The Bill Comes Due (BANG! Hermanos RP)
Dec 23, 2021 20:56:27 GMT -5
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Post by Curtis D. Kanyon on Dec 23, 2021 20:56:27 GMT -5
**Fade in. Night. Santa Monica Pier.**
*The scene opens on a brightly lit Christmas fair happening on the pier. A limo pulls up to the entrance and out steps Curtis Kanyon and El Combatiente. As per usual with these two, they are speaking in Spanish with subtitles on your screen.*
: (Welcome to the Fair! We need to live it up a little before we wreck Caffrey and Myojin. That’s why I decided to come to you and your neck of the woods before Christmas time.)
: (Thank you, I've been needing to let off some steam before this match and Oh Violent Night. Plus, I kind of wanted an excuse to get away from my family.)
: (Me too, it's been a crazy time at the end of the year. And the kids, it’s all PS5 this and get me a Goldbear doll that. Also, sorry to hear about you and Javier having a spat, you need to talk about it?)
: (Nah, I’d rather just not think about it tonight. Let’s party!)
: (Hell yeah!)
**Smash cut.**
*Curtis and Combatiente are shooting water pistols at clown heads. Combatiente is in the lead, and pops his balloon first! Is this a universal fair game, or just our country? Do I need to explain this more? No, we don’t have time for that.*
: (Ha ha! I did it!)
: (Sorry, I couldn’t look directly at the clown head, it reminds me too much of Blobby.)
: (You said you wouldn’t talk about him tonight!)
: (Sorry, sorry.)
*The carny at the booth hands El Combatiente a stuffed luchadore doll with a black and gold mask.*
: Congrats man!
: (You think this is funny?)
: I’m sorry?
: (You give me a Lord Dominicus looking doll?)
: I saw your mask, I thought you’d like it. By the tone, I’m gue–
: Of course he doesn’t like it! What the hell is wrong with you! We’re trying to focus on our team stuff, and you bring our singles fights into this?
: I’m sorry Mr. President, but I didn’t know your friend would get so triggered over this doll.
*Curtis pulls the doll from El Combatiente’s hands and throws it at the carny.*
: You take that ugly doll back and you get us that oversized panda!
: Yes sir.
: (I’m sorry for that, that was not cool of that guy.)
: (It’s okay, I just need to collect myself, I don’t think he meant anything by it. I just wan– why is he grabbing that giant bear?)
: (I made him. Executive privilege.)
*The carny hands Combatiente the giant panda bear stuffed animal.*
: (What do I do with this?)
: (Idunno, give it to your kids?)
: (I don’t have kids.)
: (Uhhhh… use it as a carpool buddy?)
: (That would be cheating the system.)
: (Give it to your next ring rat? No, you don’t even know what that means. You’ll figure it out. Just hold onto it for now. You won it, carry it like a trophy.)
*Combatiente shrugs and puts the panda over his shoulder.*
: (Let’s get ice cream! Oh and there’s the ferris wheel! So much cool stuff!)
**Fade out.**
**Fade in.**
*Curtis rides the ferris wheel, the camera man apparently sitting next to him. He licks his ice cream cone.*
: Look down at this circus of people. It reminds me so much of what Fireside was before I showed up and established order through chaos. It wasn’t my intent. I just wanted to hurt Caffrey and everything he stood for after what he did to me. Making his life a living hell since being in Fireside has been one of the best years of my life. And I’m a former X*Crown champion, married to the hottest babe you’ve ever seen, and I lucked into being President.
*Curtis takes a lick.*
: Caffrey, you thought I was an afterthought when you ordered the hit on me years ago. You thought you could just break the leg of the Innovator of Violence, the King of Hardcore, the Breaker of Worlds, and get away with it? No, the bill comes due. My motto from day one of XHF was, you go dirty, I go dirtier. It’s why Ron and I were so successful right out the gate. That’s how I became an X*Crown champion. And that’s why I’ve been your tag team champion for nearly a year. And you can’t stand it, can you?
*Curtis goes in for another taste of that sweet sweet cone.*
: I even took the XHF tag titles off of you and you’re monster. I made you suffer through Murder Hornets, it was glorious. And I thought that would be enough to satiate my rage for you, but it was really just a taste. It’s like a high for me now, I just can’t stop with you. I took away your hope of winning CTA. I put you through tables at every occasion. Then, you invite people from other feds just to try and stop my success, and it still doesn’t work. Now, I’ve made you break your unwritten rule of never wrestling on Inferno. And now you are in your first pay per view match in a Fireside ring that didn’t involve defending a global title. It’s glorious to see the moral rules you’ve placed upon yourself broken over and over again, just because of me. Because deep down inside Caffrey, I know you are still that evil little prick that demanded my bones be broken. But if you want them broken again, you will have to get in that ring and do it yourself. I want you laid bare to the world, so they can see that you haven’t changed, that you are still that prick.
