Post by kiddiaz316 on Feb 21, 2022 17:54:44 GMT -5
(Scene opens in a small rural restaurant off the highway 401 in Eastern Ontario Canada! UPW Double Champion Kid Diaz’s BLACKHAND tour bus is seen parking out front of this dinky limitless place. Kid makes his way down the steps of the bus.)
Diaz: Hello children, and welcome to another installation of Diaz talks, you shut your pie holes and listen!
(Kid chuckles while making his way into the restaurant. He takes a seat in a small booth that has red leather backing! The waitress brings him a cold beer! He nods and cracks the bottle open!)
Diaz: So, I’ve just finished catching up with the latest promo shoots that the guys and girls and the boths have done, and as loath as I am to admit it, it wasn’t bad, not bad at all. You still have Maddox and Candy stinking the place up to high heaven, but seeing as Madame Wu has a massive hard on for them both, that’s not going to end any time soon is it? They are going to continue to legitimize their position and their spot! I know the truth!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Now just to correct something you penis hiding tricksters babbled and rambled on about! I do have independent contracts with both Adidas and Underarmour! That can’t happen? Blah blah blah! SHUT THE FUCK UP COCK SUCKERS! Anything CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOUR TOP OF THE CLASS! By signing a contract with both companies I not only am I building “the brand” I am building both brands at the same time! Most times the patent and parent company would never consider this but they are smart enough to realize REAL RECOGNIZES REAL!
(Kid takes a sip off his beer.)
Diaz: You see children, I am the greatest champion in this company! It doesn’t matter how you get there! It’s easy for everyone to say I pinned a useless, lifeless loser in CJ Walker! But what they always fail to say is the lead up to that moment! The fact I was in a house that was designed to destroy me and I burned that mother fucker to the ground and Miller and I became Tag Team Champions! I won Christmas Chaos and I once again did what all said I couldn't do! I got a shot at the top title! For the simple of it all it was far to short sighted and narrow minded for that to happen, so I guess I just had to do things the old fashioned way and earn my spot.
(Kid pauses. He pulls his shades onto his head and we get to see his piercing blue eyes.)
Diaz: Interesting story for you all! Anderson in his almighty wisdom told me he had nothing for me! Can you imagine the audacity? That I basically don’t fit in the UPW business model but he will throw me a few bones and I can work with Chad til my contract is up! Chad? Really? Just in case anyone wondered why my crawl to the OPENWEIGHT TITLE took so long!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: But if any of you have learned anything from me I designed my own path! First joining The Blackhand and creating the brotherhood and all our dominance! Then taking no prisoners and this business by Storm becoming the FIRST and ONLY TRIPLE CROWN WINNER by winning The Sin City, World and tag team! Plus becoming the FIRST and Only DOUBLE CHAMPION! Of course there are full blown idiots out there who try to deny THESE FACTS!
(Kid pauses after his rant.)
Diaz: So, speaking of idiots, let me tell you all what I think of a Mr. CJ Walker! CJ Walker, you are everything that’s wrong with the modern day world of sports entertainment. You are boring, repetitive, and ugly as fuck. For me, you have to have a certain X Factor to be in this business, but this hack , well he looks like he hasn’t seen the inside of a gym for years. And what’s with the promo shoots? You do know that this is supposed to be entertainment right? We have a certain duty to make sure that people actually enjoy themselves when they pay for tickets, are you aware of that? Now, personally, my form of entertaining them is by beating the living shit out of my opponent, and making them hate me. I refuse to pander to their every whim, but even I’m not naïve enough to think that I am above the fans. The fans make or break us. Without them, there is no show, and with out a show, we don’t work, and without work, you are fucked. Me, I’ll be fine, I’m minted, but you? Well, let’s just say that there’ll be another trash bag making a living getting support from The Welfare system if dont get with the fucking real world, and start raising your game!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Don’t get it twisted CJ! You think you are tough? Come on bro! You ain’t shit! You are a deadbeat husband and deadbeat father! You ain’t gonna win any awards in that department brother!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Let’s talk about that family! That is the real tragedy here today! You actually winning the UPW OpenWeight Championship is 100% a tragedy but it can be repaired much quicker and with ease! I have actually started that ball in the rolling motion but the damage you caused that woman and those children is a much harder task! How can you even lift your head let alone open your mouth claiming to be anything! Pretty tough for a guy who abuses women and children!
(Kid takes his last bite of his breakfast. He wipes his face with the napkin and then crumpled it onto the plate.)
Diaz: Come Blow Your Mind CJ, all the games are over, all the tough guy talk is over! It’s time for battle! I can tell you CJ you ain’t facing Bish who was more interested in out maneuvering you and embarrassing you! I’m about beating and hurting you! I ain't allowing a piece of trash like you to be the one to dethrone me! You ain’t the fucking guy! Not today! Not Tomorrow! Not the day after that! The fact you won that fourway match just shows that either UPW lacks proper talent or UPW is corrupt and has no Idea HOW TO BOOK THIS SHIT! Either way mother fucker YOU AINT BEATING
ME!
