Post by Maddox and Candy on Mar 5, 2022 1:25:50 GMT -5
FADE IN
INT. ARIA HOTEL -- UPW APPOINTED MEETING ROOM -- 9:00PM
The camera picks up inside of a meeting room rented out by UPW where UPW's Mia Garcia is standing in front of a UPW Step and Repeat background, microphone in hand where Maddox and Candy are standing by next to her
MIA: Hello, hello, hello UPW fans! We are here with your newly crowned Tag Team Champions, the Haus Of Salvaje, also known as Maddox and Candy. I want to be one of the many to say congratulations!
Maddox looks at her and smiles
MADDOX: Thank you so much. That's really sweet.
MIA: A lot of people are so happy to see you guys as the faces of the Tag Team division. We know that you guys will also bring dignity, respect and entertainment to these belts.
CANDY: Oh, we sure will. You can count on that as you can always count on us to provide the entertainment
MIA: Now that you guys have won the titles, we are onto our next Friday Night Free For All where you guys are slated to wrestle AGAINST David Berg and newcomer, Burn.
MADDOX: Fuck, did you see her LITERALLY handle Cage's ass like a bag of soggy laundry?
CANDY: I've always been an advocate of dont let looks fool you. The bitch may be old but she's been in the military. A tank driver. Yo...she ain't messing around.
MADDOX: Lions and tigers and bears...OH MY!!!! Sounding like the Wizard of Oz up in here. But guess what? Im Dorothy, your toto, get in the fucking basket. Lions, tigers and bears all have carnivorous minds. Unpredictable and unthinking. They just go for blood, they want the meat but she looks about as washed up and dried out as you possibly can get and that's EXACTLY why she's beaten all of the animals. She don't even look like she tastes good.
CANDY: Sort of like sharks...they take one bite and they just leave you alone.
MADDOX: Correct.
MIA: So are you saying you're not threatened by her animal wrestling skills?
MADDOX: Listen, ALL IM SAYING is that her animal wrestling skills don't mean shit to me. I am a lion, tiger, bear combined. On top of all that, I have a versatile brain that is thinking FAR BEYOND just meat, blood, kill. I have strategy going on in my head. I think before I act...
CANDY: Most of the time.
Maddox rolls his eyes
MADDOX: You're right.
He pauses
MADDOX: I just...when It comes down to It, sure, her animal wrestling abilities are going to come into handy in this ring. I.e. look at how she wrestled against Cage. But that just comes down to her ABILITIES. She's animalistic because she's been in the circus but once you go up against ultimate animalistic wrestlers like Candy and myself who are ALSO hungry for blood but ACTUALLY have a human brain, It changes things up. Even with her going all Harry Potter Dementor "I wanna suck your soul out of your body"....Cage STILL pulled out the win. It just comes down to will power and stamina sometimes.
CANDY: Also...pure luck. Burn handed him his ass most of that match. HOWEVER, I'm happy to see Cage pull out that win in the end.
MIA: As was I. What a legend.
CANDY: Agreed. The odds were stacked against him and he still pulled It out. Kudos.
Candy pauses.
CANDY: Burn can expect not one but TWO very capable human beings in that ring who are ready to square up and knock that old bitch back into the retirement home in Palm Springs is all were saying...I guess, right?
MADDOX: Correct. While Burn will provide to be a challenge as we seen her be at Blow Your Mind, we are double the challenge.
Maddox shrugs.
MIA: You will also have double the challenge as there still is David Berg.
Maddox tilts his head back and grunts...
MADDOX: Oh my god. Ya know what..at this point, i'm not even stunned that someone could literally place themselves on the HIGHEST tier so quickly as we seen It happen with The Black Hand. David Berg, like other people we know has gone full Candy Land on us all. He's lost somewhere in Gumdrop Mountain as the camera crew follows him along for his adventure to reach King Kandy.
CANDY: Watch out now. My name is tied too closely to that.
They laugh and she pauses.
