Post by Maddox and Candy on Mar 6, 2022 3:01:25 GMT -5
FADE IN
INT. THE GARDEN - Las Vegas, NEVADA 11:00PM
The camera picks up inside one of Vegas's premiere gay bar's where you hear "Rain On Me" by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande playing in another room. Candy and Maddox have a private booth reserved at the front of the bar where you can wine and dine. Maddox has a glass of Chardonnay and Candy has a vodka & soda.
MADDOX: Honestly, there isn't much to talk about other then our bet for the next Friday Night Free For All and the painful propaganda that was put out today by Berg.
CANDY: I don't think I could of rolled my eyes any harder.
She pauses, while pursing her lips and tilting her head to the side. She takes a brief sip of her cocktail and sets It down on the table.
CANDY: Lets talk about our bet last. Let's dive into the shit show that was Berg and his friends.
MADDOX: Where did he find them? Was a dumb and dumber convention in town? Are they turning A Night At The Roxbury into a Las Vegas musical because that's the only reason that would explain my brain cells slowly melting away listening to them speak.
CANDY: Valuable time we will never get back.
MADDOX: That's okay. We have time to spare at least.
CANDY: True.
Maddox winks at her and takes a swig of his glass of wine, starts to slowly gaze off into the distance and then comes back to Candy after a bit of thought
MADDOX: It's just so funny that people want to talk about being triggered. We never said that we "weren't" triggered. You show up on tv and make a mockery out of things that you really have no place speaking about as you aren't educated on the issue. If you spent an entire lifetime being called {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}, fairy, lollipop princess...whatever the fuck you can conjure up, you'd be triggered as well. You're trying to dive into a territory about pronouns and make a joke of It but you LITERALLY just prove you're an ignorant piece of trash. Thats as simple as It gets. Are we triggered? Well, at least I am. I have trans brothers and sisters that I am speaking up for. I have non-binary friends that don't want to identify as not one thing or another. And so you get to get on national television and make a joke out of It? Sure, you totally can. Will there be repercussions? Maybe not internally here in the business but you can bet your hairy Israeli loving ass that I will be there to smack the god damn sly smile you have on your face as you do make fun of peoples pronouns. So sure, add another god damned self proclaimed title onto your already long enough name. You almost have a long enough name as my latino people.
CANDY: We already know his type though Maddox. He IS a button pusher and he LOVES to trigger people. Those types of men get off on that type of stuff at night. Look at Donald Trump and how many buttons he pushed on the daily. He didn't care. That was his masturbation material when he got home.
MADDOX: God, I think I'm gonna throw up. Dont ever mention those things in the same sentence again.
CANDY: Deal.
They both laugh and clink their glasses together and take a long swig.
MADDOX: Point is, we didn't spend 10 minutes trying to convince anyone that we weren't triggered. We're just saying we find you fucking HILARIOUS and comical and also now, quite triggering. Like, to the level where I want to break your body in half in that ring.
CANDY: You'll get your moment, trust me.
MADDOX: As will you.
CANDY: Oh, I know.
She shakes her head up and down slowly, with pursed lips and slightly squinted eyes, thinking about the pain she gets to inflict. A thought enters her mind.
CANDY: Also, let's get this clear that....just because you disagree with us..that alone doesn't make you a heel. You're WHOLE persona and exactly who you are makes you a heel. Any insult or word that comes out of your mouth makes people dislike you. But not every single wrestler can be loved and adored like Maddox and myself. There has to be villains in every federation. We welcome that. We love that. Because It creates this level of competition and makes the stakes intense.
MADDOX: Agreed. So, take It as a compliment my friend. You get to the villain in this story and in every story you continue to make here in UPW. Just relish in It. Make It a thing. At least make It all worth It at the end of the day.
