Post by Maddox and Candy on Feb 18, 2022 15:51:19 GMT -5
(The scene opens up on a balcony at Candy's Puerto Vallarta vacation home over looking a sprawling lawn with a giant pool right beneath the balcony. Candy and Maddox are sat in luxurious plush white lounge chairs. Maddox in a silk pajama Savage Fenty set and Candy in a dark purple bikini with a beautiful white sun hat on)
MADDOX: I truly don't know why we don't come here more often.
CANDY: Because it's a "vacation" home.
MADDOX: Correct, which, we need more vacations, duh.
CANDY: I can agree with that.
(They both laugh. Maddox looks over at Candy)
MADDOX: Sorry I lost that one for us.
(Candy shakes her head no and looks completely sympathetic)
CANDY: Babes, you completely know I give zero shits about winning or losing. It has ALWAYS been about leaving our mark on this industry. YOU leaving your mark on this industry. Me continuing to leave mine. Who cares if you lost? I mean, It stings a little bit more because Diaz wound up getting that pin but It doesn't make you or us any less amazing.
MADDOX: I know but that just gives those two nincompoops more confidence and more ammo heading into Blow Your Mind.
CANDY: Let It! Let them! Overconfidence does not mean anything when It comes to this sport. You step into that ring and all bets are off interestingly enough as we are currently betting on people. Sometimes, overconfidence is the kiss of death anyways. We must remain calm. We must remain level headed. We must remain fierce, ready and savage. Salvaje baby.
MADDOX: I...
CANDY: Don't beat yourself up
(He laughs)
MADDOX: I'm not. Totally not. I went for entertainment and he got the win. That's just how It plays out at the end of the day. I just wanted to get us some momentum heading into Blow Your Mind.
CANDY: And we did, we totally did. Regardless of outcome, that was a good fucking match.
MADDOX: Facts. Plus, Berg was a formidable partner, as he said he would be.
CANDY: Anyways.
(She pauses)
CANDY: This right here.....this space, this sanctuary of peace and beauty....this is what years of hard work, remaining level headed and confident can get you. Believing in your star quality and believing in what you bring to this federation. The world is your oyster as this company continues to expand and blow up. We are performing at a massive arena. Where seats are expected to fill up. You wanna know who's bringing in a shit ton of those fans?
MADDOX: Oh, MOST DEFINITELY you and I. Our Meet and Greet packages are all sold out, within minutes.
CANDY: Correct. These people are coming to see Haus of Salvaje at Blow Your Mind and are paying good money to do It. So as long as we are heading into Blow Your Mind with our savage attitude that we normally bring to the ring and we entertain the fuck out of these fans....regardless of gold or not...the longevity in our careers and the rewards THAT will bring means much more then a title belt.
MADDOX: I have no doubt in that. At all. I know the bigger purpose here. But you cannot help but want those little sprinkles on top of this glorious sundae. A championship reign, with my best friend, my partner in this business would literally be ICONIC.
CANDY: Oh bitch, I know. I want that just as much as you do. Im just trying to get on this page where that does not overshadow the bigger picture.
MADDOX: It's not. We know what we are doing. We just have our eyes on a prize and we have every intention on getting that prize.
CANDY: Absolutely.
(A slight pause occurs, where they both just stare out onto the lawn but then Maddox breaks the silence)
MADDOX: After watching Rated M's promo.....
CANDY: Praytell.
MADDOX: It's just so funny that Miller.....ADAM FUCKING MILLER.....continues to have this giant mouth piece when he CONTINUES to be a joke of what was once "The Black Hand," who were once all at the top of the mountain. Well guess what lads? The mountain has crumbled. A giant avalanche occurred and your little circle jerk is just a mere small memory of the past. We all had to deal with It and listen to It weeks on end but where is Bishop now? Medical challenges. Without Bishop, The Black Hand just looks like fingerprints from intake. Mr.Fear continues to run his trap while you and I plus the entire locker room rolls their eyes. He pretends to understand what It means to ACTUALLY be apart of a power couple but it's really hard to grasp that concept when Diaz drags his ass around to try and make him relevant and make him look like he's actually apart of the team. Diaz wears the pants in that relationship and Miller just listens. Miller is a yes man. "Yes daddy, anything you want daddy." Miller wouldn't be able to identify a power couple if he had a dictionary and Barack and Michelle Obama sitting right in front of him. The delusion has been and WILL ALWAYS be real with these two idiots.
