Post by davidberg47 on Jan 3, 2022 12:23:09 GMT -5
David Berg is sitting drenched in sweat at the local gym owned by Harold Rosenstein. The young Israeli combatant has had his ups and downs in the world of professional wrestling. This is not what he expected. The competitors are tough. Relentless. Will do whatever it takes to win. Berg knows one thing for sure. He has a lot to learn. He spent New Years away from his home for the first time in his life. The sunny beaches of Florida are warm but he does miss his homeland. The 6’3 combatant stands up and wipes the sweat off his left brow. His muscles ripple with pain and pleasure. His lungs are breathing normally. He looks up and notices a middle aged woman walking toward him. Her hair is in a bun and she is wearing a light blue summer dress. Her light blue rimmed glasses match her dress. She carries a black pocketbook and her height is exacerbated by her high heel white shoes.
*Woman: Mr. Berg?
Berg: Yes?
*Woman: My name is Alona Stein and I am here from Management.
Berg: You are what?
Stein: Mr. Berg, I am here on a mission of mercy.
Berg: Mercy?
Stein: Mercy. You have been sent to the US to spread the message for Israel. Not to send the message of you whining about your misgivings. While the videos of you working out are quite enjoyable, especially for our female fans it is not exactly what is needed for you to thrive. So I am here to assist with that.
Berg: You are what?
Stein: Are you a parrot, Mr. Berg?
Berg: A parrot? No.
Stein: Then why the heck do you keep repeating yourself?!
Berg: I am sorry, you are who and you’re here why?
Stein: Mr. Berg, I am Alona Stein. I am an attorney. I am an Israeli like yourself but I went to school in America. UCLA undergrad and Harvard Law School. So yeah, I am very smart and I am an excellent orator.
Berg: Outstanding!
Stein: There will be some changes made.
Berg: Changes?
Stein: Yes, changes. We will meet twice a week to work on your image. I must say, you are a very handsome young man.
Berg: Thank you?
[Stein walks around and caresses and pokes Berg]
Stein: Definitely a hunk I would even say.
Berg: This is who Management sent?
Stein: QUIET! Mr. Berg, I am the best at what I do and my project is to elevate your status. And from what I can see we have a lot of clay to mold.
Berg: This cannot be happening. Are there hidden cameras?
Harold Rosenstein slowly saunters down the stairs and greets Berg.
Rosenstein: Ms. Stein, how are you?
Berg: You know her?
Stein: I am not a “her” Mr. Berg, I am Ms. Stein.
Rosenstein: Looks like Israel sent in the big gun.
Berg: This is unbelievable.
Rosenstein: This is good, young man. It means they believe in you.
Stein: We will see about that. Now Mr. Berg, your in ring abilities are unquestioned and I agree that experience is what you lack. You have adequately gotten over but now we need to work on your mic skills.
Berg: My mic skills?
Stein: Yes, yes. You are facing that psycho tramp, Isabella Von Krauss are you not?
Berg: I am.
Stein: And you want to win, do you not?
Berg: Of course
Stein: Then start acting how you look
Berg: Are you hitting on me?
Stein: How old are you Mr. Berg?
Berg: I am
Stein: 22…I know everything there is to know about you. I am older shall we say and while I may say some things, it doesn’t mean I am flirting. Or does it? See I keep you in suspense. Soon you will learn to speak for yourself but for now you will listen and learn.
Berg: Hey, look, I can speak for myself.
Stein: Maybe. But for now sit and learn.
Berg: You know Ms. Stein sometime it pays to speak softly but to carry a big stick
Stein: Mr. Berg, are you discussing your attributes…hmmm….
[Stein slowly caresses Berg’s sweaty chest]
Stein: Now please observe.
Berg: I said I can..
Stein: Ms. Von Krauss, I must say your little tough bitch act didn’t impress anyone. Look at me I am a pscyho rich chick who hangs out with midget clowns. Ms. Von Krauss you believe yourself to be a badass, a bully, a great fighter. Well wait until you get in the ring with the Hebrew Hammer. A 6’3, 235 pound walking perfect weapon.
[Stein slowly walks around Berg, caressing his shoulders, chest and legs]
Stein: His fists are like hammers, his knees are like wrecking balls, his elbows are like pick axes and his feet are like baseball bats. He is the epitome of destruction. The epitome of our people. His bloodline is that of warriors. His mind, body and soul will be dedicated to kicking your ass you whore. You cooze. You harlot! You and your little circus are in for a major ass kicking at the hands of the Hebrew Hammer. David Berg.
He will stomp your face and your horrible attitude straight into the mat and beat that arrogance right out of you!
Berg (smirks): So this what it has become
Stein: Exactly. No more Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Berg. We will rebuild you with an attitude to match your appearance. You will be the greatest to ever enter the sport.
Berg: Ms. Stein, there isn’t a fast forward button for success. I am going to have to take my lumps. I will say this. Ms. Von Krauss is ignorant. She mocks the Israeli / Palestinian conflict. How ignorant. Even high school drop outs understand that Palestinians are uneducated terrorists who don’t even have modern toilets. She expects us to believe she is so tough when she has to rent an entire floor of a hotel as to avoid people and then beat up and emasculate some prop. Come on man, this isn’t my first rodeo as they say in Texas.
I am curious how Izzy responds when her opponent strikes back. As you know Ms. Stein in Israel women serve in the military just like the men. They can fight as well as any man. I have no reservations when it comes to kicking the head of little spoiled psycho Izzy and I will toss her clowns in the trash where they belong.
You are right about one aspect, Ms. Stein, I have been much too nice. That ends and ends now. 2022 is a new year and the Hebrew Hammer will not embarrass myself or my people by losing to a psychotic megalomaniac like Izzy. She picked the wrong opponent to try to intimidate. I have lived through evil people trying to shoot, stab and blow me up simply for being a Jew. I am hardly intimidated by a spoiled brat rich kid.
[Berg grabs a towel and heads for the showers as Ms. Stein looks on evilly and gleefully]