Post by Maddox and Candy on Feb 5, 2022 23:43:28 GMT -5
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(The scene fades open inside of an Uber XL where Maddox and Candy are sat in the backseat on their way to a press event. Maddox Is watching previous footage from Friday Night Free For All and Candy has her eyes closed for a moment)
MADDOX: Honestly, can't believe that the dice landed on me.
(Candy opens her eyes slowly and looks over at Maddox)
CANDY: Truthfully...
(She laughs)
CANDY: I was like, you HAVE to lose this match. We just bet a majority of our money on Pixi. Like, I know you probably wanted that Sin City Championship but...we couldn't lose all of our money.
MADDOX: I mean, we could have if I won the championship which I mean, there was a huge possibility of accomplishing that. What a good ass match though. Pixi got me though gal. She took my ass down. I'm glad we at least gambled and won some money. We need to figure out what we're going to do for this round.
CANDY: She's a beast here for a reason my friend. However, It was so much fucking fun, I'm not gonna lie.
MADDOX: No lie there. It just honestly was a really good night of wrestling, to be fair.
CANDY: Dude! We are the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS for the Tag Team titles.
MADDOX: I'm.......ecstatic sis. If there's anyone here in this federation who has waited for an opportunity to continue to take down those horny, chauvinistic, slobbering all over the place idiots, its us. We haven't seen much of their fearless leader for awhile. We knew little Devy would disappear the moment he wasn't on top of his mountain. At least Diaz, Rain and Fear...I mean Miller have stuck It out and continued on.
CANDY: Why wouldn't they though? Diaz is the Openweight Champion and Rated M are the tag team championships. It's easy for them to stay around. The real test is if they lose. Will they continue to show their face?
MADDOX: Well, Rain lost his championship and he's still trucking, so kudos to him.
CANDY: Yeah, kudos to him. He just needs to break from those asshats. There's so much talent there. The Black Hand needs him, he doesn't need them.
MADDOX: But he's young...wants to be apart of something. He want's to make a name for himself so, he's doing what's convenient and not what makes sense.
CANDY: Truth.
MADDOX: Anyways...we wrestled brilliantly together babes. You were literally taking It to the Robinsons. It would have been a lot more fun double teaming the wrestling reject.
CANDY: That's boring though. Like, thank you so much for defending us and speaking in our favor but it's a wrestling match. I dont owe anybody anything.
MADDOX: No, you don't owe anyone anything but I mean...we were most definitely on the same page with how we felt about the taser and how idiotic It was they even had a chance at the tag team titles.
CANDY: Yeah, we were on the same page. You wanna know what else we were on the same page about? That It was a wrestling match.
MADDOX: Lord, sometimes you are so thick skulled. You HAVE to have friends in this industry. I know you're the teacher and everything but baby, an old dog can learn new tricks too.
(Maddox smirks at her)
CANDY: Well first things first, I ain't an old dog. Secondly, yes, I can continue to learn but we're trying to WIN. Become the Number one contender for the Tag Team titles. One step closer to holding gold as Haus of Salvaje. Not just as Maddox or as Candy but as a tag team. If the other fuck wads didn't want to get into the ring and didn't want to wrestle and Jett or Jumbo are the only two that are going to stand there in that ring...I'm going to fight. It's as easy as that.
MADDOX: I hear you, I hear you. I guess I would have just squared up instead of surprising them.
CANDY: My dad always told me...its better to be on offense then to be on defense. Don't let someone know you're coming sometimes. You have to get the best of them before they get the best of you. However, It was shitty that Butch ONCE again tases somebody and gets away with It. Bullshit.
MADDOX: Okay, okay, okay. I hear you. And yes, BULL.
CANDY: Trust me, listening to me will get you further then you want to admit.
(Candy shoots him a snarky wink)
MADDOX: I think that with our bet, we should go a little lower this week. See if we can get back to $500?
CANDY: I think so too. A lot of matches on the card. But I think we're on the same page about this one?
MADDOX: Yeah. $50 on Jumbo winning his match against Butch?
CANDY: Correct. Keep It cute this week and focus on our match. Get us a little bit further up the ranks with our money. We'll need to really figure out when we're going to use that chip.
MADDOX: Yes, we do and speaking of getting us further, we are in the MAIN EVENT next week baby.
CANDY: Won't you say It again!
MADDOX: Main event baby! Why they got to have us against Pixi again though? Sheesh.
CANDY: Can't handle It again?
MADDOX: Oh please, I'm kidding. I just don't like to hurt my friends.