CANDY: It's hard to be the bottom tier of what was a powerful and dominant alliance who sucked on the titties of the owner of this federation. No milk, no love, no attention. Imagine being neglected like that? It must have been hard for the guy.
(Maddox makes a disgusted face and shakes his head no)
MADDOX: Yeah, can't say I relate.
CANDY: What's funny to me is that Diaz understands ZERO about endorsement deals which leads me to believe everything is just a farce. Make believe. Fantasy world.
MADDOX: The delusion is real!!!!
CANDY: You can't sign with Underarmour AND Adidas at the same time!
MADDOX: Literal endorsement deal rule #1.
CANDY: Two endorsements from an athletics company who are in the same industry. UNHEARD of. They wouldn't allow It. An athlete signs with one sports brand, period. If they are caught wearing another brand, thats a breach of contract. Penalties. Fines. Learn the business before you start talking about this luxurious life you are so badly trying to flaunt but can't even correctly lie about things.
MADDOX: Same with Old Spice and Gillette. Both deodorant's for athletes. Can't sign endorsement deals with both.
CANDY: And we would know this...why?
MADDOX: Because we are ACTUAL endorsed athletes who know this business and don't have to lie about things.
(Candy shrugs, while crossing her legs, placing her hands on her lap)
CANDY: Beyond that...
MADDOX: Beyyyyyoooooooond that...yes boys, we do get our moment in the spotlight. But, we've never left the spotlight. We've been here. BASKING in the spotlight. If Rated M is the hottest ticket here at UPW, guess what, Haus of Salvaje is right there with ya. Not only as a tag team but as SOLO wrestlers as well. At least you have the Open Weight Championship and bragging rights Diaz. Candy and I are hot tickets WITHOUT the Haus of Salvaje. But the two of us combined baby...now THATS money. Miller....can you dance around in that squared circle without your circle jerk brothers? I dare you. Hot ticket without the Black Hand? Let's see. Once we take these tag team championships from you two, maybe you can focus on your single career and create some moments for yourself and stop being the little errands bitch boy of the Black Hand.
(Maddox winks at the camera and then blows a kiss)
CANDY: Until then...he's just Diaz's plus one.
MADDOX: Oof...not the plus one.
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: Can you tell me what a tit donkey is though?
(Candy shrugs her shoulders)
CANDY: Hell if I know. I'll google It.
(Candy whips out her cellphone and types "Tit Donkey" into the Google search bar. She waits for the results to load)
CANDY: Oh shit, Urban Dictionary has something. Good good, more insight into this puny little brain.
(Candy leans over and shares her screen to Maddox and the camera)
(Maddox looks perplexed but then bursts into laughter)
MADDOX: A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Did someone dream of this when they were high playing Dungeons and Dragons?
CANDY: That sounds like the only explanation. However....I fucking suck at Sudoku. I wouldn't be a very good Tit Donkey.
MADDOX: Girl, you and I both. But at least we're immortal.
CANDY: Oh shit, someone on Reddit posted this.
(She laughs and shares her screen)
MADDOX: Seb_Bruun...Correct, It is THEE lamest and weirdest insult I have heard in my entire life too. Did he pass middle school?
CANDY: Hell if I know.
MADDOX: Same, ya tit donkey.
(Maddox just rolls his eyes and continues to laugh)
CANDY: We do represent the queers and the gays and all the colors of the rainbow. Plus the women and people of color. The latinos. The underrepresented. You ARE right. We do represent the 1% and ya know what?
MADDOX: We're fucking proud of It. There's NO ONE LIKE US! There's no one that DOES IT LIKE US!