CANDY: You can love your burgers, you can love your guns, you can love your women. Hell, you can even love a democracy. As do we. I love burgers. Guns, eh, there should be laws in place that definitely keep that shit in check. I mean, the kids of Sandy Hook all the way down to the those who were massacred at Pulse in Orlando are massive examples of why there should be gun control in this country but thats neither here nor there at this point as It has NOTHING TO DO WITH WRESTLING!
MADDOX: Correct. Why is this dude SO PRESSED about things that literally have NOTHING to do with him stepping into that ring?
CANDY: Great question. I dont have an answer.
MADDOX: His friends even bring up me potentially being a "fancy boy" in Gaza, Iran, Iraq and all the other fucked places in the world that literally torture gay men. And thats....a topic of discussion? That's something that you want to bring up? Why in the world? You want to talk about me being possibly thrown off a building because of my sexuality? As if its not already painful enough to know that I have gay brothers in the world who are being murdered because of who they love...we want to bring It up here and sort of make a joke about It. Get a fucking life bro.
CANDY: You good?
MADDOX: Yeah, im great. Cause you know what? This is my platform to combat idiots like this. To create awareness and to BE a powerful role models for people across the world. I am BLESSED to now be an American citizen. Coming from Brazil and dealing with the crazy government over there and then being able to live here where things are still wild but its at least changing...im blessed and It really makes me appreciate my current status. I will advocate and continue to work towards fixing the injustices the LGBTQIA+ community have to face on the daily basis...here and across the globe. So honestly, fuck your friends Berg.
He winks at the camera.
CANDY: I always got your back.
MADDOX: I know you do.
CANDY: I think its hilarious his friends literally used the same thing I said. "Candy says you do too much self promotion, yo but if I did a shot for every time she called herself the Baddest Bitch, I’d be an alcoholic bro." How many times did you guys mention Leftist and all the other nicknames within the same promo? We EVEN SAID, every time I say Baddest Bitch, take a shot. Cause I already know I say It a lot. I can't help but speak the truth. Facts are facts. I've proven that I am the biggest bitch and that I AM THE BADDEST one. What's so hard for them is that they are all super toxic masculine men who can't even except that a woman like me has created a name and a brand for myself that puts me in a powerful position. They are threatened by It, as most men are. But we literally BRING people into this world. We sure as fuck can take you out of It too.
MADDOX: Cheers to that.
They cheers again and take a small drink. Maddox waves at a friend from across the room and then focuses back in on Candy.
MADDOX: The Baddest....speaking of adjectives. Handsome and brilliant Berg wants to be known as.
Maddox ponders for a second.
MADDOX: I'll say this....Berg isn't ugly. He is a bit handsome. I won't completely disagree with him on that one. Brilliant on the other hand....that's still up for debate and the jury is out on that one.
CANDY: You can call yourself whatever adjective you want, honestly. Same as a god damn pronoun. If you want to believe It enough and tell yourself enough that you are what you are...you eventually start to present as that and It becomes a part of your identity. So If he wants to be handsome and brilliant...well, let him. Let him fully believe in that fantasy.
MADDOX: But again, its a mockery on Pronouns. He just doesn't get It. So, the brilliant part, I don't really care how much you wanna say you are brilliant..if you can't follow up on that actual brilliance, well, you're back in those gum drop mountains again.
CANDY: It honestly must have been all the gun violence and the war. Really does a number on your head, which I've seen It happen to friends who has served in the military. Which also...we respect and honor all those that have served. Served our country. Fought for our freedom. We know how hard It can possibly be to be in the military. But AGAIN...what....does....that....have...to...do....with.....wrestling? So WHAT that Pixi hasn't served in the military? It makes her less then because she hasn't? Like...huh?
MADDOX: Girl, he speaks out of his ass and he can't help It. Its diarrhea of the mouth. It's an uncontrollable impulse. He just does It and he believes in his own words. He believes in his fantasy which is great for him...and let him. But its our job to put him in his place and we will do just that, win or lose. He WILL walk away with a mouth full of blood.
