Post by davidberg47 on Mar 1, 2022 8:59:01 GMT -5
David Berg watches the whiny vignette from Pixi and laughs out loud. He is at the Casino gym working out as hard as he can. Prior to going for his two mile swim and then another two hour MMA training session.
Berg: Case in point, ladies and gentlemen. I spoke the truth and triggered a tree hugging, sensitive leftist. How you may ask? All I said was that Pixi was a weak, non-deserving champion. The whole world saw me take her apart and throw her out of the ring faster than some dude throws her out of his car when he is done with her. And she brings up guns. Guns?! She wants to eliminate guns. No guns, no lives lost. How simplistic and unrealistic. Let me tell you something my little ignorant leftist friend. If you take away guns, only the “bad guys” will have them. See how that works? If you allow gun permits then the good guys get them too and we are all safer. Even those with stupid green hair and pronouns of she/they/them/plant/frog. Right now your pronouns are “my” and “bitch”. Your little War Dancer routine is as old and tired as CJ Walker’s constant self-promotion.
(Berg pauses and laughs)
Berg: Enough about that has been war dancer who actually conflated the Democracy of Israel to the terror state of Palestine. Yeah, she is that stupid. What is also stupid is that she tried to insult me by stating that I am in a non-title match. The funny thing is, it is not for my title but for the tag team titles of her BFFs Maddox and Candy. So who is Madame Wu protecting, little Summer? Hmmmm….they are the champions, fighting in a match that suits them and their titles are NOT on the line. Burn and I have never teamed before and hell I am not a tag team wrestler and STILL this is a non-title match. Funny how that goes. One fact is true for all leftists around the world, they are all equally illogical.
This is why the Body Snatcher, the King of the Streets, your Sin City Champion is thrilled to partner with an experienced competitor in Burn. There is no bullshit, there is no nonsense. There is just pain for the opponents. Pain. I know what the fans are thinking. Why Dave, why are you so cruel? Why are you bashing Pixi, Maddox and Candy? Well, it isn’t bashing if you are telling the truth. Which, I am. That’s right. The truth. I have learned a hard lesson early in my young career. You cannot make friends in this business and have success. It is impossible. The business is full of backstabbers, sociopaths, narcissists, and violent thugs. Factions and form and break up. Tag teams form and break up. Alliances form and break up.
In the end all that matters are victories and success for both UPW and of course the Chosen one of the Chosen people, your Sin City Champion, David Berg. Maddox and Candy, despite our disparate life points of view, I do respect you. I have fought with you but now you will see what countless others have seen. I am the King of the Streets for a reason.
(Scene fades as Berg continues his workout)