CANDY: Also, I think we need to introduce a drinking game that will GUARANTEE everybody back at home a very drunk evening.
Mia's interest is peaked.
MIA: Please do explain.
CANDY: If you hear David Berg say leftist, pronouns, King of The Streets, Body Snatcher, Chosen One...take a shot. You can also take a shot if you hear us say Baddest Bitch, Period and Haus Of Salvaje.
MADDOX: Period!
CANDY: Take a shot......Anyways. This dude is SO FOCUSED on people's pronouns and political affiliation that It just doesn't even make sense. Who the fuck cares what somebody identifies as? If someone is a god damn plant or frog...what does It fucking matter? What does It mean to you? Does It change up your day? Does It ruin your life? Does It rain a shit storm if someone wants to be called a they or them? Do you get struck with lightning If someone who's male presenting wants to be called "she?" Like, damn. Why are YOU SO HEAD FIRST involved in someone else's pronouns instead of worrying about making Emma sit back and moan?
MADDOX: True tea..... I honestly dont think we should even encourage the drinking game because people will literally get so drunk. It's almost like Ariana Grande's "yeah" counter in her songs. You can almost just count on her singing "yeah" in all of her songs. David Berg...you can count on Pronouns and Leftist at least once or twice every time he appears.
MIA: Why does the pronouns issue raise itself as such a big issue for you?
MADDOX: Mia, we represent communities that are still struggling to be correctly identified and labeled. This is real life stuff, this isn't just some Candy Land game or Monopoly round that you can just collect $200 after passing GO and go to Jail and get out with a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. We have friends and associates who identify as they and them or she and they or he and they, etc etc. We have friends who are pre-op transgendered and are starting hormone therapy and body reassignment surgery. These are REAL life situations. David Berg wants to show up on national television and make a mockery of It and make himself look like an asshole, well hey, thats his prerogative. But if were diving into political association, its serving very "I Support Donald Trump" and I'm a "Conservative."
Candy cuts in.
CANDY: At the end of the day, It doesn't MATTER what you identify as or what you support. If Pixi wants to go dance amongst the trees and make out with one like Mary Catherine Gallagher did in Superstar with strawberry kiwi lipgloss, THATS HER CHOICE. When we step into that ring, what I support or what I identify as doesn't matter. Your partner is LITERALLY a senior citizen and she could probably squash you in that ring, hell maybe even Maddox and I too, just like she did Cage. It doesn't matter if she looks like a man and identifies as a woman...its her choice.
Candy shrugs.
MADDOX: He tries to make a mockery of CJ Walkers consistent self promotions and Pixi's War Dancer persona but...at least the dude has new things to talk about from time to time and she actually doesn't have to talk about Oak, Sap and Pine trees every week. We have to sit here every single day, week in and week out and watch you talk about Israel and Palestine and Leftists and this and that and this and that....my god. If you're going to ACTUALLY try and make a joke or throw an insult about someones self promotions, check your own god damned work before you do so. But also...isn't that what we're supposed to do anyways? Self Promotion? Isn't that the name of this business? I think you'd be a GREAT ADDITION to the Black Hand cause you're just about as delusional as they are and im sure they are looking as they are in shambles right now. Kid Diaz thinking you can be signed to Under Armor and Adidas at the same time is just as delusional as you thinking that YOU are the person who ALLOWS CJ Walker to be champion.
MIA: I have to say, as someone who is still quite new here, It is a bit funny.
CANDY: Right?
Candy and Maddox start to chuckle
CANDY: He wins ONE championship and he think's he's the reason CJ Walker is all of a sudden a champion. Forget about the relationship he forged with Madame Wu, forget about the two times previous where he won the championship and had It ripped from his hands, forget about all the hard work he put in to ACTUALLY get there. Yes, David Berg is the SOLE REASON why he's the champion. Hell, he must be the reason that we are champions too. He let us get here.
Maddox snorts as he's trying to hold himself back from laughing.
