Post by Maddox and Candy on Jan 23, 2022 2:59:27 GMT -5
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(Scene opens inside a very chic doctors office where everything is a solid grey and black with some touches of gold throughout the room. Maddox is sat on the black leather hospital bed in the room, Candy sat on a black sitting chair and the doctor across from them looking at the chart)
DOCTOR DISPIRITO: Well Maddox, everything looks just fine to me. We just wanted to make sure that we got all of the correct scans done so we could make sure there was no internal bleeding or hemorrhaging or anything that could be detrimental. Getting tazed like that in the head could have been very dangerous.
MADDOX: You're telling me. Where the FUCK does Madame Wu find these idiots? Do we just people from homeless shelters now? Anyone can be a wrestler these days?
(Candy rolls her eyes)
DOCTOR D: Bright side my friend, you're fine.
MADDOX: I know I'm fine Zach.
(He laughs)
MADDOX: Point is...we're wrestling clowns these days.
CANDY: Correct. Why are we being subjected to this? It's like Chad 2.0 all over again. Except Chad was less harmless.
MADDOX: Chad was Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs but he just wanted to get back and take care of his family on The Sims. He's not over here walking around with a hard on at the thought of tazing someone. Im sure Butch is having wet dreams every night thinking about It.
CANDY: You're hot. Imagine the thought of you laying there....your hair being all fried and frizzled as you lay there like sizzling bacon...I mean...I can see the appeal.
(Maddox shakes his head in disgust but slightly laughing)
MADDOX: You're morbid. Maybe you two can be friends.
CANDY: We're not gonna go THAT far.
MADDOX: I thought so.
DOCTOR D: Anyways Maddox, I'm gonna go finish up some paperwork. Get you the clear for Friday Night Free For All and we'll get you on the way.
MADDOX: Fabulous.
(Doctor DiSpirito gets up from the chair and heads out of the room)
MADDOX: He's so hot right?
CANDY: I can't believe you guys use to date.
MADDOX: USE TO. Years ago, while he's in school. Now he's all established and married.
CANDY: Missed out.
MADDOX: Who?
(Maddox shoots her a disapproving look with his lips pursed and eyes widened)
CANDY: Him...duh.
MADDOX: I thought so.
(They both laugh together)
MADDOX: Listen, what we need to be focused on is this #1 Contenders match for the Tag Team championships.
CANDY: Agreed, agreed. We got the clearance on the medical side, now we can just focus on the rest while we wait the rest of the week.
MADDOX: I would of wrestled that match with or without clearance.
CANDY: Ehhhh...I don't think thats how It works.
MADDOX: Anyways.
CANDY: Junior Robinson is the fucking sweetest.
MADDOX: Isn't he though? Like, can we get HIM on our PR team?
(They chuckle)
MADDOX: The letter to Madame Wu was quite on point. HOW AND WHY are those two looney toons getting the opportunity to EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS contenders for the Tag Team titles. You can nearly fry someones brain and get rewarded for It. Junior is LITERALLY telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Rupaul.
CANDY: Besides you and I, no one has spoke truer words here.
MADDOX: But we know how that goes when It comes to you and I. We provide entertainment, we provide stars, we provide beauty, we provide the fans filling the seats....and you wanna know what we get? BUTCH Ragsdale and slobbery DeHaven.
CANDY: Management could give two shits less about you and I. We're just here to them.
MADDOX: To the fans we are not though. Could give a shit less about what management thinks about you and I. We have reputations to live up to and our fans expect us to show up regardless of who we are up against.
CANDY: It's nothing new to me. I've been in this business for a very long time and a lot of places truly never let me shine and earn my spot in greatness and I'll never know why. But It is what It is. I can handle there and I can handle It anywhere else.
MADDOX: Listen, Butch could bring any toy he wants to the playground but now we are aware of how dirty he plays and how dirty he intends to try and play. Not only that, but the Robinsons are very aware and intend on not letting that happen I'm sure. ALSO, we have pocket rocket Junior Robinson on our side. So, It doesn't get better then that.
CANDY: Correct, we're smart bitches. We dont let the same trick get by us twice. Bring the taser my boy. I'll bring the fists. You'll catch these hands sooner then you can grab your TV dinner out of the microwave.
MADDOX: 1,2, step baby boy. That's all It takes for me to lay you on your ass. That's on point blank period.
(He pauses)
MADDOX: DeHaven on the other hand, even though he's covered in his own drool, he's a more then capable wrestler. Those two will never work and if they get the opportunity to challenge for the Tag Team championships, the wrestling gods have truly failed us.
CANDY: As for the Robinsons....
MADDOX: They are family. They know each other like the back of their hands, just like you and I do. We're not blood linked but we're linked in every other way. So, we match them on that level. There's a big boy on their team, but you got a big boy on your team...
