Post by rich121 on Feb 27, 2022 21:51:31 GMT -5
In his new office located in Bishop Enterprises Corporate Headquarters Terrance Christopher has brought in a camera crew to film a message to UPW. As he sits at his elaborate desk he is joined by Kid Diaz standing to his right.
TC: "Let's cut through the gristle and get right to the bone. At UPW Blow Your Mind the world saw some pure, undisturbed, grade a MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! What in the French fried titty fuck does that inbred cousin fucker CJ Walker have on Madam Wu? Did he uncover s super 8 film of you in a Tijuana Donkey show? Does he have the Watergate tapes of you deep throating Nixon? Did he catch you peeing standing up at a gas station urinal? Did he find evidence that in 8th grade you wrote a report entitled 'The Person I Admire Most is Adolf Hitler' ? Because with the horseshit you pulled at the last show he either has something on you or you really are a very self-righteous, selfish, greedy, manipulative, and outright stupid bitch!
"Every eye that saw the main event watched the UPW World Openweight Champion pin his challenger CJ Walker in the middle of the ring for the referee's three count and that means Kid Diaz won the mother fucking match and retained HIS mother fucking title. But that’s not how it ended is it? No. You come stolling out to announce not only that Walker has a very convenient rematch clause in his contract that you gave him. Before I go any further let me point out that no one else on the roster has any clause remotely similar in any of their contracts.
"So, not only does your chosen hemorrhoid have the right to a rematch, you decide it would be immediate! How in the firefly fuck house does that proudly inbred mother fucker get a DO OVER? Bitch, you like a child who can't win candy land so you change the rules. In doing that you shit on Diaz, you shit on the Black Hand, you shit on wrestlers who give you their literal blood, sweat and tears for UP Wrestling, you shit on the history of our sport, you shit on the trailblazers of the industry that paved the way for us today, you took a hot, steaming shit on all of professional wrestling!!!
"And while you want everyone to fear you and the punishment you bring down, this smooth, ebony mother fucker ain't scared of you. You think I give give a fuck about your slant eyed, rice eating, gangster husband? Let me educate you ro some truth, when you live in the ghetto and you're black you can either run with a gang or get run over by them. And as you can see, I'm still here.
"So there's not a whole hell of alot that your feeble, pretentious mind can possibly create that can even make my little toe quiver.
(Kid taps him on the shoulder.)
Diaz: Rematch clause! It’s a real thing!…
(Kid trails off.)
Diaz: Those words just keep ringing in my ears! As if I don’t deserve anything in this business! The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand what I was being asked, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s little pet dog like CJ! Bitch Wu , you are a ridiculous man, more of a man then your tiny brother and the fact you interrupted my match and cost me my championship makes you my first priority and with that being said I will find out what CJ has over you! Once I find out I’m going to expose you and ruin UPW!
It bothered you didn’t it? The fact THE BLACKHAND rose up and took the wrestling industry! UPW’s success didn’t come from you or your little slanty eyed inbred brother! It eats at you and eats at you and you just had to corrupt yourself and let your little deranged uneducated security guard be champion again! What is it he had on you? It can’t be his 100 word count Promotional material full of The challenging literary (It’s, and, do, so, his etc)
(Both Terrance and Kid chuckle.)
TC: "You see what this what your unnatural alliance has done. 'Opportunities' are made not from hard work and perseverance but at the whem of the cunt in chief for the class pet, the mascot of U-P-double Wu if you will. And if history has taught it's students anything it is that the self serving, self righteous decision makers ALWAYS fall under the weight of their actions. You think THIS pile of horse shit is getting to attract and retain anyone to our company? This is the kind of fuckery that changes channels and shuts off video feeds."
Diaz: Unlike you CJ I don’t manipulate and black mail the Ivory White Towel! Being on top of the world doesn't mean anything unless you know what it's like to be at the bottom. I have been there! I shall again climb, claw and force my way back to the World CHAMPION again!