(Kid stands and puts his jacket on.)
Diaz: I may just pop over and see your family CJ and start a family of my own with them!
(Kid laughs as the camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)
Diaz: Hello children, and welcome to another installation of Diaz talks, you shut your pie holes and listen!
(Kid chuckles while making his way into the restaurant. He takes a seat in a small booth that has red leather backing! The waitress brings him a cold beer! He nods and cracks the bottle open!)
Diaz: So, I’ve just finished catching up with the latest promo shoots that the guys and girls and the boths have done, and as loath as I am to admit it, it wasn’t bad, not bad at all. You still have Maddox and Candy stinking the place up to high heaven, but seeing as Madame Wu has a massive hard on for them both, that’s not going to end any time soon is it? They are going to continue to legitimize their position and their spot! I know the truth!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Now just to correct something you penis hiding tricksters babbled and rambled on about! I do have independent contracts with both Adidas and Underarmour! That can’t happen? Blah blah blah! SHUT THE FUCK UP COCK SUCKERS! Anything CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOUR TOP OF THE CLASS! By signing a contract with both companies I not only am I building “the brand” I am building both brands at the same time! Most times the patent and parent company would never consider this but they are smart enough to realize REAL RECOGNIZES REAL!
(Kid takes a sip off his beer.)
Diaz: You see children, I am the greatest champion in this company! It doesn’t matter how you get there! It’s easy for everyone to say I pinned a useless, lifeless loser in CJ Walker! But what they always fail to say is the lead up to that moment! The fact I was in a house that was designed to destroy me and I burned that mother fucker to the ground and Miller and I became Tag Team Champions! I won Christmas Chaos and I once again did what all said I couldn't do! I got a shot at the top title! For the simple of it all it was far to short sighted and narrow minded for that to happen, so I guess I just had to do things the old fashioned way and earn my spot.
(Kid pauses. He pulls his shades onto his head and we get to see his piercing blue eyes.)
Diaz: Interesting story for you all! Anderson in his almighty wisdom told me he had nothing for me! Can you imagine the audacity? That I basically don’t fit in the UPW business model but he will throw me a few bones and I can work with Chad til my contract is up! Chad? Really? Just in case anyone wondered why my crawl to the OPENWEIGHT TITLE took so long!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: But if any of you have learned anything from me I designed my own path! First joining The Blackhand and creating the brotherhood and all our dominance! Then taking no prisoners and this business by Storm becoming the FIRST and ONLY TRIPLE CROWN WINNER by winning The Sin City, World and tag team! Plus becoming the FIRST and Only DOUBLE CHAMPION! Of course there are full blown idiots out there who try to deny THESE FACTS!
(Kid pauses after his rant.)
Diaz: So, speaking of idiots, let me tell you all what I think of a Mr. CJ Walker! CJ Walker, you are everything that’s wrong with the modern day world of sports entertainment. You are boring, repetitive, and ugly as fuck. For me, you have to have a certain X Factor to be in this business, but this hack , well he looks like he hasn’t seen the inside of a gym for years. And what’s with the promo shoots? You do know that this is supposed to be entertainment right? We have a certain duty to make sure that people actually enjoy themselves when they pay for tickets, are you aware of that? Now, personally, my form of entertaining them is by beating the living shit out of my opponent, and making them hate me. I refuse to pander to their every whim, but even I’m not naïve enough to think that I am above the fans. The fans make or break us. Without them, there is no show, and with out a show, we don’t work, and without work, you are fucked. Me, I’ll be fine, I’m minted, but you? Well, let’s just say that there’ll be another trash bag making a living getting support from The Welfare system if dont get with the fucking real world, and start raising your game!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Don’t get it twisted CJ! You think you are tough? Come on bro! You ain’t shit! You are a deadbeat husband and deadbeat father! You ain’t gonna win any awards in that department brother!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Let’s talk about that family! That is the real tragedy here today! You actually winning the UPW OpenWeight Championship is 100% a tragedy but it can be repaired much quicker and with ease! I have actually started that ball in the rolling motion but the damage you caused that woman and those children is a much harder task! How can you even lift your head let alone open your mouth claiming to be anything! Pretty tough for a guy who abuses women and children!
(Kid takes his last bite of his breakfast. He wipes his face with the napkin and then crumpled it onto the plate.)
Diaz: Come Blow Your Mind CJ, all the games are over, all the tough guy talk is over! It’s time for battle! I can tell you CJ you ain’t facing Bish who was more interested in out maneuvering you and embarrassing you! I’m about beating and hurting you! I ain't allowing a piece of trash like you to be the one to dethrone me! You ain’t the fucking guy! Not today! Not Tomorrow! Not the day after that! The fact you won that fourway match just shows that either UPW lacks proper talent or UPW is corrupt and has no Idea HOW TO BOOK THIS SHIT! Either way mother fucker YOU AINT BEATING
ME!
(Kid stands and puts his jacket on.)
Diaz: I may just pop over and see your family CJ and start a family of my own with them!
(Kid laughs as the camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)