CANDY: I'm sure she is not worried about hurting any friends.
MADDOX: Correct.
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: They got the number one contenders against the champs. Should get verrrrryyyyyyy interesting.
CANDY: Let's be real here...Pixi is going to drag Rated M along and they are gonna try and hoe her out. They don't care about her. They'd rather laugh at her and watch her crumble then actually take this match seriously.
MADDOX: But they are dealing with LITERAL enemies. They hate us and we hate them. There's EXTREME bad blood here. Do you really think they are just going to try and watch Pixi fail at this by herself?
CANDY: It's 50/50. They aren't very colorful and they are very black and white. It's gonna go one way or the other. But Pixi's a bad ass and could probably handle that entire match by herself.
MADDOX: I dunno about that sis. Last Friday Night Free For All was one thing but she's gonna get all this sass and pizzaz next Friday, thats for sure. She can catch these hands in all the places and I don't know if It would be THAT easy for her to wrestle by herself. Not just with us but we are teamed up with David Berg who seem's REAL intense.
CANDY: Giiiirrrrrrl, the intensity is real.
MADDOX: It was the "leftist" stuff for me.
CANDY: Does he even realize that we are probably just as left as Pixi?
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: But Mindless Zombies we are not.
CANDY: Thats the FURTHEST from what you could call us actually. The only thing that you and I really care about is just equality anyways. We aren't super wrapped up in politics like that but we are generally on the left side of things.
MADDOX: And it's a great place to be. We march to the beat of our own drums and we have our own ideals that a lot of "right" people don't really believe in or understand. However, all of that aside, I hope he actually can find the chemistry to vibe with us in the ring because thats a HUGE part of this whole tag team situation.
CANDY: I really think that he'll have an easier time tagging with us than Pixi will have tagging with Diaz and Miller.
MADDOX: Facts. He DOES have amazing allies in you and I and by the sounds of It, its not what he's used to.
CANDY: We have to show him he can trust some people here, at least for one night.
MADDOX: Before we can show him he can trust people, we need to get a couple things straight here though. Which, I am not. But...
(He chuckles)
MADDOX: Miller will NEVER have my phone number but also its not a good enough reason for you not to be concerned about someone. So, not really sure where you were going with that one but...FAIL.
CANDY: I think It would be comedy if Miller did ask you for your number though.
MADDOX: Oh god. Stop manifesting this. We dont want this.
CANDY: I want It. You dont want It.
(She laughs very loudly)
MADDOX: Good thing Miller is straight.
CANDY: Straight to your DM's.
MADDOX: I'm gonna throw you out of this car.
CANDY: Try It. Those curls will be ripped straight from your scalp.
MADDOX: Bitch move right there.
CANDY: I fight dirty when I need to.
MADDOX: Anyways, puta.
CANDY: It's also quite the comedy that he's not worried about Pixi because of how much she weighs. When has that had anything to do with the price of milk or the tea in China? He's gonna regret bringing THAT up as a reason as to why he's not worried about her. She's gonna backflip her fist right into him and he's gonna regret everything he said.
MADDOX: There is VALIDITY in that statement. However, we can't sit here and roast Berg. He's our partner. We need him to be focused in on working with us.
CANDY: People have to learn though. People can just run their mouths and expect people not to speak up. It's shit I've had to deal with throughout my entire career. My weight and size has nothing to do with how talented I am. I'm the Baddest Bitch for a reason.
MADDOX: And I'm the pretty boy for a reason.
(He winks)
MADDOX: Kidding, kidding. Berg is one of those people that a lot of people are looking at right now in UPW and rightfully so. He's the number one contender for Sin City Championship for a reason. Yes, he said some stupid shit but lets get on the same page and ready to wrestle with him.
CANDY: I can wrestle with him and play nice. The cherry on top is winning but the goal is to just wrestle a good match and provide the entertainment. The entertainment is the fact that we are getting to go up against Rated M and whoop some ass. Berg is worried about them being champions but It doesn't mean they are unbeatable.
MADDOX: I think he grasps that. He should NOT be worried about them being champions though. You and I have also held gold. So, there's an even playing field here regardless of gold.
CANDY: Correct. His allies ARE formidable like he says.
MADDOX: His allies are fucking iconic.
CANDY: ICONS bitch, icons.
MADDOX: Period. He can rely on us all the way from the beginning of the match till the end, we have his back and I think with him wanting a victory, he'll have ours too.
