I can’t believe Steve is standing after that flurry of strikes from Vodka Fizz!
Steve puts his arms up and takes a step forward and just flops right back down on his face completely out cold.
Brent Sampson: oh well, there goes that.
Vodka starts to go for his cross face submission but Steve still had enough to fight the hold and elbow his way out. Fizz gives up trying for the move and rolls away. Steve starts to get his bearings only for Fizz to hit the ropes with a handspring and drops with a Stunner.
Brent Sampson: UNO MOS! If Fizz couldn’t get Hair of the Dog a second ago he definitely has a shot now!
Magnus: Lock this idiot up and make him tap Fizz!!
Brent Sampson: Steve looks to be in big trouble as Vodka Fizz starts to come forward…oh wait but DONZIG!? STUNNER!!! Donzig just stunned Vodka!
Magnus: The other team is pissed!
The other team is yelling at the ref about a dq when all of a sudden Steve drapes his arm over Fizz for a cover.
Brent Sampson: Steve covers. No not this way.
1…..
2………
Fizz gets the shoulder up before three!!
Brent Sampson: Steve Awesome almost stole this one folks!
Magnus: Right after that damn Donzig tried to play a big move on his opponent for Oh Violent Night. Vodka Fizz.
Brent Sampson: A stunner out of nowhere weeks before they lock the hell in a cell doors. The other team is right to say disqualification but I don’t think the official really wants to send the people home on a dusty finish.
Magnus: So is this match no dq now?
Brent Sampson: I don’t know.
Both Steve and Fizz are slow to get to their feet. But Steve is up first and he grips Vodka up in a side headlock and drags him down to the mat and starts doing his head stands.
Brent Sampson: Now after everything, Steve is taking time out to show off a little.
Magnus: What an idiot. He barely has gotten in any offense and now he wants to do head stands?
Fizz rolls out and Steve quickly pops up to his feet. Fizz lands a couple right hands but Steve blocks the last one, twists it into a hammerlock then performs a back break right onto the back and arm! Steve hooks the far leg for a cover but Fizz kicks out after a count of two. Vodka tries to shake the feeling back into his arm but Steve grabs it and drags Fizz up to his feet. The sold out crowd starts to chant Vodka Fizz as they try to get behind him.
Steve wraps the arm around the top rope and wrenches back. Vodka tries to fight back but Steve buries a knee to the midsection and then Steve snap suplexes him back toward the middle of the ring. Steve starts signaling for the end with a SteveKO as Fizz tries to catch his breath.
Brent Sampson: Steve Awesome looking to finish Vodka Fizz off.
Magnus: He needs to make a tag. He’s got thirteen freaking partners, he just needs to get to one of them!
Steve starts dragging Fizz to his feet but Vodka surprises Steve with one last flurry of blows and then Vodka turns for his corner. Steve shakes it off and drives and grabs Vodkas ankle! Fizz goes down reaching for a tag. He can’t quite make it. So he turns and starts kicking at Steve and manages to nail him in the face. Fizz dives into his corner and makes a tag.
Brent Sampson: Fizz got that tag!
Magnus: But who got it?
The look of horror on the face of Steve Awesome says it all.
Murder Lizard.
Steve tries to beg the big lizard off but Jamester comes stomping in and grabs Steve by the throat. Jesse quickly manhandles Steve Awesome and tosses him with ease with a release t-bone suplex. Steve lands hard right on his neck and he yells out in pain. Jesse isnt done, he grabs Steve again and looks to do some other type of suplex but Steve blocks the big and hits a huge Thigh Slapper super kick that echoes throughout the arena. Steve smirks and looks into the hard camera.
Steve Awesome: It was the thigh slap that made the dinosaurs go extinct. Ha ha ha-*high pitched shriek* ahhhhhh!!!
Steve looks over and Jamester is still standing. Jesse unleashes a combo of kicks and punches and then tosses Steve with a big choke toss and that sends Steve sliding out of the ring and down to the floor with a thud.
Brent Sampson: The explosiveness of the murder lizard cannot be matched. He won the last violence trio match and he looks to win the next as Spike, Dylan and Jesse do it again at Oh Violent Night!
Magnus: And now Steve is out here in front of us. I swear he better not look at me, Brent.
Steve looks up at Magnus and immediately shouts at him.
Steve Awesome: Shut the hell up Magnus! I told you at the Gun Show to leave me alone or else I’d take your arm next.
Brent Sampson: Magnus, what are you doing? Oh, Steve just slapped the headset off Magnus’s head. Magnus just shoved Steve! OH! Steve threw a punch but Magnus blocked it and just cold clocked Steve!
Steve and Magnus start to brawl on the outside and Jesse Jamester comes in and double clotheslines the both of them taking them! Both Steve and Magnus flip inside out from the impact of the murder Lizard.
Brent Sampson: Dear God! Jesse Jamester just took out both Steve and my broadcast partner right in front of the booth. Jamester is not done. He grabs Steve and tosses him back into the ring.
Steve tries to hit some punches to the midsection but Jesse over powers him and hits a snap brainbuster and goes for a cover but Steve throws an arm up before three. Steve starts crawling to his corner and makes a tag and its…..SPIKE KANE! The crowd get wihite hot as the God of Xtreme steps inside the ring and gets in the face of the murder lizard.
Brent Sampson: Ohhhhhhh. Thats two thirds of the violence trio right there. This thing is about to get violent!!!
Spike and Jesse start talking some trash and then they start throwing hands.
Brent Sampson: Here they go. Jamester. Spike. Jamester. Spike.
Both men are just clobbering each other with blows, but neither man seems to stumble.
Brent Sampson: Jamester.Spike. Jamester.Spike. Jamester.Spike
It sounds like a tennis match as these two men just keep nailing each other with big right hands. They have now rocked each other toward the ropes, but they still do not stop throwing big vicious blows.
Brent Sampson: JAMESPIKE! JAMESPIKE! JAMESPIKE! OH MY GOD DYLAN!!!!
DYLAN BLACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR COMES RUNNING OVER AND JUST DROPKICKS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACES OF JESSE AND SPIKE!!!!
Brent Sampson: Dylan Black, the third member of the violence trio! Dear god almighty!!!
Spike, Jesse and Dylan all go tumbling up and over the ropes to the floor. Within moment there are all back up fighting with what isn’t nailed down.
Brent Sampson: The violence trio living up to its name here tonight as the sold out crowd is handing the trio weapons to use on each other! Is that a Nintendo!?
Magnus: Oof I’m back! Lousy Steve, I’ll get even with him damn it! What have I missed!
Brent Sampson: The violence trio are gone into the crowd and it looks like EVK is stepping in as the legal person for her team.
D goes to step in but before he can Zelda Knite hops in instead.
Brent Sampson: Well now we got some beef here between Esmeralda and Zelda. They both want the same man, but Zelda actually has him.
Magnus: Why would women actually fight for Steve Awesome? I don’t get it.
There is quite a bit of size difference between the two but Zelda doesn’t care she ducks way under EVK’s punch and lands a drop kick to the leg that takes EVK to one knee. Zelda does a snap rana that smacks EVK’s face in the mat and then runs to the ropes and comes back with a big drop kick to the face of the seated EVK. She points at Steve.
Zelda Knite: That’s MY man!
EVK grabs her and quickly does a tilt a while back breaker. EVK slams her again before she quickly crawls and tags Steve. EVK makes a tag to Noel.
Steve is now holding Dylan’s arm and is ready to power up and finally finish this match! He puts it on.
Steve Awesome holds his arm up in power and steps right into a brutal Bicycle knee strike from Dylan Black that caught STEVE straight in the temple! Steve goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Brent Sampson: DISASTERPIECE BY DYLAN BLACK.
Magnus: And now Dylan has his arm.
