Post by kiddiaz316 on Feb 5, 2022 10:04:03 GMT -5
Jonny RP- Rich, Stewart and Jay
(Scene opens in Brooklyn New York at the now infamous SLAMTOWN! This is the hottest nightclub, social gathering, business and personal combined! This is the meeting place of some of the biggest names in music, Television, Hollywood and sports! The Blackhand’s tag team champions Rated M Adam Miller and their beloved World Champion Kid Diaz and Rain are seen at the bar.)
Diaz: It’s said that book tours are excellent things, and one is lucky to get to go on one, but they have a way of leeching away one's will to live. This could be said about Rated M’s dearest friend Pixi who has herself in a real pickle! What in the dirty blue hell has she done to deserve this madness?
(Kid chuckles and tilts his head and drinks a swig of his beer.)
Rain: Been in too many three ways to keep count. Pixi must have got herself all stretched out and worn out. She must have been sore before the match even started. Or maybe she's jealous she could be sandwiched between Sound and Silence.
Miller: She must have been!
Diaz: So CJ Walker the Welfare Wizard is now the janitor and has a band of plumbers following him around? Madame does have some leaky plumbing going on if ya know what I mean!
(Rain nearly choked on drink from laughing at Kid Diaz.)
Rain: Shit, I'd be shocked that her plumbing hadn't dried out. And now the lapdog gets ANOTHER opportunity at the big belt.
Diaz: Fourway contender for this bad boy!
(Kid raises his World Title in the air.)
Diaz: CJ Wanker, Old Man Ruby, Jester the clown and Nathan! This is what is coming my way? This?
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: Yeah my arm is a bit sore but I’ll live as always! Was it cheap? It was! Was it sleepy? You bet! Am I shocked? Not in the least! This is the kind of shit CJ Wanker does! That’s why his title reigns are hiccups! That’s why he’s the laughing stock of this business in Its entirety! His 50 word count promotional material that he recently bumped up to 75 words by adding more super challenging words like“and”, “Up”,” had”, “it”, “his”! The man is a Down syndrome rocking Rhymer!
Rain: You forgot "um", "ug" and "Hey sis, I'm horny!"
Diaz: Then we got Nathan! Rags disappointing prize fighter who has always been the bridesmaid! He just can’t catch a break ya know?
Miller: Nathaniel tries to be the real deal. Bitch ain't got shit on you man!
Diaz: Then we got Jester! This mother fucker ain’t dealing with a full deck! He’s the reason we got these!
(Kid raises his tag title up in the air.)
Diaz: He swore up and down his fun house would be Rated M’s demise but it rather turned into the TSN turning point and we beat his ass and we burnt that mother fucker to the ground figitally speaking!
Rain: Still, that fucker is the ultimate cockroach. He keeps coming back. Need to find a way to squash him once and for all.
Miller: Cut his head off? Too much? Yeah maybe…..pretty sure giving him a bag of coke he'll pretty much do anything you want!
Diaz: I don’t know about you guys but I'm really thirsty and the blonde over there has had eyes on me since I walked in here! She looks familiar!
Rain: (nudges Miller) I think we are about to see the Champ in action.
(Kid high fives Rain and heads towards the blonde. Camera fades to black.)
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