CANDY: This is an opportunity to let Rated M know what the hell we have in store for them and that we are VERY serious in taking those championships away from them.
MADDOX: It's about timing and the time is coming.
CANDY: But don't worry Berg. You got this, we got this. You may not know much about tagging but Maddox and I will be the best damn allies you ever had.
MADDOX: FACTS! Also...wait.....did you see Dare's promo?
CANDY: Why are people continuously coming from Cage?
(Maddox shrugs)
CANDY: But also...leave my name out of It. I haven't ran from anything except a poor excuse of a federation that I didn't want anything to do with anymore. A federation ran with only favoritism in mind and didn't let anyone actually reach their full potential. That's the only shit I got away from. Now Im here. You're here. Excelling and Dare wants to try and come in here and try to just do..."something!" Well, It won't work. Ya girl is thriving. Ya girl has found a better opportunity first and foremost in training you but also now wrestling by your side. So Dare can think whatever he wants and call me a coward. But this coward is about to become a tag team champion with her best friend and partner and that's all I really need to say about that.
(Candy purses her lips and smirks while picking up her phone and checking a few text messages)
MADDOX: I think we're about to be at the venue.
CANDY: Perfection.
MADDOX: Last words?
CANDY: Rated M....this is just going to be a TASTE of what Haus of Salvaje is going to be serving up come game time baby. Really enjoy the quality time you have with those championship belts because they are going to be coming with us soon. There's an expiration date with your name attached to It.
MADDOX: Pixi...I'm sorry you have to wrestle with these clowns but you're just as Enemy #1 come Friday Night Free For All. Haus of Salvaje has something to prove and you're apart of the equation, unwillingly. We look forward to creating some magic in the ring with you and we know it'll be exciting regardless of the carnage thats about to unfold. I think Berg will have more of his attention on you anyways, more so than Candy and I. We love ya though.
CANDY: Berg, just get ready for a war. There's bad blood here and Maddox and I are not coming to play. We're here to slay and take the W. If we don't, we will most definitely go down swinging.
MADDOX: Forever swinging. The fans will be satisfied, thats for sure.
CANDY: Absolutely.
(The car comes to a halt in front of a pair of double doors)
MADDOX: This is us.
CANDY: Perfect, I gotta pee so bad.
(They both laugh as they get out of the car and the doors slam)
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(The scene fades open inside of an Uber XL where Maddox and Candy are sat in the backseat on their way to a press event. Maddox Is watching previous footage from Friday Night Free For All and Candy has her eyes closed for a moment)
MADDOX: Honestly, can't believe that the dice landed on me.
(Candy opens her eyes slowly and looks over at Maddox)
CANDY: Truthfully...
(She laughs)
CANDY: I was like, you HAVE to lose this match. We just bet a majority of our money on Pixi. Like, I know you probably wanted that Sin City Championship but...we couldn't lose all of our money.
MADDOX: I mean, we could have if I won the championship which I mean, there was a huge possibility of accomplishing that. What a good ass match though. Pixi got me though gal. She took my ass down. I'm glad we at least gambled and won some money. We need to figure out what we're going to do for this round.
CANDY: She's a beast here for a reason my friend. However, It was so much fucking fun, I'm not gonna lie.
MADDOX: No lie there. It just honestly was a really good night of wrestling, to be fair.
CANDY: Dude! We are the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS for the Tag Team titles.
MADDOX: I'm.......ecstatic sis. If there's anyone here in this federation who has waited for an opportunity to continue to take down those horny, chauvinistic, slobbering all over the place idiots, its us. We haven't seen much of their fearless leader for awhile. We knew little Devy would disappear the moment he wasn't on top of his mountain. At least Diaz, Rain and Fear...I mean Miller have stuck It out and continued on.
CANDY: Why wouldn't they though? Diaz is the Openweight Champion and Rated M are the tag team championships. It's easy for them to stay around. The real test is if they lose. Will they continue to show their face?
MADDOX: Well, Rain lost his championship and he's still trucking, so kudos to him.
CANDY: Yeah, kudos to him. He just needs to break from those asshats. There's so much talent there. The Black Hand needs him, he doesn't need them.
MADDOX: But he's young...wants to be apart of something. He want's to make a name for himself so, he's doing what's convenient and not what makes sense.
CANDY: Truth.
MADDOX: Anyways...we wrestled brilliantly together babes. You were literally taking It to the Robinsons. It would have been a lot more fun double teaming the wrestling reject.
