Post by Kira Izumi on Jan 25, 2022 20:48:13 GMT -5
It’s another late on the good old XHF Network. Playing the classics on demand, probably something else they stole from wwe, The match in question is actually the Battle of the Best event. Not the one from Fireside, but the original, well how could we put it? Attempt at something grand.
The event starts to get a bit odd though, as faces of the audience begin to fade and the screen gets dark. The wrestlers start to disappear as the audience of faceless entities engulf the ring, ripping them apart in a barbaric scene that the XHF in no way endorses. We see the entities begin to rip one another apart now as well. Blood and limbs spew everywhere, as screams of agony grow and contort into laughter and moans of lust and ecstasy.
The mountain of entities begin to tumble as an octopus like being with tusks emerges out of it. He stares at the screen as his eyes glow in a hue of black emptiness. The screen cuts out to nothing, leaving the viewer to see a reflection of themself in whatever screen they may be unfortunate enough to catch this gruesome scene on.
We begin to hear mumbled and distorted words…
Ḑ̷̛̪̅͊̔͗̍͘ǫ̸̡̛͙̫̮̤̳̰͎̖̼̫͉̮̦̟̏̒̊́̇͊̊̇̏̌͛̔̂̉̔̚̕͘͝ ̵͚͎̭͋̔̏͆̄̓̈́̍́̓̈̀̎̕͠ȳ̴̨̡̡̢̨̘̖̞͈͎̘̺̳̣̲͈̙͊̆͗̓̕͝͝͝ớ̸̬̝̦̌̓̉̔̋̅̑̋̅̈́̎͗̋̈͗̆͗̃̊̎̚̕͠͠ư̷̡̩̲̞̘̳͓̻̜̣̥̱̘̘͐̆̇̌̒̉̀̓̅̅̔͗̃̚͘͝͠ ̴̨̨̨̧̛̺̭̮̭͔̺͕̲͇̥͎̰͍̭̱͉̮̱͍͎̂̂̈̓͛͛̉͆̔̃̈́̓̅͆̿̓̈́̓͘͜͝ͅw̷̦̝̮͕͉̒̔ä̴̢̛̯̠̳͕̩̹̜̩͇͔͗̔̾̽̀̈́̈́͑̽̓͝n̸̮̭̖̝̘͂̆͌͑͛̓́̈̀͌̕͜͠͝n̵̡̧̢̧͎̻̮̺̖̖̲̱̘̮̳̜̙̣͕͈͉̘̺̼̤̪̆͌̈̿͒̇͜ͅa̵̧̡̢̛̝̳̘̼͇̩͚̜͈̹͖̯͈̲͊̓̾̇͌̓̈̈́͂͆̈́̈̑͒͋̔̇̿́̍͆͝ ̴̦̱̞͚̗͙͙́͌̂͌̐̽̅̉̓͑̈́̀̈́̀́͗̚̕͘͝͝͠ǩ̷̝̳̗͎̮̻̰̩̱̯͇͕͎͎̞̗̞̣̳͌̀̓͋̀͆́͆̉̉̋͛̓͋̀̈̾͂͘͜͠n̷̡̡̢̙͍͓̟̩̲̼̺͔̯̳̤̖̮̜̥̙̲̥̈͗̓̏͛̈̽̃̽̉̂̔͠o̸̥̣͎̫̖͉̬̥̳̞͚̝̲̲͕̘̥̻̦̯̳̲͐̑̿̑͌͘ͅw̷̧̡̮̳̟͎͙͕̲̫̟̝̹̱̲̮̰̥̼̥̥̹̱͉̫̄͌́̍̏̿̏̽̚͜͝ ̶͎̱̰̹̞̼̯̳̆̑͠à̴̧̻̞̺̖̝̭̊̌̀̄̕ ̴̛̗̝̞̫̣͎͔̳̞̯͇̥̺̤̘̙͙͐͊̈́̄͐̊s̷̝̈́͊̍̎̈́̾͆̒͌͛̊̄̕̕ḙ̵̺̭̈́͆̅̀̏͗̒͛̀͐̓̄͆̋̊̇̎̾͘̚̕̚͝͝c̸̢̛̛̦̞̥̙̣̤̹̤̩̥̞̖̮̹̠̞̤̯͙̹̰͐́̂̍͗̔̾͂̑̃̈́͌̅͘͝ͅr̴̡̢̢͙̳̬̦͚̹̼̹͇̙̮̱̥̠̾̓̇̒̑͒̄͆͆̌̆͒̓͒̎̌̓͂͒̃͘͘͝͝͝ê̶̡̨̧̨̨̛̟̻͔̘͇̗͕͎̘̩͙͓̹̤̪̳͔̐̈̌̓̆͊̾̕͜͝͠t̷̡͓̲̺̭͉̻̱͍̗̠̥̲͎̖̦̹̖͍̞̱̝͍͇̯̭͕͖̠̗́̏̑͐̿̄̄̽͗̍̈̚͘͘͝ͅ?̶̫̗̗̣̩̬̤͉̇̓͛̈̓̉͊͐̇́̈́̈̀͊̓̊̇͌̂̓̿̽͆̎͘͝͠͝͝
The screen then prompts a yes and no button. For this tale, we assume curiosity kills the cat and the viewer clicks yes. What a mistake for the poor fools. The feed begins to play a video of an almost familiar tune, Rain by The Beatles. But this is the boys dressed in their infamous butcher garb, except instead being surrounded by baby dolls, well, need i say more?