Dylan turns right around to see Spike who lifts him up and drills him down with the Spike Impaler.
Brent Sampson: Oh Spike Impaler! And Spike picks up the arm. He thinks about putting it on himself, and he doesn’t see Jesse Jamester behind him!!
Magnus: Spike is going for a ride! Booom JESTERPLEX!
Spike hits hard and rolls out of the ring to recoup.
Brent Sampson: The shear power of the Jesterplex. Absolutely nobody has kicked out of that move. Spike rolled out of the ring out of instinct. If Jesse hits that move at Oh Violent Night hes going to win that match again!
Magnus: And now Jesse holds the arm of Dylan Black. Its going to take a mighty man to get that thing from him.
Brent Sampson: I’ll say, wait a minute, KANYON! OH BANG!!!!!!!!
The former president of the usa just Bang’d right through Jesse Jamester! The big murder lizard hits the mat and clutches his mid section in major pain. Kanyon congratulates himself on a job well done and scoops up his partner's beloved arm of his enemy. Kanyon turns around to find himself cornered by Noel Edmonds and Blobby. The Crinkly Bottom Boys.
Brent Sampson: And now Kanyon finds himself alone with the XHF Tag Team Champions, The Crinkly Bottom Boys.
Magnus: I know, Kanyon has been plagued by the very existence of Blobby ever since he flew into our hearts and took the world by storm. Curtis has to stay focused or the Boys are going to get the better of them tonight.
Kanyon stands his ground, his fists clenched, ready for the champs to make their move. Noel gives the nod and Blobby starts to gyrate in a strange yet sexually satisfying way. Kanyon just cant help himself. He just can't look away from Blobby’s allure. Suddenly, Noel is behind him. He grabs him for a school boy! 1……2…..Kanyon gets his shoulder up.
Brent Sampson: I dont know who the legal man is right, but the referee just counted that pin and Kanyon still kicked out just in the nick of time!
Magnus: I…what? I cant stop looking at Blobby.
The sold out crowd start chanting for Blobby as he still gyrates. Noel kicks Kanyon in the ribs before he can get up and starts yelling at Blobby to think of a plan. Noel doesnt get far because, DONZIG slips into the ring and stalks Noel then drops him with a stunner.
Brent Sampson: Donzig Stunner!
Magnus: Noel dropped like a rock after that one.
Donzig helps Kanyon up and then drops the president with a stunner!
Brent Sampson: Presidential Stunner!
Magnus: Thats his own partner, what is he doing!?
Blobby starts coming after Donzig and Donzig hits BLobby with a stunner! BUt the big mascot man simply bounces down and then back and forth like a buoy in the water. Donzig hits another stunner but the result was just more weeble wobbling back and forth. Donzig buries one good kick and jumps up and delivers the hardest stunner he can muster and finally Blobby flies upward like Scott Hall at wrestlemania 18 and flops onto the ground.
Brent Sampson: A by god Donzig Stunner on BLobby! This man is out of control.
Magnus: Donzig is stunning everyone.
Donzig looks over to see Steve Awesome crawling over toward the arm that was just laying on the ground. Steve grabs it and looks up at Donzig and realizes what he has in mind. Steve tries to convince Donzig not to stun him and that they are teammates, but before Donzig could stun Steve, Vodka Fizz pops in out of nowhere with a handspring stunner on STeve of his own.
Steve Awesome holds his arm up in power and steps right into a brutal Bicycle knee strike from Dylan Black that caught STEVE straight in the temple! Steve goes down like a sack of potatoes.
Brent Sampson: DISASTERPIECE BY DYLAN BLACK.
Magnus: And now Dylan has his arm.
Dylan turns right around to see Spike who lifts him up and drills him down with the Spike Impaler.
Brent Sampson: Oh Spike Impaler! And Spike picks up the arm. He thinks about putting it on himself, and he doesn’t see Jesse Jamester behind him!!
Magnus: Spike is going for a ride! Booom JESTERPLEX!
Spike hits hard and rolls out of the ring to recoup.
Brent Sampson: The shear power of the Jesterplex. Absolutely nobody has kicked out of that move. Spike rolled out of the ring out of instinct. If Jesse hits that move at Oh Violent Night hes going to win that match again!
Magnus: And now Jesse holds the arm of Dylan Black. Its going to take a mighty man to get that thing from him.
Brent Sampson: I’ll say, wait a minute, KANYON! OH BANG!!!!!!!!
The former president of the usa just Bang’d right through Jesse Jamester! The big murder lizard hits the mat and clutches his mid section in major pain. Kanyon congratulates himself on a job well done and scoops up his partner's beloved arm of his enemy. Kanyon turns around to find himself cornered by Noel Edmonds and Blobby. The Crinkly Bottom Boys.
Brent Sampson: And now Kanyon finds himself alone with the XHF Tag Team Champions, The Crinkly Bottom Boys.
Magnus: I know, Kanyon has been plagued by the very existence of Blobby ever since he flew into our hearts and took the world by storm. Curtis has to stay focused or the Boys are going to get the better of them tonight.
Kanyon stands his ground, his fists clenched, ready for the champs to make their move. Noel gives the nod and Blobby starts to gyrate in a strange yet sexually satisfying way. Kanyon just cant help himself. He just can't look away from Blobby’s allure. Suddenly, Noel is behind him. He grabs him for a school boy! 1……2…..Kanyon gets his shoulder up.
Brent Sampson: I dont know who the legal man is right, but the referee just counted that pin and Kanyon still kicked out just in the nick of time!
Magnus: I…what? I cant stop looking at Blobby.
The sold out crowd start chanting for Blobby as he still gyrates. Noel kicks Kanyon in the ribs before he can get up and starts yelling at Blobby to think of a plan. Noel doesnt get far because, DONZIG slips into the ring and stalks Noel then drops him with a stunner.
Brent Sampson: Donzig Stunner!
Magnus: Noel dropped like a rock after that one.
Donzig helps Kanyon up and then drops the president with a stunner!
Brent Sampson: Presidential Stunner!
Magnus: Thats his own partner, what is he doing!?
Blobby starts coming after Donzig and Donzig hits BLobby with a stunner! BUt the big mascot man simply bounces down and then back and forth like a buoy in the water. Donzig hits another stunner but the result was just more weeble wobbling back and forth. Donzig buries one good kick and jumps up and delivers the hardest stunner he can muster and finally Blobby flies upward like Scott Hall at wrestlemania 18 and flops onto the ground.
Brent Sampson: A by god Donzig Stunner on BLobby! This man is out of control.
Magnus: Donzig is stunning everyone.
Donzig looks over to see Steve Awesome crawling over toward the arm that was just laying on the ground. Steve grabs it and looks up at Donzig and realizes what he has in mind. Steve tries to convince Donzig not to stun him and that they are teammates, but before Donzig could stun Steve, Vodka Fizz pops in out of nowhere with a handspring stunner on STeve of his own.
Brent Sampson: Uno Mos on Steve Awesome! Vodka took Donzigs chance to stun Steve!
Magnus: To give Steve the stunner has been a goal of Donzigs, you know this wont sit well with the Scourge.
Vodka ducks a punch attempt from Donzig locks him into the double underhook facebuster.
Brent Sampson: MInd Eraser on Donzig! But Vodka doesnt have time to celebrate! Here comes D!
D comes springboarding in with a flying knee to the face of Vodka Fizz. D gets Vodka sets up and smashes him with the Twisted Truth. The cross rhodes.
Brent Sampson: EVK is right behind him. OH THAT DANGEROUS PALM STRIKE!
Magnus: If thats called Justice, I dont want to be wrong!
El Combatiente climbs into the ring and nails a flying kick right into the face of EVK. He hooks her up and drops her with the vertibreaker.
Magnus: Street Justice! Justice from the streets baby!
