Robinson Family Bongs

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[Jumbo and Jett Robinson sit in their new living room, on their brand new couch, surrounded by opened and empty snacks. On the table in front of them

are two bongs, neon green with a long tube to smoke from.]



Jett: "Have you ever done this before?"



Jumbo: "Nope."



Jett: "What do you think it's like?"



Jumbo: "What's what like?"



[Their older brother Junior rolls his way into the living room. He looks at the table and then at his two brothers and...]



Junior: (Laughs hysterically)



Jumbo & Jett: "What?"



Junior: "Well, it's legal here. Dad would put both of you in a d'arce choke. Go on and have at it!"



Jett: "What you fail to see, 'Jun, is that WE are trying to get into the minds of our competitors."



Junior: "Wait what?"



Jett: "What?"



[Junior looks quizzically at his two brothers for a moment and then...]



Junior: (Laughs hysterically)



Jumbo & Jett: "What?"



Junior: "You thought because their name is THC that they smoke weed?"



Jumbo: "Yeah..."



Junior: "Well, it's a good guess, but that's not what it stands for."



Jumbo: "What does it stand for?"



Junior: "It doesn't matter... do you REALLY want to know how to get into the minds of THC?"



Jett: "Yeah!"



Junior: "Look at yourselves. Look inside yourselves. Look in the mirror."



Jumbo: "Speak english, 'Jun!"



Junior: "Think about it. Like both of you, THC comes from a wrestling family. Like both of you, THC comes from a high athletic pedigree.

Like both of you, THC are siblings. Do you understand me?"



[Jumbo and Jett look at each other.]



Junior: "Ask yourselves what it would be like facing a mirror version of yourselves and then train accordingly."



Jett: "Wow, I've never thought of that before, brother."



Junior: "Now move out of the way... I'm going first. Oldest brother takes priority!"



[Junior takes the lighter as the scene fades out.]