Second Half of Season 3 Announcement
Jan 31, 2022 19:41:48 GMT -5
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Post by Venom 🕷 on Jan 31, 2022 19:41:48 GMT -5
We open up on a stage set with a podium in the middle and tables on each side. The tables are covered with table cloths with XHF logos displayed on the front. Behind them is a backdrop with the GUNS logo repeating. You can hear the buzz of reporters as Magnus walks in and sits on the immediate left of the podium. He is followed by Bonnie Jenkins representing the XHF who sits to the immediate right of the podium. From off camera we hear.
El Rey: Hit my music.
Magnus: There’s no music for press conferences.
El Rey: I said hit my music.
Magnus let’s out a deep sigh and then drums on the table in front of him.
Magnus: Uh
Yeah, uh, that's right, uh
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh
I was raised by the wolves (I was raised by)
I was raised by the wolves (I was raised by)
I was raised by the wolves, ate 'til they full (I was raised by)
Runnin' through the night, playin' with your life
While Magnus sings the young El Rey walks on stage wearing a cape with all of the plates from the different defunct championships sewn into it and a crown. He walks and takes the seat next to Magnus as Magnus rolls his eyes and stops singing and tapping. With El Rey in his seat Magnus stands up and steps behind the podium. He taps the mic to make sure it’s working and begins the press conference.
Magnus: Hello, thank you all for joining us for this. We’re here tonight to announce the first episode of the Gun Show in 2022.
Magnus pauses as the audience of reporters mumble and cameras flash.
Magnus: As you may have noticed we like to host the Gun Show on holidays and special occasions. The start of the second half of season 2 will be no different as we celebrate Leap Day 2022 on February 29th!
The audience of reporters begins to buzz again as Bonnie stands up and whispers in Magnus’ ear.
Magnus: What? Really? Ahem. I have just been informed it’s not a leap year so there is no February 29th. So the first Gun Show of 2022 will take place on March 1st, the day that would be February 29th!
Again the audience buzzes as Bonnie stands up and whispers into Magnus’ ear.
Magnus: You’ve got to be kidding me? But it’s within the 30 days. Ugh! Excuse me. I have just been informed that Mongo demands the title be defended during every month. I always thought it was just a 30-day defense rule. It’s fine though, I can think on my feet. Before the first Gun Show of the season we’ll hold a one match exhibition where El Rey will defend the X*Crown against Gun Show season one alum Lord Dominicus.
El Rey: What? You said I wouldn’t have to defend until the first Gun Show damn it.
Magnus: Things change. You can pick the stipulation.
El Rey: Fine.
Magnus: Where was I. Right. The first Gun Show of the year. It is going to be an action packed show. Off the Wagon will be in attendance as they celebrate their win of the Sakura Tag League. The very alive Redmond Fury will defend the Phoenix Championship. Spike Kane will take on Jason Long. In the main event we will have our first…uh…second X*Crown Championship defense against DYLAN BLACK!
El Rey: What?!?!
As Magnus says his name Dylan walks in and takes a seat next to Bonnie Jenkins. He leans forward so he can see across the table to his future opponent and he smirks.
Dylan Black: I hope you’re ready to die kid.
El Rey: Whatever. I beat you once and I’m the one with the title now bitch.
Dylan Black: Keep talking kid.
Magnus: Alright guys, calm down. This epic battle will be the highlight of 2022 much like the triple-threat on the Birthday Show.
Dylan Black: I was in that too by the way.
Magnus: We know. Can I finish?
El Rey: No you can’t.
El Rey stands up and pushes Magnus aside and takes over at the podium. He leans over really close to the mic.
El Rey: I am the one who should be celebrated here. I just beat four other wrestlers to become the top champion on the Network. Now that I’m on top nothing can stop me. Not that idiot in the mask and not this cyborg freak over her.
El Rey motions over to Dylan who just leans back in his chair and smiles.
