Post by rich121 on Feb 4, 2022 13:11:44 GMT -5
Open on a campfire out in the middle of the Nevada desert where Jester LeBeau is sitting beside it…
Jester: "Some people end up with a target on their back while I have one tattooed on my crotch. When I sit back and listen I realize you are all some cry baby bitches with a disillusioned view of the reality around them. I mean I expect it from CJ Walker but gawddamn the rest of you cannot keep my name out of your mouths. And THAT is a good thing.
"King Golden Coral, you say Pixi brings 'magic' to the ring? I mean her kitty is magic, and clean shaven without any noticeable stubble, and yes she holds the title belt. And true, the XFL or whatever I went to did not go as planned but I don't let that get me down. I just puff until I forget and move to the next step. And while Pixi pie is quite a performer, she damn sure isn't going to get on a ring with me because after that match her pretty face won't be pretty no more. And that scares you the most because if anything happens to your precious meal ticket then you'd have to cut back to 6 meals a day and could possible waste away all that morbid obesity you've worked so hard to achieve.
"Isabella Von Krauss… oops. I got you confused with Esmerelda Von Krauss who pulled out a win back in that XWE or whatever match and that whoopin was intended for her so if you could just pass that along to her that would be great, yeah.
"I guess I need to address my next match, me and 3 asswipes for a shot at Kod DeAss and the UPW World Openweight Championship at Blow Your Mind. Jack Ruby, once again a one handed man in a fight that he's not going to win because he's not his more successful former tag team partner. And while not as hot as Summer, he does have a certain appeal to the online bear community which means more subs to his Only Fans page which means money in my pocket.
"Mother fucking CJ Walker, what else could I possibly say to the guy with the shortest UPW World title reign on record. With all the time he's spending training his Cobra Vipers I'm surprised he has anytime to fuck his sister. I mean does anyone even care that this guy is still around?
"And Nathaniel, you fucking stole my prize at dirty Santa. 'Book a card' was the Golden goose but all you're going to do is put yourself in a world title match and it probably won't even be in a place that can keep out any unwanted interference like a steel cage. I was going to use that and create a wonderfully bloody playground and pull every fucking string on each one of you fucking puppets for my own personal enjoyment! But no, now we gotta see Nathaniel parrot whatever Sweet Daddy Ragsdale tells him and all I've got is a guaranteed anytime anywhere World title shot. Where's the fun in that?
(Jester stokes the fire with a branch which catches fire which he uses to light one of his 'premium Cannabis smokeables'. A deep drag then exhales)
"I guess it could be worse. I could be a former world champion who is currently laid up in a hospital while his cronies chase their tails and drink their depression into a stooper. I mean we all know who the balls of the Black Handjob is or was. So they're basically neutered now. Hey, now CJ would fit in with them being a balless wonder himself.
"Back to my match up, you see I've literally got nothing to lose or even that much to gain, I already have my world title shot so I don't HAVE to win. However what I absolutely must do is break, batter, bruise and bleed the other three that are in the match with me. I will leave my mark on them as scars that no surgeon can repair or hide. Now THAT is a reason to show up for work!
"So, let the games begin and may the beat man lose the least amount of blood and still be able to walk at the end of the night. Now I hope all my little fucksticks have their tickets in hand so I can see you at the show. And the slutiest looking mom will get a backstage visit with me."
Jester: "Some people end up with a target on their back while I have one tattooed on my crotch. When I sit back and listen I realize you are all some cry baby bitches with a disillusioned view of the reality around them. I mean I expect it from CJ Walker but gawddamn the rest of you cannot keep my name out of your mouths. And THAT is a good thing.
"King Golden Coral, you say Pixi brings 'magic' to the ring? I mean her kitty is magic, and clean shaven without any noticeable stubble, and yes she holds the title belt. And true, the XFL or whatever I went to did not go as planned but I don't let that get me down. I just puff until I forget and move to the next step. And while Pixi pie is quite a performer, she damn sure isn't going to get on a ring with me because after that match her pretty face won't be pretty no more. And that scares you the most because if anything happens to your precious meal ticket then you'd have to cut back to 6 meals a day and could possible waste away all that morbid obesity you've worked so hard to achieve.
"Isabella Von Krauss… oops. I got you confused with Esmerelda Von Krauss who pulled out a win back in that XWE or whatever match and that whoopin was intended for her so if you could just pass that along to her that would be great, yeah.
"I guess I need to address my next match, me and 3 asswipes for a shot at Kod DeAss and the UPW World Openweight Championship at Blow Your Mind. Jack Ruby, once again a one handed man in a fight that he's not going to win because he's not his more successful former tag team partner. And while not as hot as Summer, he does have a certain appeal to the online bear community which means more subs to his Only Fans page which means money in my pocket.
"Mother fucking CJ Walker, what else could I possibly say to the guy with the shortest UPW World title reign on record. With all the time he's spending training his Cobra Vipers I'm surprised he has anytime to fuck his sister. I mean does anyone even care that this guy is still around?
"And Nathaniel, you fucking stole my prize at dirty Santa. 'Book a card' was the Golden goose but all you're going to do is put yourself in a world title match and it probably won't even be in a place that can keep out any unwanted interference like a steel cage. I was going to use that and create a wonderfully bloody playground and pull every fucking string on each one of you fucking puppets for my own personal enjoyment! But no, now we gotta see Nathaniel parrot whatever Sweet Daddy Ragsdale tells him and all I've got is a guaranteed anytime anywhere World title shot. Where's the fun in that?
(Jester stokes the fire with a branch which catches fire which he uses to light one of his 'premium Cannabis smokeables'. A deep drag then exhales)
"I guess it could be worse. I could be a former world champion who is currently laid up in a hospital while his cronies chase their tails and drink their depression into a stooper. I mean we all know who the balls of the Black Handjob is or was. So they're basically neutered now. Hey, now CJ would fit in with them being a balless wonder himself.
"Back to my match up, you see I've literally got nothing to lose or even that much to gain, I already have my world title shot so I don't HAVE to win. However what I absolutely must do is break, batter, bruise and bleed the other three that are in the match with me. I will leave my mark on them as scars that no surgeon can repair or hide. Now THAT is a reason to show up for work!
"So, let the games begin and may the beat man lose the least amount of blood and still be able to walk at the end of the night. Now I hope all my little fucksticks have their tickets in hand so I can see you at the show. And the slutiest looking mom will get a backstage visit with me."