CANDY: That's boring though. Like, thank you so much for defending us and speaking in our favor but it's a wrestling match. I dont owe anybody anything.
MADDOX: No, you don't owe anyone anything but I mean...we were most definitely on the same page with how we felt about the taser and how idiotic It was they even had a chance at the tag team titles.
CANDY: Yeah, we were on the same page. You wanna know what else we were on the same page about? That It was a wrestling match.
MADDOX: Lord, sometimes you are so thick skulled. You HAVE to have friends in this industry. I know you're the teacher and everything but baby, an old dog can learn new tricks too.
(Maddox smirks at her)
CANDY: Well first things first, I ain't an old dog. Secondly, yes, I can continue to learn but we're trying to WIN. Become the Number one contender for the Tag Team titles. One step closer to holding gold as Haus of Salvaje. Not just as Maddox or as Candy but as a tag team. If the other fuck wads didn't want to get into the ring and didn't want to wrestle and Jett or Jumbo are the only two that are going to stand there in that ring...I'm going to fight. It's as easy as that.
MADDOX: I hear you, I hear you. I guess I would have just squared up instead of surprising them.
CANDY: My dad always told me...its better to be on offense then to be on defense. Don't let someone know you're coming sometimes. You have to get the best of them before they get the best of you. However, It was shitty that Butch ONCE again tases somebody and gets away with It. Bullshit.
MADDOX: Okay, okay, okay. I hear you. And yes, BULL.
CANDY: Trust me, listening to me will get you further then you want to admit.
(Candy shoots him a snarky wink)
MADDOX: I think that with our bet, we should go a little lower this week. See if we can get back to $500?
CANDY: I think so too. A lot of matches on the card. But I think we're on the same page about this one?
MADDOX: Yeah. $50 on Jumbo winning his match against Butch?
CANDY: Correct. Keep It cute this week and focus on our match. Get us a little bit further up the ranks with our money. We'll need to really figure out when we're going to use that chip.
MADDOX: Yes, we do and speaking of getting us further, we are in the MAIN EVENT next week baby.
CANDY: Won't you say It again!
MADDOX: Main event baby! Why they got to have us against Pixi again though? Sheesh.
CANDY: Can't handle It again?
MADDOX: Oh please, I'm kidding. I just don't like to hurt my friends.
CANDY: I'm sure she is not worried about hurting any friends.
MADDOX: Correct.
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: They got the number one contenders against the champs. Should get verrrrryyyyyyy interesting.
CANDY: Let's be real here...Pixi is going to drag Rated M along and they are gonna try and hoe her out. They don't care about her. They'd rather laugh at her and watch her crumble then actually take this match seriously.
MADDOX: But they are dealing with LITERAL enemies. They hate us and we hate them. There's EXTREME bad blood here. Do you really think they are just going to try and watch Pixi fail at this by herself?
CANDY: It's 50/50. They aren't very colorful and they are very black and white. It's gonna go one way or the other. But Pixi's a bad ass and could probably handle that entire match by herself.
MADDOX: I dunno about that sis. Last Friday Night Free For All was one thing but she's gonna get all this sass and pizzaz next Friday, thats for sure. She can catch these hands in all the places and I don't know if It would be THAT easy for her to wrestle by herself. Not just with us but we are teamed up with David Berg who seem's REAL intense.
CANDY: Giiiirrrrrrl, the intensity is real.
MADDOX: It was the "leftist" stuff for me.
CANDY: Does he even realize that we are probably just as left as Pixi?
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: But Mindless Zombies we are not.
CANDY: Thats the FURTHEST from what you could call us actually. The only thing that you and I really care about is just equality anyways. We aren't super wrapped up in politics like that but we are generally on the left side of things.
MADDOX: And it's a great place to be. We march to the beat of our own drums and we have our own ideals that a lot of "right" people don't really believe in or understand. However, all of that aside, I hope he actually can find the chemistry to vibe with us in the ring because thats a HUGE part of this whole tag team situation.
CANDY: I really think that he'll have an easier time tagging with us than Pixi will have tagging with Diaz and Miller.
MADDOX: Facts. He DOES have amazing allies in you and I and by the sounds of It, its not what he's used to.
CANDY: We have to show him he can trust some people here, at least for one night.
MADDOX: Before we can show him he can trust people, we need to get a couple things straight here though. Which, I am not. But...
(He chuckles)
MADDOX: Miller will NEVER have my phone number but also its not a good enough reason for you not to be concerned about someone. So, not really sure where you were going with that one but...FAIL.