*Curtis slurps up some more of the ice cream. Then uses a napkin to clean the melted ice cream on his hand, having been softened by time due to Curtis’ constant talking.*
: I think I’m loving these mind games more and more. Ha ha! The people, they are already starting to realize your two faced ways Caff. You like to think you are "the people's champion," but are you really? They named your last show of the year after me for the most dominant year I've had. And it eats you up inside doesn't it? Sure, there are the few who show up to the arena boo me and they cheer you like good little sheep, but the mass of anonymous keyboard warriors support me with their votes and their dollars. And their ideology is spreading into that crowd. You heard the reactions to Team BANG! Bros tights at Swingers Party. Do you know how much I had to pay Javier to not tell Combatiente what that spelled out by the way? Anyway, I’ve been taking everything you loved about Fireside and ruining it for you, and that mission continues at BANG! The Night Away.
*Curtis is down to the cone and swallows it in one giant bite.*
: Just -mmm- just look at how desperate you are to dethrone Combatiente and I. You suckered your shows biggets non-BANG! Bro star, Myojin, to be your impromptu partner and had a farce of a match by surprising your opponents with him as well. Myojin, what happened to you? You did what a rare few have done, defended the X*Crown at Night of Champions. My how you have fallen from grace! Becoming the guy who is just there to give another a chance at winning. Being the guy who has to carry Caffrey is a herculean feat in and of itself! I mean, the dude's ego alone weighs 800 pounds. But you’re good, and we saw on Inferno you can handle it. But that wasn’t against the BANG! Hermanos! That wasn’t against the best high flyer in the biz and the most dominant presidential wrestler in history. Caffrey has dragged you into hell with him, and I’m sorry for the things that we will have to do to you. But, you’re Caffrey’s golden boy, and ruining everything he loves includes ruining you. So Firestarters, you will feel… the… BANG!
*The wheel finishes it’s ride and Curtis is let out of his boxed seat. He stands back and waits by the exit.*
: But enough of this, let’s get back to the fun.
*The next boxed seat rotates to exit and we see El Combatiente sitting with his giant panda.*
: (Wasn’t that great!)
: (It was okay. Shouldn’t we have sat together to further bond?)
: (Well, you’re the one that brought that third wheel.)
*Curtis points to the panda. Combatiente gives Curtis a look of “really?”*
: (Okay, let’s go bond!)
**Smash cut.**
*A montage of fun happens as “Monkey Business” by Skid Row plays, because there's no great panda rock songs I could find. Curtis and Combatiente are in bumper cars smashing into kids. And yes, the panda is in his own car. Then we cut to Curtis, Combatiente, and the panda going down a giant slide with hills and valleys, sitting on burlap sacks. The panda gets stuck on the first hill and falls over. Then we cut to them throwing balls at a tower of bottles. Curtis misses terribly. Combatiente hits it dead on and the bottles don’t move. Curtis looks angry and dives at the booth attendant. The panda looks on with a blank stare. Then we cut to the panda sitting on Santa’s lap. Combatiente looks super happy. Santa looks confused, but Curtis gives him a stern look and Santa talks to the panda with a bead of sweat on his brow. Cut to a test of strength where El Combatiente uses the hammer to smash the button on the floor. The metal pin almost goes up to the bell. Curtis then asks him to move out of the way, and when the attendant hands him the hammer, he laughs and throws it to the side. Then he reaches off screen and pulls out his trusty sledgehammer. He lifts and smashes the hammer into the ground, destroying the floor button to pieces and sending the pin into the bell with a loud ding that you hear over the montage music. Cut to the heading toward the exit of the park with the giant panda.*
: (That was great. I don’t know about you, but I feel more ready to beat some ass with you by my side than ever!)
: (Yeah, that was a lot of fun today, I needed that. I still don’t know what to do with this guy though.)
*Combatiente holds up the panda.*
: (Our adventure here today is over, but his doesn’t have to be.)
*Combatiente nods. He then rushes over to the ferris wheel as a couple is getting off. He places the panda in the seat and pulls down the safety bar.*
: Sir, there’s people waiting in line.
: YOU LET THAT PANDA RIDE!
: Uh… yes sir…
: (Goodbye friend, may you help forge other friendships in your journey.)
: Aw, look at him Marie Condo that shit. It’s great.
: Sure is sir.
: Don’t speak to me.
