Post by kiddiaz316 on Feb 27, 2022 16:39:09 GMT -5
(Scene opens in New York City at SLAMTOWN! Kid Diaz is seen leaning against the bar with a bottle of whiskey, a shot glass and a few cans of beer. The camera closes in on him but he keeps his back to the camera.)
Diaz: Sad the direction UPW had chosen to go! What people used to do was simple. They would turn up to work, throw on our gear, go to the ring, and wrestle. It really was that simple. These days, you’ve got punk ass bitches demanding all kinds of treats in their changing rooms, thinking that it’s them calling the shots. It’s quite pathetic really, but hey, that’s how the business has evolved, so I guess established guys can either bitch and moan about it, or, we can evolve, roll with the punches, and embrace the new ways. Me? I chose the second option. You see, yes it was easy back in the day, but damn it was boring. It was just headlocks, body slams, clotheslines, sleeper holds, and if you were lucky, the odd piledriver or suplex. Wow, riveting stuff eh? It was almost as depressing as listening to a CJ Walker promo. These days, I can do what I want, when I want, and I get to REALLY hurt people in the process. I get to drive around in flashy sports cars, surrounded by whores, dine in the fancy restaurants, private jet flying, all that stuff guys like CJ can’t afford because he is the lower class!
(Kid pauses and takes a drink of his whiskey still with his back to the camera.)
Diaz: All you’re doing is wasting your time, boring the shit out of everyone, and making yourself look like a fucking dribbly mouth {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} CJ! Nothing new though!
(Kid slowly shifts and faces the camera.)
Diaz: I’m talking directly to you CJ Walker! The wierd chances Wu gives you, but I’ve decided to give you the “{Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} of the week” award this time! You didn’t beat me! You were given a freebie by Wu because that was her only way to regain control was to screw me and remove all the gold from the Blackhand because we became more powerful than she had anticipated! In her almighty wisdom she thinks and you think you broke us!
(Kid takes a shot.)
Diaz: I beat you CJ! I pinned you fair and square so as far as I am Concerned I am still the champion! But you can parade around all you like with MY title but everyone knows it’s all a facade of utter bullshit!
(Kid smirks and slowly shakes his head with a bleak sly grin across his mouth.)
Diaz: So you used your “Wu Clause” and now you think that’s it for me? You think I’m like Bish? You fucking idiot! This is far from over CJ! I ain’t the kind of guy to go away silently into the shadows or darkness of self pity and wallow in the fact I was screwed! You think I’m gonna tuck tail and take my ball and go home? Never! That is one of your traits!
(Kid lowers his head and nods and lifts his head slowly.)
Diaz: What’s good for the goose is good for the gander…..
(Kid scratches his chin.)
Diaz: Contingencies in place….
(Kid rubs his hair and adjusts his black shades that rest upon his head.)
Diaz: A profit and seeing the future?
(Kid sighs.)
Diaz: CJ, you are walking around this place on borrowed time. You think you're a real bad ass! You think that you're the man! Well,bitch you ain't shit! I am officially stating to the world that I want to be the first guy in line for a shot at that title of mine that you're claiming is yours, and I'm not going to take no for an answer! It don’t matter if I have to kick the fucking hell out of Adam Miller! You think he is worried? You think he will back down? I’ll kick the fuck out of Pixi like I have done countless times before and Joe Nobody? When I kick the fucking hell out of him he will be a somebody!
(Kid pauses and takes a swig of his beer.)
Diaz: I think I’ve made it more than obvious what I’m all about. Pain, suffering, torture, sacrifice and all these words and more come to mind when I think of what I’ve been though to get where I am today. I talk a lot but I back it up! Facts are facts though, and the facts state that I have the ability and the skill to be the best in the world. But, what about the drive, the desire to push past the hard obstacles, and face the depressing thought that I may lose a match? Is that something I can overcome?
(Kid smirks as he raises his arms out and slowly spins around allowing the audience the opportunity to back in his glory.)
Diaz: I’ve been beaten, and broken, and battered and bruised over and over again, but back I have the drive and desire to push past the pain, and to overcome every challenge that is thrown at me and this fucked up situation is no different! This fucked situation will never work in my favour because I don’t got anything on Wu other than disgust for her unprofessional inability to run this company! But you? You seem to have something on her! If a guy like you is the top draw UPW is in some serious trouble!
