Oh Violent Night Hype Package

[Dylan]

[Static sounds vibrate the senses, as “Fire” by Beartooth begins playing. The XHF logo smashes down on the screen breaking through a table. The logo is followed by a tangle of barbed wire and Christmas lights, pulling apart and spilling out to spell "XTREME X*MAS - OH VIOLENT NIGHT!" The video cuts between all the members on the card, the BANG! Bros! Donzig! Crinkly Bottom Boys! Vodka Fizz! The shots fade out to "DECEMBER 28TH 2021" before a fire engulfs the screen and the music kicks in!]

“Save your breath, it's all turning into static

No chance you're winning this fight

Kill the lights and let's do a little dancing

Hope you came here ready to die”

[Vodka takes off his hat and glasses, revealing that the man on the apron is not, in fact, Vodka Fizz. At the same time, Donzig is grabbed from behind, spun around, and blasted in the head with a chair by someone who appears to be one of the security guards, who pulls back his hood to reveal that it is Vodka Fizz, wearing a wireless headset. He blasts Donzig again with the chair, then drops it in the center of the ring before hooking up Donzig and nailing a Mind Eraser on the mangled chair. Vodka grabs the chair and bails out of the ring before security can intervene, brandishing the bent equalizer as a means to fight off any would-be attackers.]

“Sink a little lower
Get a little higher
Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'”

[Esmeralda tags herself in off the back of Dakota, and Jennings nails Mormo with a leaping double knee to the face! Her weight landing on Mormo’s chest as she reaches back for the leg and a pin. The referee argues she isn’t legal, and she is confused. Esmeralda steps in and tells Dakota to get out of her ring. A heavy arsenal of strikes and kicks keeps the rising Mormo to a knee as Krauss shows what she’s made of. A lethal assassin with her ground and pound game, using her legs like swords to slice the opposition down and bend them to her will. Mormo catches a left leg and rises up, thinking that he’s going to capture suplex - headbutte from Krauss! A second headbutte! Mormo’s nose is busted open!]

“Sink a little lower
Get a little higher
Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'”

[From out of nowhere Mr Blobby pulls out a Sherbert Dib-Dab and inhales the full contents of it! As though shot with the adrenaline of the mythos of Gods like Zeus and Herculues, Mr Blobby goes full hulk and begins to inhale and exhale with noticeable animation. Steve Awesome turns to see this and in that second, Steve sees his life flash before his eyes. Mr Blobby slugs Awesome in the face with a haymaker, sending the Face of the Franchise into the apron. Mr Blobby follows it up by grabbing Steve by his family jewels and then his chest. A military press by Mr Blobby has Steve Awesome high in the air with a facial expression of pure pain from the grip Blobby had on his nether region. Edmonds signals him to toss Awesome into the dumpster. With force and distance, Mr Blobby shows he has eaten his wheaties, he’s taken the spinach of popeye and mixed it with the juice that gives men all those bulges; Mr Blobby not only throws Awesome but does it with such force that Awesome’s body hits the back of the dumpster on the inside, causing the dumpster to move away from the Crinkly Bottom Boys and into the guardrail.]

“I'm running out of answers

I've lost my head

I pushed all of your buttons and you want me dead

Tossing and turning and blowing smoke

Hope you're ready for revenge

Cause I've had enough”

[El Combatiente kicks out. Lord Dominicus picks him up and hits a quick backbreaker as he quickly races to the ropes as he comes off and connects with a moonsault. He pulls El Combatiente to his feet as he tosses him to the floor. He races into the ropes as he goes flying over the top ropes and catches him with a flying body press. Lord Dominicus pulls him to his feet as he whips him right into the guard rail back first. Lord Dominicus steps back as he measures him as he races in and catches him with a leg lariat as he goes flying into the crowd from the impact.]

"Sink a little lower

Get a little higher

Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'"

[Spike rolls out of that mess, the barbed wire tearing away at his skin. He pulls another table out, this one big enough to fit both his opponents on. He drags it out to the entranceway and then comes back to the barbed wire massacre, dragging first the smaller Dylan, then the bigger Jesse, and dumping them both onto the table. He binds their hands together with barbed wire and then climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Spike looks up as he notes the platform is low enough that he could grab the underside. And he does. He climbs along the underside like monkey bars, grabbing a few fun tools as he goes. He makes it to the edge and swings his legs over, pulling himself onto the top of the platform with all sorts of fun things; the spool of barbed wire, some lighter fluid, and a lighter.