The song plays as do the lyrics…
I̸̡̼͗f̸̡͍̠̑ ̴̗͐̌͂t̴͎͓̬͖̃h̸̲̲̼̆ê̴͈̕ ̴̤̈́͝r̷͎̎̋a̸͚̞͖̓̿́̓i̶̤̓͘͠n̵̞͙̾̄̂̕ ̷̥͐̌͗ç̶̃̔̅o̶͕̺̜̿̆͒̀m̸̨̭̲̬͛̌̍è̸̯̍͆s̵̠̖̼͐͒͋͋
̵͎̘̾̾̂T̷̲̿ḩ̷͉̩̌͛̿̏e̵̦̐y̸̢̫͗ ̴̣͋̿̒̇r̵̋͘̚͜u̶̦̫̅̅ṋ̷͔͉͛̊ ̸̯͌͑͂͆a̸̢̢̢͓̿n̴̨̛͕̹̩̑̓̚d̶̳͍̺͌͝ ̷̨̰̩̫͒͂h̷̨̄̃ȉ̷̤̈̇̚d̵̟̼̏̓e̸͇͙͕͒͠͠ ̶͖͍̙́̋̚t̴͙̝̤̭̔h̶̜́́̄ĕ̶͔̯͕̮i̴͖͑̒r̶̢̦͕̝͆ ̴̛͖̟̱͒̚͝h̶̛̞̖̘̹͐́̕ȩ̶̼̮͙̾̒͘ạ̵̜͖̤̄̅d̵̖̣͚͋̑̈̈ͅs̶̤̱͖̔̈́ͅ
̷͎̰̮̈́̑̽̏T̶̞̀͂̈́͘h̷̰͛̊̄͝ė̵̢̯̂̏y̸̠͍͎̔͝ ̶̳̱̆͑m̵̗̫̎ͅi̷̥̘̺͆ǵ̷͖̠̣̆̀̕h̴̟̯̩͔͌̿͋̒t̶̗͖͔̟̽̈̆̀ ̵̢̜͐a̶̺͕̎͠s̷͚̾̀͂ ̸̖̩̎ẉ̴̺̀̍̃̕ȩ̶̤͉̀l̶̼͉̥̽́l̶̺̺͙͈̆̽̚ ̸̦̭̄̉̽b̸̨͇͙́̇e̶̫̟͗͊͊͝ ̶̙͓͎͑͝d̶̝͍̫̈́͐e̷͓͂ȃ̸̫͔̮̲̇̔d̸̢̩̉̓̐
̶͓͓̩͊͠ͅỊ̵̻͗̍̈́͊f̶̫̬̭̌̓̀̀ ̸̫͇͚̓̓͆ť̶̡̛͇͖̅͝h̸̟͎͛́͜e̴̡͔̯̳͐̄͊͛ ̵̪̖̈́̄͗̚ͅr̸̺͔͔̻̀a̸͓̟͍͒̋ị̶͎̫͓͆̏ǹ̶̢͙͚͎̑̈́͝ ̵̩̝͆c̴̡̨͈̥͂̆̕ọ̷̧̰̈̂̚m̸̝͎̠͔̌̒e̴̲̝̥̿s̵̖̐͆̂͒
We proceed to see it rain puddles of blood, hearing the screams of the damned and uneducated peons, uncultured enough to not know the god like melodies of them. Tentacles begin to be seen peering out of an ocean of blood.
The being of an octopus head with tusks in a suit can soon be seen.
T̵̢̛̛̪̖̣̱̗̫͖̓͆͌͂͜h̵͚̲͓̲͚͇̖̻̹͋̾̓͑̓̃̿͝͠ẻ̸̢͖̳̥̻̜͔̭̯̝̯̹͍̟͑͛͗̏̓̂͊̓̓̈́͌͐̏͜͠ ̵̛̮̎̇͐͐́̂̃̕w̶̢̨͍̿̋́̀̉̄̋͋̍͘͠ǫ̶̝͈̜̰͓̪̯̳̭̞̼̔̎́̌͑̋̓͗́͂̑͗̋̏͠ͅŗ̷̡̭̞̘̝̯̟͙̹̗͈̯̫͌́̌̏͗̽̉͜l̴̨̨̧͓̘̖̪̱̭͇̱͋̔̍̎͐͑̊͘̚ͅḑ̵̛͈̰̟̫̃̊͌̑̓͂̊̽̿̒̅͠͠͝ ̴̧̳̪̱̭̮̳̜̜̥̟̳̫̊̐̈͛̏͛̒̋k̶̢̞̪͚̠̬̤̫̟̀̓ṇ̵̙̦̺͈̘̮͓̙̻̯̑͒̈́͋͂̈́̏̅͐̇͜͝ơ̶̟͙͝ẉ̴̡̛͈̝̪̺͙̖̳̟̥̒̓͜s̸̭̫̥̥̜̺̺̲̤̞̩͐͐͊̿̔̄̄͛̋̀̅̉͘͘͠ ̵̢̺̺̮̟̺̳̯͍͕͍͛̂̔̋̿̀͊͋̚ṇ̴͎̼̟̌̌͒̀̇̐̏o̷̧̦̣̬̮͇͗̈̉̿͛̈́̃ ̷̢̖͓̳̮̙̬̘͓̌̓̕͝͝ͅļ̶̛̯͇͖̝̘̩̙̣͔̙͉͊̇̓̿ͅo̶̢͙̤̟̗̖̜̮̬͔̣̣̮͗͘͜ͅv̴̬̲̬̞͚̫̱́͋̂͗̂͜e̴̟͓̜͉̯̖͈̪̝͖̬̙̼̐̃̔̊͗̈́͒͛̅͜.̶̧̡̦͉̥̯͈̗̬̈̋̌
