Post by davidberg47 on Mar 5, 2022 9:09:38 GMT -5
David Berg is sitting at the outdoor bar at the Casino. It is 4PM and he just woke up after working the night shift. He sips on a glass of cranberry juice as the two bartenders are getting the bar ready for the dinner and late night crew. One, Manuel is a 30 year Vegas native. He is a wearing a black “Golden Nugget” polo the other is Joe, a 25 year-old transplant from Nebraska, he is cutting the lemons and limes. They have gotten to know Berg very well over the past few weeks and they are big fans of wrestling.
Manuel: Yo bro, you trigger people like no other, man.
Joe: Damn straight. These leftist fools get their feelings hurt so easily.
Manuel: Yo Berg, we should change your nickname to the “Button Pusher” as you easily push their sensitive buttons.
Joe: Ha ha ha. Year or the “Trigger man” cause you get these pansies all triggered and quite easily.
(Berg just rolls his eyes and smirks)
Manuel: Yeah, maybe you can develop a new submission bro. Like yo, the "Safe Space", where you put these leftists to sleep?
Joe: I like that man. Ha ha ha the Safe Space.
Berg: You guys are a regular comedy act.
Manuel: Yo, Pixi ain’t even fighting you and she is dedicating all her promotional crap to you. You be doing something right, bro. That's how you get noticed.
Joe: True Dat. She is a such a Mid. And Maddox and Candy tried to convince us for like 10 minutes that they didn’t care and weren’t triggered.
Manuel: All the while they proved that they were triggered, yo.
(The bartenders share a laugh at the expense of Maddox and Candy)
Joe: So Dave, did you hear? Because you disagree with them politically you’re automatically a “heel”
Miguel: Yo, right. Anyone who thinks differently from deranged leftists is automatically a villain.
Joe: A Racist
Miguel: A homophobe
Joe: An Islamaphobe
(The three share a laugh)
Miguel: Yo, Berg likes eating burgers, women, and believes that dudes should be able to carry a gun.
Joe: Villain!!! HEEL!!!!!
Miguel: Yo, Berg believes that Israel, a Democracy is better than the dictatorship of Palestine.
Joe: Villain!!! HEEL!!!
Miguel: Yo Berg, Maddox, would he be allowed to be well a little fancy boy in say Gaza, Iran, Iraq, Saudi?
Berg: Nope.
Joe: Dude, he’d be thrown off a building
Miguel: Yo, these leftists are dumb bro.
Berg: You two are not wrong.
Miguel: Yo, the hypocrisy is mind blowing. Candy says you do too much self promotion, yo but if I did a shot for every time she called herself the Baddest Bitch, I’d be an alcoholic bro.
Joe: And its odd cause she ain’t the baddest bitch. Maybe the biggest?
Miguel: Yo, Berg, you all quiet and shit. What you think?
Berg: Well, to me if we can just change the English language and pick any pronouns, why not adjectives?
Joe: What?
Berg: Adjectives. From now on I will be known and handsome and brilliant. Those are my preferred adjectives and everyone must call me that.
Joe (laughs): Dude, that’s funny.
Miguel: Yo, so true. Slippery slope bro
Female Voice: But he is handsome and brilliant
(Emma Stone walks by and grabs a bottled water. She is wearing a workout outfit as she is about to teach a class)
Emma: Bye boys
Miguel: Yo, Berg are you like hittin that?
Joe: No way. Dave, that’s true?
Berg: You two the Enquirer? Anyway, part of pro wrestling and a huge part IS self promotion. Sucks that Candy and Maddox don't get it. But they are the champs so they may say what they like.
Joe: That’s a yes. Nice try on the diversion.
Miguel: That is so dope
(Joe and Miguel laugh and fist pump)
Berg: I never said anything
Miguel: Oh oh the King of the Streets
Joe: The Chosen one of the Chosen People
Miguel: The Body Snatcher
Joe: Is a bit rattled
Berg: You two are your own best audience.
(All three laugh)
Miguel: Yo, they are dumb
Joe: Who?
Miguel: The Haus of Salvaje
Joe: I like the House of Sewage as Berg calls them. And yeah, Dumb!
Miguel: Yeah. They berate Berg cause he respects Burn for being in the military and not Pixi, cause she is a deranged fool. Of course Berg respects those in the military. He served. Continues to serve. The military is hard yo. I know. I SERVED.
Berg: Thank you for your service.
Joe: True dat. Afghanistan.
Miguel: Yo, that was hell. It takes a special person to serve and I was in it for six years. I cannot imagine what your boys in Israel do, constantly under heavy threat from all sides.
Joe: Israel is bad ass.
Miguel: Yo, no lie. I trained with some folks from the Mossad. They can handle.
Berg: You are much too kind.
Joe: Says the handsome and brilliant Sin City Champion.
(Joe, Berg and Miguel once more share a laugh)
Berg: Well gentlemen, its been real but I need to hit the gym.
Joe: See you in four hours.
Miguel: Seriously Berg, your workouts are insane
Berg: You don’t get to look like this by hugging trees.
Miguel. Yo, no way. Hahhahahahahah
Joe: Dude, did you see Burn? That lady can brawl and she is like 100.
Miguel: In Afghanistan we called them “One Giant Bitch”
Berg: Never underestimate those who served.
Miguel: For real
(Berg and Miguel fist pump)
Joe: I’d tag her in and just watch her destroy Maddox and Candy
Berg: I am out boys, see you tonight
Miguel: Not Emma?
Joe: Ha, true dat.
Berg: You two…just watch what I do to Maddox and Candyass and see how the crowd the reacts and then we can gauge who is or isn't a "heel".
(Berg gets up and heads to his room to change and get ready for a workout session)