(Kid pauses and rubs his chin.)
Diaz: Funny that the brain trust thinks putting the Blackhand against one another is some kind of problem! Fucking idiots! Not one of us has a fucking problem kicking the mother fucking hell out of one another in the name of personal growth and wealth! Why do you think the Blackhand has become the JUGGERNAUT that it is known as today? Even wrestling organizations outside of our realm know who we are and what we bring!
TC: "We are the foundation of UPW and we know that just burns the crotch out of your granny panties. You think putting Miller and Diaz at opposite sides of the ring will insure chaos and disruption? You think you've hindered Rain by having him pick ANY body to be a partner from a roster that is jealous and despises his existence? You think this was the time to strike with Bishop still out? All you have done is shown us the cards in your hand before the river hits. The Black Hand does not shutter at the mention of your names. We will not take a knee and genufleck as we blindy obey your commands. Who the fuck are you kidding, besides yourself?
(TC reaches into a drawer and pulls out a flash drive)
"You see this? It contains a shit ton of information that has been collected over the past few years. Anything you tried to bury Wu, anything you tried to burn, shred or flush my people found, gathered and reassembled and there is a lot of sketchy shit that has you fingerprints and lipstick smudges. Such as, exactly why Elijah had to come to you for help in the first place and the reality as to why you took over. We also have so much info on CJ that it's disgusting. I mean literally it makes me sick to read through. But I suppose if game recognize game that shit must recognize shit which is why you two work so well together.
"So what now? What is your next step? And why should we be a part of it? Really, what is keeping us from walking away and leaving UPW flailing? How long can CJ, Pixi and Jester doing the same old shit every show going to keep you in business? How long can you keep playing deus ex machina until everyone says ENOUGH, pockets their money and walks away from UPW as a whole? How are your bullshit motives going to go over when you and every single person that works for you is standing in the unemployment line?
Diaz: You look at this man right here!
(Kid points to Terrance.)
Diaz: This man has faced tragedy and disappointment time and time again but guess what? He didn’t sit and cry about it and neither does THE BLACKHAND! If it wasn’t for CJ, you wouldn’t exist! In the event that we are el da coup we regroup, replan and restart! It’s never the end of the road for us! We are ever changing and evolving while you remain stale, repugnant, predictable and simple!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Fuck this place! We are gonna burn this bitch to the fucking ground!
(Kid flips both his middle fingers at the camera.)
TC: "And that is exactly what we will do. We will pour gasoline all over this mother fucker, strike a match and never look back. We have the means, we have the motivation and we don't have a single fuck left. However, I am a businessman so I will make you a proposition that should prove mutually beneficial to the one true champ Kid Diaz and the fans. You can take Diaz out of that bullshit chance for a rematch fuckery and you fix your mistake. You pit that lap dog family fucker CJ Walkoff against Diaz in a steel cage match. Pinfall or submission, none of this run like a bitch and escape shit. Also. The Van Halen rent a cops are barred and the remaining members of the Black Hand will be the ringside enforcers. And I you try this fucking changing the game shit again… We all walk. And there is no breach of contract because the Black Hand has what I refer to as a fuck you clause. You do this again and we walk and I drop my info to Interpol and every media outlet available. (Looks up at Diaz) How does that sound to you Champ?"
Diaz: Let’s see if the pussy takes it!
(They both laugh.)
Diaz: He’s offering Nathaniel a shot at the strap? Nathaniel? You think Ragsdale is gonna take a handout?
TC: "Ragsdale takes handouts from homeless people on the street."
Diaz: That crotchety old cunt is a lot of things but he ain’t stupid! He KNOWS it’s my shot! That piece of shit CJ doesn't get to forget me! He can go fuck himself the stupid delusional fuckwad! He’s got nothing but empty threats and a kindergarten vocabulary!
TC: "We said our peace. Ball's in your court you fucking cunt… and yours as well Madam Wu."