EC picks up the arm and looks around for Steve, when suddenly Lord Dominicus shows up and hits the The Darkness on El Combatiente!
Brent Sampson: Lord Dominicus making his presence known in this match here tonight. Could you imagine all the evil things he could do if he had a metal arm in his possession.
Magnus: He’d be unstoppable.
Dominicus starts getting ready to place the arm on himself when suddenly Zelda Knite appears and kicks him in the crotch. Dominicus drops down holding his nethers and Zelda simply picks up the arm and walks it over to Steve Awesome, who promptly puts it on himself and locks it into place.
Brent Sampson: Dear God almighty. So much just happened. Finishers everywhere. And now Steve has Dylan’s arm ready to go.
Magnus: Who are the legal competitors? I think it’s Steve Asshole and Noel Edmunds.
After all the chaos all the other members of each team start making their way back to their corners. Steve steps into the center of the ring and points directly at the commentary table.
Steve Awesome: SHUT THE FUCK UP, Magnus!
Brent Sampson: Some unkind words for my broadcast partner.
Magnus: Look if Steve thinks he can take MY metal arm then he is certainly welcome to try. Maybe at the Christmas Gun Show!?
Brent Sampson: Woah! That would be one hell of a match. And now we see Steve capture Noel in a side headlock and he drags him back to his teams corner. Tag made to Kanyon.
Magnus: You know Kanyon and Steve want to make up for losing the XHF Tag Team Titles.
Brent Sampson: And they have a chance to win the belts back at Oh Violent Night in a-
Brent takes a deep breath.
Brent Sampson: A Very Shitstorm Christmas Match, Sponsored by Shitstorm 3: Santa's Been Naughty; the movie, based on the musical, based on the play, plagiarized from the novel, in collaboration with Super Sake Presents: Off the Wagon Pictures, in conjunction with the XHF Network, starring Steve Awesome, featuring Curtis Kanyon, Blobby, Noel Edmonds, and special appearance by Tom Cruise as the Dog. Oh hey this is for the XHF Tag Team Championships too.
Magnus: Are they really going to get Tom Cruise?
Kanyon is using his strength to bully Noel around a bit. Kanyon hits a short arm clothesline, then lifts for a big spine buster. Kanyon goes for a cover.
1…
2…..
Noel gets his shoulder up and he starts reaching for a tag. Before Kanyon can stop it, Blobby gets the tag! The tag team champions corner Kanyon and catch him in a double bear hug!
Brent Sampson: Blob-eh style bear hug!
Magnus: oh man that puts the President in an uncomfortable position!
Kanyon: HELP ME STEVE! THEY GOT ME!!!
Steve Awesome: IM COMING BRO!!
Steve comes running into the ring to save his partner but Blobby was waiting for him with a clothesline. Steve flips inside out from the move! Blobby goes for the cover. But the ref doesn’t count because Steve isn’t the legal man.
Noel shouts at Blobby that it’s the wrong one, and Kanyon starts to battle out of the bear hug. He hits a few forearms that knock Noel for a loop. Blobby hits a few clubbing blows that slow Kanyon down for a moment but Kanyon shoves Blobby back and then damn near runs right through him with a BANG!!!
Brent Sampson: BANG!! Kanyon got all of it!
Magnus: If he can do that and get past the psychological issues he’s having, we are going to have new tag team champs.
Kanyon hooks Blobbys leg. 1…..2….Noel breaks up the pin!. Kanyon glares at him, ready to attack but he doesn’t see Blobby make the tag to Lord Dominicus.
Brent Sampson: In comes Lord Dominicus. The most evil villain in the world, Magnus.
Magnus: Riiiight.
The stockier Curtis Kanyon goes right after LD but the villain ducks under a punch and immediately hits a drop kick to the knee of the President. Kanyon goes down and LD hits a quick ddt. LD hooks the leg. 1…..2….Kanyon gets the shoulder up. Both men to there feet and LD jukes around and gets a big head scissor take down that sends Kanyon tumbling to the mat. Before Kanyon knows what’s up, LD has control of his arm and is twisting it.
Brent Sampson: Lord Dominicus showing off a speed here that Kanyon is having a hard time keeping up with.
Magnus: Now Dominicus is wrenching on that arm.
Lord Dominicus hops up on the rope while maintaining control of Kanyons arm, but Kanyon had enough and yanks LD down and spikes him hard into the mat with a huge spine buster! The air shoots out of LD’s lungs and Kanyon goes for the cover. 1…..2…..no Lord Dominicus gets the shoulder up in time. Kanyon buries a few stomps on him and then makes a tag to El Combatiente!
Brent Sampson: And you know these guys have been holding a grudge for years. Through multiple feds.
Magnus: These two guys are going to throw down in a Broken Hearts match at Oh Violent Night and we are going to get a quick taste of it here.
They both start by throwing punches that are quickly blocked. Kicks that are jumped and checked. EC hits an arm drag but LD rolls through and back onto his feet. LD runs to the ropes and comes back with a big kick but EC cartwheels out of the way. LD tries to come after him with a clothesline but EC kicks it out of the way! The strike spins LD around and drops him quick.
Brent Sampson: Oh Street Justice!
Magnus: Lord Dominicus lands hard on his head and neck!! That has to be it!
El Combatiente hooks the leg for the cover. 1….2….EVK runs in to make the save!
Brent Sampson: Von Krauss with the break. Man, this match is coming down to the home stretch it seems, but with thirteen partners watching on the apron, how is anyone going to make a pinfall?
Magnus: Submission? Maybe luck? It’s almost like you are trying to get a pin fall in the middle of two opposing football teams.
As the ref yells at EVK to leave, Lord Dominicus totally kicks El Combatiente in the dick!!
Brent Sampson: Oh come on! Blatant low blow behind the refs back.
Magnus: He is a villain, after all.
EC holds his groin in pain and his team shouts at the ref to pay attention. Lord Doninicus lands a few strikes then goes for his finisher the Darkness but El Combatiente had enough wherewithal to shove Dominicus forward and cause him to go tumbling down to floor right next to where Steve Awesome had been laying. El Combatiente makes a tag to Donzig!!
Brent Sampson: EC needed to make a tag there to recoup from that brutal dick kick. You just know Combatiente is going to kick some serious super villain butt in that Broken Hearts match.
Magnus: And now Donzig becomes the legal man where there are no competitors.
Dominicus and Steve both start waking up at the same time. Lord Dominicus a little bit quicker then Steve, starts climbing into the ring and Donzig starts pacing back and forth.
Brent Sampson: You know that crazed look in Donzigs eye. He’s sizing up Lord Dominicus for a stunner!
Magnus: LD better be careful.
Vodka ducks a punch attempt from Donzig locks him into the double underhook facebuster.
Brent Sampson: MInd Eraser on Donzig! But Vodka doesnt have time to celebrate! Here comes D!
D comes springboarding in with a flying knee to the face of Vodka Fizz. D gets Vodka sets up and smashes him with the Twisted Truth. The cross rhodes.
Brent Sampson: EVK is right behind him. OH THAT DANGEROUS PALM STRIKE!
Magnus: If thats called Justice, I dont want to be wrong!
El Combatiente climbs into the ring and nails a flying kick right into the face of EVK. He hooks her up and drops her with the vertibreaker.
Magnus: Street Justice! Justice from the streets baby!
EC picks up the arm and looks around for Steve, when suddenly Lord Dominicus shows up and hits the The Darkness on El Combatiente!
Brent Sampson: Lord Dominicus making his presence known in this match here tonight. Could you imagine all the evil things he could do if he had a metal arm in his possession.
Magnus: He’d be unstoppable.
Dominicus starts getting ready to place the arm on himself when suddenly Zelda Knite appears and kicks him in the crotch. Dominicus drops down holding his nethers and Zelda simply picks up the arm and walks it over to Steve Awesome, who promptly puts it on himself and locks it into place.