̷̨̙̺̟̱̬͇͔̈́̊́̌͑̽̿͐̀̀́̄͋̚͝ͅͅT̶̢̧̪͇͈̝̰̩̫͙̳̤̫̰͋̈́́̀̇̇̓̀́͛͛͘͘h̷̛͎͉̦͐́̊̓̐̆͑̋͛̀͝ę̵̢̛̣̱͈̬͍̦̥̲͌̆̾͛͐́͑̓̚̚̚͘ ̶̡͕͓̜̫͇̦̺͙̙̔̈́̑̕͜ͅw̸̨͎̜̲̫̻̜̹̻̫͙͂́́̊́͛̀́̎̆͊̚͜͝o̶̠̻̯͑ŗ̷̢̺̮͉̟̤̮̝̼̋͛̍̽͑̾̎̎͘͝ĺ̶̨̰̳͚̜͈͇̞̂̈́̊̋̌̏͠ḑ̵̯̺͉̹̤̬͚̹̗̄̾͆̿̚ ̴̭̞̼͇̎͑̔̆͛̄̔͛̀̔͗͘͘ǩ̸̬̝̱͙̈́̅̍̋̒̾́͆͘͝n̸̛̥̬̼̫̘̯̖͈͇͉̞̝̆̿ȏ̷͇͕̫́̓̒̃̍̽̽͋͝ͅw̴̧͇̭̯̤͎̆ş̴̯̝̝͉̼̻͍̫͉̝͈͖̺̆̀͑̍̽̌͛̀͊̊͘͠ͅ ̶̧̨̡͎̞̭̱͔̯͓͙̖̋̀̋͊̆̒̊͝ͅn̸̨̰̦̲̜̥̄͆͛̇͑͆͂̾̈̂͝͝͠ǫ̶̩͚̥̟̞̿͐͑͠ ̶̢̯̫͉̭͓̺͉̤̭̦̟̩͗̐̈̒̀̈̄̂̕͜͝ͅp̸̡̯̪̥̹͕̈́̽̅́̀̔̒̇̒̄͝ȩ̴̛̛̈́͋́̂͋̀̆̒̉̕͘͝ͅä̶̼͔̲̱́̀̎̆̈́͂͘͘͝ç̵̳̲̯͙̜͕̱̠̟̍̌͜͜ė̸̠̉̈́͊̌͊̀͑̓̚.̷͇͚̝̟͈͊̉̔͐
̵̨̛̻̰̝̙̟̜̙̃͌̈́͊̾̾̈́͒̑͂͂͝͝T̴͎̺͙̽̋̈́͛̔̏̃̊̈́͒̈́h̸̨̨͚͕̪̖̖̼͇̤̍̈̊͝e̵̢̡̛̤̲̠̻͖͚̜͎͈̪̐́̾̃̑̅͂̒̍̽̚̚͠͠ ̸̨͍͓͚͎̪̠̳̺̝̂̌̓͋̀̈͗̈́͌̏͝w̵̘̼̲̑͑̑̂͊̂ͅͅơ̶̡̧͔͚͖̍͐̐̾̂̔̄̒̍͌͋͘͘͘r̷͚͚͙͉̭̖͒͠͝l̷͕͖̜̦͍͚̰̱͚͖̈́̾̑̈́̈ͅḑ̸̡̛̹̟͇͓̠̭͂͗͗̀͐̀̚͝ ̷̨̗̬͍͕͖̣̙͛̿͗̒̾͛̈́͂͝ͅí̵͙͓̻̲͓ș̵̬̾̒̀͒̇ ̴̛͖͔̤̼̰̄f̶̡̟̟̲̭̭̗̻̝̥̞̦̈́u̵̧̨̡̻͎̫̾́̓̈́̈́͜͝l̵͓̰̍̀̚͜l̵̛̠̦̺̽̋̎̅͂̈̂̏̂́ ̴̙̺̖͉͚͉̠̟͓̲̩̦̑̓́͒̔̾͒͂͗͊̍͑̈́͘͜͝ờ̸̧̯̪͕͈̼̒̇͒͝ͅf̸̢̡̰͚̬̬̓̿̈̒̀̓̈̕͝͝ ̷͖͓̱͎̯̺̪͎̻̒̒͆͐̀̽͗̒̂͘͘͠b̸̧̢͓̗͙̮̱͈͚̖̓͐ä̶̡̢̛̛̝͖͉́̓̇̉̎͐̎͑͑͋́̒̕d̵̝̜̮̫̮̲̘̜͉̰̀͊̐̽͘̚͜͠.̶̘̙̮̪̜̞̽̀
̸̡̛̤̻̼̳̮̠̹́̾̀̈́̍͑͒͗̚͘͝G̸̡̛̭͔̫̈́̔͂̃̆̀̈́̂͛̈́̅̚ͅẹ̶͇̱̼̩̗̠͈̮̘͖͉͎̣͋͊̋͐̊̃͆͐̽̈́̓̆͝͝͠n̷̮͛͛̀̔͝͝o̵̼͂͆̀̾͊̀́c̸̡̨̧̰̝̳̟̪̱̞͔̏̽́̈́̈́́̀̌͐̔͝ͅi̸̜̹̬̳̦͇̘̫̺̰͙͉̅̅͋̅͘͜͝ḑ̶͕̠̦̝̝̯̔͒͛̒̄̂̒̇̾͑e̴͔̭͗͊͛̈̾̄̿͛̎̑̕̚̕͝ ̷̰̜͈͎͆̅͠t̴̹̻͙͍͖̮̜̤̀̇͗̃̊̑̀̂̑͌̂o̷͖̯̭̰͇͚̜̮͍͇͙̎́̐̂̏ͅ ̴̢̲̼̘̬̺͂̓̊t̷̖͚͚̘͖̙̹͙̠̻̙͙̬̣͛͝h̷̨͎͙̺̙̭͆̂̇e̷̡͎̭̙̤̟̜͎͍̭̐͌̈́͒͂͛̃̎͛͑̌ ̴̘̙̺̞͖̝̲̺͚͕͇͎͋̊͊̈̍̒͗̄̇͆̃̀ͅͅp̷̩͚̾͊̇̋̓͆̓̎͋̈́͗̾̕͝͝ệ̴̡̨̨̡̬͖̣͇͎̤̗̤̾̀̂̈́̂̄̎̍̈́̕͠o̵̢̨̬̭̰̝̟͚̫͈̻͒̾p̶̢̢̨̧̧̮͍͎̫̥͖͑͆͌͗l̷͓̘͍͋̓̒̄̄̈̏̏̃̚͝ȩ̴̟͇̖͉̦͓̭̥̳̤̼͌͗͝.̸̣͕͍͔̮͈͌̍̽ͅ
̶̢̢̳̪̤͇̋̄͆͌̐́̐Ņ̵̧̛̼̝̻͈̫̘͈̠͌̂̊̔̉̓͒̿͑̾͗̈́͘o̶̢̡̰̪͇̜̖͈̻̪̬̪͐͋̒̋̐̀̍ṭ̵̨̪̭͕̮̱̱͖́͑h̴̛̪̥͕͗̈́̉̓̏̒̓i̵͍̺͇̟͔̰͂̾̏͌͗̎̎n̵̳̏̈͛̽̂̽̿̑̆̐͒̀̿ǵ̷̨̧͎̹̜̥͈͎̪̋̏͊̎̅̔̽̈́̔̄͗̈́ ̷̡̮͉̜̥̰̭͇̭̬̾͜ͅc̶̨̡̧͎̱̮͇̹̝̜̅͛̎͌͆̌͌͛̂̔̕̚ͅḁ̵̡̤̤̰͉̻̖̙̟͇̱͝ṋ̶̡̡̼͍̙̹̖͚̗̬̥̟͍̎̂̐́̂ͅ ̸̳̳̈͛̊̍̋ͅḩ̵̖̦̫͕̞̤̩̹͘ẽ̷̞̱̻̹̙̎̿̂̀͒̀̃͠͝l̴̥̄̓̔̀̊̐̓̄͝ṗ̵̼̼̱͉̲̠̱̭̲͊͋̐̄̐̔̑́̍̀͜͝ͅ ̴̰̥̠̠̜̻̀̂̓̀͑̍͊̾̅͘y̴̨̭̯̣̖̳̭̖̤̩̽́̾̑͑̏̍̀̕͝͝õ̷̢̧̥̣̘̝̼̬̼͉̟̲̹̝̣̎̀̓̽͛̂̄ų̶̻̭̪̽͊̎̆͛́̔͛̅͠ ̵̪̠̯͍̤̺̎̾͊̀̀̑̕n̶̨̡̛͉̠̙̻͇̲̥͛̾͑̓͌̾̽͘ͅo̴̩͕̜̲͑ẇ̶̧̦͚̫̇̽́.̶̡̢̛͍̫̪̱̜̥̹̈́̈̽͑͋̑͂̿̋̕̚͠