CANDY: But we can find another Kid Diaz and Adam Miller replica anywhere! They might even be less ignorant and have better names to throw around than you two anyways.
MADDOX: Dead ass. But let's give respect to our Open Weight Champion. He cashed in his prize to go and pin a lifeless CJ Walker. He is the face of the company for the time being. He did pin me for the win. He can wrestle. He's been around this long even without The Black Hand and without Bishop so, let's give credit where credit is due.
CANDY: You're right, you're right. We're just talking shit at the moment. Diaz has earned his accolades and is at the top of his game, even if he won his championship belt the cheap way. But in terms of personality and who they represent, yeah, replaceable. I said what I said.
MADDOX: You give that man two title belts and it's like its cutting off the circulation to his brain. Held the Sin City Championship for WAY LONGER than a week. Also, fake? WHO? Us?
(They both pretend to look around their surrounding area)
CANDY: Fake? Where? I don't see It.
MADDOX: Right, It don't exist. Boys, boys, boys, if we're gonna talk, if we're gonna try and spit game, at least make It worth while for all of us to listen to at home. Lord. However...
(He pauses)
MADDOX: If none of us are here to follow orders or follow rules....if we all march to the beat of our own drums. If we all dont listen to anyone and we crush everyone in our way......what is this match really going to be like once we get to Blow Your Mind?
CANDY: Complete and utter chaos. Our true playground.
MADDOX: Where we truly thrive. Adrenaline pumping through our veins. Standing there face to face with our biggest enemies, standing there waiting to rip these two apart....I am literally getting goosebumps thinking about It.
CANDY: Can smell that victory can't you?
MADDOX: Fresh out the oven.
CANDY: We think It's time for you to focus on that Open Weight Championship and to let these Tag Team titles go. We are here to happily destroy you and take the titles off your hands so you can just be focused on one thing. Defending that other title and being a great Open Weight champ. We are MORE THEN THRILLED to do that for you.
MADDOX: We are more than happy to detach Miller from your hip and give him purpose here at UPW. We are MORE than happy for Rated M to finally be Rated PG, which no one wants to see here at UPW.
(He pauses)
MADDOX: Haus of Salvaje is going to shine brighter in our already bright spotlight. Because we will have gold shimmering from our waists. We will be the next tag team to represent this division and REALLY show It some glory. Really give this division what It deserves. It IS our time. Blow Your Mind is going to be our night. Maybe It will be a bloody hurricane but it'll be a bloody hurricane with all of our blood combined and that's a promise my dears.
CANDY: If there's any team right now who's ready to step into that ring with you two and rip those titles from your hands, the only team that is MENTALLY and PHYSICALLY ready to do that is the Haus of Sausage.
(Maddox shoots her a look)
CANDY: We love sausage in this house.
MADDOX: Truth.
CANDY: It's the Haus of Salvaje. It's us. We are going to be on your heels at Blow Your Minds and we will literally wrestle till there is no blood left to bleed and no sweat left to sweat. Those Tag Team titles are leaving with us. And if they don't.....we will at least leave you broken so that CJ Walker will have his way with you and Miller will need to take a hiatus for "medical difficulties" too after our attack.
MADDOX: These aren't just...random threats. We mean every single word. You are getting all of us. You are getting every single bit of hate that has developed in our minds, in that ring, on that mat. It will all pour out and you are going to feel every single last bit of It. Cause you did your job right the last handful of months. You have gotten every single last person available to hate you and despise The Black Hand. To get your name out there and for everyone to boo. For everyone to turn up to see if The Black Hand would fall from their mountain top. You have truly done that correctly. To be the ultimate villain. However, with every story that has a hero and villain. Regardless of the journey of the hero to get there, the hero's always come out on top.
CANDY: How poetic.
(She laughs)
CANDY: This match is truly going to be one for the books. We are giving these people what they want at home. This has been brewing for a long time now and well, it's finally here. Rated M vs Haus of Salvaje. Lets fucking get It.
MADDOX: Can't wait.
CANDY: What about our bet?