Diaz: Miller, Pixi and Joe….Prepare for war! I’m coming for my title!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)
Diaz: Sad the direction UPW had chosen to go! What people used to do was simple. They would turn up to work, throw on our gear, go to the ring, and wrestle. It really was that simple. These days, you’ve got punk ass bitches demanding all kinds of treats in their changing rooms, thinking that it’s them calling the shots. It’s quite pathetic really, but hey, that’s how the business has evolved, so I guess established guys can either bitch and moan about it, or, we can evolve, roll with the punches, and embrace the new ways. Me? I chose the second option. You see, yes it was easy back in the day, but damn it was boring. It was just headlocks, body slams, clotheslines, sleeper holds, and if you were lucky, the odd piledriver or suplex. Wow, riveting stuff eh? It was almost as depressing as listening to a CJ Walker promo. These days, I can do what I want, when I want, and I get to REALLY hurt people in the process. I get to drive around in flashy sports cars, surrounded by whores, dine in the fancy restaurants, private jet flying, all that stuff guys like CJ can’t afford because he is the lower class!
(Kid pauses and takes a drink of his whiskey still with his back to the camera.)
Diaz: All you’re doing is wasting your time, boring the shit out of everyone, and making yourself look like a fucking dribbly mouth {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} CJ! Nothing new though!
(Kid slowly shifts and faces the camera.)
Diaz: I’m talking directly to you CJ Walker! The wierd chances Wu gives you, but I’ve decided to give you the “{Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} of the week” award this time! You didn’t beat me! You were given a freebie by Wu because that was her only way to regain control was to screw me and remove all the gold from the Blackhand because we became more powerful than she had anticipated! In her almighty wisdom she thinks and you think you broke us!
(Kid takes a shot.)
Diaz: I beat you CJ! I pinned you fair and square so as far as I am Concerned I am still the champion! But you can parade around all you like with MY title but everyone knows it’s all a facade of utter bullshit!
(Kid smirks and slowly shakes his head with a bleak sly grin across his mouth.)
Diaz: So you used your “Wu Clause” and now you think that’s it for me? You think I’m like Bish? You fucking idiot! This is far from over CJ! I ain’t the kind of guy to go away silently into the shadows or darkness of self pity and wallow in the fact I was screwed! You think I’m gonna tuck tail and take my ball and go home? Never! That is one of your traits!
(Kid lowers his head and nods and lifts his head slowly.)
Diaz: What’s good for the goose is good for the gander…..
(Kid scratches his chin.)
Diaz: Contingencies in place….
(Kid rubs his hair and adjusts his black shades that rest upon his head.)
Diaz: A profit and seeing the future?
(Kid sighs.)
Diaz: CJ, you are walking around this place on borrowed time. You think you're a real bad ass! You think that you're the man! Well,bitch you ain't shit! I am officially stating to the world that I want to be the first guy in line for a shot at that title of mine that you're claiming is yours, and I'm not going to take no for an answer! It don’t matter if I have to kick the fucking hell out of Adam Miller! You think he is worried? You think he will back down? I’ll kick the fuck out of Pixi like I have done countless times before and Joe Nobody? When I kick the fucking hell out of him he will be a somebody!
(Kid pauses and takes a swig of his beer.)
Diaz: I think I’ve made it more than obvious what I’m all about. Pain, suffering, torture, sacrifice and all these words and more come to mind when I think of what I’ve been though to get where I am today. I talk a lot but I back it up! Facts are facts though, and the facts state that I have the ability and the skill to be the best in the world. But, what about the drive, the desire to push past the hard obstacles, and face the depressing thought that I may lose a match? Is that something I can overcome?
(Kid smirks as he raises his arms out and slowly spins around allowing the audience the opportunity to back in his glory.)
Diaz: I’ve been beaten, and broken, and battered and bruised over and over again, but back I have the drive and desire to push past the pain, and to overcome every challenge that is thrown at me and this fucked up situation is no different! This fucked situation will never work in my favour because I don’t got anything on Wu other than disgust for her unprofessional inability to run this company! But you? You seem to have something on her! If a guy like you is the top draw UPW is in some serious trouble!
Diaz: Miller, Pixi and Joe….Prepare for war! I’m coming for my title!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed.)