̸̨̧̛̬͍̭̰̝̥̘̎͜ͅṄ̵̪̩̳̲͖̙̟̫͔̺̜͔̣̺̩ó̴̧͕̥̜͍̬̭̜̇̄̓͌͆̌͘͜͝ṯ̴̿͗͒͌͗̈́͐͝ĥ̶̢̧̼̭͇̭͖͚̫̟̩̙̦̼͊̀̎̿͐̃̑͂̋͜͠͝͝ì̷͖̭͕͖ͅņ̴͔̥͕̜͕͔̔͑̓̍͐͒̑͗̄̓̐̈́͜g̸̖̼͚̙̳̳̤͐̆͗̿͑̊̽͗͂͒̈́͘ ̵̡̼̘̻͇̭̤̾̈̉͝͠w̴̡̛̫̳͈̝͈̺͚̞̲̙̐́͛͐̚ͅi̷̛̤͖̪̫͙̤̿͛̂͌̆̂͑̋͊͆́̊̕l̶̢̢̡̠͉̥̺̗̘̲̗̂̈́̊ͅl̴̪͖̣̪͍̀͊̊ ̴̢̧̗̺̙͎̥̤͍̯̀ͅš̵͖̱̮͙̼̾̔̀̕å̴̡̠̜͚͛͒͋̐̈́̾́͌̾̋̏͆̚v̶̡̪̝̲̻͙͉̬̽͋̌̈́̿͐͂͒̐̈́̎͜ͅḛ̷̢̣̩͈̝̘̙̹̭͎͕͖̥͍̂ ̶̧̖̰̭̠͔͖͇̗̳̙̲̬̥͆͂̋̈́̒̆͐̅̕͜͠y̵͈͎̺̘̳̳̣̳̦̞͙̎̓̍̋͐̆̾͗͝ơ̵̧͕͔̰͇̼̺͚͔̙̰͎̜͕̈́̀̅̃̽̄̓͘̚ͅủ̶̧̨̝̳̫͙̩͚̃̃̑̒̾͆͒̓͆̓͑̚ ̵̡̨̙̠̰̫̪̗͔̫̽̉͜ͅn̸̺̈́̈́ŏ̷̩̠͎̦̑̾͛̓̎̂̈́̎͝w̶̡̫̺̬̯̠̠̱̝̭͆̓̔͌̓͑ͅ.̸̧̤͈͙̬͔̞͈̳̿͗̂̍̈́̑͊̃͠
̵̜̰̙͙͍̳͓̯̜̠̰̆͋̏̈D̶̢͚̲̲̮̼̮̼̯͍͉̄́̈̽o̴̡͚̍̆̂̏͊̊͠͠ ̵̡͓̮̦̣̘͕͈̲̹͛̽͘n̸̡̢̛̼̼̗͇̩̩͓͍̤̬͎̐̈́̈́̌̎̄̕o̶̢͎̼̪̜̦̺̭̞̩͙͚̫̠̓͐̐͛̄̕ṭ̶̢̣̦̙͙͖̥̞́̉͑̓̈̚͜ ̷̨̡̪͚̪̹̻̲̯̟͇̹̬̆̒́̉̍ŕ̷͉̲̺͔̗͙̤̫͉͚͌̈́̐͊̌̃̔̍̂ư̴̧̪̹̹̥̱̣̳͈͍̿̊͐̿͑̅̏͂̋͑̅͌͘̕ͅṉ̴̓̂͂ ̷̬͔͓̖̱̱̬̭̘͖͇̆ͅl̴̠̻̠̑̒̽͝ĭ̶̧̲̥̦̜̞̻̻͎͖̻̈̈́̉̾͝͠t̸͍̜̫͂̈̃̐̀́t̸̡̡̡͇̝̖̳̬̱̂̅͌́̀̓͘͜͠ͅl̷̢̛̪̘̗͕̩̦̖͖͉̣̺͚̽͒̌͊͊̀̌̄͆̅̈́̑̕̚ë̴̛͓̭̳̣̦̱̯͎̘̺̮̤̼̖̃̄̃͗́͗̿̈́̂͠ͅ ̵͎̦̟̺̩͐̃̔́ơ̵̢̛̬͓̜̫̫̋͗́̀̅͛͆̽̽́̚͝͠ń̶̨̝̘͖̲̘̮̗̝͊͂́͗̈́͝e̵̢̮̊̒͗.̴̛̘̺̱̹̝̦̟̼̗͚̍̌̊̏͂͊
̴̰̙̬̬̘̜͉̰̝̤͂̈̔W̵̼͇͍̰̳͈̖̻͎̯̋̈́̄̈́͘͜͜͝͝e̸̬̮̯̟̟̭͇͐̀͠ ̵͇̩̼̞͎͓̤̲̓͊̿̂͠͝ḁ̷̡͉̹͙͈̳̐̓̇͆̓̔̄͜͝͝͝͠ͅř̵̡̻̩̭̝̬̟̝̀̆̊̏e̵̡̜̩̬̬̳̳̫͍̯͔̳̔́͗̈̃̒̽̚ ̶̧̦̗̯͕͕̟̎́̏̋͝c̶̩͚̊̅͑̀̇͘͝͠ỏ̵̧͈̻̯̙͑̒̽̈́̓̈́͜m̷̢̛̯͉̆͒̄̏͗̈́̾̌̐͑͠i̶̛̻̼̳̰̠̹͓̱̘̤̞͋̐̃́̈̈́̍͌̿̾̋̇̄̚n̷̬͑̇̓̌̎́̌͌̊ģ̸̢̧̨̢̩̬͙̥͙̬̬͇͎̬̔̈́̇͘.̵͕̹̞̥͑́̈́̔̈͊͊̎̌̈́̋̐͝͠ͅ
The words almost as decipherable and incomprehensible as the others. Even for those who can make sense of this mess, it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
The being reaches out towards the screen, getting closer and closer, before, as if it was going to pop out of the screen and consume your soul, the stream goes back to normal, cutting to another show, this time the legendary Diamonds Are Forever event.