CANDY: I'm stoked to get in the ring with Burn. See exactly what she's made of. Like, im stoked. I'm happy she's served. Congrats to her. But....so what? I haven't served in the military but I serve ass whoopins every week. I serve looks. I serve fierceness. I serve as the Baddest Bitch UPW has to offer.
MADDOX: The Haus Of Salvaje SERVES baby. Period. We ARE the moment. We are the Tag Team Champions. But we will ALWAYS be the moment with or without gold because we are just that damn memorable and good.
He shrugs.
MADDOX: So bring your Israel flag, bring your burgers, bring your women, bring your guns, bring Larry, harry and moe. Bring whatever you need to bring to the ring to prove our superiority and your status here at UPW and we'll just bring ourselves and show you what's up. That's about as simple as It gets. None of the other accoutrements matter but to you...they do...because you can't handle some "leftists" who just happen to be one step ahead of you.
CANDY: Imagine where his mind set is at right now. He's being challenged by a gay man and a woman and he's REALLY having a hard time with It. His toxic masculinity can't even HANDLE It.
MADDOX: Let him be angry in his combat boots. I don't give a flying fuck. This fairy flossing rainbow loving fabulous man and his bad ass bitch best friend is ready to show him what the hell the Haus Of Salvaje is about and I hope is gang bang friends are at home watching.
He blows a kiss to the camera.
CANDY: I think we've said enough on that topic.
MADDOX: 100%. To our bet?
CANDY: To our bet.
MADDOX: Since we're just coming off a major win and we want to just rack up our bills slowly so we can play our Golden Chip in the best way possible. Maybe a $75 on Masterson?
CANDY: He has some stiff competition in Trixie, but I think he can pull It out.
MADDOX: Well, there you have It. Now, lets enjoy this night, please. I need to make out with someone.
He laughs.
CANDY: Ey yi yi captain.
They both get up from the table and head towards the dance floor with drinks in hand.
FADE OUT.
INT. THE GARDEN - Las Vegas, NEVADA 11:00PM
The camera picks up inside one of Vegas's premiere gay bar's where you hear "Rain On Me" by Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande playing in another room. Candy and Maddox have a private booth reserved at the front of the bar where you can wine and dine. Maddox has a glass of Chardonnay and Candy has a vodka & soda.
MADDOX: Honestly, there isn't much to talk about other then our bet for the next Friday Night Free For All and the painful propaganda that was put out today by Berg.
CANDY: I don't think I could of rolled my eyes any harder.
She pauses, while pursing her lips and tilting her head to the side. She takes a brief sip of her cocktail and sets It down on the table.
CANDY: Lets talk about our bet last. Let's dive into the shit show that was Berg and his friends.
MADDOX: Where did he find them? Was a dumb and dumber convention in town? Are they turning A Night At The Roxbury into a Las Vegas musical because that's the only reason that would explain my brain cells slowly melting away listening to them speak.
CANDY: Valuable time we will never get back.
MADDOX: That's okay. We have time to spare at least.
CANDY: True.
Maddox winks at her and takes a swig of his glass of wine, starts to slowly gaze off into the distance and then comes back to Candy after a bit of thought
MADDOX: It's just so funny that people want to talk about being triggered. We never said that we "weren't" triggered. You show up on tv and make a mockery out of things that you really have no place speaking about as you aren't educated on the issue. If you spent an entire lifetime being called {Mongo Edit: Fuck Off}, fairy, lollipop princess...whatever the fuck you can conjure up, you'd be triggered as well. You're trying to dive into a territory about pronouns and make a joke of It but you LITERALLY just prove you're an ignorant piece of trash. Thats as simple as It gets. Are we triggered? Well, at least I am. I have trans brothers and sisters that I am speaking up for. I have non-binary friends that don't want to identify as not one thing or another. And so you get to get on national television and make a joke out of It? Sure, you totally can. Will there be repercussions? Maybe not internally here in the business but you can bet your hairy Israeli loving ass that I will be there to smack the god damn sly smile you have on your face as you do make fun of peoples pronouns. So sure, add another god damned self proclaimed title onto your already long enough name. You almost have a long enough name as my latino people.
