J-ROK Presents: Strawberry Fields Forever

[Dylan]

J-ROK Presents: Strawberry Fields Forever
At Kyocera Dome Osaka In Osaka, Osaka, Japan
March 26th, 2022

Zoom! Bang! Kapow! It's premium live event time! The J-ROK faithful are jam-packed into the Kyocera Dome in Osaka, Japan and they are ready to rumble! The camera rests on Psycho and MUSHI, decked out and ready for this show!

MUSHI: "(Welcome one and all! It's Strawberry Fields Forever! An obligatory Beatles-themed show, thanks Kira, and it's a big-un tonight!)"

Psycho KGB: "(That's right! We got a double debut lucha match to kick things off as El Combatiente, a man who's held gold all over the world takes on TEMERARIO! I don't know that guy but I'm stoked to see what he brings to the table!)"

MUSHI: "(Me too! Following that we have an IJWF Championship Match as reigning Champion Deco takes on Hannah Rockford! Gold on the line! Let's go ladies!)"

Psycho KGB: "(The XHF has some gold up for grabs too! E.V.E. is in three title matches tonight! The Big Bad Wolf challenges Yuki Sakaraba for the XHF Women's Championship, and following that up Anna Daniels defends her New Wave title against Darlene Price!)"

MUSHI: "(E.V.E. could walk out dripping in gold tonight. Hayley Grimes wants another shot at Dylan Black, but to do that she must go through the Five Trials of Black. Her first trial? A no-disqualifications handicap match against two-thirds of the former trios champs, the Hellhounds! That is a hellacious match and I'm afraid we'll watch her fall before she can get the ball rolling.)"

Psycho KGB: "(The fun won't stop there though! The two Tag Team themed championships will be up for grabs after that! It's Brendan Harding, Momoko Honda and Wolf Fang Ayame taking on SKY Force for the Trios Championships! And after that Super Sake Presents! Our Super Duos Championship Match! XHF Tag Team and J-ROK Super Duos Champions the New Age Killers will defend their J-ROK gold against Sakura Tag League winners Off The Wagon! That's sure to be a spicy one!)"

MUSHI: "(And in the main event, Dylan Black defends his Visual Kai Championship against seasoned Brendan Harding. Poor guy's got two matches but if he can play it smart he can walk out a double champ tonight!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Also, Kira Izumi has announced that as of this show, all of our titles are getting a make-over! I'm so stoked for this show MUSHI. Let's get on with it!)"

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Match One: Double Debut Lucha Libre Deathmatch; 30 Minute Time Limit
El Combatiente vs TEMERARIO

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is a double-debut Lucha Libre Deathmatch! The rules of lucha libre simple. The match can be won by pinning the opponent to the mat for the count of three, making him submit, and knocking him out of the ring for a twenty count! Only one method of disqualification remains in play, which is ripping off your opponent's mask. With all that said let's begin!)"

Fumio tosses her note card of lucha libre rules to the side.

Fumio Daemura: "(Introducing first, from Guadalajara, Mexico. He stands at FIVE FEET TEN INCHES TALL and weighed in this evening at ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-EIGHT POUNDS. HE IS TEMERARIOOOOOOOO!)"

TEMERARIO does a flip and lands in a fun pose to the delight of the fans.

Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent, from Mexico City, Mexico. He stands at FIVE FEET NINE INCHES TALL and weighed in this evening at TWO HUNDRED AND NINETEEN POUNDS. HE IS ONE-HALF OF THE FIRESIDE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, ELLLLLLLLL COMBAAAATIENTE!)"

EC waves to the fans and tosses his shirt to one lucky fan.

With introductions out of the way the referee runs down the rules one more time to make sure both men understand. The bell rings and EC walks right to the middle to TEMERARIO, and holds his hand out for a handshake. TEMERARIO takes the handshake and the crowd cheers for the sportsmanship!

MUSHI: "(Lots of respect for these luchadors. Even faced as opponents they are sure to give each other the respect they are due.)"

They both back up a few feet and begin to circle in the ring. Both reaching for quick swipes at one another. TEMERARIO reaches out for a collar-and-elbow tie up which EC accepts, and they both push each other around a bit. TEMERARIO looks to get the advantage for a moment before Combatiente swings his leg and swipes the rookie's legs out! TEMERARIO laughs and EC offers a helping hand up. TEMERARIO takes it, but pulls EC down to the ground and in for an arm bar! 

Psycho KGB: "(Oh! TEMERARIO caught EC and got him flat on the mat!)"

