Post by nick on Mar 2, 2022 5:46:48 GMT -5
(Vile steps away from a heavily battered sedan. The headlights are smashed, as is the windscreen. Large dents adorn the bodywork. She nonchalantly drops the sledgehammer and ambles forward.)
Vile: So, we get to play with lots of others. Yeah, about that…..
(She shrugs and smiles darkly)
Vile: We really aren’t very good at playing nicely. It just holds no appeal at all. I mean, why would you when you don’t have to? What’s the point? I could say exactly the same thing about this match: what IS the point? But, does it even matter? The key thing here is WE get paid to hurt people. Again. With luck – LOTS of people. Still, the usual offer’s there. You want us to hurt OTHER people, then come up with the necessary.
The fact is – Wicked ‘wins’ every time we step into a ring. Sure OUR definition of ‘winning’ is radically different from most others, but it definitely works for us. So – oh wait – I almost forgot. Vicious said if ANYONE tazers him, he’ll shove the damn thing up their ass! No, seriously. He will. And, well, the whole tazer thing could be a big problem – FOR YOU. See, you’ll have to crank it up to 11 to affect Vicious and just think of THAT sort of voltage ripping through your intestines. Sounds fun, right?
(Just then a man scurries out from a building on the left. He stares in disbelief at the wreck that was his car.)
Man: My...may car! What did you’.”
(He sees the unmistakable, all white figure of Vile and instantly shuts up. She turns and smiles.)
Vile: What I’ll do to your legs next week, unless you settle those debts. Clear?
(The man nods frantically and stares in horror at the car.)
FIN.
Vile: So, we get to play with lots of others. Yeah, about that…..
(She shrugs and smiles darkly)
Vile: We really aren’t very good at playing nicely. It just holds no appeal at all. I mean, why would you when you don’t have to? What’s the point? I could say exactly the same thing about this match: what IS the point? But, does it even matter? The key thing here is WE get paid to hurt people. Again. With luck – LOTS of people. Still, the usual offer’s there. You want us to hurt OTHER people, then come up with the necessary.
The fact is – Wicked ‘wins’ every time we step into a ring. Sure OUR definition of ‘winning’ is radically different from most others, but it definitely works for us. So – oh wait – I almost forgot. Vicious said if ANYONE tazers him, he’ll shove the damn thing up their ass! No, seriously. He will. And, well, the whole tazer thing could be a big problem – FOR YOU. See, you’ll have to crank it up to 11 to affect Vicious and just think of THAT sort of voltage ripping through your intestines. Sounds fun, right?
(Just then a man scurries out from a building on the left. He stares in disbelief at the wreck that was his car.)
Man: My...may car! What did you’.”
(He sees the unmistakable, all white figure of Vile and instantly shuts up. She turns and smiles.)
Vile: What I’ll do to your legs next week, unless you settle those debts. Clear?
(The man nods frantically and stares in horror at the car.)
FIN.