MADDOX: This is nothing new. Someone steps into the game, wins a championship and they think that they are now the #1 Top Dog here. David Berg can simply think he is that guy. We have no actual issue with It. We just think its comical. You can put yourself on this fake throne and pretend your that bitch but honey....the fall to reality is always brutal when It happens. Also, the ONLY Daddy that I know is my bank account. I refer to my credit card as Daddy. Definitely not no damn David Berg.
CANDY: This is expected from "red" state supporting folks though, right? They think they run the world even though they are nowhere close to doing so. They think they can control women's bodies. They think they can control parents who want to support their children's transgendered identities. They think they can tell people to "not say gay." He's very that type of person. He has the recipe written all over himself. Overly confident, overly cocky, loud, obnoxious, dick swinging in the wind. Meanwhile, nobody can really hop onto the fantasy like you are.
MIA: Did you guys ever have a different opinion of Berg?
MADDOX: Absolutely. When he stepped onto the scene here at UPW from then until now, his journey has been awesome. It was great to watch hungry talent fight to be here as this company is still growing and there are a lot of people who want to grow with It. He tries to address whether he is face or heel or what not but every company needs a polarizing villain and Berg is very that. But he enjoys It, clearly. There's nothing LIKE-ABLE to make him a face. At all. But every time he shows his face on television..he gets more and more ugly. Every single thing he says becomes more unbearable. Which is what a polarizing villain should be doing. It's expected and its nothing that Candy and I can't shut down. And trust, we always will.
CANDY: Period.... Take a shot at home.
MIA: He mentioned that he has respect for you guys, do you have respect for him as well?
MADDOX: As a wrestler, absolutely. The guy is not just some hack job jobber. He's here to make a name for himself and here to wrestle. He beat Pixi, which not an easy feat. The girl has been here since the beginning and she's literally a force to be reckoned with. He got the best of her due to his Dirty Santa prize which helped him out. Had It not of been for that, Pixi might have taken that belt back home with her. We give him all the credit in the world when It comes to the skills in the ring. Respect, respect, respect. All day. OUTSIDE of the ring and the words that he speaks...no respect at all. If you're going to be a shit talker, PLEASE have the receipts and the ability to back It up. PLEASE MAKE It MAKE SENSE!
MIA: He mentions that the age and gender of his partner doesn't matter, but the comparison of how he treated Pixi compared to Burn, there are differences, no?
CANDY: Absolutely. He tried to make a joke out of Pixi by addressing her size and her gender and how she looks but now all of a sudden that Burn fought in the military...age and gender doesn't matter! The double standards here are wild to me. Yes, Burn is a fucking beast and despite her age, she proved It doesn't matter. But Ive said this from the beginning. Identity, gender, age...none of that matters when you step into the ring. She will be gunning for blood but so will I. So will Maddox. Im sure Berg will as well. Let the blood rain baby. Cause guess what? You two don't have to be fans of us two tree huggers because we...are not fans of you. Well, I kinda low-key am a huge fan of Burn's now.
MADDOX: Which also....when in the world did we become Tree Huggers? Like...have you and I ever stood up on national television and tried to advocate for forests and woodlands? Also. Low-key I stan Burn too.
CANDY: Not that I can recall.
MADDOX: So what the fuck is this idiot even talking about?
MIA: If anything....you guys are the furthest from Tree Huggers, right?
MADDOX: Correct. We love private jets. We would rather Uber then walk. We get shopping bags everywhere we go shopping and don't use recyclable bags all the time. MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE. Please.
MIA: He at one point mentions that its a non-title match so he gets to display skills...is there a difference between a title match and a non title match for you guys as far as skills go?
Candy can't help but roll her eyes, as she shakes her head as she turns It to the side and then back to the camera.
CANDY: The stakes are usually higher when It comes to title matches, Mia. That's about It. It gets intense if gold is on the line. But the bottom line when It comes to Haus Of Salvaje...take a shot. The bottom line is...its ALWAYS intense when we are in the ring. What skills are you going to show in the ring in this non title match that you wouldn't show in a title match? Isn't that a weird statement? I guess I don't get It. Do you get It?
