Kira Izumi
J-ROK Staff
XHF's Resident Weeb
Posts: 5,918
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Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 23, 2022 15:36:37 GMT -5
hey guys, if anyone on the boards is interested in trying an angled fed or wants that ultraviolent itch, why not try the longest running and best fed on the whole network?!
well idk why you would or wouldn't, but our doors are wide open and we're ready to accept new talents yet again. whether it being teams, singles wrestlers, weird comedy characters that you don't think would work in an rp setting. we're open for any and all!
for those who don't know, we're a monthly angled fed that features death match and puro styled wrestling matches. we also have intergender matches, as we believe that women and men should be on the same level, unlike some other places of the past or elsewhere in the efedding world. We do have slightly more opportunities for female talents, as we're apart of a joshi wrestling alliance that spans three other promotions.
if you're interested in trying an angled efed or want to try a new more experimental character, then give us a try!
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flo
.::XHF Competitor::.
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Bein' Like Like Water
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Post by flo on Jan 23, 2022 15:52:16 GMT -5
Florida Man: Stop dragging your heels you shifty losers, and join the greatest federation in the history of both the XHF and wrestling in general. The humble far east home of the XHF's favorite sons, by which I mean: "Florida Man's Sky Force!"
...Best to do it before the next Jam Session, Soul Lady, which will prove so popular that we won't want your sorry procrastinating asses anymore. Have you seen the line-up? God damn! Are you kidding me? Your Mother Lovin' Florida Man, Fukushima Zombie and Momoko Honda in the hIS-ouse?! This is THE GOOD SHIT. Greatest Jam Session Ever. The streets of Sapporo will run red with the blood of our opponents! Did Darlene's nose job take or does she still look like Artie Lange, 'cause she's gonna need another one! I didn't think Dylan had any spare body parts to prop E.V.E. up with... and as for the BBW? I don't body shame, cause we all know the bigger they are, the harder they fall for the Florida Man. My Dad bod is not unlike dang catnip, and I need wolfsbane! So learn from Donkey Kong Junior, E.V.E., and stop going for the low hanging apples - cause they're gonna end up gator chow for this dream team.
In conclusion, I won a title in J-RoK and you can too... just not mine, because I'm better than you. This endorsement is a reminder that I post wherever I want 'cause much like the state of Florida - I have no borders. ROCK N ROLL!!!!
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