Post by nick on Jan 20, 2022 6:59:26 GMT -5
Summer “Pixilicious” Pyke, is in her apartment: her thoroughly checked and camera free apartment (excepting the one recording this). With her are her Bestie, Larissa “Larry” Rodriguez and the ever glamorous Grace along with cameraman, Martin.
Grace: So, how does it feel to be Sin City Champion?
Pixi: Great! You know I grew up here in Vegas; so this is extra special for me.
Larry: Ta-Daaaa! (She lefts up the belt and presents it boldly in front of the camera.)
Grace: I’m glad that you’re enjoying it, because you’ve made things – let’s say -challenging with the addition of a mystery wrestler. Triple Threat’s are ALWAYS risky. You don’t even need to be pinned to lose.
Pixi: Yes, that makes it all the more exciting. Both for me and the fans. You see, I wanted to make this belt special. I wanted to DO something rather than simply going through the usual, predictable channels. You know the sort of thing: shout and scream and tell everyone how DEADLY you are. No, I’m not going to do that. What I AM going to do though is SHOW people.
Grace: Yes, there’s been a lot of ‘showing’ hasn’t there? And it’s been very well received. If Jester Lebeau’s numbers are to be believed, you’re quite the internet sensation.
Pixi: Not THAT kind of showing. I’m going to physically demonstrate – in the ring – just what it takes to make the Sin City belt truly special.
Grace: Oh, I don’t think that Jester minds WHERE you ‘demonstrate’, just so long as he can get the pictures.
Pixi: That’s not what I meant, Grace and you know it.
Grace: Sorry, I couldn’t resist. They were great pictures though.
Pixi: You’ve seen them?!
Grace: Of course. And I have to say, I am super impressed with your flexibility.
Pixi: Ugh. Is there anyone who hasn’t seen those pictures?
Larry: Yeah, my little brother and ….no wait, I think I overheard his friend mentioning something about contortionists the other day.
Pixi: Well, I’m NOT going to let it distract me. After all, I’ve performed topless in the past – in a show, I mean – Not a wrestling show – when I was dancing.
Grace: In fairness you have wrestled practically naked and it’s not like there’s a great deal to your regular wrestling gear. You do wear less than anyone else. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a good look – on YOU. You’re UPW’s sex symbol, so you’ll get all the other shit that comes with that. Look on the bright side; there are NEW, Pretty Young Things coming in. Maybe they’ll take some of the heat off you.
Larry: OR, maybe they’ll be totally jealous and come after you. It’s a good thing I’m not wrestling any more or they’d deffo be after me! You know, on account of the fact that I’m prettier than all of you.
Grace: Of course you are, Dear.
Pixi: hey, I thought you were here to talk about me being the Sin City Champion?
Grace: Yes, for sure, but it’s always good to get some background. The fans love all that. So, why aren’t you dating anyone, Summer? Are you holding out for the older man, hmm? Or is it that you and Larry here are an item?
Larry: Hey! I’m engaged. To a man.
Pixi: And I’m not answering that. It’s got NOTHING to do with how I fight or the drama that I bring to the ring. I’ve improved: a lot. I’m faster, more agile, tougher and WAY more flexible than anyone else in UPW. My style of fighting is different from everyone else’s. Yes, I can be technical – to a point, but that’s not my speciality. You couple my speed with Dim Mak and you’ve got a deadly combination. I soften them up with my high flying moves and then go for the kill with the nerve strikes. It’s the Wardancer way. It’s symptomatic of Vegas. People come here for the fantasy, for the excitement, to forget reality. So what better than to be enthralled by the daring; both sexy and martial of the World’s Greatest P
Pixie?
Larry: When you put like that, even I’M sold!
Grace: That’s an excellent point. Now, what do you say to some additional shots? Maybe a tasteful, arty shot of you naked up against the window? Back to the camera of course. Or say, if you and Larry share a tender kiss. That would go down a storm.
Pixi: Oh sure, we can do all that.
Grace: Really?
Pixi: No! Now get out. I’ve had enough of this nonsense.
Larry: Yeah, Grace, that was a bit low. I think that your previous job is colouring your viewpoint just a little bit TOO MUCH.
(Pixi stands and sweetly escorts both cameraman and Grace to the door.)