She looks over at Maddox.
MADDOX: Maybe he just means the stakes AREN'T that high so maybe he'll take bigger risks because the pay off isn't gold so he can fuck up if he wants?
CANDY: Ah, okay. Clarity.
MADDOX: Which...by all means, go ahead. Take those chances. Take those risks. I never have issues with that cause I do the same. So, we have the same strategy and same mind set. Bring those skills to the ring baby. I'll be waiting.
MIA: He called you guys not respected champions, thoughts?
MADDOX: We just won the titles so I guess he has a point, no?
CANDY: I mean, yeah, I guess.
She laughs and then shrugs her shoulders
CANDY: But what's the point? He just won that championship as well so what respect has he brought to himself as a champion? He hasn't had to defend It yet either. Put some respect on your name and on the championship before you go ahead and throw another stone while living in that glass house in the Gumdrop Mountains.
Maddox interjects.
MADDOX: Here's the thing Mia. We are respected wrestlers. Period. Therefore, we will be respected champions. I've BEEN a Sin City Champion WAY BEFORE David Berg has won his. Now im a Tag Team champion. My second title I've won here. I AM a respected champion as is my partner who has held MANY A GOLD in her wrestling days. We don't need these titles to be respected wrestlers. Our respect that we've put on our names is ENOUGH. Period.
CANDY: Take a shot.
MADDOX: Leftist.
CANDY: Take a shot.
MADDOX: Prounoun is...."my bitch."
CANDY: Take. A. Shot.
They both look at the camera with their eyes widened and then both burst into laughter.
MADDOX: Did you peep that though? He said to Pixi that her Pronouns was "My Bitch" and now his Pronouns are "I stomped your ass." That's an interesting one, aye?
CANDY: I've never heard It before but hey...if that's what he wants to go as.... I guess...go on ahead with your bad self. Im She/Her.
MADDOX: He/Him.
MIA: And I guess Berg is "I Stomped Your Ass."
MADDOX: Congrats buddy. Glad you could find your identity. Im sure fighting in the streets for so long really fogged your brain.
MIA: Aft....
Maddox cuts her off.
MADDOX: Also, on the topic of bathrooms. Who fucking cares? I'll literally go inside any bathroom I want and take a piss cause guess what? I am that bitch. Anyways, next.
MIA: After it's all said and done, you still have this match against David Berg and Burn, any final thoughts on that topic?
MADDOX: Listen, we know we have our work cut out for us. That's obvious. David Berg and Burn combined will be a force in the ring together. One who is old and doesn't have a single brain cell that comprehends anything other then "I. WANT. BLOOD!" And one who apparently goes for peoples body parts in the streets during war..I dont know. However.....Candy and I are on a mission to put this douche flute in his place at the next Friday Night Free For All.
CANDY: A douche flute.
MADDOX: You heard me.
CANDY: Okay.
She laughs.
CANDY: Our leftist, tree hugging, red meat eating, mask wearing, any bathroom using, wig wearing, high heel stomping, bitch ass bitches are going to step into that ring and deliver what needs to be delivered, appropriately. An ass kicking. One that David is definitely due for. Disrespecting our girl Pixi like that is just a small portion of why you need re-arranging of the teeth and for those lips to be wired shut for awhile.....but now you're insulting us, you're placing yourself on this delusional cloud of grandeur and we simply love popping those fantasy bubbles. So Berg, while we respect you and your wrestling...Hi! We're the Haus Of Salvaje...
MADDOX: Take a shot.
CANDY: And we're here to mop that ring with your ass and show you what TAG TEAM wrestling looks like.
MADDOX: And thats on...
CANDY: No, they are probably drunk right now.
MADDOX: Good point. That's all for now Mia. We will be back with our bets tomorrow and maybe some other thoughts if the King Of The Streets decides to spread his weird Propaganda.
MIA: We will be looking forward to It. Thanks for stopping by.
CANDY: Our pleasure. Also, take one last shot.
