Post by The Dunne Deal on Feb 13, 2022 2:42:55 GMT -5
Cheez sits in a place very comfortable for him, at his desk, in front of his computer, with a controller in his hand.
"Hello everyone, and welcome back to Slice of Gaming, with me Cheez. On today's episode we continue our journey through Kanto in Pokémon FireRed. When we last left off, we where getting ready to face off with the legendary fire Pokémon Moltres. Now Moltres' stats are as follows..."
A rather meaty hand come down upon Cheez's shoulder causing him to jump.
"Mother Fuck...."
Cheez turns around to see his tag team partner Wellington Dunne staring at him.
"I've been trying to contact you for almost a month, and this wear I find you, playing video games!?"
Cheez stand up and get right into Dunne's face.
"Where in the hell else would I be? Do you think I have people? Places to go? Thing to do? Dates to go on? Sex to have? No. So if you don't mind I'm going to sit and shove the living embodiment of Nashville Hot Chicken into a tiny ball."
Cheez goes to sit back down only to grabbed by his collar by Dunne.
"You and I both, know you're only doing this because you're scared."
"Of course I'm scared, you and I both know we only won the Tag Title by sheer dumb luck. And even with you're ancestry I don't think we can keep them."
Dunne chuckles for a bit.
"First off, I'm Scottish, luck is an Irish thing."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is when I say donkey people find it hilarious. secondly luck had nothing to with you pinning Fargo, no matter how much he likes to think that it does. Do remember what you said at Supremacy when you defended the XHF Official-Unofficial Gamer’s Championship in a game of Scrabble on the PlayStation against Eddie Walker and Donzig. You said no one took it easy on you when you entered the ring, so why should take it easy on them or anyone else when they play a game against you. And you know what you are absolutely correct. And because you have that mindset, because you have been beaten, you are better than everyone else in this match."
"I'm better than everyone else in this match. Ha Ha. Funny easy for you to say. You first title win in your character you beat your opponent like a red-headed stepchild, trust me I saw the footage on YouTube. So please tell me? How am I better than everyone else in this match?"
"You really want to know, fine. You're better than The End, especially Fargo, because you're not trying to erase the fact that you got embarrassed my a man you thought you could beat with ease, and while he may say it was cheap luck to pin him with a Sunset Flip. I call it smart, you saw an opportunity and ran with it, and look at what it made you a champion, and as much as he may not admit it. Fargo would have done the same thing if we was in your shoes, no matter how much he may deny it. You're better than The Academy because you're not trying to impress anyone."
"True, I mean Richards has talent, but he needs to stop sucking on Rob Arnold's teat."
"And, you better than me, because you don't let you anger and frustration get the better of you."
"Yeah, I'm better than... Wait what?"
Cheez look confused
"You heard me. So you're gonna stop hiding, stop bitching.
"Yeah."
"And, you're gonna go with me to Masquerade."
"Yeah."
"You're gonna go to the ring."
"Yeah."
"You're gonna climb that ladder."
"Yeah... wait ladder?"
"Yeah, we got to defend the titles in a TLC match. Did you not get my message about it?"
"No."
"Well it's no big deal, I know we can win this."
"I'm not so sure, about that now."
"And why not?"
"I'm scared of heights, but I'm willing to face my fear to grab to those belt."
Dunne smiles.
"That's exactly what I want to hear, but The End and The Academy aren't just gonna let you climb the ladder, we have to come up with a strategy to win."
Cheez sits down to think for a minute.
"I got it, it might be a long shot, but it's worth a try. All three teams are build pretty much the same. A bigger stronger person with a much smaller. more agile partner. Me and you. Richards and Chant, and Fargo and Smith. Now more than likely it would be beneficial for all three teams to focus on having the smalled r guys climb the ladder since we could move faster, but..."
"But what?"
"What if we struck a deal with The Academy. Use the old divide and conquer tactics. Me and you take Fargo, they deal with Smith. We beat the holy hell out of both men, leaving them incapacitated and then the match could go on with us the champs, and the team that actually earned the title shot in the first place. I don't care how much they may think the deserve a place in the match. The End lost, and just giving someone a shot at a title because they lost it makes no sense. They don't redo the Super Bowl because one team thinks they made the wrong call at the coin toss. The End could take a lesson form me. You lose, you learn, you move on.
"I'm impressed, that's actually smart thinking."
"And then when I'm on the ladder I want you to do whatever you can to keep on it. I don't care if you have to call Hyperion and ask if you can rent his Trident to keep stabbing me in my ass. I'm either coming down that ladder with the titles or..."
"Or what?"