Brent Sampson: Dear God almighty. So much just happened. Finishers everywhere. And now Steve has Dylan’s arm ready to go.
Magnus: Who are the legal competitors? I think it’s Steve Asshole and Noel Edmunds.
After all the chaos all the other members of each team start making their way back to their corners. Steve steps into the center of the ring and points directly at the commentary table.
Steve Awesome: SHUT THE FUCK UP, Magnus!
Brent Sampson: Some unkind words for my broadcast partner.
Magnus: Look if Steve thinks he can take MY metal arm then he is certainly welcome to try. Maybe at the Christmas Gun Show!?
Brent Sampson: Woah! That would be one hell of a match. And now we see Steve capture Noel in a side headlock and he drags him back to his teams corner. Tag made to Kanyon.
Magnus: You know Kanyon and Steve want to make up for losing the XHF Tag Team Titles.
Brent Sampson: And they have a chance to win the belts back at Oh Violent Night in a-
Brent takes a deep breath.
Brent Sampson: A Very Shitstorm Christmas Match, Sponsored by Shitstorm 3: Santa's Been Naughty; the movie, based on the musical, based on the play, plagiarized from the novel, in collaboration with Super Sake Presents: Off the Wagon Pictures, in conjunction with the XHF Network, starring Steve Awesome, featuring Curtis Kanyon, Blobby, Noel Edmonds, and special appearance by Tom Cruise as the Dog. Oh hey this is for the XHF Tag Team Championships too.
Magnus: Are they really going to get Tom Cruise?
Kanyon is using his strength to bully Noel around a bit. Kanyon hits a short arm clothesline, then lifts for a big spine buster. Kanyon goes for a cover.
1…
2…..
Noel gets his shoulder up and he starts reaching for a tag. Before Kanyon can stop it, Blobby gets the tag! The tag team champions corner Kanyon and catch him in a double bear hug!
Brent Sampson: Blob-eh style bear hug!
Magnus: oh man that puts the President in an uncomfortable position!
Kanyon: HELP ME STEVE! THEY GOT ME!!!
Steve Awesome: IM COMING BRO!!
Steve comes running into the ring to save his partner but Blobby was waiting for him with a clothesline. Steve flips inside out from the move! Blobby goes for the cover. But the ref doesn’t count because Steve isn’t the legal man.
Noel shouts at Blobby that it’s the wrong one, and Kanyon starts to battle out of the bear hug. He hits a few forearms that knock Noel for a loop. Blobby hits a few clubbing blows that slow Kanyon down for a moment but Kanyon shoves Blobby back and then damn near runs right through him with a BANG!!!
Brent Sampson: BANG!! Kanyon got all of it!
Magnus: If he can do that and get past the psychological issues he’s having, we are going to have new tag team champs.
Kanyon hooks Blobbys leg. 1…..2….Noel breaks up the pin!. Kanyon glares at him, ready to attack but he doesn’t see Blobby make the tag to Lord Dominicus.
Brent Sampson: In comes Lord Dominicus. The most evil villain in the world, Magnus.
Magnus: Riiiight.
The stockier Curtis Kanyon goes right after LD but the villain ducks under a punch and immediately hits a drop kick to the knee of the President. Kanyon goes down and LD hits a quick ddt. LD hooks the leg. 1…..2….Kanyon gets the shoulder up. Both men to there feet and LD jukes around and gets a big head scissor take down that sends Kanyon tumbling to the mat. Before Kanyon knows what’s up, LD has control of his arm and is twisting it.
Brent Sampson: Lord Dominicus showing off a speed here that Kanyon is having a hard time keeping up with.
Magnus: Now Dominicus is wrenching on that arm.
Lord Dominicus hops up on the rope while maintaining control of Kanyons arm, but Kanyon had enough and yanks LD down and spikes him hard into the mat with a huge spine buster! The air shoots out of LD’s lungs and Kanyon goes for the cover. 1…..2…..no Lord Dominicus gets the shoulder up in time. Kanyon buries a few stomps on him and then makes a tag to El Combatiente!
Brent Sampson: And you know these guys have been holding a grudge for years. Through multiple feds.
Magnus: These two guys are going to throw down in a Broken Hearts match at Oh Violent Night and we are going to get a quick taste of it here.
They both start by throwing punches that are quickly blocked. Kicks that are jumped and checked. EC hits an arm drag but LD rolls through and back onto his feet. LD runs to the ropes and comes back with a big kick but EC cartwheels out of the way. LD tries to come after him with a clothesline but EC kicks it out of the way! The strike spins LD around and drops him quick.
Brent Sampson: Oh Street Justice!
Magnus: Lord Dominicus lands hard on his head and neck!! That has to be it!
El Combatiente hooks the leg for the cover. 1….2….EVK runs in to make the save!
Brent Sampson: Von Krauss with the break. Man, this match is coming down to the home stretch it seems, but with thirteen partners watching on the apron, how is anyone going to make a pinfall?
Magnus: Submission? Maybe luck? It’s almost like you are trying to get a pin fall in the middle of two opposing football teams.
As the ref yells at EVK to leave, Lord Dominicus totally kicks El Combatiente in the dick!!
Brent Sampson: Oh come on! Blatant low blow behind the refs back.
Magnus: He is a villain, after all.
EC holds his groin in pain and his team shouts at the ref to pay attention. Lord Doninicus lands a few strikes then goes for his finisher the Darkness but El Combatiente had enough wherewithal to shove Dominicus forward and cause him to go tumbling down to floor right next to where Steve Awesome had been laying. El Combatiente makes a tag to Donzig!!
Brent Sampson: EC needed to make a tag there to recoup from that brutal dick kick. You just know Combatiente is going to kick some serious super villain butt in that Broken Hearts match.
Magnus: And now Donzig becomes the legal man where there are no competitors.
Dominicus and Steve both start waking up at the same time. Lord Dominicus a little bit quicker then Steve, starts climbing into the ring and Donzig starts pacing back and forth.
Brent Sampson: You know that crazed look in Donzigs eye. He’s sizing up Lord Dominicus for a stunner!
Magnus: LD better be careful.
Dominicus rolls into the ring and tries to get up but his legs stumble and he drops down to one knee. Donzig is salivating at the chance to drop him with a stunner. Just as Lord Dominicus finally gets into the right position, Donzig completely shifts and nails Steve Awesome with a STUNNER! Steve bounces straight up, and flops back down and rolls back to the floor.
Brent Sampson: HE GOT HIM!
Magnus: Stunner on Steve!
Donzig pats himself on the back and delivers a few crotch chops to Steve in celebration. Donzig, one hundred percent satisfied, walks over and tags himself out and D, in.
Brent Sampson: Looks like Donzig got what he wanted from the christmas party afterall.
Magnus: Merry Christmas everyone.
Brent Sampson: WAIT A MINUTE! VODKA FIZZ! VODKA FIZZ!
Vodka Fizz comes flying from the other side of the ring and spears Donzig to the floor through the ropes. The two go crashing to the floor and the Oh Violent Night opponents start fighting outside on the floor.
Brent Sampson: These guys are going at it! We need security to get this back together.
Magnus: Screw it, let them fight.
During the chaos, Lord Dominicus gets a tag out to Esmeralda Von Krause. EVK goes right to work throwing strikes at her opponent for Oh Violent Night.
Brent Sampson: Do you know what a Tartarus match is, Magnus?
Magnus: Nope, but I bet its really violent.
Brent Sampson: Its got electricity. The lights go out from time to time. And the freedom of an actual person is on the line!
Magnus: Damn thats really violent and xtreme!
Brent Sampson: And you are going to see it at Oh Violent NIght.