MIA: Have a great night folks!
FADE OUT
INT. ARIA HOTEL -- UPW APPOINTED MEETING ROOM -- 9:00PM
The camera picks up inside of a meeting room rented out by UPW where UPW's Mia Garcia is standing in front of a UPW Step and Repeat background, microphone in hand where Maddox and Candy are standing by next to her
MIA: Hello, hello, hello UPW fans! We are here with your newly crowned Tag Team Champions, the Haus Of Salvaje, also known as Maddox and Candy. I want to be one of the many to say congratulations!
Maddox looks at her and smiles
MADDOX: Thank you so much. That's really sweet.
MIA: A lot of people are so happy to see you guys as the faces of the Tag Team division. We know that you guys will also bring dignity, respect and entertainment to these belts.
CANDY: Oh, we sure will. You can count on that as you can always count on us to provide the entertainment
MIA: Now that you guys have won the titles, we are onto our next Friday Night Free For All where you guys are slated to wrestle AGAINST David Berg and newcomer, Burn.
MADDOX: Fuck, did you see her LITERALLY handle Cage's ass like a bag of soggy laundry?
CANDY: I've always been an advocate of dont let looks fool you. The bitch may be old but she's been in the military. A tank driver. Yo...she ain't messing around.
MADDOX: Lions and tigers and bears...OH MY!!!! Sounding like the Wizard of Oz up in here. But guess what? Im Dorothy, your toto, get in the fucking basket. Lions, tigers and bears all have carnivorous minds. Unpredictable and unthinking. They just go for blood, they want the meat but she looks about as washed up and dried out as you possibly can get and that's EXACTLY why she's beaten all of the animals. She don't even look like she tastes good.
CANDY: Sort of like sharks...they take one bite and they just leave you alone.
MADDOX: Correct.
MIA: So are you saying you're not threatened by her animal wrestling skills?
MADDOX: Listen, ALL IM SAYING is that her animal wrestling skills don't mean shit to me. I am a lion, tiger, bear combined. On top of all that, I have a versatile brain that is thinking FAR BEYOND just meat, blood, kill. I have strategy going on in my head. I think before I act...
CANDY: Most of the time.
Maddox rolls his eyes
MADDOX: You're right.
He pauses
MADDOX: I just...when It comes down to It, sure, her animal wrestling abilities are going to come into handy in this ring. I.e. look at how she wrestled against Cage. But that just comes down to her ABILITIES. She's animalistic because she's been in the circus but once you go up against ultimate animalistic wrestlers like Candy and myself who are ALSO hungry for blood but ACTUALLY have a human brain, It changes things up. Even with her going all Harry Potter Dementor "I wanna suck your soul out of your body"....Cage STILL pulled out the win. It just comes down to will power and stamina sometimes.
CANDY: Also...pure luck. Burn handed him his ass most of that match. HOWEVER, I'm happy to see Cage pull out that win in the end.
MIA: As was I. What a legend.
CANDY: Agreed. The odds were stacked against him and he still pulled It out. Kudos.
Candy pauses.
CANDY: Burn can expect not one but TWO very capable human beings in that ring who are ready to square up and knock that old bitch back into the retirement home in Palm Springs is all were saying...I guess, right?
MADDOX: Correct. While Burn will provide to be a challenge as we seen her be at Blow Your Mind, we are double the challenge.
Maddox shrugs.
MIA: You will also have double the challenge as there still is David Berg.
Maddox tilts his head back and grunts...
MADDOX: Oh my god. Ya know what..at this point, i'm not even stunned that someone could literally place themselves on the HIGHEST tier so quickly as we seen It happen with The Black Hand. David Berg, like other people we know has gone full Candy Land on us all. He's lost somewhere in Gumdrop Mountain as the camera crew follows him along for his adventure to reach King Kandy.
CANDY: Watch out now. My name is tied too closely to that.
They laugh and she pauses.
CANDY: Also, I think we need to introduce a drinking game that will GUARANTEE everybody back at home a very drunk evening.
