Post by kiddiaz316 on Feb 15, 2022 12:31:11 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Toronto Ontario CANADA at the Shangri-La Suite. Kid is seen in the weight gym doing some shoulder shrugs! He lowers the weights and reaches down and grabs a white towel to wipe his face! He faces the camera.)
Diaz: What is your major mother fucking malifinction CJ? You are not on my level and YOU NEVER WILL BE!
(Kid smirks)
Diaz: Some pretty tough talk coming from your camp these days! That’s good though it helps me SELL THIS SHIT OUTTA THIS nonsense! Gotta get you over man!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: The great part is you used some of my words for your promo material so you have moved into four letter words like tree, wood, dead, from! That’s a huge improvement right there little fella! That’s personal growth! Grow CJ Grow!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Personal growth is a funny thing! Some people create the illusions that they are doing ok but If you’re facing tough times, you’ll appreciate what I am doing about personal growth, self development, and transformation! We all struggle at times CJ even me sometimes we can use inspiration and support to motivate ourselves to grow into our stronger and wiser selves. Have no fear though CJ, for I am 100% committed to helping to support your positive transformation out the door of UPW!
(Kid claps to the camera and adjusts his titles!)
Diaz: I’m really glad that you showed the whole world that you are capable of basic house work chores! You rinsed a plate and scraped it clean! Jesus CJ, you are on fire as of late!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: Chapped my ass? Silly boy! I’ve always been at the top! I have more title wins, more match wins, PPV appearances and PPV wins then anyone else! You got two flashes in the pan title reigns! Great CJ! Look at you little buddy with your awesomeness!
(Kid does a mocking clap.)
Diaz: I’m not sure if you have Alcohol fetal Syndrome or Down syndrome! Or if your brain had been damaged but get a clue man! You are nothing but a jealous, bitter, sad guy! Those kids of yours hate you don't they?
(Kid shrugs.)
Diaz: I get it dawg! You had to do what you had to do right? You had to put yourself first? Your career and training was more important right? Real mother fucking father of the year you are! That’s gotta mess with your head a bit though right? They understood right? Daddy is most important right?
(Kid pauses and looks at the camera.)
Diaz: See, I’m gonna do those kids a fucking favour and just end you! Hell I’ll do ya ex Old Lady a solid too!
(Kid points to junk.)
Diaz: I’ll rock her and let her FEEL what a REAL MAN FEELS LIKE inside her!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: You think you know but you don't know shit! It’s the same old boring song and dance ain’t it shark tank? You gonna bat that? You gonna electrify it? No one understands why you keep getting title shots! I’m not sure if you are Wu’s bastard child and this is her way of making up for the shitty childhood! Or maybe you are Elijah’s dirty little gay love child?
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: I’m sorry but I can’t even take you serious anymore, because the thought of you pretending to be a bad ass fucking offends me to the core. CJ, stop with this bullshit brah. You’re not convincing anyone with this charade. I met you late last year, and there wasn’t a mean bone in your body, so why do you think that you can all of a sudden pretend to be like your badass? You’re a really good little girl at heart, so why try to be something you’re not? You like easy bake ovens and DIY magazines! You haven’t got what it takes to be like me. Oh, I know you’re not trying to be like me, mainly because you’re not that lucky, or talented, but at least I’m believable when I bring it. You, you’re like a Chihuahua with a slight case of the farts. So, do yourself a favour and go back to being the loveable little pin me pay me mother fucker that the fans loved, and leave the brutal stuff to the real men!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)
Diaz: What is your major mother fucking malifinction CJ? You are not on my level and YOU NEVER WILL BE!
(Kid smirks)
Diaz: Some pretty tough talk coming from your camp these days! That’s good though it helps me SELL THIS SHIT OUTTA THIS nonsense! Gotta get you over man!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: The great part is you used some of my words for your promo material so you have moved into four letter words like tree, wood, dead, from! That’s a huge improvement right there little fella! That’s personal growth! Grow CJ Grow!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Personal growth is a funny thing! Some people create the illusions that they are doing ok but If you’re facing tough times, you’ll appreciate what I am doing about personal growth, self development, and transformation! We all struggle at times CJ even me sometimes we can use inspiration and support to motivate ourselves to grow into our stronger and wiser selves. Have no fear though CJ, for I am 100% committed to helping to support your positive transformation out the door of UPW!
(Kid claps to the camera and adjusts his titles!)
Diaz: I’m really glad that you showed the whole world that you are capable of basic house work chores! You rinsed a plate and scraped it clean! Jesus CJ, you are on fire as of late!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: Chapped my ass? Silly boy! I’ve always been at the top! I have more title wins, more match wins, PPV appearances and PPV wins then anyone else! You got two flashes in the pan title reigns! Great CJ! Look at you little buddy with your awesomeness!
(Kid does a mocking clap.)
Diaz: I’m not sure if you have Alcohol fetal Syndrome or Down syndrome! Or if your brain had been damaged but get a clue man! You are nothing but a jealous, bitter, sad guy! Those kids of yours hate you don't they?
(Kid shrugs.)
Diaz: I get it dawg! You had to do what you had to do right? You had to put yourself first? Your career and training was more important right? Real mother fucking father of the year you are! That’s gotta mess with your head a bit though right? They understood right? Daddy is most important right?
(Kid pauses and looks at the camera.)
Diaz: See, I’m gonna do those kids a fucking favour and just end you! Hell I’ll do ya ex Old Lady a solid too!
(Kid points to junk.)
Diaz: I’ll rock her and let her FEEL what a REAL MAN FEELS LIKE inside her!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: You think you know but you don't know shit! It’s the same old boring song and dance ain’t it shark tank? You gonna bat that? You gonna electrify it? No one understands why you keep getting title shots! I’m not sure if you are Wu’s bastard child and this is her way of making up for the shitty childhood! Or maybe you are Elijah’s dirty little gay love child?
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: I’m sorry but I can’t even take you serious anymore, because the thought of you pretending to be a bad ass fucking offends me to the core. CJ, stop with this bullshit brah. You’re not convincing anyone with this charade. I met you late last year, and there wasn’t a mean bone in your body, so why do you think that you can all of a sudden pretend to be like your badass? You’re a really good little girl at heart, so why try to be something you’re not? You like easy bake ovens and DIY magazines! You haven’t got what it takes to be like me. Oh, I know you’re not trying to be like me, mainly because you’re not that lucky, or talented, but at least I’m believable when I bring it. You, you’re like a Chihuahua with a slight case of the farts. So, do yourself a favour and go back to being the loveable little pin me pay me mother fucker that the fans loved, and leave the brutal stuff to the real men!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)