The event starts to get a bit odd though, as faces of the audience begin to fade and the screen gets dark. The wrestlers start to disappear as the audience of faceless entities engulf the ring, ripping them apart in a barbaric scene that the XHF in no way endorses. We see the entities begin to rip one another apart now as well. Blood and limbs spew everywhere, as screams of agony grow and contort into laughter and moans of lust and ecstasy.
The mountain of entities begin to tumble as an octopus like being with tusks emerges out of it. He stares at the screen as his eyes glow in a hue of black emptiness. The screen cuts out to nothing, leaving the viewer to see a reflection of themself in whatever screen they may be unfortunate enough to catch this gruesome scene on.
We begin to hear mumbled and distorted words…
Ḑ̷̛̪̅͊̔͗̍͘ǫ̸̡̛͙̫̮̤̳̰͎̖̼̫͉̮̦̟̏̒̊́̇͊̊̇̏̌͛̔̂̉̔̚̕͘͝ ̵͚͎̭͋̔̏͆̄̓̈́̍́̓̈̀̎̕͠ȳ̴̨̡̡̢̨̘̖̞͈͎̘̺̳̣̲͈̙͊̆͗̓̕͝͝͝ớ̸̬̝̦̌̓̉̔̋̅̑̋̅̈́̎͗̋̈͗̆͗̃̊̎̚̕͠͠ư̷̡̩̲̞̘̳͓̻̜̣̥̱̘̘͐̆̇̌̒̉̀̓̅̅̔͗̃̚͘͝͠ ̴̨̨̨̧̛̺̭̮̭͔̺͕̲͇̥͎̰͍̭̱͉̮̱͍͎̂̂̈̓͛͛̉͆̔̃̈́̓̅͆̿̓̈́̓͘͜͝ͅw̷̦̝̮͕͉̒̔ä̴̢̛̯̠̳͕̩̹̜̩͇͔͗̔̾̽̀̈́̈́͑̽̓͝n̸̮̭̖̝̘͂̆͌͑͛̓́̈̀͌̕͜͠͝n̵̡̧̢̧͎̻̮̺̖̖̲̱̘̮̳̜̙̣͕͈͉̘̺̼̤̪̆͌̈̿͒̇͜ͅa̵̧̡̢̛̝̳̘̼͇̩͚̜͈̹͖̯͈̲͊̓̾̇͌̓̈̈́͂͆̈́̈̑͒͋̔̇̿́̍͆͝ ̴̦̱̞͚̗͙͙́͌̂͌̐̽̅̉̓͑̈́̀̈́̀́͗̚̕͘͝͝͠ǩ̷̝̳̗͎̮̻̰̩̱̯͇͕͎͎̞̗̞̣̳͌̀̓͋̀͆́͆̉̉̋͛̓͋̀̈̾͂͘͜͠n̷̡̡̢̙͍͓̟̩̲̼̺͔̯̳̤̖̮̜̥̙̲̥̈͗̓̏͛̈̽̃̽̉̂̔͠o̸̥̣͎̫̖͉̬̥̳̞͚̝̲̲͕̘̥̻̦̯̳̲͐̑̿̑͌͘ͅw̷̧̡̮̳̟͎͙͕̲̫̟̝̹̱̲̮̰̥̼̥̥̹̱͉̫̄͌́̍̏̿̏̽̚͜͝ ̶͎̱̰̹̞̼̯̳̆̑͠à̴̧̻̞̺̖̝̭̊̌̀̄̕ ̴̛̗̝̞̫̣͎͔̳̞̯͇̥̺̤̘̙͙͐͊̈́̄͐̊s̷̝̈́͊̍̎̈́̾͆̒͌͛̊̄̕̕ḙ̵̺̭̈́͆̅̀̏͗̒͛̀͐̓̄͆̋̊̇̎̾͘̚̕̚͝͝c̸̢̛̛̦̞̥̙̣̤̹̤̩̥̞̖̮̹̠̞̤̯͙̹̰͐́̂̍͗̔̾͂̑̃̈́͌̅͘͝ͅr̴̡̢̢͙̳̬̦͚̹̼̹͇̙̮̱̥̠̾̓̇̒̑͒̄͆͆̌̆͒̓͒̎̌̓͂͒̃͘͘͝͝͝ê̶̡̨̧̨̨̛̟̻͔̘͇̗͕͎̘̩͙͓̹̤̪̳͔̐̈̌̓̆͊̾̕͜͝͠t̷̡͓̲̺̭͉̻̱͍̗̠̥̲͎̖̦̹̖͍̞̱̝͍͇̯̭͕͖̠̗́̏̑͐̿̄̄̽͗̍̈̚͘͘͝ͅ?̶̫̗̗̣̩̬̤͉̇̓͛̈̓̉͊͐̇́̈́̈̀͊̓̊̇͌̂̓̿̽͆̎͘͝͠͝͝
The screen then prompts a yes and no button. For this tale, we assume curiosity kills the cat and the viewer clicks yes. What a mistake for the poor fools. The feed begins to play a video of an almost familiar tune, Rain by The Beatles. But this is the boys dressed in their infamous butcher garb, except instead being surrounded by baby dolls, well, need i say more?
