Post by fellalibby on Mar 10, 2022 19:13:06 GMT -5
+A view of a twlight lit sky of Buenos Aires, Argentina pans with the lights of the street being a rainbow color+
Skelton: Ah Buenos Aires. A city of culture, a city of love. A city of hope, a city of dreams. A city that I'm still not in yet because of what happened last time!
+Skelton throws away a post card of Argentina as indistinct screams are heard in the distance as Marx scouts out a window and a title card appears saying "See The Clown adventure Series #1 'The Circus is coming!'"+
Marx: Nebyla to moje chyba. (Well it wasn't my fault.)
Skelton: Not your fault? I don't know Marxxy, I'm pretty sure it was your fault.
FLASHBACK
+PILOT SHOW+
Marx: Skeltone se ti tam dneska dařilo. Nikdo tě nerozpoznal. (Skelton, you did well there today. Nobody recognized you.)
Skelton: Thanks Marx. Y'know, that hockey jock guy, what was his name?
Marx: Hart.
Skelton: Hart yes. I guess he didn't have the 'heart' for this show hahaha!
+Skelton and Marx hearty laugh their heads off before a security guard arrives+
Guard: Com licença, cavalheiros, mas vocês viram este homem? (Excuse me gentlemen, but have you seen this man?)
+The guard shows a picture of missing man, which turned out to be the doctor that the pair burned alive. Marx without warning jumped on the guard and snapped his neck+
Skelton: MARX! W-Why would you do that?!
Marx: Hledají nás! Nemůžeme opustit svědky! Pojď! (Their looking for us! We can't leave witnesses! Come on!)
RETURN
Skelton: Yeah, not your fault.
+A generic woman scream is heard as Rio De Janeiro outside is on fire still+
Marx: Couldn't leave alone.
Skelton: Yeah, thats great and everything Marxxy, but how does that help us? Huh? How does you killing indiscriminately and getting us in hot water, help us stick with the job?
Marx: Dostaneme se tam! Chci si to jen užít. (We'll get there! I just want to enjoy watching this.)
Skelton: That's great and all Marx, but I want to be in Argentina! I want to see the fresh scenry! I want to prepare to face- Who is it again?
Marx: Wentzel.
Skelton: Pretzel thank you. I want to prepare to face Pretzel, and how can I do that out in this burning hellscape, that is one: looking to arrest us, and two: actually on fire?
Marx: Pokud jste chtěli uprchnout do jiné země, stačilo se zeptat přítele. (If you wanted to flee to another country, all you had to do was ask friend.)
Skelton: Ohoh, is that all? Okay, how about this?
+Marx turns around as Skelton stands in front of him, putting his mask on+
Skelton: Oh Marx, please, for the love of all of me, let us be free of this place! Take us to where the scenes are beautiful and the people are too! Bless us away from Brazil, and take us to Argentina! Take us there, so that we may-
+Marx snaps his fingers and suddenly he and Skelton are in another room that is supposedly Argentina. Skelton is dumbfounded and looks around the new room confused+
Skelton: May... How did you do that?
+Marx shrugs+
Marx: I don't know.
+Skelton walks to a nearby window and looks out and see's the city of Buenos Aires+
Skelton: Oh my gosh!!!! This is so exciting! Oh!! We should go and explore it! Like the friends we are?
Marx: Cvičit nemusíš? Chci říct, Wentzel není přehnaný. (Don't you have to train? I mean, Wentzel isn't a push over.)
Skelton: We can do both! I mean, we can explore, practice, and enjoy the beautiful life that is jewel of the world! Come on!
+Skelton rushed to the door and ran outside, and Marx followed close behind. Editor note: We could not fill in the entirety of what happened for this thirty minute episode so we have condensed it into still photos, which are: Skelton carrying buckets of water following Marx - Skelton standing at a mask shop with Marx around a corne-+
Skelton: Wait stop.
+Skelton himself walks through the still photo, tearing it up in the process. He looked at it as Marx came through+
Skelton: Hey, what gives?
Marx: What?
Skelton: That's the same picture from last time, hey editor! change to the next one?
+The panel changes to Skelton getting his nails painted+
Skelton: Yeah see? That's the exact same thing from last time! I was getting my nails done and you were off bribing that cartel member for beer.
Marx: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Skelton: Forgot what?
Marx: I forgot to swap the photos with our newest album.
Skelton: Oh Marx, don't you know that we aren't just any old circus? We're a travelling one!
?: Hey guys? We're still rolling here.
Marx: H-Hold on a second Annika. I understand what you ask of me Skelton, and I am going to help you. Promise. So what do you want of me now?
Skelton: Well, we aren't copying and pasting our adventures. That stuff gets old, and noticeable. Lets work together and think.
+Skelton and Marx ponder and think amongst themselves+
Annika: Why not you guys just go to the stadium and just, run your own show?
Marx: That's... Not a bad idea. Host your own national clown show?
Skelton: Sure, sounds fun. Thanks Anni!
Annika: No problem.
+Skelton tears open the picture and walks through it and Marx follows close and we arrive at Alberto J. Armando Stadium with Skelton and Marx on a stage with top hats and canes with a oversized cannon standing in front of a crowd of balloons+
Skelton: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Клоунское шоу! Where we promise to bring you the biggest, the best and better than any football game you'll ever see this side of the world! Today we will be demonstrating what will happen to a man in designer jeans! Marx?
+Marx goes to a door and opens it up to show a mannequin with a picture of Jackie Wentzel and wearing a v-neck and designer jeans. Marx brings the mannequin to the front stage+
Marx: Muž značkové džíny! (Designer jeans man!)
Skelton: Thank you Marxxy. Now everyone! Feast your eyes, on what will happen to you here in the beautiful city of Buenos Aires, should you be unfortunate enough to wear designer jeans! Load him up Marx!
+Marx grabs the mannequin and begins stuffing it in the cannon as Skelton lights a match+
Skelton: I promise everyone that the participant is a well trained actor and you should not try this at home. Or at a friends. Or at school. Or anywhere. Only do this if your crazy like me. OKAY HERE WE GO!
+Skelton and Marx both cover their ears then a drum roll is heard as the fire nears its end on the cannon and as it reaches, the cannon fails to fire. Both Skelton and Marx releases their hands from their ears and Skelton looks at the cannon disappointingly+
Marx: We should've stuck with the photos.
Skelton: Stayincharacter. Oh hohoho come on! Why does this always happen?
+Skelton angerly kicks the cannon's backside and then suddenly it fires, and the mannequin goes shooting out of the arena. Skelton then literally falls on the floor laughing his head off+
Skelton: HAHAHAHAHA I can't believe that happened! Oh my gosh! Hahahahaha!
+Marx looks at Skelton puzzlingly and hears the crash of the mannequin land somewhere in the city and grabs Skelton by the arm and starts dragging him off stage as Skelton continues to laugh+
Marx: Mohl jsem mít tuhle práci... (I could've had this job...)
Skelton: Hahahaha! I love this job! I should've done this sooner! CWF! Here I come! Hahahaha!