CANDY: Umm...not as big as him...
MADDOX: In height maybe...but in spirit, speed and tenacity, yeah, I got him beat.
CANDY: Touche'.
MADDOX: They are an up and coming team. They have a lot to prove, as do we. They are family, we are family. But we have most is experience.
CANDY: Experience doesn't always win my love.
MADDOX: No shit sherlock. I'm just saying.
CANDY: But we don't want that to blind us.
MADDOX: Yes, yes, I know. It won't. We are a well oiled machine. We got this is all I'm saying.
CANDY: Yes, yes we do. It's our moment to get a chance to face those morons and run away with their gold. Rated M CANNOT be holding onto those championships on top of Kid Diaz having the Openweight Championship as well. Nope.
MADDOX: Haus of Salvaje is more then capable to do that and we will. We just need to win this match. We've been fooled once by the looney toons and now we're on defense while playing offense well. We got The Robinsons in front of us but baby, this is just another day in the office.
CANDY: A difficult day in the office.
MADDOX: It's always difficult but we find pleasure in It being difficult. The crazy thing is....we love high stakes and adrenaline pumping fun. Butch bringing a taser to the match was...exciting...if only he didn't go for my head. If It were anywhere else, we might be talking about a different narrative here. We love inflicting pain on our enemies and our opponents. We love to see blood. We love to fly off a ring post and watch heads roll. So, you've done nothing but excite the beast now that I know I won't have brain damage..ya fucking idiot.
CANDY: And thank god..I'm not trying to wipe your slobber off like he has to do with DeHaven.
MADDOX: Oh god, I wouldn't want that either.
CANDY: You know what else we have to do?
MADDOX: Make a bet yeah?
CANDY: Correct.
MADDOX: Well, we're down...so....do we go with the surest bet for a solid chunk of money?
CANDY: I mean...if you want....
MADDOX: I mean, what else do we have to lose?
CANDY: Truth.
MADDOX: Let's do $200 on Pixi?
CANDY: I think she can pull that off. For sure.
MADDOX: Alright, well, lets do It then.
CANDY: Hopefully our girl pulls through.
MADDOX: I have full faith in her.
CANDY: Alright, lets head out to the front and see if they are done with the paperwork.
MADDOX: Okay. Lets!
(Maddox and Candy grab their belongings and head out of the room and head to the waiting room out front)
[[ FADE TO BLACK ]]
(Scene opens inside a very chic doctors office where everything is a solid grey and black with some touches of gold throughout the room. Maddox is sat on the black leather hospital bed in the room, Candy sat on a black sitting chair and the doctor across from them looking at the chart)
DOCTOR DISPIRITO: Well Maddox, everything looks just fine to me. We just wanted to make sure that we got all of the correct scans done so we could make sure there was no internal bleeding or hemorrhaging or anything that could be detrimental. Getting tazed like that in the head could have been very dangerous.
MADDOX: You're telling me. Where the FUCK does Madame Wu find these idiots? Do we just people from homeless shelters now? Anyone can be a wrestler these days?
(Candy rolls her eyes)
DOCTOR D: Bright side my friend, you're fine.
MADDOX: I know I'm fine Zach.
(He laughs)
MADDOX: Point is...we're wrestling clowns these days.
CANDY: Correct. Why are we being subjected to this? It's like Chad 2.0 all over again. Except Chad was less harmless.
MADDOX: Chad was Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs but he just wanted to get back and take care of his family on The Sims. He's not over here walking around with a hard on at the thought of tazing someone. Im sure Butch is having wet dreams every night thinking about It.
CANDY: You're hot. Imagine the thought of you laying there....your hair being all fried and frizzled as you lay there like sizzling bacon...I mean...I can see the appeal.
(Maddox shakes his head in disgust but slightly laughing)
MADDOX: You're morbid. Maybe you two can be friends.
CANDY: We're not gonna go THAT far.
MADDOX: I thought so.
DOCTOR D: Anyways Maddox, I'm gonna go finish up some paperwork. Get you the clear for Friday Night Free For All and we'll get you on the way.
MADDOX: Fabulous.
(Doctor DiSpirito gets up from the chair and heads out of the room)
MADDOX: He's so hot right?
CANDY: I can't believe you guys use to date.
MADDOX: USE TO. Years ago, while he's in school. Now he's all established and married.
CANDY: Missed out.
MADDOX: Who?
(Maddox shoots her a disapproving look with his lips pursed and eyes widened)
CANDY: Him...duh.
MADDOX: I thought so.
(They both laugh together)
MADDOX: Listen, what we need to be focused on is this #1 Contenders match for the Tag Team championships.
CANDY: Agreed, agreed. We got the clearance on the medical side, now we can just focus on the rest while we wait the rest of the week.