TC: "Let's cut through the gristle and get right to the bone. At UPW Blow Your Mind the world saw some pure, undisturbed, grade a MOTHER FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! What in the French fried titty fuck does that inbred cousin fucker CJ Walker have on Madam Wu? Did he uncover s super 8 film of you in a Tijuana Donkey show? Does he have the Watergate tapes of you deep throating Nixon? Did he catch you peeing standing up at a gas station urinal? Did he find evidence that in 8th grade you wrote a report entitled 'The Person I Admire Most is Adolf Hitler' ? Because with the horseshit you pulled at the last show he either has something on you or you really are a very self-righteous, selfish, greedy, manipulative, and outright stupid bitch!
"Every eye that saw the main event watched the UPW World Openweight Champion pin his challenger CJ Walker in the middle of the ring for the referee's three count and that means Kid Diaz won the mother fucking match and retained HIS mother fucking title. But that’s not how it ended is it? No. You come stolling out to announce not only that Walker has a very convenient rematch clause in his contract that you gave him. Before I go any further let me point out that no one else on the roster has any clause remotely similar in any of their contracts.
"So, not only does your chosen hemorrhoid have the right to a rematch, you decide it would be immediate! How in the firefly fuck house does that proudly inbred mother fucker get a DO OVER? Bitch, you like a child who can't win candy land so you change the rules. In doing that you shit on Diaz, you shit on the Black Hand, you shit on wrestlers who give you their literal blood, sweat and tears for UP Wrestling, you shit on the history of our sport, you shit on the trailblazers of the industry that paved the way for us today, you took a hot, steaming shit on all of professional wrestling!!!
"And while you want everyone to fear you and the punishment you bring down, this smooth, ebony mother fucker ain't scared of you. You think I give give a fuck about your slant eyed, rice eating, gangster husband? Let me educate you ro some truth, when you live in the ghetto and you're black you can either run with a gang or get run over by them. And as you can see, I'm still here.
"So there's not a whole hell of alot that your feeble, pretentious mind can possibly create that can even make my little toe quiver.
(Kid taps him on the shoulder.)
Diaz: Rematch clause! It’s a real thing!…
(Kid trails off.)
Diaz: Those words just keep ringing in my ears! As if I don’t deserve anything in this business! The point I’m trying to make is that I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant, and all-around obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet. I am dismissive of the virtuous, unaware of the beautiful, and uncomprehending in the face of the happy. So if I didn’t understand what I was being asked, it is because I never expected to be anybody’s little pet dog like CJ! Bitch Wu , you are a ridiculous man, more of a man then your tiny brother and the fact you interrupted my match and cost me my championship makes you my first priority and with that being said I will find out what CJ has over you! Once I find out I’m going to expose you and ruin UPW!
It bothered you didn’t it? The fact THE BLACKHAND rose up and took the wrestling industry! UPW’s success didn’t come from you or your little slanty eyed inbred brother! It eats at you and eats at you and you just had to corrupt yourself and let your little deranged uneducated security guard be champion again! What is it he had on you? It can’t be his 100 word count Promotional material full of The challenging literary (It’s, and, do, so, his etc)
(Both Terrance and Kid chuckle.)
TC: "You see what this what your unnatural alliance has done. 'Opportunities' are made not from hard work and perseverance but at the whem of the cunt in chief for the class pet, the mascot of U-P-double Wu if you will. And if history has taught it's students anything it is that the self serving, self righteous decision makers ALWAYS fall under the weight of their actions. You think THIS pile of horse shit is getting to attract and retain anyone to our company? This is the kind of fuckery that changes channels and shuts off video feeds."
Diaz: Unlike you CJ I don’t manipulate and black mail the Ivory White Towel! Being on top of the world doesn't mean anything unless you know what it's like to be at the bottom. I have been there! I shall again climb, claw and force my way back to the World CHAMPION again!