CANDY: We already know his type though Maddox. He IS a button pusher and he LOVES to trigger people. Those types of men get off on that type of stuff at night. Look at Donald Trump and how many buttons he pushed on the daily. He didn't care. That was his masturbation material when he got home.
MADDOX: God, I think I'm gonna throw up. Dont ever mention those things in the same sentence again.
CANDY: Deal.
They both laugh and clink their glasses together and take a long swig.
MADDOX: Point is, we didn't spend 10 minutes trying to convince anyone that we weren't triggered. We're just saying we find you fucking HILARIOUS and comical and also now, quite triggering. Like, to the level where I want to break your body in half in that ring.
CANDY: You'll get your moment, trust me.
MADDOX: As will you.
CANDY: Oh, I know.
She shakes her head up and down slowly, with pursed lips and slightly squinted eyes, thinking about the pain she gets to inflict. A thought enters her mind.
CANDY: Also, let's get this clear that....just because you disagree with us..that alone doesn't make you a heel. You're WHOLE persona and exactly who you are makes you a heel. Any insult or word that comes out of your mouth makes people dislike you. But not every single wrestler can be loved and adored like Maddox and myself. There has to be villains in every federation. We welcome that. We love that. Because It creates this level of competition and makes the stakes intense.
MADDOX: Agreed. So, take It as a compliment my friend. You get to the villain in this story and in every story you continue to make here in UPW. Just relish in It. Make It a thing. At least make It all worth It at the end of the day.
CANDY: You can love your burgers, you can love your guns, you can love your women. Hell, you can even love a democracy. As do we. I love burgers. Guns, eh, there should be laws in place that definitely keep that shit in check. I mean, the kids of Sandy Hook all the way down to the those who were massacred at Pulse in Orlando are massive examples of why there should be gun control in this country but thats neither here nor there at this point as It has NOTHING TO DO WITH WRESTLING!
MADDOX: Correct. Why is this dude SO PRESSED about things that literally have NOTHING to do with him stepping into that ring?
CANDY: Great question. I dont have an answer.
MADDOX: His friends even bring up me potentially being a "fancy boy" in Gaza, Iran, Iraq and all the other fucked places in the world that literally torture gay men. And thats....a topic of discussion? That's something that you want to bring up? Why in the world? You want to talk about me being possibly thrown off a building because of my sexuality? As if its not already painful enough to know that I have gay brothers in the world who are being murdered because of who they love...we want to bring It up here and sort of make a joke about It. Get a fucking life bro.
CANDY: You good?
MADDOX: Yeah, im great. Cause you know what? This is my platform to combat idiots like this. To create awareness and to BE a powerful role models for people across the world. I am BLESSED to now be an American citizen. Coming from Brazil and dealing with the crazy government over there and then being able to live here where things are still wild but its at least changing...im blessed and It really makes me appreciate my current status. I will advocate and continue to work towards fixing the injustices the LGBTQIA+ community have to face on the daily basis...here and across the globe. So honestly, fuck your friends Berg.
He winks at the camera.
CANDY: I always got your back.
MADDOX: I know you do.
CANDY: I think its hilarious his friends literally used the same thing I said. "Candy says you do too much self promotion, yo but if I did a shot for every time she called herself the Baddest Bitch, I’d be an alcoholic bro." How many times did you guys mention Leftist and all the other nicknames within the same promo? We EVEN SAID, every time I say Baddest Bitch, take a shot. Cause I already know I say It a lot. I can't help but speak the truth. Facts are facts. I've proven that I am the biggest bitch and that I AM THE BADDEST one. What's so hard for them is that they are all super toxic masculine men who can't even except that a woman like me has created a name and a brand for myself that puts me in a powerful position. They are threatened by It, as most men are. But we literally BRING people into this world. We sure as fuck can take you out of It too.
