Post by kiddiaz316 on Mar 13, 2022 15:08:36 GMT -5
(Scene opens in Atlanta at the party mansion of Blackhand member and former Champion of them All Kid Diaz. He is seen poolside surrounded by ever so popular scantily clad ladies of the night. Kid is seen leaning against the huge 6x6 post on his tiki bar.)
Diaz: There is a moment when something tragic and massively violent happens when the moments of your life flashes before your eyes. Most people see images of moments they regret, moments they wish they would have changed, and it sometimes turns them into a better person. However, this former Champion soon to be champion again saw no such images. Instead I saw the most successful career I could have ever imagined. I saw championships, I saw achievements. And when it was all said and done, it left a smile on my face!
(Kid smiles from ear to ear.)
Diaz : But now that is all gone!
(Kid stares hard at the camera.)
Diaz : Then there is CJ Wanker! He has lost all grip on reality and has entered into this deformed alternate world in his own head which is made of crayons and unicorns. He thinks he’s calculating, thinks he’s being clever, when everyone knows the truth that CJ Wanker just can’t handle it playing second fiddle so he pushed everyone who cared about him away, and no longer had any reason for sanity. Gone are the days of CJ Wanker’s chance of relevancy!! Just because you wear my hardware doesn’t justify you as anything but a lucky prick!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Historically, there are two schools of thought when one seeks revenge on another. Its said one should live life an eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot and to just straight up punish a mother fucker. But more than 2,000 years later, Martin Luther King Jr spouted off at the mouth that the old law of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. That may be very true but I would rather go down risking blindness than allowing some {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} shitbag like CJ Wanker to roam freely and unconcerned for his safety! Most incidents that I am involved in are very concerning for some. It’s horrible, it’s very upsetting for them. It’s a big concern for all of them. You are safe one moment and then all of a sudden wham! Game over!
(Kid punched his left hand into right palm making a loud smacking sound.)
Diaz: You think in your feeble mind you are this sought after big league larger than life champion but reality is you did the exact same thing I did! Explain to me how you are a great champion? All your reigns all added up equal 3 weeks! 3 fucking weeks and you think you are great? You are a joke! You and your toy soldiers don’t have the testicular fortitude to vanish The Blackhand! Regardless of your mindless dribble that you spew and your webs of deceit and lies you could and never will reach our level of success! Anyone with a mind for the business knows WE RULE THIS! We won each and every title and WE SET THE STANDARD FOR UPW! UPW’s success is BECAUSE OF THE BLACKHAND! Not because of delusional manchilds like You CJ Wanker!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: You can try all you like to discredit me and my accomplishments but everyone knows I am the real champion in UPW! I’ve won it all! EVERYTHING and soon enough I will again! It’s only logical!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: See ya soon Ass Hat!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)
Diaz: There is a moment when something tragic and massively violent happens when the moments of your life flashes before your eyes. Most people see images of moments they regret, moments they wish they would have changed, and it sometimes turns them into a better person. However, this former Champion soon to be champion again saw no such images. Instead I saw the most successful career I could have ever imagined. I saw championships, I saw achievements. And when it was all said and done, it left a smile on my face!
(Kid smiles from ear to ear.)
Diaz : But now that is all gone!
(Kid stares hard at the camera.)
Diaz : Then there is CJ Wanker! He has lost all grip on reality and has entered into this deformed alternate world in his own head which is made of crayons and unicorns. He thinks he’s calculating, thinks he’s being clever, when everyone knows the truth that CJ Wanker just can’t handle it playing second fiddle so he pushed everyone who cared about him away, and no longer had any reason for sanity. Gone are the days of CJ Wanker’s chance of relevancy!! Just because you wear my hardware doesn’t justify you as anything but a lucky prick!
(Kid smirks.)
Diaz: Historically, there are two schools of thought when one seeks revenge on another. Its said one should live life an eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot and to just straight up punish a mother fucker. But more than 2,000 years later, Martin Luther King Jr spouted off at the mouth that the old law of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. That may be very true but I would rather go down risking blindness than allowing some {Mongo Edit: Nah we don't say that anymore} shitbag like CJ Wanker to roam freely and unconcerned for his safety! Most incidents that I am involved in are very concerning for some. It’s horrible, it’s very upsetting for them. It’s a big concern for all of them. You are safe one moment and then all of a sudden wham! Game over!
(Kid punched his left hand into right palm making a loud smacking sound.)
Diaz: You think in your feeble mind you are this sought after big league larger than life champion but reality is you did the exact same thing I did! Explain to me how you are a great champion? All your reigns all added up equal 3 weeks! 3 fucking weeks and you think you are great? You are a joke! You and your toy soldiers don’t have the testicular fortitude to vanish The Blackhand! Regardless of your mindless dribble that you spew and your webs of deceit and lies you could and never will reach our level of success! Anyone with a mind for the business knows WE RULE THIS! We won each and every title and WE SET THE STANDARD FOR UPW! UPW’s success is BECAUSE OF THE BLACKHAND! Not because of delusional manchilds like You CJ Wanker!
(Kid pauses.)
Diaz: You can try all you like to discredit me and my accomplishments but everyone knows I am the real champion in UPW! I’ve won it all! EVERYTHING and soon enough I will again! It’s only logical!
(Kid chuckles.)
Diaz: See ya soon Ass Hat!
(Camera fades to black.)
(End Feed)