Post by kiddiaz316 on Dec 18, 2021 21:56:36 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Las Vegas the The SLS Hotel & Casino Las Vegas which reopened in August 2014 after a $415 million renovation of the iconic Sahara Hotel! This place is iconic as it has a rich history of legendary musicians, politicians , and sports Athletes staying here. Newly crowned UPW WORLD OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION AND TAG TEAM CHAMPION KID DIAZ is seen sitting in the front Goya of the hotel on a sofa with one leg crossed and his arms draped over the top of it with both title draped across his lap. Dressed in a black dapper Armani suit and loafers and white button up shirt!
Diaz: Wow CJ! I’m a coward? Well ain’t that calling the kettle black! No, I’m an opportunist who creates opportunities by working smarter, not harder! You think you can beat me? What makes you think you get that opportunity?
(Kid chuckles to himself.)
Diaz: You think you are going to be the only one getting violent? CJ, you are everything that’s wrong with the modern day world of sports entertainment. You are boring, repetitive, and ugly as fuck. For me, you have to have a certain X Factor to be in this business, but you bro, well you look like you haven’t seen the inside of a gym for years. And what’s with the promo shots son? You do know that this is supposed to be entertainment right? We have a certain duty to make sure that people actually enjoy themselves when they pay for tickets, are you aware of that? Now, personally, my form of entertaining them is by beating the living shit out of my opponent, and making them hate me. I refuse to pander to their every whim, but even I’m not naïve to think that I am above the fans. But what makes you think you are getting a shot at my title? Just because you got a shot at Bish? That’s not how this works! You are delusional if you think you just get to open your foul mouth and demand shit! Sorry ass hat! You have to earn it and firing out and spamming the XHF promo boards with your clever 50 word counts doesn’t cut it bro! I mean, have you ever actually watched any of your promos, and I mean REALLY watched them? Dear god, it’s as if Rain Man and Forest Gump double teamed Rosie O’Donnell, and you were the fucking result of that nightmare! You are almost robotic with your delivery, and I have NEVER seen someone with a complete and utter lack of anything that could ever be described as charisma – and I’ve seen Nathaniel!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Judging by what I’ve seen and heard from you in the past, you simply won’t have a fucking clue how to respond. I can see it now, you’ll watch this promo, and just sit there and dribble. You’ll probably end up pissing your pants and shitting yourself to, but that’s ok, that’s what retards do. You see CJ, it’s not my fault that you have a dribbly chin, it’s not my fault that you need a care giver to help you through your day to day life, it’s not my fault that you’re a fucking downie, and it’s not my fault that UPW had put you in a situation that you are ill equipped to deal with.
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: This title right here!
(Kid raises the title to the camera. He lays it across his lap and pats it!)
Diaz: This title is an OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP which means my
Opponents are open to earning a shot at my title! I advise not being like the Weak minded Down syndrome CJ Walker and assuming if you half ass it everyday that it counts as actually putting the work in! Nothing is a guarantee in this awful business! How I won the title is definitely questionable and it’s easy to call me a coward or blah blah fucking blah! Point is, since day one I have been the staple in this company with the best win loss record! The measuring stick, the cornerstone, the crown jewel, the pinnacle and the list goes on and on! What I can goddamn guarantee is if you want a shot at me I’m not a hard guy to find!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: This title right here?
(Kid raises his tag team title.)
Diaz: This is the UPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! A title that Adam Miller and I EARNED and we went through hell to get them! Not only by going through Jesters insane fun house that we literally burned to the fucking ground but losing to teams that we were so much better then! Who knows why!
(Kid shrugs.)
Diaz: Bottom line is we are the epitome of tag team wrestling! We are restoring it! We are rebuilding it! We are reshaping it! We take on all challengers here and afar! Hell, bring in The Storm Brothers, the GWE from places from abroad! We welcome any challenge and all challenges and even those who aren’t challenges cause we do need practise dummies! We will face the Hardin’s! We will face THC!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: I didn’t get to this moment because I’m popular! Most people in this company hate my guts! I didn’t get here by being a nice guy or caring about other people! I got here by slowly etching my way up the ladder. By waiting patiently in the shadows knowing full well I got literally a free run at the Open Weight Championship! Like I said, Bish knew, he ain’t stupid! Did he know? I can’t put words in the man’s mouth or speak for him but I figure when he resets and takes it all in he will give his thoughts and motivation and next steps! He was a great champion and that man defined this title! Bish earned what he got and he had a stellar run! A legendary run, a HOF worthy run! But….
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: He ain’t me! I defined the Sin City Championship! I’m gonna define the tag division and I sure as hell am gonna define the Open Weight as well! It’s what I do! You think the Blackhand is a cohesive unit because of Bish’s leadership?
(Kid raises his index finger.)
Diaz: I’m gonna stop right there!
