Post by BURNBABYBURN on Feb 9, 2022 17:07:15 GMT -5
(The LEGENDARY Daniel Dare is in his palatial penthouse suite on the strip with Chip Riggle, Chip's manager/agent/daddy Rust Riggle, and Cage's upcoming opponent Cade Byron.)
Daniel Dare: What the HELL was THAT, huh?
Rust Riggle: I'll tell you what it was! It was Cage PATHETICALLY taking advantage of a STARSTRUCK KID, that's what!
Chip Riggle: Come on, Dad, it wasn't like that. Cage is one of the ALL-TIME GREATS.
Rust: HORSE PUCKY! That's EXACTLY what it was like.
Dare: Have to agree with your dad on this one, kid. You went into that match with your supposed (does sarcastic finger quotes) "HERO" Cage as a FAN instead of an OPPONENT. You were DAZZLED to be in the same ring with your CHILDHOOD FAVORITE. You could've WON that match at ANY time - WE ALL KNOW IT! - but you WENT EASY ON HIM.
Chip: But that's not--
Rust: (Interrupting) And the worst part is - Cage KNEW IT, RECOGNIZED IT, and TOOK THE HANDOUT ANYWAY!
Dare: HASHTAG SAD.
Chip: Seeing Cage compete is what made me want to BECOME a wrestler, motivated me to sign up for an amateur wrestling team when I was a little kid, inspired me to turn pro and live out my dream.
Cade Byron: You know who ISN'T inspired by Cage and WON'T give Cage any f-wording HANDOUTS? ME! Someone he's NEVER beaten - and NEVER God d-word will.
Dare: GOOD!
Cade: Things have CHANGED since the last time we met, Cage...
(Cade Byron's man-bun, unkempt sideburns, and scruffy goatee are a testament to that.)
Cade: Remember all the years you'd PINE over a woman? I've WOKEN UP and SEEN THE LIGHT! I'm now an INCEL, and I recommend this LIFESTYLE CHOICE to EVERYONE - especially you, Chip!
Rust: NO! Don't listen to him, son!!!
Cade: When my beloved mother DIED of Covid-19, my world FELL APART. Now I'm going to make YOUR world fall apart, Cage. (Bitterly) You THINK you know loss, Cage, but you DON'T. You f-wording have NO idea.
(Cade picks up the phone and calls his bookie.)
Cade: Put down 18 hundo on Cade Byron for Friday's match. An extra two thou if I get it done in under 10 minutes.
Rust: You're betting on yourself?!?!
Cade: Somebody has to!
Dare: There won't even BE a THIRD Dare of Dare (cackling), because Cade Byron is going to make sure Cage's retirement COMES EARLY. Let the games begin! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Everyone prepares for Friday as the scene fades to black.)
Daniel Dare: What the HELL was THAT, huh?
Rust Riggle: I'll tell you what it was! It was Cage PATHETICALLY taking advantage of a STARSTRUCK KID, that's what!
Chip Riggle: Come on, Dad, it wasn't like that. Cage is one of the ALL-TIME GREATS.
Rust: HORSE PUCKY! That's EXACTLY what it was like.
Dare: Have to agree with your dad on this one, kid. You went into that match with your supposed (does sarcastic finger quotes) "HERO" Cage as a FAN instead of an OPPONENT. You were DAZZLED to be in the same ring with your CHILDHOOD FAVORITE. You could've WON that match at ANY time - WE ALL KNOW IT! - but you WENT EASY ON HIM.
Chip: But that's not--
Rust: (Interrupting) And the worst part is - Cage KNEW IT, RECOGNIZED IT, and TOOK THE HANDOUT ANYWAY!
Dare: HASHTAG SAD.
Chip: Seeing Cage compete is what made me want to BECOME a wrestler, motivated me to sign up for an amateur wrestling team when I was a little kid, inspired me to turn pro and live out my dream.
Cade Byron: You know who ISN'T inspired by Cage and WON'T give Cage any f-wording HANDOUTS? ME! Someone he's NEVER beaten - and NEVER God d-word will.
Dare: GOOD!
Cade: Things have CHANGED since the last time we met, Cage...
(Cade Byron's man-bun, unkempt sideburns, and scruffy goatee are a testament to that.)
Cade: Remember all the years you'd PINE over a woman? I've WOKEN UP and SEEN THE LIGHT! I'm now an INCEL, and I recommend this LIFESTYLE CHOICE to EVERYONE - especially you, Chip!
Rust: NO! Don't listen to him, son!!!
Cade: When my beloved mother DIED of Covid-19, my world FELL APART. Now I'm going to make YOUR world fall apart, Cage. (Bitterly) You THINK you know loss, Cage, but you DON'T. You f-wording have NO idea.
(Cade picks up the phone and calls his bookie.)
Cade: Put down 18 hundo on Cade Byron for Friday's match. An extra two thou if I get it done in under 10 minutes.
Rust: You're betting on yourself?!?!
Cade: Somebody has to!
Dare: There won't even BE a THIRD Dare of Dare (cackling), because Cade Byron is going to make sure Cage's retirement COMES EARLY. Let the games begin! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(Everyone prepares for Friday as the scene fades to black.)