Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2022 14:46:25 GMT -5
The camera opens to the home of the uncrowned UPW World Openweight Champion, a camera cuts inside the home to the kitchen where CJ Walker is washing dishes in the kitchen island sink. The camera is now infront of him but he doesn't look up, he simply continues with his chore.
CJ: "You see this plate? This plate is every promo that Baby Diaz and everyone else cuts about me. Now Watch."
Walker dunks the plate in the hot soapy water and washes it with a sponge, rinses it off in the second sink then placed it in the drying rack before grabbing another plate.
CJ: "This plate is Baby Diaz's promo where he's boasting about endorsements, about he's been here since day one, about how he's got all this money and all these bitches and 'oh look at my limo, look at me, I'm the center of the universe'. Well you're right Baby Diaz. You're the center of the universe, my universe. And it must really chap your ass that you've been here since day one and are just now getting your time at the top and I walked in and did it in four months. The reason is simple little boy, you care too much about your endorsements and your money and your Marshall Mathers wardrobe to be anything more than a poser. Oh look here's your response promo to this one "
Walker dunks another plate, washes and rinses it then places it on the draining board.
CJ: "So go ahead and sign all of those endorsements now and whore yourself out to Nike, Doritos, and Verizon. Because once I beat you and take my championship belt from your greedy little hobbit hands. Its safe to assume they'll be renegotiating your deals. Because you can't beat me, you won't beat me. Not in your best day and my worst. If you could perform in the ring even half as well as you run your mouth then maybe you'd stand half a chance. But you can't stop talking and stop being the flashy party boy with daddy's trust fund dollars. You say I'm trying to justify the reason I have gotten so many chances? What about you? The loudest Motherfucker in the room usually is the weakest. And you're pretty fucking loud. And the only spin cycle or spin doctor or however you want to twist it, turn, flip it, and reverse it. You have about as much chance of beating me at Blow Your Mind as that dead horse you mentioned has at winning the rodeo."
Walker picks up another plate but doesn't wash it, instead he holds it away from the sink and drops it. The plate shatters against the tile floor.
CJ: "Now that? That's your life, your hopes and dreams and all your big endorsements the day after Blow Your Mind. Because I'm not just coming for the Openweight Championship nah, I'm coming for everything and from you I will take everything. Do Unto Others As They Have Done Onto You...Damn Right I Will."
The camera fades out to end the scene.
CJ: "You see this plate? This plate is every promo that Baby Diaz and everyone else cuts about me. Now Watch."
Walker dunks the plate in the hot soapy water and washes it with a sponge, rinses it off in the second sink then placed it in the drying rack before grabbing another plate.
CJ: "This plate is Baby Diaz's promo where he's boasting about endorsements, about he's been here since day one, about how he's got all this money and all these bitches and 'oh look at my limo, look at me, I'm the center of the universe'. Well you're right Baby Diaz. You're the center of the universe, my universe. And it must really chap your ass that you've been here since day one and are just now getting your time at the top and I walked in and did it in four months. The reason is simple little boy, you care too much about your endorsements and your money and your Marshall Mathers wardrobe to be anything more than a poser. Oh look here's your response promo to this one "
Walker dunks another plate, washes and rinses it then places it on the draining board.
CJ: "So go ahead and sign all of those endorsements now and whore yourself out to Nike, Doritos, and Verizon. Because once I beat you and take my championship belt from your greedy little hobbit hands. Its safe to assume they'll be renegotiating your deals. Because you can't beat me, you won't beat me. Not in your best day and my worst. If you could perform in the ring even half as well as you run your mouth then maybe you'd stand half a chance. But you can't stop talking and stop being the flashy party boy with daddy's trust fund dollars. You say I'm trying to justify the reason I have gotten so many chances? What about you? The loudest Motherfucker in the room usually is the weakest. And you're pretty fucking loud. And the only spin cycle or spin doctor or however you want to twist it, turn, flip it, and reverse it. You have about as much chance of beating me at Blow Your Mind as that dead horse you mentioned has at winning the rodeo."
Walker picks up another plate but doesn't wash it, instead he holds it away from the sink and drops it. The plate shatters against the tile floor.
CJ: "Now that? That's your life, your hopes and dreams and all your big endorsements the day after Blow Your Mind. Because I'm not just coming for the Openweight Championship nah, I'm coming for everything and from you I will take everything. Do Unto Others As They Have Done Onto You...Damn Right I Will."
The camera fades out to end the scene.