Post by davidberg47 on Feb 7, 2022 15:23:14 GMT -5
David Berg and Emma Stone sit through Cirque du Soleil. Its not bad actually. Post show, Emma takes Berg to the back where the acrobats are chilling out. The space is fairly large in size with numerous gymnastics gear and an open floor.
Emma: Stand in the middle, oh mighty King of the Streets.
Berg: Why?
Emma: You will see
(Berg obliges and then two acrobats, about 120 pounds each and no taller than 5’6 spring into action. Wearing tight spandex, they are Asian males and quite quick and adroit. They connect with a series of kicks and punches to Berg and Berg cannot quite block or when he does the other gets through. The damage isn’t extensive but Berg feels it. Death by a thousand paper cuts.)
Emma: Would you like them to stop almighty King of the Streets?
(Berg grimaces as a shot comes through and bloodies his lip. As quick as Berg is, these are trained acrobats and contortionists and Berg will not be able to catch them so easily. He needs a different plan. A kick to the back, a flying kick to the stomach is blocked but then a kick to the side of the face gets through. Berg slows down his heart rate, he sees one of the men flying at him, instead of blocking the punch, he absorbs it in his gut but before the man can pull away, Berg grabs him and at the same time does the same thing with his other hand and now he has both in his clutches. The men look unnerved but Berg just puts them down and smiles. They shake hands and share some waters).
Emma: Very well done. You used their quickness and allowed yourself to get hit to get close enough to grab them.
Berg: I may only be 23 but I am not idiot. I cannot out quick Pixi, that was the intent of this was it not?
Emma: Yes. Yes, very good oh King of the Streets.
Berg: The sarcasm
Emma: The Truth
Berg: What the hell is this?
Emma: What?
Berg: Looks at his phone and sees the vignettes from Candy and Maddox and grimaces.
Emma: They seem passionate
Berg: More damn Leftists. This country is infected. Idiot president idiot persons. But that is beside the point. I get what they are saying. This is a necessary alliance like when the US and the UK teamed up with the Soviet Union to defeat the Axis. I too shall unite with the House of Sewage to defeat Pixi and Rated M.
Emma: House of Salvaje
Berg: What in the Desert Hell is Salvaje? Its not Sewage? Are you sure?
Emma: Salvaje means wild in Spanish
Berg: The are the House of Wild?
Emma: It seems so.
Berg: What? That doesn’t make any sense just like their vignette. They are all over the place. They like Pixi but hate Rated M? They are leftists but they will tolerate me? Really? Candy is worried about Adam Miller asking for the phone number of Maddox? What and why? Is she nervous he won’t have time to go shoe shopping with the “Baddest Bitch”?
Emma: Hmmm…I like this King of the Streets.
Berg: I sit here and I wonder who am I going to war with? Adam Miller and Kid Diaz are formidable. But I am going to do something wild an crazy, Emma.
Emma: Do tell
Berg: I am going to take House of Sewage
Emma: Salvaje
Berg: The House of Wild on their word. They want an alliance for one night, they got it. Let me say this to Adam Miller. His finisher is the “True Meaning of Fear” well he is going to discover what that is when I break his ribs and then smash his face into the damn mat. He and his aerial attack will be grounded for a long time.
Then we have the muscle head, Kid Diaz. I pick things up and I put them DOWN….I pick things up and I put them DOWN….the Gun show. Spare me. He has a Spanish name, he hails from Ireland and went to wrestling school in Indiana. Can this be any more contrived?
Emma: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Berg: If Kid Diaz believes he is stronger than me then he has another thing coming. Then we have the Green haired Pixi. Our champion. The ultra quick acrobat. My tag team partners have shown her much respect. I too shall show her much respect. She is a practitioner of Krav Maga, MY PEOPLE INVENTED KRAV MAGA. Let me say this. Summer, you are just kid. Hell I am older than you. I am bigger than you and I am sure as hell better than you. I am going to take out Adam Miller and Kid Diaz and leave their scraps for the House of Sewage.
Emma: Salvaje
Berg: Salvaje
Berg pauses
Berg: That will just leave you and me, Summer. And you will be mine ALL NIGHT LONG!
Emma: Now that is the King of the Streets
Acrobats (enjoy Maddox)