Mia's interest is peaked.
MIA: Please do explain.
CANDY: If you hear David Berg say leftist, pronouns, King of The Streets, Body Snatcher, Chosen One...take a shot. You can also take a shot if you hear us say Baddest Bitch, Period and Haus Of Salvaje.
MADDOX: Period!
CANDY: Take a shot......Anyways. This dude is SO FOCUSED on people's pronouns and political affiliation that It just doesn't even make sense. Who the fuck cares what somebody identifies as? If someone is a god damn plant or frog...what does It fucking matter? What does It mean to you? Does It change up your day? Does It ruin your life? Does It rain a shit storm if someone wants to be called a they or them? Do you get struck with lightning If someone who's male presenting wants to be called "she?" Like, damn. Why are YOU SO HEAD FIRST involved in someone else's pronouns instead of worrying about making Emma sit back and moan?
MADDOX: True tea..... I honestly dont think we should even encourage the drinking game because people will literally get so drunk. It's almost like Ariana Grande's "yeah" counter in her songs. You can almost just count on her singing "yeah" in all of her songs. David Berg...you can count on Pronouns and Leftist at least once or twice every time he appears.
MIA: Why does the pronouns issue raise itself as such a big issue for you?
MADDOX: Mia, we represent communities that are still struggling to be correctly identified and labeled. This is real life stuff, this isn't just some Candy Land game or Monopoly round that you can just collect $200 after passing GO and go to Jail and get out with a "Get Out of Jail Free" card. We have friends and associates who identify as they and them or she and they or he and they, etc etc. We have friends who are pre-op transgendered and are starting hormone therapy and body reassignment surgery. These are REAL life situations. David Berg wants to show up on national television and make a mockery of It and make himself look like an asshole, well hey, thats his prerogative. But if were diving into political association, its serving very "I Support Donald Trump" and I'm a "Conservative."
Candy cuts in.
CANDY: At the end of the day, It doesn't MATTER what you identify as or what you support. If Pixi wants to go dance amongst the trees and make out with one like Mary Catherine Gallagher did in Superstar with strawberry kiwi lipgloss, THATS HER CHOICE. When we step into that ring, what I support or what I identify as doesn't matter. Your partner is LITERALLY a senior citizen and she could probably squash you in that ring, hell maybe even Maddox and I too, just like she did Cage. It doesn't matter if she looks like a man and identifies as a woman...its her choice.
Candy shrugs.
MADDOX: He tries to make a mockery of CJ Walkers consistent self promotions and Pixi's War Dancer persona but...at least the dude has new things to talk about from time to time and she actually doesn't have to talk about Oak, Sap and Pine trees every week. We have to sit here every single day, week in and week out and watch you talk about Israel and Palestine and Leftists and this and that and this and that....my god. If you're going to ACTUALLY try and make a joke or throw an insult about someones self promotions, check your own god damned work before you do so. But also...isn't that what we're supposed to do anyways? Self Promotion? Isn't that the name of this business? I think you'd be a GREAT ADDITION to the Black Hand cause you're just about as delusional as they are and im sure they are looking as they are in shambles right now. Kid Diaz thinking you can be signed to Under Armor and Adidas at the same time is just as delusional as you thinking that YOU are the person who ALLOWS CJ Walker to be champion.
MIA: I have to say, as someone who is still quite new here, It is a bit funny.
CANDY: Right?
Candy and Maddox start to chuckle
CANDY: He wins ONE championship and he think's he's the reason CJ Walker is all of a sudden a champion. Forget about the relationship he forged with Madame Wu, forget about the two times previous where he won the championship and had It ripped from his hands, forget about all the hard work he put in to ACTUALLY get there. Yes, David Berg is the SOLE REASON why he's the champion. Hell, he must be the reason that we are champions too. He let us get here.
Maddox snorts as he's trying to hold himself back from laughing.