MADDOX: We'll address It tomorrow. Let's think about It. In the mean time, lets go for a dip in the pool.
CANDY: Lets.
(Candy and Maddox get up from their seats and head out of camera frame. The scene ends)
MADDOX: I truly don't know why we don't come here more often.
CANDY: Because it's a "vacation" home.
MADDOX: Correct, which, we need more vacations, duh.
CANDY: I can agree with that.
(They both laugh. Maddox looks over at Candy)
MADDOX: Sorry I lost that one for us.
(Candy shakes her head no and looks completely sympathetic)
CANDY: Babes, you completely know I give zero shits about winning or losing. It has ALWAYS been about leaving our mark on this industry. YOU leaving your mark on this industry. Me continuing to leave mine. Who cares if you lost? I mean, It stings a little bit more because Diaz wound up getting that pin but It doesn't make you or us any less amazing.
MADDOX: I know but that just gives those two nincompoops more confidence and more ammo heading into Blow Your Mind.
CANDY: Let It! Let them! Overconfidence does not mean anything when It comes to this sport. You step into that ring and all bets are off interestingly enough as we are currently betting on people. Sometimes, overconfidence is the kiss of death anyways. We must remain calm. We must remain level headed. We must remain fierce, ready and savage. Salvaje baby.
MADDOX: I...
CANDY: Don't beat yourself up
(He laughs)
MADDOX: I'm not. Totally not. I went for entertainment and he got the win. That's just how It plays out at the end of the day. I just wanted to get us some momentum heading into Blow Your Mind.
CANDY: And we did, we totally did. Regardless of outcome, that was a good fucking match.
MADDOX: Facts. Plus, Berg was a formidable partner, as he said he would be.
CANDY: Anyways.
(She pauses)
CANDY: This right here.....this space, this sanctuary of peace and beauty....this is what years of hard work, remaining level headed and confident can get you. Believing in your star quality and believing in what you bring to this federation. The world is your oyster as this company continues to expand and blow up. We are performing at a massive arena. Where seats are expected to fill up. You wanna know who's bringing in a shit ton of those fans?
MADDOX: Oh, MOST DEFINITELY you and I. Our Meet and Greet packages are all sold out, within minutes.
CANDY: Correct. These people are coming to see Haus of Salvaje at Blow Your Mind and are paying good money to do It. So as long as we are heading into Blow Your Mind with our savage attitude that we normally bring to the ring and we entertain the fuck out of these fans....regardless of gold or not...the longevity in our careers and the rewards THAT will bring means much more then a title belt.
MADDOX: I have no doubt in that. At all. I know the bigger purpose here. But you cannot help but want those little sprinkles on top of this glorious sundae. A championship reign, with my best friend, my partner in this business would literally be ICONIC.
CANDY: Oh bitch, I know. I want that just as much as you do. Im just trying to get on this page where that does not overshadow the bigger picture.
MADDOX: It's not. We know what we are doing. We just have our eyes on a prize and we have every intention on getting that prize.
CANDY: Absolutely.
(A slight pause occurs, where they both just stare out onto the lawn but then Maddox breaks the silence)
MADDOX: After watching Rated M's promo.....
CANDY: Praytell.
MADDOX: It's just so funny that Miller.....ADAM FUCKING MILLER.....continues to have this giant mouth piece when he CONTINUES to be a joke of what was once "The Black Hand," who were once all at the top of the mountain. Well guess what lads? The mountain has crumbled. A giant avalanche occurred and your little circle jerk is just a mere small memory of the past. We all had to deal with It and listen to It weeks on end but where is Bishop now? Medical challenges. Without Bishop, The Black Hand just looks like fingerprints from intake. Mr.Fear continues to run his trap while you and I plus the entire locker room rolls their eyes. He pretends to understand what It means to ACTUALLY be apart of a power couple but it's really hard to grasp that concept when Diaz drags his ass around to try and make him relevant and make him look like he's actually apart of the team. Diaz wears the pants in that relationship and Miller just listens. Miller is a yes man. "Yes daddy, anything you want daddy." Miller wouldn't be able to identify a power couple if he had a dictionary and Barack and Michelle Obama sitting right in front of him. The delusion has been and WILL ALWAYS be real with these two idiots.
