Post by nick on Jan 3, 2022 7:39:30 GMT -5
(Wicked are actually caught exiting a real gym. As if that wasn’t shocking enough, Vile and Vicious are actually laughing! Grace steps away from her new, gleaming white, Porsche Boxster and with a confident grin approaches the duo, mic in hand.)
Grace: Hey, you guys, it’s been a while since you actually gave an interview, so I figured I’d spare Mia and come find you myself. I must say; smiles and laughter – not what I expected.
Vile: Oh, Hi Grace, didn’t expect to see you up and around so early. Hell, I didn’t expect to see you ‘up’ at all. I mean, lying on your back with your legs spread is your more usual position, right?
Grace: (Still smiling): You’ll never know. You can’t afford me. So – why the laughter?
Vicious: Oh, yeah Ha! We just watched Von Kraus’ promo. Awesome.
Vile: Yeah – “Going down like a fat kid on a see saw!” Fucking love it!
Vicious: Damn, I laughed so much my fucking sides ached.
Grace: I see, but you won’t be laughing when you face Cage and Ron Masterson.
Vile You think?
Vicious: It’ll be a laugh.
Vile: Yeah, what the fuck have we got to lose? Cage is totally over-the-hill. He’s a spent force and is just turning up to claim his checks until he wanders off into retirement. Whatever crap he says, he really couldn’t give a shit. He’ll put it on all Masterson.
Vicious: Yeah and Masterson – he’s lost. He’s wandering around, tugging on Cage’s coat and PLEADING to given a fucking personality.
Vile: Honestly, the fans would much rather go to Allegiant stadium and watch the fucking grass grow than listen to Masterson. They all be wiping their fucking brows in relief because WE’RE in the damn match and you know that automatically makes things interesting.
Grace: I thought you didn’t give a crap about winning?
Vicious: Who said anything about ‘winning’? We’re there to have fun. LOTS of fun. And WE have fun, those dumb ass fans have fun too. Come on, who ISN’T going to laugh when they see Cage getting his sorry, sagging, old ass handed to him?
Vile: BUT – it won’t be easy.
Grace: Oh, so you’re recognising the talent that’s arrayed against you? Finally.
Vile: Yeah, it’ll be one HELL of a struggle – Just to stay AWAKE when Masterson walks down to the ring!
Vicious: True, but we now have Von Kraus to thank. We can think of Masterson going DOWN – Like a fat kid on a see saw!
(The pair again start laughing and push past Grace, denying any further option for continuing the interview.)
FIN.
Grace: Hey, you guys, it’s been a while since you actually gave an interview, so I figured I’d spare Mia and come find you myself. I must say; smiles and laughter – not what I expected.
Vile: Oh, Hi Grace, didn’t expect to see you up and around so early. Hell, I didn’t expect to see you ‘up’ at all. I mean, lying on your back with your legs spread is your more usual position, right?
Grace: (Still smiling): You’ll never know. You can’t afford me. So – why the laughter?
Vicious: Oh, yeah Ha! We just watched Von Kraus’ promo. Awesome.
Vile: Yeah – “Going down like a fat kid on a see saw!” Fucking love it!
Vicious: Damn, I laughed so much my fucking sides ached.
Grace: I see, but you won’t be laughing when you face Cage and Ron Masterson.
Vile You think?
Vicious: It’ll be a laugh.
Vile: Yeah, what the fuck have we got to lose? Cage is totally over-the-hill. He’s a spent force and is just turning up to claim his checks until he wanders off into retirement. Whatever crap he says, he really couldn’t give a shit. He’ll put it on all Masterson.
Vicious: Yeah and Masterson – he’s lost. He’s wandering around, tugging on Cage’s coat and PLEADING to given a fucking personality.
Vile: Honestly, the fans would much rather go to Allegiant stadium and watch the fucking grass grow than listen to Masterson. They all be wiping their fucking brows in relief because WE’RE in the damn match and you know that automatically makes things interesting.
Grace: I thought you didn’t give a crap about winning?
Vicious: Who said anything about ‘winning’? We’re there to have fun. LOTS of fun. And WE have fun, those dumb ass fans have fun too. Come on, who ISN’T going to laugh when they see Cage getting his sorry, sagging, old ass handed to him?
Vile: BUT – it won’t be easy.
Grace: Oh, so you’re recognising the talent that’s arrayed against you? Finally.
Vile: Yeah, it’ll be one HELL of a struggle – Just to stay AWAKE when Masterson walks down to the ring!
Vicious: True, but we now have Von Kraus to thank. We can think of Masterson going DOWN – Like a fat kid on a see saw!
(The pair again start laughing and push past Grace, denying any further option for continuing the interview.)
FIN.