The song plays as do the lyrics…
I̸̡̼͗f̸̡͍̠̑ ̴̗͐̌͂t̴͎͓̬͖̃h̸̲̲̼̆ê̴͈̕ ̴̤̈́͝r̷͎̎̋a̸͚̞͖̓̿́̓i̶̤̓͘͠n̵̞͙̾̄̂̕ ̷̥͐̌͗ç̶̃̔̅o̶͕̺̜̿̆͒̀m̸̨̭̲̬͛̌̍è̸̯̍͆s̵̠̖̼͐͒͋͋
̵͎̘̾̾̂T̷̲̿ḩ̷͉̩̌͛̿̏e̵̦̐y̸̢̫͗ ̴̣͋̿̒̇r̵̋͘̚͜u̶̦̫̅̅ṋ̷͔͉͛̊ ̸̯͌͑͂͆a̸̢̢̢͓̿n̴̨̛͕̹̩̑̓̚d̶̳͍̺͌͝ ̷̨̰̩̫͒͂h̷̨̄̃ȉ̷̤̈̇̚d̵̟̼̏̓e̸͇͙͕͒͠͠ ̶͖͍̙́̋̚t̴͙̝̤̭̔h̶̜́́̄ĕ̶͔̯͕̮i̴͖͑̒r̶̢̦͕̝͆ ̴̛͖̟̱͒̚͝h̶̛̞̖̘̹͐́̕ȩ̶̼̮͙̾̒͘ạ̵̜͖̤̄̅d̵̖̣͚͋̑̈̈ͅs̶̤̱͖̔̈́ͅ
̷͎̰̮̈́̑̽̏T̶̞̀͂̈́͘h̷̰͛̊̄͝ė̵̢̯̂̏y̸̠͍͎̔͝ ̶̳̱̆͑m̵̗̫̎ͅi̷̥̘̺͆ǵ̷͖̠̣̆̀̕h̴̟̯̩͔͌̿͋̒t̶̗͖͔̟̽̈̆̀ ̵̢̜͐a̶̺͕̎͠s̷͚̾̀͂ ̸̖̩̎ẉ̴̺̀̍̃̕ȩ̶̤͉̀l̶̼͉̥̽́l̶̺̺͙͈̆̽̚ ̸̦̭̄̉̽b̸̨͇͙́̇e̶̫̟͗͊͊͝ ̶̙͓͎͑͝d̶̝͍̫̈́͐e̷͓͂ȃ̸̫͔̮̲̇̔d̸̢̩̉̓̐
̶͓͓̩͊͠ͅỊ̵̻͗̍̈́͊f̶̫̬̭̌̓̀̀ ̸̫͇͚̓̓͆ť̶̡̛͇͖̅͝h̸̟͎͛́͜e̴̡͔̯̳͐̄͊͛ ̵̪̖̈́̄͗̚ͅr̸̺͔͔̻̀a̸͓̟͍͒̋ị̶͎̫͓͆̏ǹ̶̢͙͚͎̑̈́͝ ̵̩̝͆c̴̡̨͈̥͂̆̕ọ̷̧̰̈̂̚m̸̝͎̠͔̌̒e̴̲̝̥̿s̵̖̐͆̂͒
We proceed to see it rain puddles of blood, hearing the screams of the damned and uneducated peons, uncultured enough to not know the god like melodies of them. Tentacles begin to be seen peering out of an ocean of blood.
The being of an octopus head with tusks in a suit can soon be seen.
T̵̢̛̛̪̖̣̱̗̫͖̓͆͌͂͜h̵͚̲͓̲͚͇̖̻̹͋̾̓͑̓̃̿͝͠ẻ̸̢͖̳̥̻̜͔̭̯̝̯̹͍̟͑͛͗̏̓̂͊̓̓̈́͌͐̏͜͠ ̵̛̮̎̇͐͐́̂̃̕w̶̢̨͍̿̋́̀̉̄̋͋̍͘͠ǫ̶̝͈̜̰͓̪̯̳̭̞̼̔̎́̌͑̋̓͗́͂̑͗̋̏͠ͅŗ̷̡̭̞̘̝̯̟͙̹̗͈̯̫͌́̌̏͗̽̉͜l̴̨̨̧͓̘̖̪̱̭͇̱͋̔̍̎͐͑̊͘̚ͅḑ̵̛͈̰̟̫̃̊͌̑̓͂̊̽̿̒̅͠͠͝ ̴̧̳̪̱̭̮̳̜̜̥̟̳̫̊̐̈͛̏͛̒̋k̶̢̞̪͚̠̬̤̫̟̀̓ṇ̵̙̦̺͈̘̮͓̙̻̯̑͒̈́͋͂̈́̏̅͐̇͜͝ơ̶̟͙͝ẉ̴̡̛͈̝̪̺͙̖̳̟̥̒̓͜s̸̭̫̥̥̜̺̺̲̤̞̩͐͐͊̿̔̄̄͛̋̀̅̉͘͘͠ ̵̢̺̺̮̟̺̳̯͍͕͍͛̂̔̋̿̀͊͋̚ṇ̴͎̼̟̌̌͒̀̇̐̏o̷̧̦̣̬̮͇͗̈̉̿͛̈́̃ ̷̢̖͓̳̮̙̬̘͓̌̓̕͝͝ͅļ̶̛̯͇͖̝̘̩̙̣͔̙͉͊̇̓̿ͅo̶̢͙̤̟̗̖̜̮̬͔̣̣̮͗͘͜ͅv̴̬̲̬̞͚̫̱́͋̂͗̂͜e̴̟͓̜͉̯̖͈̪̝͖̬̙̼̐̃̔̊͗̈́͒͛̅͜.̶̧̡̦͉̥̯͈̗̬̈̋̌