CANDY: It's hard to be the bottom tier of what was a powerful and dominant alliance who sucked on the titties of the owner of this federation. No milk, no love, no attention. Imagine being neglected like that? It must have been hard for the guy.
(Maddox makes a disgusted face and shakes his head no)
MADDOX: Yeah, can't say I relate.
CANDY: What's funny to me is that Diaz understands ZERO about endorsement deals which leads me to believe everything is just a farce. Make believe. Fantasy world.
MADDOX: The delusion is real!!!!
CANDY: You can't sign with Underarmour AND Adidas at the same time!
MADDOX: Literal endorsement deal rule #1.
CANDY: Two endorsements from an athletics company who are in the same industry. UNHEARD of. They wouldn't allow It. An athlete signs with one sports brand, period. If they are caught wearing another brand, thats a breach of contract. Penalties. Fines. Learn the business before you start talking about this luxurious life you are so badly trying to flaunt but can't even correctly lie about things.
MADDOX: Same with Old Spice and Gillette. Both deodorant's for athletes. Can't sign endorsement deals with both.
CANDY: And we would know this...why?
MADDOX: Because we are ACTUAL endorsed athletes who know this business and don't have to lie about things.
(Candy shrugs, while crossing her legs, placing her hands on her lap)
CANDY: Beyond that...
MADDOX: Beyyyyyoooooooond that...yes boys, we do get our moment in the spotlight. But, we've never left the spotlight. We've been here. BASKING in the spotlight. If Rated M is the hottest ticket here at UPW, guess what, Haus of Salvaje is right there with ya. Not only as a tag team but as SOLO wrestlers as well. At least you have the Open Weight Championship and bragging rights Diaz. Candy and I are hot tickets WITHOUT the Haus of Salvaje. But the two of us combined baby...now THATS money. Miller....can you dance around in that squared circle without your circle jerk brothers? I dare you. Hot ticket without the Black Hand? Let's see. Once we take these tag team championships from you two, maybe you can focus on your single career and create some moments for yourself and stop being the little errands bitch boy of the Black Hand.
(Maddox winks at the camera and then blows a kiss)
CANDY: Until then...he's just Diaz's plus one.
MADDOX: Oof...not the plus one.
(They both laugh)
MADDOX: Can you tell me what a tit donkey is though?
(Candy shrugs her shoulders)
CANDY: Hell if I know. I'll google It.
(Candy whips out her cellphone and types "Tit Donkey" into the Google search bar. She waits for the results to load)
CANDY: Oh shit, Urban Dictionary has something. Good good, more insight into this puny little brain.
(Candy leans over and shares her screen to Maddox and the camera)
(Maddox looks perplexed but then bursts into laughter)
MADDOX: A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Did someone dream of this when they were high playing Dungeons and Dragons?
CANDY: That sounds like the only explanation. However....I fucking suck at Sudoku. I wouldn't be a very good Tit Donkey.
MADDOX: Girl, you and I both. But at least we're immortal.
CANDY: Oh shit, someone on Reddit posted this.
(She laughs and shares her screen)
MADDOX: Seb_Bruun...Correct, It is THEE lamest and weirdest insult I have heard in my entire life too. Did he pass middle school?
CANDY: Hell if I know.
MADDOX: Same, ya tit donkey.
(Maddox just rolls his eyes and continues to laugh)
CANDY: We do represent the queers and the gays and all the colors of the rainbow. Plus the women and people of color. The latinos. The underrepresented. You ARE right. We do represent the 1% and ya know what?
MADDOX: We're fucking proud of It. There's NO ONE LIKE US! There's no one that DOES IT LIKE US!
CANDY: But we can find another Kid Diaz and Adam Miller replica anywhere! They might even be less ignorant and have better names to throw around than you two anyways.