D swings for a strike but EVK catches it and starts to try and twist the arm into a submission hold, but D counters with a kick to the midsection. EVK drops the arm and responds back with a big spin kick with her long legs that catches D and takes him to the mat. EVK looks for a leg lock but D kicks back and forces EVK to change her plan. Another stiff kick that finds its mark staggers EVK back a bit and allows D to get to his feet. EVK throws another spin kick but D ducks this one and ends up behind her. He quickly hooks her back for the Twisted Truth but Lord Dominicus runs in and shoulder tackles D before he could hit the move.
Brent Sampson: You gotta think that cheap tactic Lord Dominicus used may have just saved the match for his team and EVK with that!
Magnus: It was smart, Brent. His team certainly appreciated it.
Everyone on LD’s team nod at him and LD feels pretty good and doesnt notice EL COMBATIENTE COMES RUNNING AND POP UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND RANAS LORD DOMINICUS TO THE FLOOR!
Brent Sampson: GOOD GOD! WHATTAMANEUVER!!!!!!!
Magnus: These guys are brawling in front of us. Fizz and Donzig are still brawling on the other side. And D just hit a running front dropkick that knocked EVK right into the opposing team's corner!
D reaches over and gives Zelda Knight the tag. D twists EVK’s arm and Zelda pops in and drops a knee on her arm. Zelda then grabs the arm, twists it up again and arm wrenches EVK to the ground. D whispers something in Zelda’s ear and she agrees and then promptly places one foot on EVK’s chest and flexes. Forcing EVK to kick out at two.
Brent Sampson: D knows that Zelda getting any offense here is going to really tick off EVK. The mind games from the enigma are unlike any other.
Magnus: The two aren't done.
EVK gets up and instantly grabs Zelda by the throat. But D throws a big kick to EVK’s head that knocks her for a loop and Zelda hits the sliced bread#2 move called The Game Over. EVK drops onto the back of her head and Zelda hooks the leg. The ref slides in. 1……2…..but EVK just manages to get the shoulder up. Zelda is shocked that didnt finish her.
Brent Sampson: Could you imagine how angry Esmeralda would be if Zelda got the win right there?
Magnus: She would be livid. If that happened she’d probably destroy D in the Tartarus match and id hate to be Alyssa Lucchi then.
The camera catches Noel and Blobby chatting.
Mr. Edmunds: What do you mean you're getting tired of this match? I mean its a bit long, but there is fourteen people in it. Everybody needs ring time, you know.
Blobby: Blobby!!
Mr. Edmunds: What do you mean only 2,368 words left? Blobby you arent making sense. Have you been sniffing the-OH DEAR!
Just then Kanyon comes from out of nowhere and BANGS! Both Blobby and Edmunds to the floor and a third brawl starts up on the floor outside between Kayon and the Crinkly Bottom Boys. Lord Dominicus is getting smashed into the barricade by EC and Vodka Fizz has a chain around his fist and punches Donzig in the forehead.
Brent Sampson: Three fights around the ring. This thing is breaking down!
Magnus: We knew it would. But man its breaking down pretty good!
Zelda nails EVK with a super kick as D looks on with amusement. Zelda goes for a pin but Dylan Black is there to break the pin. Dylan then drags EVK over to their corner and tags himself in. EVK drops to the floor to shake off the cobwebs but D comes running over and dives over the ring and nails EVK!
Brent Sampson: MY GOD! D dives right into the fight! D and EVK are fighting on the outside near the others. Kanyon is nearby socking Noel in the mouth but getting clubbed by Blobby for his efforts. Dominicus hits and evil scoop slams EC onto the floor right where Kanyon landed. And a bloody Donzig is now wielding the chain and pounding Vodka Fizz into oblivion.
Magnus: And now Dylan Black is the legal man and he’s staring Zelda Knight in the face.
Zelda thinks about running but instead nails a few thigh kicks onto Dylans leg and stays near the right side. Dylan circles around and all of a sudden Jesse reaches over the ropes and grabs Dylan by the throat.
Brent Sampson: Jesse has Dylan!!
Magnus: Spike Kane has seen enough and he’s coming over!
But Jesse reaches with his other hand and grips Spike by the throat and drags him out onto the apron with him.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god. Now the violence trio can’t contain themselves. The winner of the first match has the other two by the throat!
Magnus: Wait who the hell is that!?
*CRACK*
A steel chair to the back of the head sends the two time champion crumbling to the ground.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god, it’s Price!
Magnus: You gotta say it in all caps, Brent. ITS PRICE! And it’s a violence FOURSOME NOW!!
Brent Sampson: He just took Dylan Black OUT with that steel chair.
Magnus: That’s just one of the many violent things this man can do!
Meanwhile Spike hits a kick to Jesse and he starts trying to hook Jesse up for the Spike Impaler on the apron. He lifts once but Jesse blocks. Spike knees him and then starts to lift the murder lizard off the his feet when suddenly PRICE swings the chair and nails both Spike and Jesse at the same time and both men go tumbling into the mass battle on the floor knocking a few people down. Price climbs the top rope with his chair, shrugs it off and just dives into the mass swinging the chair as he does so and starts taking the rest out.
Brent Sampson: DEAR GOD PRICE IS ON A MURDER SPREE WITH THAT CHAIR. Him being added to the main event of Oh Violent Night just made things that much more violent!
Magnus: Just take a look at what he did to Dylan Black! And Zelda is the only one left and she’s legal.
Brent Sampson: Oh no.
Zelda looks around and sees no one else around. She grabs the referee to make sure he sees and she drops down and hooks Dylan’s leg.
Brent Sampson: Zelda with a cover. Dylan hasn’t moved since the chair shot.
Magnus: Come on, not this way.
The ref drops down to count.
1….
Brent Sampson: You gotta be kidding me.
Magnus: I mean not many people get up from a chair shot from PRICE. Dude is Jose Conseco of chair shots man.
2…..
Brent Sampson: And Zelda Knite just stole this one for her team.
Magnus: Damn it.
3…..No! Dylan got his foot on the rope just before and the ref is pointing it out. Zelda is arguing with the ref and Dylan is doing his best to fire back up after that wicked chair shot.
Brent Sampson: This place has come alive as Dylan Black stays in this match!
Magnus: How much does he have left?
Dylan starts to pull himself up to his feet with one arm. He struggles to get himself up on wobbly legs as Zelda starts to size him up for him sliced bread finisher.
As this is happening, Noel is down and Kanyon is ten punching Blobby by the ring bell and everytime Kanyon punches Blobbys his head squeaks and his googly eyes flip around.
Brent Sampson: You can see the look in the eyes of Curtis Kanyon how bad he wants the XHF Tag Team titles.
Magnus: Can he and Steve make it through the triple stack cages? Or will the Crinkly Bottom Boys show the Bros that they are the new champs in town?
EVK pulls a blade on D but the Enigma smacks it out of her hand. EVK simply pulls another blade and strikes at D.
Magnus: This one is gonna be bloody.
Brent Sampson: Electricity. Iron cage. D and EVK look to brutalize each other. But who survives Taratarus? And who will have Alyssa Lucchi after Oh Violent Night!?
Lord Dominicus and El Combatiente are choking each other with different sections of the same really long cord.
Brent Sampson: These two have battled many times before. Since the last time they have fought they have become world champions. Now the rivalry circles back once again.
Magnus: Who will walk away the better man after the Broken Hearts match. Lord Dominicus verses El Combatiente. Oh Violent Night!
Donzig and Vodka Fizz are just swinging punches at each other.
Brent Sampson: And Vodka and Donzig just plain don’t like each other.
Magnus: So let’s lock them up inside hell in a cell and let them settle it.
Brent Sampson: Will Donzig hit another stunner, or will Vodka bite him with hair of the dog? YOU KNOW WHAT NIGHT IT WILL HAPPEN.