MADDOX: I would of wrestled that match with or without clearance.
CANDY: Ehhhh...I don't think thats how It works.
MADDOX: Anyways.
CANDY: Junior Robinson is the fucking sweetest.
MADDOX: Isn't he though? Like, can we get HIM on our PR team?
(They chuckle)
MADDOX: The letter to Madame Wu was quite on point. HOW AND WHY are those two looney toons getting the opportunity to EVEN BE CONSIDERED AS contenders for the Tag Team titles. You can nearly fry someones brain and get rewarded for It. Junior is LITERALLY telling the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help Rupaul.
CANDY: Besides you and I, no one has spoke truer words here.
MADDOX: But we know how that goes when It comes to you and I. We provide entertainment, we provide stars, we provide beauty, we provide the fans filling the seats....and you wanna know what we get? BUTCH Ragsdale and slobbery DeHaven.
CANDY: Management could give two shits less about you and I. We're just here to them.
MADDOX: To the fans we are not though. Could give a shit less about what management thinks about you and I. We have reputations to live up to and our fans expect us to show up regardless of who we are up against.
CANDY: It's nothing new to me. I've been in this business for a very long time and a lot of places truly never let me shine and earn my spot in greatness and I'll never know why. But It is what It is. I can handle there and I can handle It anywhere else.
MADDOX: Listen, Butch could bring any toy he wants to the playground but now we are aware of how dirty he plays and how dirty he intends to try and play. Not only that, but the Robinsons are very aware and intend on not letting that happen I'm sure. ALSO, we have pocket rocket Junior Robinson on our side. So, It doesn't get better then that.
CANDY: Correct, we're smart bitches. We dont let the same trick get by us twice. Bring the taser my boy. I'll bring the fists. You'll catch these hands sooner then you can grab your TV dinner out of the microwave.
MADDOX: 1,2, step baby boy. That's all It takes for me to lay you on your ass. That's on point blank period.
(He pauses)
MADDOX: DeHaven on the other hand, even though he's covered in his own drool, he's a more then capable wrestler. Those two will never work and if they get the opportunity to challenge for the Tag Team championships, the wrestling gods have truly failed us.
CANDY: As for the Robinsons....
MADDOX: They are family. They know each other like the back of their hands, just like you and I do. We're not blood linked but we're linked in every other way. So, we match them on that level. There's a big boy on their team, but you got a big boy on your team...
CANDY: Umm...not as big as him...
MADDOX: In height maybe...but in spirit, speed and tenacity, yeah, I got him beat.
CANDY: Touche'.
MADDOX: They are an up and coming team. They have a lot to prove, as do we. They are family, we are family. But we have most is experience.
CANDY: Experience doesn't always win my love.
MADDOX: No shit sherlock. I'm just saying.
CANDY: But we don't want that to blind us.
MADDOX: Yes, yes, I know. It won't. We are a well oiled machine. We got this is all I'm saying.
CANDY: Yes, yes we do. It's our moment to get a chance to face those morons and run away with their gold. Rated M CANNOT be holding onto those championships on top of Kid Diaz having the Openweight Championship as well. Nope.
MADDOX: Haus of Salvaje is more then capable to do that and we will. We just need to win this match. We've been fooled once by the looney toons and now we're on defense while playing offense well. We got The Robinsons in front of us but baby, this is just another day in the office.
CANDY: A difficult day in the office.
MADDOX: It's always difficult but we find pleasure in It being difficult. The crazy thing is....we love high stakes and adrenaline pumping fun. Butch bringing a taser to the match was...exciting...if only he didn't go for my head. If It were anywhere else, we might be talking about a different narrative here. We love inflicting pain on our enemies and our opponents. We love to see blood. We love to fly off a ring post and watch heads roll. So, you've done nothing but excite the beast now that I know I won't have brain damage..ya fucking idiot.
CANDY: And thank god..I'm not trying to wipe your slobber off like he has to do with DeHaven.
MADDOX: Oh god, I wouldn't want that either.
CANDY: You know what else we have to do?
MADDOX: Make a bet yeah?
CANDY: Correct.
MADDOX: Well, we're down...so....do we go with the surest bet for a solid chunk of money?
CANDY: I mean...if you want....
MADDOX: I mean, what else do we have to lose?
CANDY: Truth.
MADDOX: Let's do $200 on Pixi?
CANDY: I think she can pull that off. For sure.
MADDOX: Alright, well, lets do It then.
CANDY: Hopefully our girl pulls through.
MADDOX: I have full faith in her.
CANDY: Alright, lets head out to the front and see if they are done with the paperwork.
MADDOX: Okay. Lets!
(Maddox and Candy grab their belongings and head out of the room and head to the waiting room out front)
[[ FADE TO BLACK ]]