CANDY: I think It would be comedy if Miller did ask you for your number though.
MADDOX: Oh god. Stop manifesting this. We dont want this.
CANDY: I want It. You dont want It.
(She laughs very loudly)
MADDOX: Good thing Miller is straight.
CANDY: Straight to your DM's.
MADDOX: I'm gonna throw you out of this car.
CANDY: Try It. Those curls will be ripped straight from your scalp.
MADDOX: Bitch move right there.
CANDY: I fight dirty when I need to.
MADDOX: Anyways, puta.
CANDY: It's also quite the comedy that he's not worried about Pixi because of how much she weighs. When has that had anything to do with the price of milk or the tea in China? He's gonna regret bringing THAT up as a reason as to why he's not worried about her. She's gonna backflip her fist right into him and he's gonna regret everything he said.
MADDOX: There is VALIDITY in that statement. However, we can't sit here and roast Berg. He's our partner. We need him to be focused in on working with us.
CANDY: People have to learn though. People can just run their mouths and expect people not to speak up. It's shit I've had to deal with throughout my entire career. My weight and size has nothing to do with how talented I am. I'm the Baddest Bitch for a reason.
MADDOX: And I'm the pretty boy for a reason.
(He winks)
MADDOX: Kidding, kidding. Berg is one of those people that a lot of people are looking at right now in UPW and rightfully so. He's the number one contender for Sin City Championship for a reason. Yes, he said some stupid shit but lets get on the same page and ready to wrestle with him.
CANDY: I can wrestle with him and play nice. The cherry on top is winning but the goal is to just wrestle a good match and provide the entertainment. The entertainment is the fact that we are getting to go up against Rated M and whoop some ass. Berg is worried about them being champions but It doesn't mean they are unbeatable.
MADDOX: I think he grasps that. He should NOT be worried about them being champions though. You and I have also held gold. So, there's an even playing field here regardless of gold.
CANDY: Correct. His allies ARE formidable like he says.
MADDOX: His allies are fucking iconic.
CANDY: ICONS bitch, icons.
MADDOX: Period. He can rely on us all the way from the beginning of the match till the end, we have his back and I think with him wanting a victory, he'll have ours too.
CANDY: This is an opportunity to let Rated M know what the hell we have in store for them and that we are VERY serious in taking those championships away from them.
MADDOX: It's about timing and the time is coming.
CANDY: But don't worry Berg. You got this, we got this. You may not know much about tagging but Maddox and I will be the best damn allies you ever had.
MADDOX: FACTS! Also...wait.....did you see Dare's promo?
CANDY: Why are people continuously coming from Cage?
(Maddox shrugs)
CANDY: But also...leave my name out of It. I haven't ran from anything except a poor excuse of a federation that I didn't want anything to do with anymore. A federation ran with only favoritism in mind and didn't let anyone actually reach their full potential. That's the only shit I got away from. Now Im here. You're here. Excelling and Dare wants to try and come in here and try to just do..."something!" Well, It won't work. Ya girl is thriving. Ya girl has found a better opportunity first and foremost in training you but also now wrestling by your side. So Dare can think whatever he wants and call me a coward. But this coward is about to become a tag team champion with her best friend and partner and that's all I really need to say about that.
(Candy purses her lips and smirks while picking up her phone and checking a few text messages)
MADDOX: I think we're about to be at the venue.
CANDY: Perfection.
MADDOX: Last words?
CANDY: Rated M....this is just going to be a TASTE of what Haus of Salvaje is going to be serving up come game time baby. Really enjoy the quality time you have with those championship belts because they are going to be coming with us soon. There's an expiration date with your name attached to It.
MADDOX: Pixi...I'm sorry you have to wrestle with these clowns but you're just as Enemy #1 come Friday Night Free For All. Haus of Salvaje has something to prove and you're apart of the equation, unwillingly. We look forward to creating some magic in the ring with you and we know it'll be exciting regardless of the carnage thats about to unfold. I think Berg will have more of his attention on you anyways, more so than Candy and I. We love ya though.
CANDY: Berg, just get ready for a war. There's bad blood here and Maddox and I are not coming to play. We're here to slay and take the W. If we don't, we will most definitely go down swinging.
MADDOX: Forever swinging. The fans will be satisfied, thats for sure.
CANDY: Absolutely.
(The car comes to a halt in front of a pair of double doors)
MADDOX: This is us.
CANDY: Perfect, I gotta pee so bad.
(They both laugh as they get out of the car and the doors slam)
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