Post by kiddiaz316 on Feb 23, 2022 9:35:27 GMT -5
(Scene opens in the Blackhand tour bus! UPW OPENWEIGHT CHAMPION KID DIAZ is seen sitting in the back.)
Diaz: A pretty accurate rule of thumb is the people who did the most talk about it the least. The blowhards are the ones who did squat. Guys like you CJ! Guys like you who bring NOTHING of importance except empty threats and an abomination of the English language are the ones who talk the most shit!
(Kid flips both middle fingers up.)
Diaz: Continuing to try to justify yourself? You are a fucking joke dude! Get fucking woke and open your eyes! You are not an innovator, you are not entertaining and you sure as hell ain’t this battle proven warrior you want me to believe you are! 4 months in and you won this title? That is supposed to mean something?
(Kid raises his championship up to the camera.)
Diaz: You being anything more than an open act is a lack of good judgement and a bad business decision by UPW’s creative! What a huge mistake! Now you sit there and profess neatly upon the masses that you are the King?
(Kid shakes his head in disbelief.)
Diaz: You are no King! You are not even a soldier! If anything you are the court jester nothing more!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: But fare is fare! You did however manage to briefly become a man who has been to the top of the mountain and achieved the ultimate in success but you have also fallen so far from grace that you dine with the devil himself. You somewhat re-invented yourself by your own description or of course and became the man of your so called old but still you are yet to embrace change. What have you really done though? Align yourself with two parasites who made you the leader of the security guards?
(Kid bursts out laughing.)
Diaz: Do you set up and tear down the rings too? You drive the trucks? Rub Wu’s tired feet and massage Anderson ‘s shoulders? Do the shopping for catering? Sell peanuts?
(Kid frowns.)
Diaz: You have to face your greatest foe in me to try to retain your identity! This strap is what and how you identify yourself to the world. I am a reckless monster who has nothing to lose. I bring nothing but a world of pain and frightful fears to you CJ and your pathetic family because you know I am the one who can kick your sorry worthless ass and you know it is going to happen. I am hungry to keep my hardware because I fucking earned it! My methods are always open for conversation but I am at peace of how I came to rise to the top guy at the top of the food chain!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Let me guess you think you ruined Bish right? The guy who CARRIED YOUR NO SELLING ASS! All your stupid stipulations! I can tell you Bish losing the strap isn’t all that troubling because he gets it! What stings is losing to someone like you who is clueless and all bark no bite! Maybe he just needed a break! I’m not at liberty to speak on his whereabouts or where he’s at mentally and physically but I can guarantee you when he does return you best be laying low or better yet just gone..PERIOD!
(Kid pauses. He admires his titles as he rubs his hands in a circular motion across them. He looks into the camera intensely.)
Diaz: I have proven that even the most hated and despicable can win too! I do not need to lock my lips to someone`s filthy management ass to get ahead. I do not need to hide behind the skirt of others and I do not need anyone to fight my battles or speak for me. I am not here to follow the rules! I am not here to take orders from fragile insecure adolescent children in their perky white towers or be intimidated by their little {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} security guard. I do this because this is who the hell I am and this is what I have made a killer living at doing! You ain’t no fucking Messiah that you think you are but the changes in your pathetic, meaningless mediocre life are not done happening CJ! Get ready to be my bitch!
(Kid snickers.)
Diaz: Tell ya what though! I’ll throw you a bone after I win and I’ll pay you double to drive the Blackhand Tour Bus!
(Camera fades with Kid laughing.)
(End Feed.)
Diaz: A pretty accurate rule of thumb is the people who did the most talk about it the least. The blowhards are the ones who did squat. Guys like you CJ! Guys like you who bring NOTHING of importance except empty threats and an abomination of the English language are the ones who talk the most shit!
(Kid flips both middle fingers up.)
Diaz: Continuing to try to justify yourself? You are a fucking joke dude! Get fucking woke and open your eyes! You are not an innovator, you are not entertaining and you sure as hell ain’t this battle proven warrior you want me to believe you are! 4 months in and you won this title? That is supposed to mean something?
(Kid raises his championship up to the camera.)
Diaz: You being anything more than an open act is a lack of good judgement and a bad business decision by UPW’s creative! What a huge mistake! Now you sit there and profess neatly upon the masses that you are the King?
(Kid shakes his head in disbelief.)
Diaz: You are no King! You are not even a soldier! If anything you are the court jester nothing more!
(Kid laughs.)
Diaz: But fare is fare! You did however manage to briefly become a man who has been to the top of the mountain and achieved the ultimate in success but you have also fallen so far from grace that you dine with the devil himself. You somewhat re-invented yourself by your own description or of course and became the man of your so called old but still you are yet to embrace change. What have you really done though? Align yourself with two parasites who made you the leader of the security guards?
(Kid bursts out laughing.)
Diaz: Do you set up and tear down the rings too? You drive the trucks? Rub Wu’s tired feet and massage Anderson ‘s shoulders? Do the shopping for catering? Sell peanuts?
(Kid frowns.)
Diaz: You have to face your greatest foe in me to try to retain your identity! This strap is what and how you identify yourself to the world. I am a reckless monster who has nothing to lose. I bring nothing but a world of pain and frightful fears to you CJ and your pathetic family because you know I am the one who can kick your sorry worthless ass and you know it is going to happen. I am hungry to keep my hardware because I fucking earned it! My methods are always open for conversation but I am at peace of how I came to rise to the top guy at the top of the food chain!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Let me guess you think you ruined Bish right? The guy who CARRIED YOUR NO SELLING ASS! All your stupid stipulations! I can tell you Bish losing the strap isn’t all that troubling because he gets it! What stings is losing to someone like you who is clueless and all bark no bite! Maybe he just needed a break! I’m not at liberty to speak on his whereabouts or where he’s at mentally and physically but I can guarantee you when he does return you best be laying low or better yet just gone..PERIOD!
(Kid pauses. He admires his titles as he rubs his hands in a circular motion across them. He looks into the camera intensely.)
Diaz: I have proven that even the most hated and despicable can win too! I do not need to lock my lips to someone`s filthy management ass to get ahead. I do not need to hide behind the skirt of others and I do not need anyone to fight my battles or speak for me. I am not here to follow the rules! I am not here to take orders from fragile insecure adolescent children in their perky white towers or be intimidated by their little {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} security guard. I do this because this is who the hell I am and this is what I have made a killer living at doing! You ain’t no fucking Messiah that you think you are but the changes in your pathetic, meaningless mediocre life are not done happening CJ! Get ready to be my bitch!
(Kid snickers.)
Diaz: Tell ya what though! I’ll throw you a bone after I win and I’ll pay you double to drive the Blackhand Tour Bus!
(Camera fades with Kid laughing.)
(End Feed.)