Philips: What on earth is Spike planning?
Magnus: Whatever it is, it's otherworldly... no, it's interdimensional.

Spike starts with the lighter fluid, standing right over Dylan and JJ and pouring out bottle after bottle all over them and the table below. He then pours moreover himself, getting that shizz all over him. He then takes the barbed wire and spins right round, wrapping himself up like a mummy with it.

Magnus: Oh no. I know what this is. Have you heard of BLW?
Philips: No sir, I have not.
Magnus: Then you're in for quite the treat!

Spike manages to cut the end of the barbed wire and picks up the lighter, grinning sadistically. He flicks it on and immediately is engulfed in flames!

Philips: WHAT THE FUCK!?

Spike then turns around, and jumps off!

We get a slow-motion shot of Spike's drop off the cage, flipping off of the weapons platform.

And landing on the table with Dylan and Jesse.

...

And EVERYTHING GOES UP IN FLAMES!!!!!]

"Sink a little lower

Get a little higher

Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'"

[The camera freeze frames on the three hardcore goliaths standing together in the ring, ready for one more round... before the screen shatters like glass and we cut to PRICE's massacre at the SWINGERS PARTY!]

“Save your breath, it's all turning into static

There's no chance you're winning this fight

Kill the lights and let's do a little dancing

I hope you came here ready to die”

[*CRACK*

A steel chair to the back of the head sends the two time champion crumbling to the ground.

Brent Sampson: Oh my god, it’s Price!
Magnus: You gotta say it in all caps, Brent. ITS PRICE! And it’s a violence FOURSOME NOW!!
Brent Sampson: He just took Dylan Black OUT with that steel chair.
Magnus: That’s just one of the many violent things this man can do!

Meanwhile Spike hits a kick to Jesse and he starts trying to hook Jesse up for the Spike Impaler on the apron. He lifts once but Jesse blocks. Spike knees him and then starts to lift the murder lizard off the his feet when suddenly PRICE swings the chair and nails both Spike and Jesse at the same time and both men go tumbling into the mass battle on the floor knocking a few people down. Price climbs the top rope with his chair, shrugs it off and just dives into the mass swinging the chair as he does so and starts taking the rest out.

Brent Sampson: DEAR GOD PRICE IS ON A MURDER SPREE WITH THAT CHAIR. Him being added to the main event of Oh Violent Night just made things that much more violent!]

“You're running out of time and your voice is blown
You've lost all of the power now you've lost your home
I make the decisions I chose my path
I'm sending you to hell and I won't look back”

[We transition to animated gifs of Vodka Fizz and Donzig, both glaring at one another and ready to tear each other to pieces.]

“Sink a little lower
Get a little higher
Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'”

[They fade to Esmerelda von Krauss and "D," who stare each other down with Alyssa Lucchi staring fearfully between them both.]

“Finger on the trigger, scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'”

[BANG! Bros and the Crinkly Bottom Boys stare each other down, Kanyon frothing at the mouth while Blobby snorts some sherbet. Noel and Awesome jaw off behind them!]

“Scream, 'Ready, Aim, Fire!'”

[Lord Dominicus and El Combatiente stare tensely at one another, while Javier looks nervously between them. This is where he has to choose!]

“'Ready, Aim, FIIIIIIIIIRE!'”

[The music fades out with a barbaric barbed wire ring setup with the GUNS logo on the ring apron. We see Jesse Jamester fade in to the center of the picture, his King of Hardcore moniker displays with a static effect on the text. He's wearing his black lizard scale mask, tatted and scarred torso exposed.

PRICE appears to his right, wielding a steel chair and tapping the side of his head ready to play mind games with anyone he meets.

Then the "Messiah of Mayhem" Dylan Black appears to Jesse's left, with his robot arms crunching his knuckles and snarling at Jesse.

Lastly, Spike Kane appears to the right of PRICE, with ‘God of Extreme’ appearing with a static effect underneath him. Holding the X*Crown Championship high into the air. The video captures the eyes of all four men looking directly at the viewer, faces showing the resentment they have for one another, as the XHF logo drops down from the top, and the Xtreme X*Mas - Oh Violent Night banner comes across the screen showing the date of December 28th, 2021 one last time.]