(Kid pauses and rubs his chin.)
Diaz: Funny that the brain trust thinks putting the Blackhand against one another is some kind of problem! Fucking idiots! Not one of us has a fucking problem kicking the mother fucking hell out of one another in the name of personal growth and wealth! Why do you think the Blackhand has become the JUGGERNAUT that it is known as today? Even wrestling organizations outside of our realm know who we are and what we bring!
TC: "We are the foundation of UPW and we know that just burns the crotch out of your granny panties. You think putting Miller and Diaz at opposite sides of the ring will insure chaos and disruption? You think you've hindered Rain by having him pick ANY body to be a partner from a roster that is jealous and despises his existence? You think this was the time to strike with Bishop still out? All you have done is shown us the cards in your hand before the river hits. The Black Hand does not shutter at the mention of your names. We will not take a knee and genufleck as we blindy obey your commands. Who the fuck are you kidding, besides yourself?
(TC reaches into a drawer and pulls out a flash drive)
"You see this? It contains a shit ton of information that has been collected over the past few years. Anything you tried to bury Wu, anything you tried to burn, shred or flush my people found, gathered and reassembled and there is a lot of sketchy shit that has you fingerprints and lipstick smudges. Such as, exactly why Elijah had to come to you for help in the first place and the reality as to why you took over. We also have so much info on CJ that it's disgusting. I mean literally it makes me sick to read through. But I suppose if game recognize game that shit must recognize shit which is why you two work so well together.
"So what now? What is your next step? And why should we be a part of it? Really, what is keeping us from walking away and leaving UPW flailing? How long can CJ, Pixi and Jester doing the same old shit every show going to keep you in business? How long can you keep playing deus ex machina until everyone says ENOUGH, pockets their money and walks away from UPW as a whole? How are your bullshit motives going to go over when you and every single person that works for you is standing in the unemployment line?
Diaz: You look at this man right here!
(Kid points to Terrance.)
Diaz: This man has faced tragedy and disappointment time and time again but guess what? He didn’t sit and cry about it and neither does THE BLACKHAND! If it wasn’t for CJ, you wouldn’t exist! In the event that we are el da coup we regroup, replan and restart! It’s never the end of the road for us! We are ever changing and evolving while you remain stale, repugnant, predictable and simple!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: Fuck this place! We are gonna burn this bitch to the fucking ground!
(Kid flips both his middle fingers at the camera.)
TC: "And that is exactly what we will do. We will pour gasoline all over this mother fucker, strike a match and never look back. We have the means, we have the motivation and we don't have a single fuck left. However, I am a businessman so I will make you a proposition that should prove mutually beneficial to the one true champ Kid Diaz and the fans. You can take Diaz out of that bullshit chance for a rematch fuckery and you fix your mistake. You pit that lap dog family fucker CJ Walkoff against Diaz in a steel cage match. Pinfall or submission, none of this run like a bitch and escape shit. Also. The Van Halen rent a cops are barred and the remaining members of the Black Hand will be the ringside enforcers. And I you try this fucking changing the game shit again… We all walk. And there is no breach of contract because the Black Hand has what I refer to as a fuck you clause. You do this again and we walk and I drop my info to Interpol and every media outlet available. (Looks up at Diaz) How does that sound to you Champ?"
Diaz: Let’s see if the pussy takes it!
(They both laugh.)
Diaz: He’s offering Nathaniel a shot at the strap? Nathaniel? You think Ragsdale is gonna take a handout?
TC: "Ragsdale takes handouts from homeless people on the street."
Diaz: That crotchety old cunt is a lot of things but he ain’t stupid! He KNOWS it’s my shot! That piece of shit CJ doesn't get to forget me! He can go fuck himself the stupid delusional fuckwad! He’s got nothing but empty threats and a kindergarten vocabulary!
TC: "We said our peace. Ball's in your court you fucking cunt… and yours as well Madam Wu."