̷̨̙̺̟̱̬͇͔̈́̊́̌͑̽̿͐̀̀́̄͋̚͝ͅͅT̶̢̧̪͇͈̝̰̩̫͙̳̤̫̰͋̈́́̀̇̇̓̀́͛͛͘͘h̷̛͎͉̦͐́̊̓̐̆͑̋͛̀͝ę̵̢̛̣̱͈̬͍̦̥̲͌̆̾͛͐́͑̓̚̚̚͘ ̶̡͕͓̜̫͇̦̺͙̙̔̈́̑̕͜ͅw̸̨͎̜̲̫̻̜̹̻̫͙͂́́̊́͛̀́̎̆͊̚͜͝o̶̠̻̯͑ŗ̷̢̺̮͉̟̤̮̝̼̋͛̍̽͑̾̎̎͘͝ĺ̶̨̰̳͚̜͈͇̞̂̈́̊̋̌̏͠ḑ̵̯̺͉̹̤̬͚̹̗̄̾͆̿̚ ̴̭̞̼͇̎͑̔̆͛̄̔͛̀̔͗͘͘ǩ̸̬̝̱͙̈́̅̍̋̒̾́͆͘͝n̸̛̥̬̼̫̘̯̖͈͇͉̞̝̆̿ȏ̷͇͕̫́̓̒̃̍̽̽͋͝ͅw̴̧͇̭̯̤͎̆ş̴̯̝̝͉̼̻͍̫͉̝͈͖̺̆̀͑̍̽̌͛̀͊̊͘͠ͅ ̶̧̨̡͎̞̭̱͔̯͓͙̖̋̀̋͊̆̒̊͝ͅn̸̨̰̦̲̜̥̄͆͛̇͑͆͂̾̈̂͝͝͠ǫ̶̩͚̥̟̞̿͐͑͠ ̶̢̯̫͉̭͓̺͉̤̭̦̟̩͗̐̈̒̀̈̄̂̕͜͝ͅp̸̡̯̪̥̹͕̈́̽̅́̀̔̒̇̒̄͝ȩ̴̛̛̈́͋́̂͋̀̆̒̉̕͘͝ͅä̶̼͔̲̱́̀̎̆̈́͂͘͘͝ç̵̳̲̯͙̜͕̱̠̟̍̌͜͜ė̸̠̉̈́͊̌͊̀͑̓̚.̷͇͚̝̟͈͊̉̔͐
̵̨̛̻̰̝̙̟̜̙̃͌̈́͊̾̾̈́͒̑͂͂͝͝T̴͎̺͙̽̋̈́͛̔̏̃̊̈́͒̈́h̸̨̨͚͕̪̖̖̼͇̤̍̈̊͝e̵̢̡̛̤̲̠̻͖͚̜͎͈̪̐́̾̃̑̅͂̒̍̽̚̚͠͠ ̸̨͍͓͚͎̪̠̳̺̝̂̌̓͋̀̈͗̈́͌̏͝w̵̘̼̲̑͑̑̂͊̂ͅͅơ̶̡̧͔͚͖̍͐̐̾̂̔̄̒̍͌͋͘͘͘r̷͚͚͙͉̭̖͒͠͝l̷͕͖̜̦͍͚̰̱͚͖̈́̾̑̈́̈ͅḑ̸̡̛̹̟͇͓̠̭͂͗͗̀͐̀̚͝ ̷̨̗̬͍͕͖̣̙͛̿͗̒̾͛̈́͂͝ͅí̵͙͓̻̲͓ș̵̬̾̒̀͒̇ ̴̛͖͔̤̼̰̄f̶̡̟̟̲̭̭̗̻̝̥̞̦̈́u̵̧̨̡̻͎̫̾́̓̈́̈́͜͝l̵͓̰̍̀̚͜l̵̛̠̦̺̽̋̎̅͂̈̂̏̂́ ̴̙̺̖͉͚͉̠̟͓̲̩̦̑̓́͒̔̾͒͂͗͊̍͑̈́͘͜͝ờ̸̧̯̪͕͈̼̒̇͒͝ͅf̸̢̡̰͚̬̬̓̿̈̒̀̓̈̕͝͝ ̷͖͓̱͎̯̺̪͎̻̒̒͆͐̀̽͗̒̂͘͘͠b̸̧̢͓̗͙̮̱͈͚̖̓͐ä̶̡̢̛̛̝͖͉́̓̇̉̎͐̎͑͑͋́̒̕d̵̝̜̮̫̮̲̘̜͉̰̀͊̐̽͘̚͜͠.̶̘̙̮̪̜̞̽̀
̸̡̛̤̻̼̳̮̠̹́̾̀̈́̍͑͒͗̚͘͝G̸̡̛̭͔̫̈́̔͂̃̆̀̈́̂͛̈́̅̚ͅẹ̶͇̱̼̩̗̠͈̮̘͖͉͎̣͋͊̋͐̊̃͆͐̽̈́̓̆͝͝͠n̷̮͛͛̀̔͝͝o̵̼͂͆̀̾͊̀́c̸̡̨̧̰̝̳̟̪̱̞͔̏̽́̈́̈́́̀̌͐̔͝ͅi̸̜̹̬̳̦͇̘̫̺̰͙͉̅̅͋̅͘͜͝ḑ̶͕̠̦̝̝̯̔͒͛̒̄̂̒̇̾͑e̴͔̭͗͊͛̈̾̄̿͛̎̑̕̚̕͝ ̷̰̜͈͎͆̅͠t̴̹̻͙͍͖̮̜̤̀̇͗̃̊̑̀̂̑͌̂o̷͖̯̭̰͇͚̜̮͍͇͙̎́̐̂̏ͅ ̴̢̲̼̘̬̺͂̓̊t̷̖͚͚̘͖̙̹͙̠̻̙͙̬̣͛͝h̷̨͎͙̺̙̭͆̂̇e̷̡͎̭̙̤̟̜͎͍̭̐͌̈́͒͂͛̃̎͛͑̌ ̴̘̙̺̞͖̝̲̺͚͕͇͎͋̊͊̈̍̒͗̄̇͆̃̀ͅͅp̷̩͚̾͊̇̋̓͆̓̎͋̈́͗̾̕͝͝ệ̴̡̨̨̡̬͖̣͇͎̤̗̤̾̀̂̈́̂̄̎̍̈́̕͠o̵̢̨̬̭̰̝̟͚̫͈̻͒̾p̶̢̢̨̧̧̮͍͎̫̥͖͑͆͌͗l̷͓̘͍͋̓̒̄̄̈̏̏̃̚͝ȩ̴̟͇̖͉̦͓̭̥̳̤̼͌͗͝.̸̣͕͍͔̮͈͌̍̽ͅ
̶̢̢̳̪̤͇̋̄͆͌̐́̐Ņ̵̧̛̼̝̻͈̫̘͈̠͌̂̊̔̉̓͒̿͑̾͗̈́͘o̶̢̡̰̪͇̜̖͈̻̪̬̪͐͋̒̋̐̀̍ṭ̵̨̪̭͕̮̱̱͖́͑h̴̛̪̥͕͗̈́̉̓̏̒̓i̵͍̺͇̟͔̰͂̾̏͌͗̎̎n̵̳̏̈͛̽̂̽̿̑̆̐͒̀̿ǵ̷̨̧͎̹̜̥͈͎̪̋̏͊̎̅̔̽̈́̔̄͗̈́ ̷̡̮͉̜̥̰̭͇̭̬̾͜ͅc̶̨̡̧͎̱̮͇̹̝̜̅͛̎͌͆̌͌͛̂̔̕̚ͅḁ̵̡̤̤̰͉̻̖̙̟͇̱͝ṋ̶̡̡̼͍̙̹̖͚̗̬̥̟͍̎̂̐́̂ͅ ̸̳̳̈͛̊̍̋ͅḩ̵̖̦̫͕̞̤̩̹͘ẽ̷̞̱̻̹̙̎̿̂̀͒̀̃͠͝l̴̥̄̓̔̀̊̐̓̄͝ṗ̵̼̼̱͉̲̠̱̭̲͊͋̐̄̐̔̑́̍̀͜͝ͅ ̴̰̥̠̠̜̻̀̂̓̀͑̍͊̾̅͘y̴̨̭̯̣̖̳̭̖̤̩̽́̾̑͑̏̍̀̕͝͝õ̷̢̧̥̣̘̝̼̬̼͉̟̲̹̝̣̎̀̓̽͛̂̄ų̶̻̭̪̽͊̎̆͛́̔͛̅͠ ̵̪̠̯͍̤̺̎̾͊̀̀̑̕n̶̨̡̛͉̠̙̻͇̲̥͛̾͑̓͌̾̽͘ͅo̴̩͕̜̲͑ẇ̶̧̦͚̫̇̽́.̶̡̢̛͍̫̪̱̜̥̹̈́̈̽͑͋̑͂̿̋̕̚͠
