Post by BURNBABYBURN on Jan 27, 2022 17:17:19 GMT -5
(The LEGENDARY Daniel Dare is in his private plane on the way to Vegas for another night of UPW action, and more importantly, the FIRST of the THREE DARES OF DARE.)
DANIEL DARE: "(On the phone) My plane will be there any minute to pick you up. I'm sure Cage will be VERY 'excited' to see you."
(Dare listens.)
DARE: "Yeah, I know you've been waiting a LONG time for this. So have I. So have the fans. It's going to be a GREAT match. See ya soon..."
(Dare hangs up the phone.)
DARE: "Surprised to see me, Cage? You shouldn't have been. I wasn't going to let you retire WITHOUT ME. More to the point, I wasn't going to let you retire in a way that you'd later have SECOND THOUGHTS and want to COME BACK, like so many AGING, BROKEN DOWN wrestlers before you."
(The stewardess hands Dare his drink - ginger ale on the ROCKS!)
DARE: "Because, yeah, Cage, you're TIRED, you're FADING. Even I can see that. You can barely muster up the enthusiasm for your fake AWW SHUCKS act anymore. Why don't you STOP LYING TO YOURSELF and STOP LYING TO THESE PEOPLE, Matt? ADMIT that you're MAD. You're PISSED OFF. I'm NOT the guy you wanted SENDING YOU OFF. But GUESS WHAT, you can pluck some FAT FUCK Doc Louis from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and CALL HIM RON. But the REAL Ron? He DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU and NEVER DID. That's why he's not here, AND I AM!"
(Dare guzzles his drink angrily.)
DARE: "Cage, you RAN from the past! Now the past just RAN INTO YOU! You know, it's funny, you're not the only one, MATT. I see A LOT of familiar faces here. COWARDS like JACK RUBY and CANDY! I see agents of past wrestlers I knew trying their hand at representing someone new. ALL OF THEM ARE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING! That's what Vegas is, right? A PLACE to ESCAPE. A PLACE to START OVER. A PLACE where NOTHING MATTERS and SECOND CHANCES are just ONE DICE ROLL AWAY. Hell, maybe I'm here for the SAME REASON? I don't know..."
(The stewardess comes over with another ginger ale.)
DARE: "But the people I'm bringing in? They're not coming here with ANY of that baggage. They're LASER-FOCUSED on ONE thing, Matt - SENDING YOUR OLD, DECREPIT ASS closer and closer to RETIREMENT."
(The plane lands, and the doors open to welcome new passengers.)
DARE: "Good, you're here. Let the games begin! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
(The scene fades to black before we can see who enters the plane.)
DANIEL DARE: "(On the phone) My plane will be there any minute to pick you up. I'm sure Cage will be VERY 'excited' to see you."
(Dare listens.)
DARE: "Yeah, I know you've been waiting a LONG time for this. So have I. So have the fans. It's going to be a GREAT match. See ya soon..."
(Dare hangs up the phone.)
DARE: "Surprised to see me, Cage? You shouldn't have been. I wasn't going to let you retire WITHOUT ME. More to the point, I wasn't going to let you retire in a way that you'd later have SECOND THOUGHTS and want to COME BACK, like so many AGING, BROKEN DOWN wrestlers before you."
(The stewardess hands Dare his drink - ginger ale on the ROCKS!)
DARE: "Because, yeah, Cage, you're TIRED, you're FADING. Even I can see that. You can barely muster up the enthusiasm for your fake AWW SHUCKS act anymore. Why don't you STOP LYING TO YOURSELF and STOP LYING TO THESE PEOPLE, Matt? ADMIT that you're MAD. You're PISSED OFF. I'm NOT the guy you wanted SENDING YOU OFF. But GUESS WHAT, you can pluck some FAT FUCK Doc Louis from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and CALL HIM RON. But the REAL Ron? He DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU and NEVER DID. That's why he's not here, AND I AM!"
(Dare guzzles his drink angrily.)
DARE: "Cage, you RAN from the past! Now the past just RAN INTO YOU! You know, it's funny, you're not the only one, MATT. I see A LOT of familiar faces here. COWARDS like JACK RUBY and CANDY! I see agents of past wrestlers I knew trying their hand at representing someone new. ALL OF THEM ARE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING! That's what Vegas is, right? A PLACE to ESCAPE. A PLACE to START OVER. A PLACE where NOTHING MATTERS and SECOND CHANCES are just ONE DICE ROLL AWAY. Hell, maybe I'm here for the SAME REASON? I don't know..."
(The stewardess comes over with another ginger ale.)
DARE: "But the people I'm bringing in? They're not coming here with ANY of that baggage. They're LASER-FOCUSED on ONE thing, Matt - SENDING YOUR OLD, DECREPIT ASS closer and closer to RETIREMENT."
(The plane lands, and the doors open to welcome new passengers.)
DARE: "Good, you're here. Let the games begin! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
(The scene fades to black before we can see who enters the plane.)