Up on the stage, PRICE drills Jamester with a chair and Spike sets Jesse up for Freyas Wings. He positions himself on the edge of the stage with a stack of tables and barbed wire down below.
Brent Sampson: OH COME THE HELL ON! WHY IS THAT THERE!?
Magnus: What type of show would Swingers Party be if it wasn’t there?
But PRICE suddenly bashed Spike in the spine with the chair and the God of Xtreme tenses up from the pain. PRICE then runs up and does his best head scissors and that flips Spike over and that takes Jesse into the Canadian Destroyer and PRICE, Spike, and Jesse all go tumbling through the tables and the barbed wire.
Brent Sampson: and PRICE just took them all out! OKAY! Now we need security and FREAKIN MEDICS OUT HERE!
Magnus: Do we even have that here? Where is OSHA!?
Brent Sampson: It’s a VIOLENCE FOURSOME at Oh Violent Night. Black. Kane. Jamester. PRICE. Who will be crowned the XHF’s most violent man. There’s only one night to find out.
Magnus: Oh Violent Night baby!!
And just as all this chaos is going down, Steve Awesome pokes his head up above the apron on the other side of the ring. He peaks up to see Zelda standing tall with Dylan literally on the ropes, ready to hit her finisher.
Zelda runs up and tries to hit the sliced bread but a woozy Dylan blocks it with an elbow to the gut. Zelda sees Steve watching and slowly pulling himself up to the apron. She proudly runs up, hangs on the right side, but Dylan suddenly turns around and hits a desperation Spanish fly on Zelda Knite!
Brent Sampson: SPANISH FLY OUT OF NOWHERE!
Magnus: He’s going for the cover!
The ref slides in 1….2….but Zelda manages to get the shoulder up. Dylan says that should be three but the ref tells him he’s wrong. Zelda Knite is laying on the mat next to Dylan, still reeling from the Spanish fly. Steve Awesome finally pulls himself all the way onto the apron and reaches his hand out. TAG ME ZELDA, he shouts to his girlfriend.
Brent Sampson: Oh and now Steve Awesome wants to get the tag.
Magnus: He’s been beat up, Blobby clotheslined, stunned by Donzig and the Hollywood jackass still doesn’t die.
Zelda starts to stir a bit before Dylan. Dylan is still nursing the back of his head where the chair shot hit him. Zelda sees Steve demanding she tag out, and starts to walk over there but Dylan grabs the back of her waistband! Zelda swings at Steve’s outreached hand but she can’t hit it. Zelda struggles to get free and winds up spinning around and facing away from Steve and the neutral corner. Zelda finally breaks free and tries to escape through the ropes, but Dylan grabs her with one arm.
Brent Sampson: Nowhere to go for Zelda Knite.
Magnus: Dylan has her leg and he’s shifting upward. Wait a minute…
Zelda struggles to get away but with some solo arm strength he’s able to pull her back and drop her down face first into the mat!
Brent Sampson: OH Dylan Black was able to hit that wheelbarrow face buster with one arm!
Magnus: You know what usually comes next…
Steve Awesome, Zelda’s boyfriend, the man she loves, stand on the apron his out reached hand a bit limp. “T-tag me…” he says less enthusiastically.
Dylan spins Zelda around so she’s facing Steve and with one arm, sets her up for the Dynamic Outro.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god Dylan wouldn’t do this move to Zelda would he?
Magnus: Steve Awesome’s girlfriend is a legal competitor, Brent.
Dylan holds Zelda in the move. He looks directly at Steve Awesome.
Dylan Black: Listen up dick head.
Normally Dylan has both of his opponents arms trapped in this move. But because of the circumstances, Zelda had one arm free. She reached toward Steve and cried.
Zelda Knite: Quick! Tag me! Hurry up! Now Steve, before he stomps me.
Someone could probably argue that if Steve really reached for it, he could make the tag but from a lot of views it looked to far.
Dylan Black: Either GIVE ME BACK MY ARM…..or accept my match at Supremacy…..and I won’t stomp your girlfriends head in.
Brent Sampson: Dylan Black giving Steve Awesome an ultimatum.
Magnus: I can’t believe that son of a bitch is even hesitating. This should be a no brainer. That’s the mother of his son in there.
Steve looks at Zelda struggling to get free and reaching out for him. She’s begging.
Zelda Knite: Steve. Tag me. Do something. Please don’t let him stomp me!
And then he looks down at Dylan’s arm that he was currently wearing as a gauntlet. He sighs as he slips it off.
Brent Sampson: That’s what I thought.
Magnus: Maybe Steve Awesome has a soul after all….and he just dropped down off the apron.
Brent Sampson: What!?
Steve indeed drops down from the apron, clutching Dylan’s arm close to his chest as the crowd boos. He looks into his girlfriend eyes as he backs up the ramp.
Steve Awesome: It’s gonna be okay Z. I’ll be there to pick you up! But I Uh…can’t give the arm back yet. The joke is still funny to me. Sorry.
Brent Sampson: You gotta be kidding me.
Magnus: I’ve just seen a new low sunk to right before my eyes.
And with that, Dylan Black hits the Dynamic Outro on Zelda Knite. Steve Awesome’s girlfriend. Steve cringes at the impact and hugs Dylan’s arm even tighter as he backs up the ramp. Zelda is out cold. Dylan drops down and pins Zelda Knite and glares at Steve Awesome.
1……
2………..
3!!!
THe ref raises Dylans left arm and he drops down holding his head in pain from where he got bashed by PRICE.
Winners: , Dylan Black, Vodka Fizz, Jesse Jamester, The Crinkly Bottom Boys, Lord Dominicus, and Esmeralda Von Krauss
Brent Sampson: And by god…its over. What a war we just witnessed. Fourteen men and woman came to settle some scores, but I honestly I think they all just added to the grudges.
Magnus: They will look to settle it all once and for all at Oh Violent Night Later this month. I cant believe what I just witnessed. The absolute war I just saw unfold, or the most chickenshit thing ive ever seen anybody do in my life. Steve Awesome just left his girlfriend to get stomped to hell.
Brent Sampson: We need medics and security out here to check on people and stop the rest of this fighting. EVK and D are still throwing strikes. Lord Dominicus and El Combatiente are both laying on the ground. Donzig and Vodka Fizz are bleeding but swinging slow punches at each other. Kanyon, Blobby and Noel are all out cold nearby a crushed trash can and a shattered kendo stick. PRICE, Spike and Jesse are still occasionally trying to throw strikes at each other while medics try to cut them out of the barbed wire.
Magnus: Zelda Knite is out cold in the ring and that piece of trash Steve Awesome is standing up on the stage staring in indignant shock that Dylan actually stomped his girl and won the match.
Dylan Black pulls himself slightly up with all the strength he could muster in his left arm. He glares at Steve Awesome up on the stage, holding his arm like some kind of infant.
Dylan Black: Im gonna get my arm back one way or another, you piece of shit.
Steve shakes his head and clutches the arm even tighter.
Steve Awesome: You are gonna pay for hurting my girlfriend, you bastard!!
Brent Sampson: Thats all the TV time we have folks.
Magnus: Thanks for watching!
The feed fades out.
Magnus: Stunner on Steve!
Donzig pats himself on the back and delivers a few crotch chops to Steve in celebration. Donzig, one hundred percent satisfied, walks over and tags himself out and D, in.
Brent Sampson: Looks like Donzig got what he wanted from the christmas party afterall.
Magnus: Merry Christmas everyone.
Brent Sampson: WAIT A MINUTE! VODKA FIZZ! VODKA FIZZ!
Vodka Fizz comes flying from the other side of the ring and spears Donzig to the floor through the ropes. The two go crashing to the floor and the Oh Violent Night opponents start fighting outside on the floor.
Brent Sampson: These guys are going at it! We need security to get this back together.