(Kid stands and adjusts himself! He grabs both his titles and drapes them over his shoulder.)
Diaz: I got Blackhand business to attend too! But let me leave you with some food for thought! Let it be known just because I cashed in…DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T EARN IT!
(Kid leaves the building and the camera fades to black.)
(Camera fades to black.)
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Diaz: Wow CJ! I’m a coward? Well ain’t that calling the kettle black! No, I’m an opportunist who creates opportunities by working smarter, not harder! You think you can beat me? What makes you think you get that opportunity?
(Kid chuckles to himself.)
Diaz: You think you are going to be the only one getting violent? CJ, you are everything that’s wrong with the modern day world of sports entertainment. You are boring, repetitive, and ugly as fuck. For me, you have to have a certain X Factor to be in this business, but you bro, well you look like you haven’t seen the inside of a gym for years. And what’s with the promo shots son? You do know that this is supposed to be entertainment right? We have a certain duty to make sure that people actually enjoy themselves when they pay for tickets, are you aware of that? Now, personally, my form of entertaining them is by beating the living shit out of my opponent, and making them hate me. I refuse to pander to their every whim, but even I’m not naïve to think that I am above the fans. But what makes you think you are getting a shot at my title? Just because you got a shot at Bish? That’s not how this works! You are delusional if you think you just get to open your foul mouth and demand shit! Sorry ass hat! You have to earn it and firing out and spamming the XHF promo boards with your clever 50 word counts doesn’t cut it bro! I mean, have you ever actually watched any of your promos, and I mean REALLY watched them? Dear god, it’s as if Rain Man and Forest Gump double teamed Rosie O’Donnell, and you were the fucking result of that nightmare! You are almost robotic with your delivery, and I have NEVER seen someone with a complete and utter lack of anything that could ever be described as charisma – and I’ve seen Nathaniel!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Judging by what I’ve seen and heard from you in the past, you simply won’t have a fucking clue how to respond. I can see it now, you’ll watch this promo, and just sit there and dribble. You’ll probably end up pissing your pants and shitting yourself to, but that’s ok, that’s what retards do. You see CJ, it’s not my fault that you have a dribbly chin, it’s not my fault that you need a care giver to help you through your day to day life, it’s not my fault that you’re a fucking downie, and it’s not my fault that UPW had put you in a situation that you are ill equipped to deal with.
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: This title right here!
(Kid raises the title to the camera. He lays it across his lap and pats it!)
Diaz: This title is an OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP which means my
Opponents are open to earning a shot at my title! I advise not being like the Weak minded Down syndrome CJ Walker and assuming if you half ass it everyday that it counts as actually putting the work in! Nothing is a guarantee in this awful business! How I won the title is definitely questionable and it’s easy to call me a coward or blah blah fucking blah! Point is, since day one I have been the staple in this company with the best win loss record! The measuring stick, the cornerstone, the crown jewel, the pinnacle and the list goes on and on! What I can goddamn guarantee is if you want a shot at me I’m not a hard guy to find!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: This title right here?
(Kid raises his tag team title.)
Diaz: This is the UPW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELT! A title that Adam Miller and I EARNED and we went through hell to get them! Not only by going through Jesters insane fun house that we literally burned to the fucking ground but losing to teams that we were so much better then! Who knows why!
(Kid shrugs.)
Diaz: Bottom line is we are the epitome of tag team wrestling! We are restoring it! We are rebuilding it! We are reshaping it! We take on all challengers here and afar! Hell, bring in The Storm Brothers, the GWE from places from abroad! We welcome any challenge and all challenges and even those who aren’t challenges cause we do need practise dummies! We will face the Hardin’s! We will face THC!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: I didn’t get to this moment because I’m popular! Most people in this company hate my guts! I didn’t get here by being a nice guy or caring about other people! I got here by slowly etching my way up the ladder. By waiting patiently in the shadows knowing full well I got literally a free run at the Open Weight Championship! Like I said, Bish knew, he ain’t stupid! Did he know? I can’t put words in the man’s mouth or speak for him but I figure when he resets and takes it all in he will give his thoughts and motivation and next steps! He was a great champion and that man defined this title! Bish earned what he got and he had a stellar run! A legendary run, a HOF worthy run! But….
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: He ain’t me! I defined the Sin City Championship! I’m gonna define the tag division and I sure as hell am gonna define the Open Weight as well! It’s what I do! You think the Blackhand is a cohesive unit because of Bish’s leadership?
(Kid raises his index finger.)
Diaz: I’m gonna stop right there!
(Kid stands and adjusts himself! He grabs both his titles and drapes them over his shoulder.)
Diaz: I got Blackhand business to attend too! But let me leave you with some food for thought! Let it be known just because I cashed in…DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T EARN IT!
(Kid leaves the building and the camera fades to black.)
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)