MADDOX: Cheers to that.
They cheers again and take a small drink. Maddox waves at a friend from across the room and then focuses back in on Candy.
MADDOX: The Baddest....speaking of adjectives. Handsome and brilliant Berg wants to be known as.
Maddox ponders for a second.
MADDOX: I'll say this....Berg isn't ugly. He is a bit handsome. I won't completely disagree with him on that one. Brilliant on the other hand....that's still up for debate and the jury is out on that one.
CANDY: You can call yourself whatever adjective you want, honestly. Same as a god damn pronoun. If you want to believe It enough and tell yourself enough that you are what you are...you eventually start to present as that and It becomes a part of your identity. So If he wants to be handsome and brilliant...well, let him. Let him fully believe in that fantasy.
MADDOX: But again, its a mockery on Pronouns. He just doesn't get It. So, the brilliant part, I don't really care how much you wanna say you are brilliant..if you can't follow up on that actual brilliance, well, you're back in those gum drop mountains again.
CANDY: It honestly must have been all the gun violence and the war. Really does a number on your head, which I've seen It happen to friends who has served in the military. Which also...we respect and honor all those that have served. Served our country. Fought for our freedom. We know how hard It can possibly be to be in the military. But AGAIN...what....does....that....have...to...do....with.....wrestling? So WHAT that Pixi hasn't served in the military? It makes her less then because she hasn't? Like...huh?
MADDOX: Girl, he speaks out of his ass and he can't help It. Its diarrhea of the mouth. It's an uncontrollable impulse. He just does It and he believes in his own words. He believes in his fantasy which is great for him...and let him. But its our job to put him in his place and we will do just that, win or lose. He WILL walk away with a mouth full of blood.
CANDY: I'm stoked to get in the ring with Burn. See exactly what she's made of. Like, im stoked. I'm happy she's served. Congrats to her. But....so what? I haven't served in the military but I serve ass whoopins every week. I serve looks. I serve fierceness. I serve as the Baddest Bitch UPW has to offer.
MADDOX: The Haus Of Salvaje SERVES baby. Period. We ARE the moment. We are the Tag Team Champions. But we will ALWAYS be the moment with or without gold because we are just that damn memorable and good.
He shrugs.
MADDOX: So bring your Israel flag, bring your burgers, bring your women, bring your guns, bring Larry, harry and moe. Bring whatever you need to bring to the ring to prove our superiority and your status here at UPW and we'll just bring ourselves and show you what's up. That's about as simple as It gets. None of the other accoutrements matter but to you...they do...because you can't handle some "leftists" who just happen to be one step ahead of you.
CANDY: Imagine where his mind set is at right now. He's being challenged by a gay man and a woman and he's REALLY having a hard time with It. His toxic masculinity can't even HANDLE It.
MADDOX: Let him be angry in his combat boots. I don't give a flying fuck. This fairy flossing rainbow loving fabulous man and his bad ass bitch best friend is ready to show him what the hell the Haus Of Salvaje is about and I hope is gang bang friends are at home watching.
He blows a kiss to the camera.
CANDY: I think we've said enough on that topic.
MADDOX: 100%. To our bet?
CANDY: To our bet.
MADDOX: Since we're just coming off a major win and we want to just rack up our bills slowly so we can play our Golden Chip in the best way possible. Maybe a $75 on Masterson?
CANDY: He has some stiff competition in Trixie, but I think he can pull It out.
MADDOX: Well, there you have It. Now, lets enjoy this night, please. I need to make out with someone.
He laughs.
CANDY: Ey yi yi captain.
They both get up from the table and head towards the dance floor with drinks in hand.
FADE OUT.
