2021 End of Year Awards (Mafia)
Jan 20, 2022 2:33:21 GMT -5
Mongo the Destroyer, Venom 🕷, and 2 more like this
Post by Dave D-Flipz on Jan 20, 2022 2:33:21 GMT -5
So I'm gonna do these semi-in character ... so feel free to join in as a character you've played that fits your award!
*The crowd at the XHF Awards is in a hush. A podium stands on a stage and the banners are all over the place. One has an ocarina, another a poke ball, another a dragon medallion, another a black bat symbol, etc etc. Onto the stage steps a tall man with long black hair, pointy in all the weirdest places. Over his head is ... a halo? A tail emerges and wraps around his waist as he steps to the podium*
"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Pintur. I am a Saiyan outcast who fought for justice. You may have last seen me ... well ... getting a hole blasted through my chest by some unscrupulous warriors. But I have been given a chance to come here to [REDACTED] ... *he shakes his head* to Earth ... for the XHF Network to present the awards for this thing they call mafia. Apparently I was a part of one of the more recent games. Like some perverse Mojoverse where you all watch our pain and triumphs."
*He looks out at the crowd as they all cheer raucously.*
"Fortuneteller Baba gave me 24 hours as a favor to a ... Mongo the Destroyer ... apparently even she was not immune to his ability to spin a contract in his favor. So without further ado let's get to the awards."
*He looks up at a screen where the title "BEST SCUM HUNTER" appears on screen*
"This award is for the person who was the most efficient scum hunter of all, a true town hero for people to aspire to. The nominees are: Kuroi ... Dave D-Flipz ... Caffrey ... Mosler ... Scorps ... Reck ... and H2F. All of these people make the bad guys quiver in their boots. In third place ... a tie ... between Mosler and Scorps!"
*Raucous applause as the fans really like these people, Pintur has no idea who they are.*
"In second place ... Reck!"
*More applause and hooting and hollering.*
"And the winner ... is ... "
"Dave D-Flipz"
*Pintur waits for someone to stand. Nobody moves. He becomes annoyed.*
"Does anybody know where this fellow is?"
*A stage hand comes out to whisper something in his ear.*
"Me? Wait ... are you saying some person was responsible for me? What the fuck man? He's so great and I got merc'd night one? ... Fine fine Speech yes."
*AHEM*
"Thank you one and all, it is pretty cool that you all think so highly of my ability to consistently catch h2f, Mongo, and Caffrey - because of course it's them. It's usually them. I have a ton of fun playing this game and I love the ideas you all give me to work with. It's a testament to my own anal retentivity that I manage to catch onto people and help win the game. Here's to many more victories!"
*Ahem*
"Ok ok with that odd meta moment out of the way ..."
*He fires a ki blast which forms into a shark cage and restrains a shirtless man trying to get people to observe his nipples.*
"NONE OF THAT!"
*Ahem*
"The next award is the XHF Kingpin award, given to the best scum player. This person is adept at spinning a yarn, hiding in plain sight ... and being a ruthless murdering douchecanoe."
*The screen shows up as "XHF KINGPIN"*
"The nominees for this next award are: Dave D-Flipz ... again? What the ... Ahem ... Mongo the Destroyer .... well that sounds conspiratorial, the owner of the place ... Caffrey, Kuroi, Scorps, Rob Arnold, and Mosler."
*He turns to the crowd and opens the envelope.*
"In third place is another tie between Dave D-Flipz and Scorps!"
*More cheers from the crowd.*
"In second place is the always scummy ... Kuroi. I hear he is the reason I am here ... and dead. Woulda been nice to have some dragonballs right about now ... Leave my corpse to turn into a giant monkey ..."
*The stage hand gives him the GET ON WITH IT motion with his hands.*
"Right right. The winner of the scum of the year is ...
mosler . Sir would you please take on the persona of one of your scummy forms and come accept this trophy which is shaped like a golden dildo?"
*The crowd at the XHF Awards is in a hush. A podium stands on a stage and the banners are all over the place. One has an ocarina, another a poke ball, another a dragon medallion, another a black bat symbol, etc etc. Onto the stage steps a tall man with long black hair, pointy in all the weirdest places. Over his head is ... a halo? A tail emerges and wraps around his waist as he steps to the podium*
"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Pintur. I am a Saiyan outcast who fought for justice. You may have last seen me ... well ... getting a hole blasted through my chest by some unscrupulous warriors. But I have been given a chance to come here to [REDACTED] ... *he shakes his head* to Earth ... for the XHF Network to present the awards for this thing they call mafia. Apparently I was a part of one of the more recent games. Like some perverse Mojoverse where you all watch our pain and triumphs."
*He looks out at the crowd as they all cheer raucously.*
"Fortuneteller Baba gave me 24 hours as a favor to a ... Mongo the Destroyer ... apparently even she was not immune to his ability to spin a contract in his favor. So without further ado let's get to the awards."
*He looks up at a screen where the title "BEST SCUM HUNTER" appears on screen*
"This award is for the person who was the most efficient scum hunter of all, a true town hero for people to aspire to. The nominees are: Kuroi ... Dave D-Flipz ... Caffrey ... Mosler ... Scorps ... Reck ... and H2F. All of these people make the bad guys quiver in their boots. In third place ... a tie ... between Mosler and Scorps!"
*Raucous applause as the fans really like these people, Pintur has no idea who they are.*
"In second place ... Reck!"
*More applause and hooting and hollering.*
"And the winner ... is ... "
"Dave D-Flipz"
*Pintur waits for someone to stand. Nobody moves. He becomes annoyed.*
"Does anybody know where this fellow is?"
*A stage hand comes out to whisper something in his ear.*
"Me? Wait ... are you saying some person was responsible for me? What the fuck man? He's so great and I got merc'd night one? ... Fine fine Speech yes."
*AHEM*
"Thank you one and all, it is pretty cool that you all think so highly of my ability to consistently catch h2f, Mongo, and Caffrey - because of course it's them. It's usually them. I have a ton of fun playing this game and I love the ideas you all give me to work with. It's a testament to my own anal retentivity that I manage to catch onto people and help win the game. Here's to many more victories!"
*Ahem*
"Ok ok with that odd meta moment out of the way ..."
*He fires a ki blast which forms into a shark cage and restrains a shirtless man trying to get people to observe his nipples.*
"NONE OF THAT!"
*Ahem*
"The next award is the XHF Kingpin award, given to the best scum player. This person is adept at spinning a yarn, hiding in plain sight ... and being a ruthless murdering douchecanoe."
*The screen shows up as "XHF KINGPIN"*
"The nominees for this next award are: Dave D-Flipz ... again? What the ... Ahem ... Mongo the Destroyer .... well that sounds conspiratorial, the owner of the place ... Caffrey, Kuroi, Scorps, Rob Arnold, and Mosler."
*He turns to the crowd and opens the envelope.*
"In third place is another tie between Dave D-Flipz and Scorps!"
*More cheers from the crowd.*
"In second place is the always scummy ... Kuroi. I hear he is the reason I am here ... and dead. Woulda been nice to have some dragonballs right about now ... Leave my corpse to turn into a giant monkey ..."
*The stage hand gives him the GET ON WITH IT motion with his hands.*
"Right right. The winner of the scum of the year is ...
mosler . Sir would you please take on the persona of one of your scummy forms and come accept this trophy which is shaped like a golden dildo?"