Magnus: Screw it, let them fight.
During the chaos, Lord Dominicus gets a tag out to Esmeralda Von Krause. EVK goes right to work throwing strikes at her opponent for Oh Violent Night.
Brent Sampson: Do you know what a Tartarus match is, Magnus?
Magnus: Nope, but I bet its really violent.
Brent Sampson: Its got electricity. The lights go out from time to time. And the freedom of an actual person is on the line!
Magnus: Damn thats really violent and xtreme!
Brent Sampson: And you are going to see it at Oh Violent NIght.
D swings for a strike but EVK catches it and starts to try and twist the arm into a submission hold, but D counters with a kick to the midsection. EVK drops the arm and responds back with a big spin kick with her long legs that catches D and takes him to the mat. EVK looks for a leg lock but D kicks back and forces EVK to change her plan. Another stiff kick that finds its mark staggers EVK back a bit and allows D to get to his feet. EVK throws another spin kick but D ducks this one and ends up behind her. He quickly hooks her back for the Twisted Truth but Lord Dominicus runs in and shoulder tackles D before he could hit the move.
Brent Sampson: You gotta think that cheap tactic Lord Dominicus used may have just saved the match for his team and EVK with that!
Magnus: It was smart, Brent. His team certainly appreciated it.
Everyone on LD’s team nod at him and LD feels pretty good and doesnt notice EL COMBATIENTE COMES RUNNING AND POP UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND RANAS LORD DOMINICUS TO THE FLOOR!
Brent Sampson: GOOD GOD! WHATTAMANEUVER!!!!!!!
Magnus: These guys are brawling in front of us. Fizz and Donzig are still brawling on the other side. And D just hit a running front dropkick that knocked EVK right into the opposing team's corner!
D reaches over and gives Zelda Knight the tag. D twists EVK’s arm and Zelda pops in and drops a knee on her arm. Zelda then grabs the arm, twists it up again and arm wrenches EVK to the ground. D whispers something in Zelda’s ear and she agrees and then promptly places one foot on EVK’s chest and flexes. Forcing EVK to kick out at two.
Brent Sampson: D knows that Zelda getting any offense here is going to really tick off EVK. The mind games from the enigma are unlike any other.
Magnus: The two aren't done.
EVK gets up and instantly grabs Zelda by the throat. But D throws a big kick to EVK’s head that knocks her for a loop and Zelda hits the sliced bread#2 move called The Game Over. EVK drops onto the back of her head and Zelda hooks the leg. The ref slides in. 1……2…..but EVK just manages to get the shoulder up. Zelda is shocked that didnt finish her.
Brent Sampson: Could you imagine how angry Esmeralda would be if Zelda got the win right there?
Magnus: She would be livid. If that happened she’d probably destroy D in the Tartarus match and id hate to be Alyssa Lucchi then.
The camera catches Noel and Blobby chatting.
Mr. Edmunds: What do you mean you're getting tired of this match? I mean its a bit long, but there is fourteen people in it. Everybody needs ring time, you know.
Blobby: Blobby!!
Mr. Edmunds: What do you mean only 2,368 words left? Blobby you arent making sense. Have you been sniffing the-OH DEAR!
Just then Kanyon comes from out of nowhere and BANGS! Both Blobby and Edmunds to the floor and a third brawl starts up on the floor outside between Kayon and the Crinkly Bottom Boys. Lord Dominicus is getting smashed into the barricade by EC and Vodka Fizz has a chain around his fist and punches Donzig in the forehead.
Brent Sampson: Three fights around the ring. This thing is breaking down!
Magnus: We knew it would. But man its breaking down pretty good!
Zelda nails EVK with a super kick as D looks on with amusement. Zelda goes for a pin but Dylan Black is there to break the pin. Dylan then drags EVK over to their corner and tags himself in. EVK drops to the floor to shake off the cobwebs but D comes running over and dives over the ring and nails EVK!
Brent Sampson: MY GOD! D dives right into the fight! D and EVK are fighting on the outside near the others. Kanyon is nearby socking Noel in the mouth but getting clubbed by Blobby for his efforts. Dominicus hits and evil scoop slams EC onto the floor right where Kanyon landed. And a bloody Donzig is now wielding the chain and pounding Vodka Fizz into oblivion.
Magnus: And now Dylan Black is the legal man and he’s staring Zelda Knight in the face.
Zelda thinks about running but instead nails a few thigh kicks onto Dylans leg and stays near the right side. Dylan circles around and all of a sudden Jesse reaches over the ropes and grabs Dylan by the throat.
Brent Sampson: Jesse has Dylan!!
Magnus: Spike Kane has seen enough and he’s coming over!
But Jesse reaches with his other hand and grips Spike by the throat and drags him out onto the apron with him.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god. Now the violence trio can’t contain themselves. The winner of the first match has the other two by the throat!
Magnus: Wait who the hell is that!?
*CRACK*
A steel chair to the back of the head sends the two time champion crumbling to the ground.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god, it’s Price!
Magnus: You gotta say it in all caps, Brent. ITS PRICE! And it’s a violence FOURSOME NOW!!
Brent Sampson: He just took Dylan Black OUT with that steel chair.
Magnus: That’s just one of the many violent things this man can do!
Meanwhile Spike hits a kick to Jesse and he starts trying to hook Jesse up for the Spike Impaler on the apron. He lifts once but Jesse blocks. Spike knees him and then starts to lift the murder lizard off the his feet when suddenly PRICE swings the chair and nails both Spike and Jesse at the same time and both men go tumbling into the mass battle on the floor knocking a few people down. Price climbs the top rope with his chair, shrugs it off and just dives into the mass swinging the chair as he does so and starts taking the rest out.
Brent Sampson: DEAR GOD PRICE IS ON A MURDER SPREE WITH THAT CHAIR. Him being added to the main event of Oh Violent Night just made things that much more violent!
Magnus: Just take a look at what he did to Dylan Black! And Zelda is the only one left and she’s legal.
Brent Sampson: Oh no.
Zelda looks around and sees no one else around. She grabs the referee to make sure he sees and she drops down and hooks Dylan’s leg.
Brent Sampson: Zelda with a cover. Dylan hasn’t moved since the chair shot.
Magnus: Come on, not this way.
The ref drops down to count.
1….
Brent Sampson: You gotta be kidding me.
Magnus: I mean not many people get up from a chair shot from PRICE. Dude is Jose Conseco of chair shots man.
2…..
Brent Sampson: And Zelda Knite just stole this one for her team.
Magnus: Damn it.
3…..No! Dylan got his foot on the rope just before and the ref is pointing it out. Zelda is arguing with the ref and Dylan is doing his best to fire back up after that wicked chair shot.
Brent Sampson: This place has come alive as Dylan Black stays in this match!
Magnus: How much does he have left?
Dylan starts to pull himself up to his feet with one arm. He struggles to get himself up on wobbly legs as Zelda starts to size him up for him sliced bread finisher.
As this is happening, Noel is down and Kanyon is ten punching Blobby by the ring bell and everytime Kanyon punches Blobbys his head squeaks and his googly eyes flip around.
Brent Sampson: You can see the look in the eyes of Curtis Kanyon how bad he wants the XHF Tag Team titles.
Magnus: Can he and Steve make it through the triple stack cages? Or will the Crinkly Bottom Boys show the Bros that they are the new champs in town?
EVK pulls a blade on D but the Enigma smacks it out of her hand. EVK simply pulls another blade and strikes at D.
Magnus: This one is gonna be bloody.
Brent Sampson: Electricity. Iron cage. D and EVK look to brutalize each other. But who survives Taratarus? And who will have Alyssa Lucchi after Oh Violent Night!?
Lord Dominicus and El Combatiente are choking each other with different sections of the same really long cord.
