Post by kiddiaz316 on Jan 26, 2022 19:42:41 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Las Vegas at a local watering hole of The First Ever TRIPLE Crown Winner, The UPW Openweight Champion and tag team champion Kid Diaz! He is seen sitting in a corner booth by his lonesome.)l He rubs his bruised up arm.)
Diaz:UPW is pretty silent these days! Silence is the hardest argument to refute! Silence isn’t empty, it’s full of answers! A man who doesn’t understand another man’s silence doesn’t understand his words anyways!
(Kid chuckles and takes a drink of his beer.)
Diaz: Wicked and THC this time round eh?
(Kid does a mocking golf clap.)
Diaz: Am I gambling man?
(Kid chuckles softly and takes another beer.)
Diaz: To answer my question one must first realize I don’t need to waste my time or someone’s else’s money on a half assed roster! Instead I donated my shares to charity! I don’t give a flying fuck who wins what! It just doesn’t matter to me! What does matter are these!
(Kid raises both his titles in the air.)
Diaz: This coming Friday Night FreeFall we got THC and Wicked coming for us! Yeah, like everyone else they think they are gonna be the ultimate performer and be the ones to end our incredible streak! Do they really think they are the ones? THC and Wicked? Question I have is how are they not going to implode?
(Kid takes a drink of his beer and smirks.)
Diaz: At the end of the day it’s about the OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! How do you get a shot at it? One way is too spam the living mother fucking hell out of XHF and UPW’s website and air waves! Yeah I’m talking like 50 Word count Promotional material that uses old used cliches and stupid nonsensical bullshit! It’s the CJ Walker way! It got him two Reigns and countless failed opportunities!
(Kid takes a drink.)
Diaz: The second is to whine to management behind closed doors! I mean spread it thick like peanut butter! Point out people use abusive language that disrespect gender, Cree, race and religion! Make a solid case that everything in the world revolves around you and you and everyone is being mean to you! This is known as the Maddox way! It seems to work for him!
(Kid flips the middle finger on his right hand.)
Diaz: The third is the honest way! I know right! Honesty in professional wrestling? Wow, what a concept! This is known as Bishop’s way! Yes you guessed it, Devon Bishop! Say what ya will about the man but leading up to his reign incredible run he put the fucking work in! Day in and day out the man got it done! He even had to on occasion SELL THE SHIT OUTTA OF IT and put lesser men over! But hey what the fuck do I know right? Who am I right?
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: By this point of ya don’t know who the fuck I am then you don’t know shit! Here’s to victory!
(Kid raises his beer and slams it back while the camera fades to black.)
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