MADDOX: This is nothing new. Someone steps into the game, wins a championship and they think that they are now the #1 Top Dog here. David Berg can simply think he is that guy. We have no actual issue with It. We just think its comical. You can put yourself on this fake throne and pretend your that bitch but honey....the fall to reality is always brutal when It happens. Also, the ONLY Daddy that I know is my bank account. I refer to my credit card as Daddy. Definitely not no damn David Berg.
CANDY: This is expected from "red" state supporting folks though, right? They think they run the world even though they are nowhere close to doing so. They think they can control women's bodies. They think they can control parents who want to support their children's transgendered identities. They think they can tell people to "not say gay." He's very that type of person. He has the recipe written all over himself. Overly confident, overly cocky, loud, obnoxious, dick swinging in the wind. Meanwhile, nobody can really hop onto the fantasy like you are.
MIA: Did you guys ever have a different opinion of Berg?
MADDOX: Absolutely. When he stepped onto the scene here at UPW from then until now, his journey has been awesome. It was great to watch hungry talent fight to be here as this company is still growing and there are a lot of people who want to grow with It. He tries to address whether he is face or heel or what not but every company needs a polarizing villain and Berg is very that. But he enjoys It, clearly. There's nothing LIKE-ABLE to make him a face. At all. But every time he shows his face on television..he gets more and more ugly. Every single thing he says becomes more unbearable. Which is what a polarizing villain should be doing. It's expected and its nothing that Candy and I can't shut down. And trust, we always will.
CANDY: Period.... Take a shot at home.
MIA: He mentioned that he has respect for you guys, do you have respect for him as well?
MADDOX: As a wrestler, absolutely. The guy is not just some hack job jobber. He's here to make a name for himself and here to wrestle. He beat Pixi, which not an easy feat. The girl has been here since the beginning and she's literally a force to be reckoned with. He got the best of her due to his Dirty Santa prize which helped him out. Had It not of been for that, Pixi might have taken that belt back home with her. We give him all the credit in the world when It comes to the skills in the ring. Respect, respect, respect. All day. OUTSIDE of the ring and the words that he speaks...no respect at all. If you're going to be a shit talker, PLEASE have the receipts and the ability to back It up. PLEASE MAKE It MAKE SENSE!
MIA: He mentions that the age and gender of his partner doesn't matter, but the comparison of how he treated Pixi compared to Burn, there are differences, no?
CANDY: Absolutely. He tried to make a joke out of Pixi by addressing her size and her gender and how she looks but now all of a sudden that Burn fought in the military...age and gender doesn't matter! The double standards here are wild to me. Yes, Burn is a fucking beast and despite her age, she proved It doesn't matter. But Ive said this from the beginning. Identity, gender, age...none of that matters when you step into the ring. She will be gunning for blood but so will I. So will Maddox. Im sure Berg will as well. Let the blood rain baby. Cause guess what? You two don't have to be fans of us two tree huggers because we...are not fans of you. Well, I kinda low-key am a huge fan of Burn's now.
MADDOX: Which also....when in the world did we become Tree Huggers? Like...have you and I ever stood up on national television and tried to advocate for forests and woodlands? Also. Low-key I stan Burn too.
CANDY: Not that I can recall.
MADDOX: So what the fuck is this idiot even talking about?
MIA: If anything....you guys are the furthest from Tree Huggers, right?
MADDOX: Correct. We love private jets. We would rather Uber then walk. We get shopping bags everywhere we go shopping and don't use recyclable bags all the time. MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE. Please.
MIA: He at one point mentions that its a non-title match so he gets to display skills...is there a difference between a title match and a non title match for you guys as far as skills go?
Candy can't help but roll her eyes, as she shakes her head as she turns It to the side and then back to the camera.
CANDY: The stakes are usually higher when It comes to title matches, Mia. That's about It. It gets intense if gold is on the line. But the bottom line when It comes to Haus Of Salvaje...take a shot. The bottom line is...its ALWAYS intense when we are in the ring. What skills are you going to show in the ring in this non title match that you wouldn't show in a title match? Isn't that a weird statement? I guess I don't get It. Do you get It?