MADDOX: Dead ass. But let's give respect to our Open Weight Champion. He cashed in his prize to go and pin a lifeless CJ Walker. He is the face of the company for the time being. He did pin me for the win. He can wrestle. He's been around this long even without The Black Hand and without Bishop so, let's give credit where credit is due.
CANDY: You're right, you're right. We're just talking shit at the moment. Diaz has earned his accolades and is at the top of his game, even if he won his championship belt the cheap way. But in terms of personality and who they represent, yeah, replaceable. I said what I said.
MADDOX: You give that man two title belts and it's like its cutting off the circulation to his brain. Held the Sin City Championship for WAY LONGER than a week. Also, fake? WHO? Us?
(They both pretend to look around their surrounding area)
CANDY: Fake? Where? I don't see It.
MADDOX: Right, It don't exist. Boys, boys, boys, if we're gonna talk, if we're gonna try and spit game, at least make It worth while for all of us to listen to at home. Lord. However...
(He pauses)
MADDOX: If none of us are here to follow orders or follow rules....if we all march to the beat of our own drums. If we all dont listen to anyone and we crush everyone in our way......what is this match really going to be like once we get to Blow Your Mind?
CANDY: Complete and utter chaos. Our true playground.
MADDOX: Where we truly thrive. Adrenaline pumping through our veins. Standing there face to face with our biggest enemies, standing there waiting to rip these two apart....I am literally getting goosebumps thinking about It.
CANDY: Can smell that victory can't you?
MADDOX: Fresh out the oven.
CANDY: We think It's time for you to focus on that Open Weight Championship and to let these Tag Team titles go. We are here to happily destroy you and take the titles off your hands so you can just be focused on one thing. Defending that other title and being a great Open Weight champ. We are MORE THEN THRILLED to do that for you.
MADDOX: We are more than happy to detach Miller from your hip and give him purpose here at UPW. We are MORE than happy for Rated M to finally be Rated PG, which no one wants to see here at UPW.
(He pauses)
MADDOX: Haus of Salvaje is going to shine brighter in our already bright spotlight. Because we will have gold shimmering from our waists. We will be the next tag team to represent this division and REALLY show It some glory. Really give this division what It deserves. It IS our time. Blow Your Mind is going to be our night. Maybe It will be a bloody hurricane but it'll be a bloody hurricane with all of our blood combined and that's a promise my dears.
CANDY: If there's any team right now who's ready to step into that ring with you two and rip those titles from your hands, the only team that is MENTALLY and PHYSICALLY ready to do that is the Haus of Sausage.
(Maddox shoots her a look)
CANDY: We love sausage in this house.
MADDOX: Truth.
CANDY: It's the Haus of Salvaje. It's us. We are going to be on your heels at Blow Your Minds and we will literally wrestle till there is no blood left to bleed and no sweat left to sweat. Those Tag Team titles are leaving with us. And if they don't.....we will at least leave you broken so that CJ Walker will have his way with you and Miller will need to take a hiatus for "medical difficulties" too after our attack.
MADDOX: These aren't just...random threats. We mean every single word. You are getting all of us. You are getting every single bit of hate that has developed in our minds, in that ring, on that mat. It will all pour out and you are going to feel every single last bit of It. Cause you did your job right the last handful of months. You have gotten every single last person available to hate you and despise The Black Hand. To get your name out there and for everyone to boo. For everyone to turn up to see if The Black Hand would fall from their mountain top. You have truly done that correctly. To be the ultimate villain. However, with every story that has a hero and villain. Regardless of the journey of the hero to get there, the hero's always come out on top.
CANDY: How poetic.
(She laughs)
CANDY: This match is truly going to be one for the books. We are giving these people what they want at home. This has been brewing for a long time now and well, it's finally here. Rated M vs Haus of Salvaje. Lets fucking get It.
MADDOX: Can't wait.
CANDY: What about our bet?
MADDOX: We'll address It tomorrow. Let's think about It. In the mean time, lets go for a dip in the pool.
CANDY: Lets.
(Candy and Maddox get up from their seats and head out of camera frame. The scene ends)