̸̨̧̛̬͍̭̰̝̥̘̎͜ͅṄ̵̪̩̳̲͖̙̟̫͔̺̜͔̣̺̩ó̴̧͕̥̜͍̬̭̜̇̄̓͌͆̌͘͜͝ṯ̴̿͗͒͌͗̈́͐͝ĥ̶̢̧̼̭͇̭͖͚̫̟̩̙̦̼͊̀̎̿͐̃̑͂̋͜͠͝͝ì̷͖̭͕͖ͅņ̴͔̥͕̜͕͔̔͑̓̍͐͒̑͗̄̓̐̈́͜g̸̖̼͚̙̳̳̤͐̆͗̿͑̊̽͗͂͒̈́͘ ̵̡̼̘̻͇̭̤̾̈̉͝͠w̴̡̛̫̳͈̝͈̺͚̞̲̙̐́͛͐̚ͅi̷̛̤͖̪̫͙̤̿͛̂͌̆̂͑̋͊͆́̊̕l̶̢̢̡̠͉̥̺̗̘̲̗̂̈́̊ͅl̴̪͖̣̪͍̀͊̊ ̴̢̧̗̺̙͎̥̤͍̯̀ͅš̵͖̱̮͙̼̾̔̀̕å̴̡̠̜͚͛͒͋̐̈́̾́͌̾̋̏͆̚v̶̡̪̝̲̻͙͉̬̽͋̌̈́̿͐͂͒̐̈́̎͜ͅḛ̷̢̣̩͈̝̘̙̹̭͎͕͖̥͍̂ ̶̧̖̰̭̠͔͖͇̗̳̙̲̬̥͆͂̋̈́̒̆͐̅̕͜͠y̵͈͎̺̘̳̳̣̳̦̞͙̎̓̍̋͐̆̾͗͝ơ̵̧͕͔̰͇̼̺͚͔̙̰͎̜͕̈́̀̅̃̽̄̓͘̚ͅủ̶̧̨̝̳̫͙̩͚̃̃̑̒̾͆͒̓͆̓͑̚ ̵̡̨̙̠̰̫̪̗͔̫̽̉͜ͅn̸̺̈́̈́ŏ̷̩̠͎̦̑̾͛̓̎̂̈́̎͝w̶̡̫̺̬̯̠̠̱̝̭͆̓̔͌̓͑ͅ.̸̧̤͈͙̬͔̞͈̳̿͗̂̍̈́̑͊̃͠
̵̜̰̙͙͍̳͓̯̜̠̰̆͋̏̈D̶̢͚̲̲̮̼̮̼̯͍͉̄́̈̽o̴̡͚̍̆̂̏͊̊͠͠ ̵̡͓̮̦̣̘͕͈̲̹͛̽͘n̸̡̢̛̼̼̗͇̩̩͓͍̤̬͎̐̈́̈́̌̎̄̕o̶̢͎̼̪̜̦̺̭̞̩͙͚̫̠̓͐̐͛̄̕ṭ̶̢̣̦̙͙͖̥̞́̉͑̓̈̚͜ ̷̨̡̪͚̪̹̻̲̯̟͇̹̬̆̒́̉̍ŕ̷͉̲̺͔̗͙̤̫͉͚͌̈́̐͊̌̃̔̍̂ư̴̧̪̹̹̥̱̣̳͈͍̿̊͐̿͑̅̏͂̋͑̅͌͘̕ͅṉ̴̓̂͂ ̷̬͔͓̖̱̱̬̭̘͖͇̆ͅl̴̠̻̠̑̒̽͝ĭ̶̧̲̥̦̜̞̻̻͎͖̻̈̈́̉̾͝͠t̸͍̜̫͂̈̃̐̀́t̸̡̡̡͇̝̖̳̬̱̂̅͌́̀̓͘͜͠ͅl̷̢̛̪̘̗͕̩̦̖͖͉̣̺͚̽͒̌͊͊̀̌̄͆̅̈́̑̕̚ë̴̛͓̭̳̣̦̱̯͎̘̺̮̤̼̖̃̄̃͗́͗̿̈́̂͠ͅ ̵͎̦̟̺̩͐̃̔́ơ̵̢̛̬͓̜̫̫̋͗́̀̅͛͆̽̽́̚͝͠ń̶̨̝̘͖̲̘̮̗̝͊͂́͗̈́͝e̵̢̮̊̒͗.̴̛̘̺̱̹̝̦̟̼̗͚̍̌̊̏͂͊
̴̰̙̬̬̘̜͉̰̝̤͂̈̔W̵̼͇͍̰̳͈̖̻͎̯̋̈́̄̈́͘͜͜͝͝e̸̬̮̯̟̟̭͇͐̀͠ ̵͇̩̼̞͎͓̤̲̓͊̿̂͠͝ḁ̷̡͉̹͙͈̳̐̓̇͆̓̔̄͜͝͝͝͠ͅř̵̡̻̩̭̝̬̟̝̀̆̊̏e̵̡̜̩̬̬̳̳̫͍̯͔̳̔́͗̈̃̒̽̚ ̶̧̦̗̯͕͕̟̎́̏̋͝c̶̩͚̊̅͑̀̇͘͝͠ỏ̵̧͈̻̯̙͑̒̽̈́̓̈́͜m̷̢̛̯͉̆͒̄̏͗̈́̾̌̐͑͠i̶̛̻̼̳̰̠̹͓̱̘̤̞͋̐̃́̈̈́̍͌̿̾̋̇̄̚n̷̬͑̇̓̌̎́̌͌̊ģ̸̢̧̨̢̩̬͙̥͙̬̬͇͎̬̔̈́̇͘.̵͕̹̞̥͑́̈́̔̈͊͊̎̌̈́̋̐͝͠ͅ
The words almost as decipherable and incomprehensible as the others. Even for those who can make sense of this mess, it doesn’t make a lick of sense.
The being reaches out towards the screen, getting closer and closer, before, as if it was going to pop out of the screen and consume your soul, the stream goes back to normal, cutting to another show, this time the legendary Diamonds Are Forever event.