: Sor– er– um…
: Shhh.
*El Combatiente returns to Kanyon’s side and the leave.*
**Fade out.**
*The scene opens on a brightly lit Christmas fair happening on the pier. A limo pulls up to the entrance and out steps Curtis Kanyon and El Combatiente. As per usual with these two, they are speaking in Spanish with subtitles on your screen.*
: (Welcome to the Fair! We need to live it up a little before we wreck Caffrey and Myojin. That’s why I decided to come to you and your neck of the woods before Christmas time.)
: (Thank you, I've been needing to let off some steam before this match and Oh Violent Night. Plus, I kind of wanted an excuse to get away from my family.)
: (Me too, it's been a crazy time at the end of the year. And the kids, it’s all PS5 this and get me a Goldbear doll that. Also, sorry to hear about you and Javier having a spat, you need to talk about it?)
: (Nah, I’d rather just not think about it tonight. Let’s party!)
: (Hell yeah!)
**Smash cut.**
*Curtis and Combatiente are shooting water pistols at clown heads. Combatiente is in the lead, and pops his balloon first! Is this a universal fair game, or just our country? Do I need to explain this more? No, we don’t have time for that.*
: (Ha ha! I did it!)
: (Sorry, I couldn’t look directly at the clown head, it reminds me too much of Blobby.)
: (You said you wouldn’t talk about him tonight!)
: (Sorry, sorry.)
*The carny at the booth hands El Combatiente a stuffed luchadore doll with a black and gold mask.*
: Congrats man!
: (You think this is funny?)
: I’m sorry?
: (You give me a Lord Dominicus looking doll?)
: I saw your mask, I thought you’d like it. By the tone, I’m gue–
: Of course he doesn’t like it! What the hell is wrong with you! We’re trying to focus on our team stuff, and you bring our singles fights into this?
: I’m sorry Mr. President, but I didn’t know your friend would get so triggered over this doll.
*Curtis pulls the doll from El Combatiente’s hands and throws it at the carny.*
: You take that ugly doll back and you get us that oversized panda!
: Yes sir.
: (I’m sorry for that, that was not cool of that guy.)
: (It’s okay, I just need to collect myself, I don’t think he meant anything by it. I just wan– why is he grabbing that giant bear?)
: (I made him. Executive privilege.)
*The carny hands Combatiente the giant panda bear stuffed animal.*
: (What do I do with this?)
: (Idunno, give it to your kids?)
: (I don’t have kids.)
: (Uhhhh… use it as a carpool buddy?)
: (That would be cheating the system.)
: (Give it to your next ring rat? No, you don’t even know what that means. You’ll figure it out. Just hold onto it for now. You won it, carry it like a trophy.)
*Combatiente shrugs and puts the panda over his shoulder.*
: (Let’s get ice cream! Oh and there’s the ferris wheel! So much cool stuff!)
**Fade out.**
**Fade in.**
*Curtis rides the ferris wheel, the camera man apparently sitting next to him. He licks his ice cream cone.*
: Look down at this circus of people. It reminds me so much of what Fireside was before I showed up and established order through chaos. It wasn’t my intent. I just wanted to hurt Caffrey and everything he stood for after what he did to me. Making his life a living hell since being in Fireside has been one of the best years of my life. And I’m a former X*Crown champion, married to the hottest babe you’ve ever seen, and I lucked into being President.
*Curtis takes a lick.*
: Caffrey, you thought I was an afterthought when you ordered the hit on me years ago. You thought you could just break the leg of the Innovator of Violence, the King of Hardcore, the Breaker of Worlds, and get away with it? No, the bill comes due. My motto from day one of XHF was, you go dirty, I go dirtier. It’s why Ron and I were so successful right out the gate. That’s how I became an X*Crown champion. And that’s why I’ve been your tag team champion for nearly a year. And you can’t stand it, can you?
*Curtis goes in for another taste of that sweet sweet cone.*
: I even took the XHF tag titles off of you and you’re monster. I made you suffer through Murder Hornets, it was glorious. And I thought that would be enough to satiate my rage for you, but it was really just a taste. It’s like a high for me now, I just can’t stop with you. I took away your hope of winning CTA. I put you through tables at every occasion. Then, you invite people from other feds just to try and stop my success, and it still doesn’t work. Now, I’ve made you break your unwritten rule of never wrestling on Inferno. And now you are in your first pay per view match in a Fireside ring that didn’t involve defending a global title. It’s glorious to see the moral rules you’ve placed upon yourself broken over and over again, just because of me. Because deep down inside Caffrey, I know you are still that evil little prick that demanded my bones be broken. But if you want them broken again, you will have to get in that ring and do it yourself. I want you laid bare to the world, so they can see that you haven’t changed, that you are still that prick.