Pixi: I know that you’ve got a job to do, Grace, but really?
Grace: Remember, Summer, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. I’ll catch you two around.
FIN.
Grace: So, how does it feel to be Sin City Champion?
Pixi: Great! You know I grew up here in Vegas; so this is extra special for me.
Larry: Ta-Daaaa! (She lefts up the belt and presents it boldly in front of the camera.)
Grace: I’m glad that you’re enjoying it, because you’ve made things – let’s say -challenging with the addition of a mystery wrestler. Triple Threat’s are ALWAYS risky. You don’t even need to be pinned to lose.
Pixi: Yes, that makes it all the more exciting. Both for me and the fans. You see, I wanted to make this belt special. I wanted to DO something rather than simply going through the usual, predictable channels. You know the sort of thing: shout and scream and tell everyone how DEADLY you are. No, I’m not going to do that. What I AM going to do though is SHOW people.
Grace: Yes, there’s been a lot of ‘showing’ hasn’t there? And it’s been very well received. If Jester Lebeau’s numbers are to be believed, you’re quite the internet sensation.
Pixi: Not THAT kind of showing. I’m going to physically demonstrate – in the ring – just what it takes to make the Sin City belt truly special.
Grace: Oh, I don’t think that Jester minds WHERE you ‘demonstrate’, just so long as he can get the pictures.
Pixi: That’s not what I meant, Grace and you know it.
Grace: Sorry, I couldn’t resist. They were great pictures though.
Pixi: You’ve seen them?!
Grace: Of course. And I have to say, I am super impressed with your flexibility.
Pixi: Ugh. Is there anyone who hasn’t seen those pictures?
Larry: Yeah, my little brother and ….no wait, I think I overheard his friend mentioning something about contortionists the other day.
Pixi: Well, I’m NOT going to let it distract me. After all, I’ve performed topless in the past – in a show, I mean – Not a wrestling show – when I was dancing.
Grace: In fairness you have wrestled practically naked and it’s not like there’s a great deal to your regular wrestling gear. You do wear less than anyone else. Don’t get me wrong; it’s a good look – on YOU. You’re UPW’s sex symbol, so you’ll get all the other shit that comes with that. Look on the bright side; there are NEW, Pretty Young Things coming in. Maybe they’ll take some of the heat off you.
Larry: OR, maybe they’ll be totally jealous and come after you. It’s a good thing I’m not wrestling any more or they’d deffo be after me! You know, on account of the fact that I’m prettier than all of you.
Grace: Of course you are, Dear.
Pixi: hey, I thought you were here to talk about me being the Sin City Champion?
Grace: Yes, for sure, but it’s always good to get some background. The fans love all that. So, why aren’t you dating anyone, Summer? Are you holding out for the older man, hmm? Or is it that you and Larry here are an item?
Larry: Hey! I’m engaged. To a man.
Pixi: And I’m not answering that. It’s got NOTHING to do with how I fight or the drama that I bring to the ring. I’ve improved: a lot. I’m faster, more agile, tougher and WAY more flexible than anyone else in UPW. My style of fighting is different from everyone else’s. Yes, I can be technical – to a point, but that’s not my speciality. You couple my speed with Dim Mak and you’ve got a deadly combination. I soften them up with my high flying moves and then go for the kill with the nerve strikes. It’s the Wardancer way. It’s symptomatic of Vegas. People come here for the fantasy, for the excitement, to forget reality. So what better than to be enthralled by the daring; both sexy and martial of the World’s Greatest P
Pixie?
Larry: When you put like that, even I’M sold!
Grace: That’s an excellent point. Now, what do you say to some additional shots? Maybe a tasteful, arty shot of you naked up against the window? Back to the camera of course. Or say, if you and Larry share a tender kiss. That would go down a storm.
Pixi: Oh sure, we can do all that.
Grace: Really?
Pixi: No! Now get out. I’ve had enough of this nonsense.
Larry: Yeah, Grace, that was a bit low. I think that your previous job is colouring your viewpoint just a little bit TOO MUCH.
(Pixi stands and sweetly escorts both cameraman and Grace to the door.)
Pixi: I know that you’ve got a job to do, Grace, but really?
Grace: Remember, Summer, there’s no such thing as bad publicity. I’ll catch you two around.
FIN.