She looks over at Maddox.
MADDOX: Maybe he just means the stakes AREN'T that high so maybe he'll take bigger risks because the pay off isn't gold so he can fuck up if he wants?
CANDY: Ah, okay. Clarity.
MADDOX: Which...by all means, go ahead. Take those chances. Take those risks. I never have issues with that cause I do the same. So, we have the same strategy and same mind set. Bring those skills to the ring baby. I'll be waiting.
MIA: He called you guys not respected champions, thoughts?
MADDOX: We just won the titles so I guess he has a point, no?
CANDY: I mean, yeah, I guess.
She laughs and then shrugs her shoulders
CANDY: But what's the point? He just won that championship as well so what respect has he brought to himself as a champion? He hasn't had to defend It yet either. Put some respect on your name and on the championship before you go ahead and throw another stone while living in that glass house in the Gumdrop Mountains.
Maddox interjects.
MADDOX: Here's the thing Mia. We are respected wrestlers. Period. Therefore, we will be respected champions. I've BEEN a Sin City Champion WAY BEFORE David Berg has won his. Now im a Tag Team champion. My second title I've won here. I AM a respected champion as is my partner who has held MANY A GOLD in her wrestling days. We don't need these titles to be respected wrestlers. Our respect that we've put on our names is ENOUGH. Period.
CANDY: Take a shot.
MADDOX: Leftist.
CANDY: Take a shot.
MADDOX: Prounoun is...."my bitch."
CANDY: Take. A. Shot.
They both look at the camera with their eyes widened and then both burst into laughter.
MADDOX: Did you peep that though? He said to Pixi that her Pronouns was "My Bitch" and now his Pronouns are "I stomped your ass." That's an interesting one, aye?
CANDY: I've never heard It before but hey...if that's what he wants to go as.... I guess...go on ahead with your bad self. Im She/Her.
MADDOX: He/Him.
MIA: And I guess Berg is "I Stomped Your Ass."
MADDOX: Congrats buddy. Glad you could find your identity. Im sure fighting in the streets for so long really fogged your brain.
MIA: Aft....
Maddox cuts her off.
MADDOX: Also, on the topic of bathrooms. Who fucking cares? I'll literally go inside any bathroom I want and take a piss cause guess what? I am that bitch. Anyways, next.
MIA: After it's all said and done, you still have this match against David Berg and Burn, any final thoughts on that topic?
MADDOX: Listen, we know we have our work cut out for us. That's obvious. David Berg and Burn combined will be a force in the ring together. One who is old and doesn't have a single brain cell that comprehends anything other then "I. WANT. BLOOD!" And one who apparently goes for peoples body parts in the streets during war..I dont know. However.....Candy and I are on a mission to put this douche flute in his place at the next Friday Night Free For All.
CANDY: A douche flute.
MADDOX: You heard me.
CANDY: Okay.
She laughs.
CANDY: Our leftist, tree hugging, red meat eating, mask wearing, any bathroom using, wig wearing, high heel stomping, bitch ass bitches are going to step into that ring and deliver what needs to be delivered, appropriately. An ass kicking. One that David is definitely due for. Disrespecting our girl Pixi like that is just a small portion of why you need re-arranging of the teeth and for those lips to be wired shut for awhile.....but now you're insulting us, you're placing yourself on this delusional cloud of grandeur and we simply love popping those fantasy bubbles. So Berg, while we respect you and your wrestling...Hi! We're the Haus Of Salvaje...
MADDOX: Take a shot.
CANDY: And we're here to mop that ring with your ass and show you what TAG TEAM wrestling looks like.
MADDOX: And thats on...
CANDY: No, they are probably drunk right now.
MADDOX: Good point. That's all for now Mia. We will be back with our bets tomorrow and maybe some other thoughts if the King Of The Streets decides to spread his weird Propaganda.
MIA: We will be looking forward to It. Thanks for stopping by.
CANDY: Our pleasure. Also, take one last shot.
MIA: Have a great night folks!
FADE OUT