*Curtis slurps up some more of the ice cream. Then uses a napkin to clean the melted ice cream on his hand, having been softened by time due to Curtis’ constant talking.*
: I think I’m loving these mind games more and more. Ha ha! The people, they are already starting to realize your two faced ways Caff. You like to think you are "the people's champion," but are you really? They named your last show of the year after me for the most dominant year I've had. And it eats you up inside doesn't it? Sure, there are the few who show up to the arena boo me and they cheer you like good little sheep, but the mass of anonymous keyboard warriors support me with their votes and their dollars. And their ideology is spreading into that crowd. You heard the reactions to Team BANG! Bros tights at Swingers Party. Do you know how much I had to pay Javier to not tell Combatiente what that spelled out by the way? Anyway, I’ve been taking everything you loved about Fireside and ruining it for you, and that mission continues at BANG! The Night Away.
*Curtis is down to the cone and swallows it in one giant bite.*
: Just -mmm- just look at how desperate you are to dethrone Combatiente and I. You suckered your shows biggets non-BANG! Bro star, Myojin, to be your impromptu partner and had a farce of a match by surprising your opponents with him as well. Myojin, what happened to you? You did what a rare few have done, defended the X*Crown at Night of Champions. My how you have fallen from grace! Becoming the guy who is just there to give another a chance at winning. Being the guy who has to carry Caffrey is a herculean feat in and of itself! I mean, the dude's ego alone weighs 800 pounds. But you’re good, and we saw on Inferno you can handle it. But that wasn’t against the BANG! Hermanos! That wasn’t against the best high flyer in the biz and the most dominant presidential wrestler in history. Caffrey has dragged you into hell with him, and I’m sorry for the things that we will have to do to you. But, you’re Caffrey’s golden boy, and ruining everything he loves includes ruining you. So Firestarters, you will feel… the… BANG!
*The wheel finishes it’s ride and Curtis is let out of his boxed seat. He stands back and waits by the exit.*
: But enough of this, let’s get back to the fun.
*The next boxed seat rotates to exit and we see El Combatiente sitting with his giant panda.*
: (Wasn’t that great!)
: (It was okay. Shouldn’t we have sat together to further bond?)
: (Well, you’re the one that brought that third wheel.)
*Curtis points to the panda. Combatiente gives Curtis a look of “really?”*
: (Okay, let’s go bond!)
**Smash cut.**
*A montage of fun happens as “Monkey Business” by Skid Row plays, because there's no great panda rock songs I could find. Curtis and Combatiente are in bumper cars smashing into kids. And yes, the panda is in his own car. Then we cut to Curtis, Combatiente, and the panda going down a giant slide with hills and valleys, sitting on burlap sacks. The panda gets stuck on the first hill and falls over. Then we cut to them throwing balls at a tower of bottles. Curtis misses terribly. Combatiente hits it dead on and the bottles don’t move. Curtis looks angry and dives at the booth attendant. The panda looks on with a blank stare. Then we cut to the panda sitting on Santa’s lap. Combatiente looks super happy. Santa looks confused, but Curtis gives him a stern look and Santa talks to the panda with a bead of sweat on his brow. Cut to a test of strength where El Combatiente uses the hammer to smash the button on the floor. The metal pin almost goes up to the bell. Curtis then asks him to move out of the way, and when the attendant hands him the hammer, he laughs and throws it to the side. Then he reaches off screen and pulls out his trusty sledgehammer. He lifts and smashes the hammer into the ground, destroying the floor button to pieces and sending the pin into the bell with a loud ding that you hear over the montage music. Cut to the heading toward the exit of the park with the giant panda.*
: (That was great. I don’t know about you, but I feel more ready to beat some ass with you by my side than ever!)
: (Yeah, that was a lot of fun today, I needed that. I still don’t know what to do with this guy though.)
*Combatiente holds up the panda.*
: (Our adventure here today is over, but his doesn’t have to be.)
*Combatiente nods. He then rushes over to the ferris wheel as a couple is getting off. He places the panda in the seat and pulls down the safety bar.*
: Sir, there’s people waiting in line.
: YOU LET THAT PANDA RIDE!
: Uh… yes sir…
: (Goodbye friend, may you help forge other friendships in your journey.)
: Aw, look at him Marie Condo that shit. It’s great.
: Sure is sir.
: Don’t speak to me.
: Sor– er– um…
: Shhh.
*El Combatiente returns to Kanyon’s side and the leave.*
**Fade out.**