Post by nick on Feb 27, 2022 6:43:58 GMT -5
(After the epic PPV, Blow Your Mind, Cornell “King” Kingston waddles up to a dejected and limping Pixi.)
King: Hey, head up, Kiddo. So you lost. You are STILL the ONLY damn person in UPW that’s held TWO Tag and the Sin City belts! Ain’t no ugly S.O.B, taking dat way from you. PLUS, I just got the next show card and it looks like you gonna get a real quick shot at claiming dat belt back.
Pixi: But, honestly, I’m not sure I can. I mean, I tried everything and Berg was just too much.
King: BULLSHIT! Look, you had an off night. It can and damn well DOES happen to anyone. Have you fought better than that in the past? Too damn right, you have! Has Berg TRULY fought the Pxilicious Wardancer at her very BEST? No damn way! You CAN beat him – just like you damn well beat UPW best World Champion – Bishop. You, Kiddo, YOU beat him not once, but TWICE. Dat’s the Pixi dat we need at the next show, BUT. Hold up. First damn things first: you need to rest, to recover, to relax. Do all that damn yoga-karma shit dat you do. Go gt yourself focused again. You CAN do this. I’m telling ya!
Pixi: Sure. I can do that, but - How’s Uncle Jack? I heard he got jumped.
King: He damn well did. Big time, but you know Jack. Ain’t no one tougher and whoever dat damn COWARD was, he just damn well shortened his career – big time. Still, I reckon he could do with an extra pair of eyes watching over his back; so dat shit like that don’t damn well happen again.
Pixi: Yes. (Straightening and regaining her confidence): Yes, I can’t let myself get self -absorbed. I’ll meditate, centre my chakras and then I’ll be a LOT more use to Uncle Jack.
King: Great! But don’t lose sight of your next damn match! There’ll be three others all just as eager for their return match up. So I figured I’d ask Larry to ALSO keep an eye on Jack. Sure, he can take damn good care of himself, but as they damn well say – Fore warned is fore armed, right?
Pixi: Yes, that IS true. And I’m sorry.
King: Sorry? Sorry for what? You got no damn thing to be sorry for!
Pixi: Well, I allowed myself to think that only I was important. Haus Of Salvaje won and really, I should go congratulate them. They are my friends and you stick with your friends through good times and bad. Then I’ll go find Jack. He probably wants a little ‘me’ time before I catch up with him anyway.
King: Eh, well, you’re in luck. Here comes Larry now.
Larry: Hey Summer, sucks to lose, but it’s NOT the end of the world. What do you say, we just get you properly patched, then find Candy and Maddox? After, you can have an aromatherapy bath and then we’ll heat some stones to aid your circulation – or whatever that’s supposed to do. Oh, and then you can make an appointment with Deepti for an Indian Head Message. If that doesn’t get you buzzing again, nothing will!
Pixi: Thanks, Larry. I feel better already, just thinking about it.
King (shaking his head): Great, glad that’s all damn sorted. I’ll leave you kids to it. Gotta send me some messages – make sure Jack knows to expect you two.
(King waddles off. Larry gives Summer a hug and then the pair head off to get Summer some much needed TLC.)
FIN.
King: Hey, head up, Kiddo. So you lost. You are STILL the ONLY damn person in UPW that’s held TWO Tag and the Sin City belts! Ain’t no ugly S.O.B, taking dat way from you. PLUS, I just got the next show card and it looks like you gonna get a real quick shot at claiming dat belt back.
Pixi: But, honestly, I’m not sure I can. I mean, I tried everything and Berg was just too much.
King: BULLSHIT! Look, you had an off night. It can and damn well DOES happen to anyone. Have you fought better than that in the past? Too damn right, you have! Has Berg TRULY fought the Pxilicious Wardancer at her very BEST? No damn way! You CAN beat him – just like you damn well beat UPW best World Champion – Bishop. You, Kiddo, YOU beat him not once, but TWICE. Dat’s the Pixi dat we need at the next show, BUT. Hold up. First damn things first: you need to rest, to recover, to relax. Do all that damn yoga-karma shit dat you do. Go gt yourself focused again. You CAN do this. I’m telling ya!
Pixi: Sure. I can do that, but - How’s Uncle Jack? I heard he got jumped.
King: He damn well did. Big time, but you know Jack. Ain’t no one tougher and whoever dat damn COWARD was, he just damn well shortened his career – big time. Still, I reckon he could do with an extra pair of eyes watching over his back; so dat shit like that don’t damn well happen again.
Pixi: Yes. (Straightening and regaining her confidence): Yes, I can’t let myself get self -absorbed. I’ll meditate, centre my chakras and then I’ll be a LOT more use to Uncle Jack.
King: Great! But don’t lose sight of your next damn match! There’ll be three others all just as eager for their return match up. So I figured I’d ask Larry to ALSO keep an eye on Jack. Sure, he can take damn good care of himself, but as they damn well say – Fore warned is fore armed, right?
Pixi: Yes, that IS true. And I’m sorry.
King: Sorry? Sorry for what? You got no damn thing to be sorry for!
Pixi: Well, I allowed myself to think that only I was important. Haus Of Salvaje won and really, I should go congratulate them. They are my friends and you stick with your friends through good times and bad. Then I’ll go find Jack. He probably wants a little ‘me’ time before I catch up with him anyway.
King: Eh, well, you’re in luck. Here comes Larry now.
Larry: Hey Summer, sucks to lose, but it’s NOT the end of the world. What do you say, we just get you properly patched, then find Candy and Maddox? After, you can have an aromatherapy bath and then we’ll heat some stones to aid your circulation – or whatever that’s supposed to do. Oh, and then you can make an appointment with Deepti for an Indian Head Message. If that doesn’t get you buzzing again, nothing will!
Pixi: Thanks, Larry. I feel better already, just thinking about it.
King (shaking his head): Great, glad that’s all damn sorted. I’ll leave you kids to it. Gotta send me some messages – make sure Jack knows to expect you two.
(King waddles off. Larry gives Summer a hug and then the pair head off to get Summer some much needed TLC.)
FIN.