"I'm not coming down form the ladder at all. The kings sit a the top of the mountain."
"Hello everyone, and welcome back to Slice of Gaming, with me Cheez. On today's episode we continue our journey through Kanto in Pokémon FireRed. When we last left off, we where getting ready to face off with the legendary fire Pokémon Moltres. Now Moltres' stats are as follows..."
A rather meaty hand come down upon Cheez's shoulder causing him to jump.
"Mother Fuck...."
Cheez turns around to see his tag team partner Wellington Dunne staring at him.
"I've been trying to contact you for almost a month, and this wear I find you, playing video games!?"
Cheez stand up and get right into Dunne's face.
"Where in the hell else would I be? Do you think I have people? Places to go? Thing to do? Dates to go on? Sex to have? No. So if you don't mind I'm going to sit and shove the living embodiment of Nashville Hot Chicken into a tiny ball."
Cheez goes to sit back down only to grabbed by his collar by Dunne.
"You and I both, know you're only doing this because you're scared."
"Of course I'm scared, you and I both know we only won the Tag Title by sheer dumb luck. And even with you're ancestry I don't think we can keep them."
Dunne chuckles for a bit.
"First off, I'm Scottish, luck is an Irish thing."
"What's the difference?"
"The difference is when I say donkey people find it hilarious. secondly luck had nothing to with you pinning Fargo, no matter how much he likes to think that it does. Do remember what you said at Supremacy when you defended the XHF Official-Unofficial Gamer’s Championship in a game of Scrabble on the PlayStation against Eddie Walker and Donzig. You said no one took it easy on you when you entered the ring, so why should take it easy on them or anyone else when they play a game against you. And you know what you are absolutely correct. And because you have that mindset, because you have been beaten, you are better than everyone else in this match."
"I'm better than everyone else in this match. Ha Ha. Funny easy for you to say. You first title win in your character you beat your opponent like a red-headed stepchild, trust me I saw the footage on YouTube. So please tell me? How am I better than everyone else in this match?"
"You really want to know, fine. You're better than The End, especially Fargo, because you're not trying to erase the fact that you got embarrassed my a man you thought you could beat with ease, and while he may say it was cheap luck to pin him with a Sunset Flip. I call it smart, you saw an opportunity and ran with it, and look at what it made you a champion, and as much as he may not admit it. Fargo would have done the same thing if we was in your shoes, no matter how much he may deny it. You're better than The Academy because you're not trying to impress anyone."
"True, I mean Richards has talent, but he needs to stop sucking on Rob Arnold's teat."
"And, you better than me, because you don't let you anger and frustration get the better of you."
"Yeah, I'm better than... Wait what?"
Cheez look confused
"You heard me. So you're gonna stop hiding, stop bitching.
"Yeah."
"And, you're gonna go with me to Masquerade."
"Yeah."
"You're gonna go to the ring."
"Yeah."
"You're gonna climb that ladder."
"Yeah... wait ladder?"
"Yeah, we got to defend the titles in a TLC match. Did you not get my message about it?"
"No."
"Well it's no big deal, I know we can win this."
"I'm not so sure, about that now."
"And why not?"
"I'm scared of heights, but I'm willing to face my fear to grab to those belt."
Dunne smiles.
"That's exactly what I want to hear, but The End and The Academy aren't just gonna let you climb the ladder, we have to come up with a strategy to win."
Cheez sits down to think for a minute.
"I got it, it might be a long shot, but it's worth a try. All three teams are build pretty much the same. A bigger stronger person with a much smaller. more agile partner. Me and you. Richards and Chant, and Fargo and Smith. Now more than likely it would be beneficial for all three teams to focus on having the smalled r guys climb the ladder since we could move faster, but..."
"But what?"
"What if we struck a deal with The Academy. Use the old divide and conquer tactics. Me and you take Fargo, they deal with Smith. We beat the holy hell out of both men, leaving them incapacitated and then the match could go on with us the champs, and the team that actually earned the title shot in the first place. I don't care how much they may think the deserve a place in the match. The End lost, and just giving someone a shot at a title because they lost it makes no sense. They don't redo the Super Bowl because one team thinks they made the wrong call at the coin toss. The End could take a lesson form me. You lose, you learn, you move on.
"I'm impressed, that's actually smart thinking."
"And then when I'm on the ladder I want you to do whatever you can to keep on it. I don't care if you have to call Hyperion and ask if you can rent his Trident to keep stabbing me in my ass. I'm either coming down that ladder with the titles or..."
"Or what?"
"I'm not coming down form the ladder at all. The kings sit a the top of the mountain."