Brent Sampson: These two have battled many times before. Since the last time they have fought they have become world champions. Now the rivalry circles back once again.
Magnus: Who will walk away the better man after the Broken Hearts match. Lord Dominicus verses El Combatiente. Oh Violent Night!
Donzig and Vodka Fizz are just swinging punches at each other.
Brent Sampson: And Vodka and Donzig just plain don’t like each other.
Magnus: So let’s lock them up inside hell in a cell and let them settle it.
Brent Sampson: Will Donzig hit another stunner, or will Vodka bite him with hair of the dog? YOU KNOW WHAT NIGHT IT WILL HAPPEN.
Up on the stage, PRICE drills Jamester with a chair and Spike sets Jesse up for Freyas Wings. He positions himself on the edge of the stage with a stack of tables and barbed wire down below.
Brent Sampson: OH COME THE HELL ON! WHY IS THAT THERE!?
Magnus: What type of show would Swingers Party be if it wasn’t there?
But PRICE suddenly bashed Spike in the spine with the chair and the God of Xtreme tenses up from the pain. PRICE then runs up and does his best head scissors and that flips Spike over and that takes Jesse into the Canadian Destroyer and PRICE, Spike, and Jesse all go tumbling through the tables and the barbed wire.
Brent Sampson: and PRICE just took them all out! OKAY! Now we need security and FREAKIN MEDICS OUT HERE!
Magnus: Do we even have that here? Where is OSHA!?
Brent Sampson: It’s a VIOLENCE FOURSOME at Oh Violent Night. Black. Kane. Jamester. PRICE. Who will be crowned the XHF’s most violent man. There’s only one night to find out.
Magnus: Oh Violent Night baby!!
And just as all this chaos is going down, Steve Awesome pokes his head up above the apron on the other side of the ring. He peaks up to see Zelda standing tall with Dylan literally on the ropes, ready to hit her finisher.
Zelda runs up and tries to hit the sliced bread but a woozy Dylan blocks it with an elbow to the gut. Zelda sees Steve watching and slowly pulling himself up to the apron. She proudly runs up, hangs on the right side, but Dylan suddenly turns around and hits a desperation Spanish fly on Zelda Knite!
Brent Sampson: SPANISH FLY OUT OF NOWHERE!
Magnus: He’s going for the cover!
The ref slides in 1….2….but Zelda manages to get the shoulder up. Dylan says that should be three but the ref tells him he’s wrong. Zelda Knite is laying on the mat next to Dylan, still reeling from the Spanish fly. Steve Awesome finally pulls himself all the way onto the apron and reaches his hand out. TAG ME ZELDA, he shouts to his girlfriend.
Brent Sampson: Oh and now Steve Awesome wants to get the tag.
Magnus: He’s been beat up, Blobby clotheslined, stunned by Donzig and the Hollywood jackass still doesn’t die.
Zelda starts to stir a bit before Dylan. Dylan is still nursing the back of his head where the chair shot hit him. Zelda sees Steve demanding she tag out, and starts to walk over there but Dylan grabs the back of her waistband! Zelda swings at Steve’s outreached hand but she can’t hit it. Zelda struggles to get free and winds up spinning around and facing away from Steve and the neutral corner. Zelda finally breaks free and tries to escape through the ropes, but Dylan grabs her with one arm.
Brent Sampson: Nowhere to go for Zelda Knite.
Magnus: Dylan has her leg and he’s shifting upward. Wait a minute…
Zelda struggles to get away but with some solo arm strength he’s able to pull her back and drop her down face first into the mat!
Brent Sampson: OH Dylan Black was able to hit that wheelbarrow face buster with one arm!
Magnus: You know what usually comes next…
Steve Awesome, Zelda’s boyfriend, the man she loves, stand on the apron his out reached hand a bit limp. “T-tag me…” he says less enthusiastically.
Dylan spins Zelda around so she’s facing Steve and with one arm, sets her up for the Dynamic Outro.
Brent Sampson: Oh my god Dylan wouldn’t do this move to Zelda would he?
Magnus: Steve Awesome’s girlfriend is a legal competitor, Brent.
Dylan holds Zelda in the move. He looks directly at Steve Awesome.
Dylan Black: Listen up dick head.
Normally Dylan has both of his opponents arms trapped in this move. But because of the circumstances, Zelda had one arm free. She reached toward Steve and cried.
Zelda Knite: Quick! Tag me! Hurry up! Now Steve, before he stomps me.
Someone could probably argue that if Steve really reached for it, he could make the tag but from a lot of views it looked to far.
Dylan Black: Either GIVE ME BACK MY ARM…..or accept my match at Supremacy…..and I won’t stomp your girlfriends head in.
Brent Sampson: Dylan Black giving Steve Awesome an ultimatum.
Magnus: I can’t believe that son of a bitch is even hesitating. This should be a no brainer. That’s the mother of his son in there.
Steve looks at Zelda struggling to get free and reaching out for him. She’s begging.
Zelda Knite: Steve. Tag me. Do something. Please don’t let him stomp me!
And then he looks down at Dylan’s arm that he was currently wearing as a gauntlet. He sighs as he slips it off.
Brent Sampson: That’s what I thought.
Magnus: Maybe Steve Awesome has a soul after all….and he just dropped down off the apron.
Brent Sampson: What!?
Steve indeed drops down from the apron, clutching Dylan’s arm close to his chest as the crowd boos. He looks into his girlfriend eyes as he backs up the ramp.
Steve Awesome: It’s gonna be okay Z. I’ll be there to pick you up! But I Uh…can’t give the arm back yet. The joke is still funny to me. Sorry.
Brent Sampson: You gotta be kidding me.
Magnus: I’ve just seen a new low sunk to right before my eyes.
And with that, Dylan Black hits the Dynamic Outro on Zelda Knite. Steve Awesome’s girlfriend. Steve cringes at the impact and hugs Dylan’s arm even tighter as he backs up the ramp. Zelda is out cold. Dylan drops down and pins Zelda Knite and glares at Steve Awesome.
1……
2………..
3!!!
THe ref raises Dylans left arm and he drops down holding his head in pain from where he got bashed by PRICE.
Winners: , Dylan Black, Vodka Fizz, Jesse Jamester, The Crinkly Bottom Boys, Lord Dominicus, and Esmeralda Von Krauss
Brent Sampson: And by god…its over. What a war we just witnessed. Fourteen men and woman came to settle some scores, but I honestly I think they all just added to the grudges.
Magnus: They will look to settle it all once and for all at Oh Violent Night Later this month. I cant believe what I just witnessed. The absolute war I just saw unfold, or the most chickenshit thing ive ever seen anybody do in my life. Steve Awesome just left his girlfriend to get stomped to hell.
Brent Sampson: We need medics and security out here to check on people and stop the rest of this fighting. EVK and D are still throwing strikes. Lord Dominicus and El Combatiente are both laying on the ground. Donzig and Vodka Fizz are bleeding but swinging slow punches at each other. Kanyon, Blobby and Noel are all out cold nearby a crushed trash can and a shattered kendo stick. PRICE, Spike and Jesse are still occasionally trying to throw strikes at each other while medics try to cut them out of the barbed wire.
Magnus: Zelda Knite is out cold in the ring and that piece of trash Steve Awesome is standing up on the stage staring in indignant shock that Dylan actually stomped his girl and won the match.
Dylan Black pulls himself slightly up with all the strength he could muster in his left arm. He glares at Steve Awesome up on the stage, holding his arm like some kind of infant.
Dylan Black: Im gonna get my arm back one way or another, you piece of shit.
Steve shakes his head and clutches the arm even tighter.
Steve Awesome: You are gonna pay for hurting my girlfriend, you bastard!!
Brent Sampson: Thats all the TV time we have folks.
Magnus: Thanks for watching!
The feed fades out.