El Rey: This is my time now and this title will be mine until the Rumble, because I refuse to compete in that bullshit.
The audience really buzzes now with the statement of the champion refusing to compete in the Rumble but before anyone can ask any questions El Rey abruptly exits flipping Dylan the bird on his way out.
El Rey: Hit my music.
Magnus: There’s no music for press conferences.
El Rey: I said hit my music.
Magnus let’s out a deep sigh and then drums on the table in front of him.
Magnus: Uh
Yeah, uh, that's right, uh
Yeah, yeah, uh-huh
I was raised by the wolves (I was raised by)
I was raised by the wolves (I was raised by)
I was raised by the wolves, ate 'til they full (I was raised by)
Runnin' through the night, playin' with your life
While Magnus sings the young El Rey walks on stage wearing a cape with all of the plates from the different defunct championships sewn into it and a crown. He walks and takes the seat next to Magnus as Magnus rolls his eyes and stops singing and tapping. With El Rey in his seat Magnus stands up and steps behind the podium. He taps the mic to make sure it’s working and begins the press conference.
Magnus: Hello, thank you all for joining us for this. We’re here tonight to announce the first episode of the Gun Show in 2022.
Magnus pauses as the audience of reporters mumble and cameras flash.
Magnus: As you may have noticed we like to host the Gun Show on holidays and special occasions. The start of the second half of season 2 will be no different as we celebrate Leap Day 2022 on February 29th!
The audience of reporters begins to buzz again as Bonnie stands up and whispers in Magnus’ ear.
Magnus: What? Really? Ahem. I have just been informed it’s not a leap year so there is no February 29th. So the first Gun Show of 2022 will take place on March 1st, the day that would be February 29th!
Again the audience buzzes as Bonnie stands up and whispers into Magnus’ ear.
Magnus: You’ve got to be kidding me? But it’s within the 30 days. Ugh! Excuse me. I have just been informed that Mongo demands the title be defended during every month. I always thought it was just a 30-day defense rule. It’s fine though, I can think on my feet. Before the first Gun Show of the season we’ll hold a one match exhibition where El Rey will defend the X*Crown against Gun Show season one alum Lord Dominicus.
El Rey: What? You said I wouldn’t have to defend until the first Gun Show damn it.
Magnus: Things change. You can pick the stipulation.
El Rey: Fine.
Magnus: Where was I. Right. The first Gun Show of the year. It is going to be an action packed show. Off the Wagon will be in attendance as they celebrate their win of the Sakura Tag League. The very alive Redmond Fury will defend the Phoenix Championship. Spike Kane will take on Jason Long. In the main event we will have our first…uh…second X*Crown Championship defense against DYLAN BLACK!
El Rey: What?!?!
As Magnus says his name Dylan walks in and takes a seat next to Bonnie Jenkins. He leans forward so he can see across the table to his future opponent and he smirks.
Dylan Black: I hope you’re ready to die kid.
El Rey: Whatever. I beat you once and I’m the one with the title now bitch.
Dylan Black: Keep talking kid.
Magnus: Alright guys, calm down. This epic battle will be the highlight of 2022 much like the triple-threat on the Birthday Show.
Dylan Black: I was in that too by the way.
Magnus: We know. Can I finish?
El Rey: No you can’t.
El Rey stands up and pushes Magnus aside and takes over at the podium. He leans over really close to the mic.
El Rey: I am the one who should be celebrated here. I just beat four other wrestlers to become the top champion on the Network. Now that I’m on top nothing can stop me. Not that idiot in the mask and not this cyborg freak over her.
El Rey motions over to Dylan who just leans back in his chair and smiles.
El Rey: This is my time now and this title will be mine until the Rumble, because I refuse to compete in that bullshit.
The audience really buzzes now with the statement of the champion refusing to compete in the Rumble but before anyone can ask any questions El Rey abruptly exits flipping Dylan the bird on his way out.