TEMERARIO begins to get some mat work in, working the arm of his opponent by twisting it like a pretzel! El Combatiente howls in pain, trying to pull out of this stretching maneuver but TEMERARIO holds on tight! EC rolls backwards, pinning T's shoulders on the mat for a two-count! TEMERARIO gets to his feet first but EC gets the first move in, nailing a dropkick that'd make anyone quiver in their boots. EC drops a few stomps on the rookie before picking him up and whipping him into the corner. EC lays a few chops into TEMERARIO as T holds onto the ropes, the ref counts him! EC backs off at four and the ref gives him a talking to, and TEMERARIO climbs to the second rope! Hoping for a sneaky move over that ref! But JAVIER GRABS HIS LEG! JAVIER HAS A GRIP ON TEMERARIO! 

MUSHI: "(That sneaky bastard! What the hell does he think he's doing?)"

The distraction is enough as EC stuns TEMERARIO and goes to lift him up for a superplex, but T wraps his legs around the turnbuckle and then PUSHES EC OFF! EC falls on the mat as TEMERARIO takes a minute to recuperate, before climbing all the way to the top rope and turning round. ASAI MOONSAULT! He covers the FIRESIDE Tag Team Champion but this time it's El Combatiente who powers out at two.

The duo begin to get up and throw some punches at each other. Lefts from El Combatiente, rights from TEMERARIO! Neither man looking to give up now! EC ducks under a wild haymaker and lifts T up to drop him on his tailbone! TEMERARIO rolls away and EC follows up, only to get kicked in the knee by T! TEMERARIO follows up with a swift kick to the side of EC's face and lifts him up to his feet, holding him up by the chin before chopping him back down to the ground! TEMERARIO gets the crowd pumped up as he looks to be preparing for something big!

MUSHI: "(This could be the beginning of the end!)"

Psycho KGB: "(One of these two is about to win a big impactful debut!)"

TEMERARIO stuffs EC up and under, going for his TERMERARIO PAQUETE #1 move! But EC grabs his legs, holding on tight! TEMERARIO tries to drop a double axe handle but EC blocks it, kicking him in the gut before grabbing him in a suplex position! He's lifting him up, oh boy! STREET JUSTICE! TEMERARIO IS PLANTED WITH THAT VERTIBREAKER AND EC MAKES THE COVER!

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, EL COOOOOOMBATIENTE!)"

MUSHI: "(The veteran takes the win!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Former XHF Junior Heavyweight Champ El Combatiente walks into J-RoK with a big win in his debut! I can't wait to see what the future holds for him!)"

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Match Two: IJWF Heritage Championship Match; 1,000 Light Tube Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Hannah Rockford Vs. Deco(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!)"

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Fumio Daemura: "(And is for the IJWF Heritage Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. Standing at five feet, seven inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and thirty-one pounds. The Prodigy of J-RoK, HANNAH ROCKFORD!)"

MUSHI: "(A former New Wave Champion and side piece to Super Duos Champ Jason Long, Hannah looks to continue to carve her name in J-RoK history by winning a championship from one of our affiliates within the IJWF.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent, the IJWF Heritage Champion. Standing at five feet, four inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and thirty-one pounds. The Street Artist, DECO!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Deco comes into this match with the second longest reign as IJWF Heritage Champion. Another defense or two and surely she'll usurp the top spot. Deco is a formidable opponent and this type of chaotic match suits her style just fine.)"

The J-ROK Young Lions now move more light-tubes onto the apron, fully encasing the competitors inside the ring. The camera cuts to a shot from the top tier and we see that not only is the ring surrounded by light tubes but the ringside area is littered with the hundreds of extra light tubes that make this match so dangerous.

Psycho KGB: "(Let me tell you now, a light-tube match is a daunting enough prospect but a thousand of them? Unreal..)"

MUSHI: "(I’ll speak for every fan when I say - this is going to be immense!)"

The referee calls for the bell and we’re underway!

Psycho KGB: "(It’ll be interesting to see how the two wrestlers react. Deco has just seen her reign become the second longest with the IJWF Heritage belt, will that make her less likely to take risks?)"

MUSHI: "(Every move in this match is a risk, just look at how many light tubes are here!)"

Psycho KGB: "(It’s worth pointing out that Mongo offered every fan who donated a light-tube an energy-efficient replacement as we at the XHF Network try to reduce our own carbon footprint!)"

MUSHI: "(And they don’t smash nearly as well as the environmentally unsound ones!)"

Rockford looks sure of herself, her confidence unlikely to waver now she has Deco and the IJWF Heritage title in her sights.

Psycho KGB: "(Throughout her time here, Rockford has developed a reputation for being the ultimate underdog but she finds herself one match away from tasting gold.)"

MUSHI: "(Will she still be seen as that if she wins tonight? Who knows!)"

Deco, by contrast, looks relaxed. Her half-mask shields any facial expressions but her eyes are neither fearful or steely in their intent.

Psycho KGB: "(There is the look of a woman who knows what this match holds. 89 days with the belt and she is still only halfway to matching Brea Lombardi’s reign!)"

MUSHI: "(With both fighters seen as strikers, she’ll have to have committed a lot of video tape to memory to ensure she doesn’t leave herself exposed.)"

Hannah comes out of her corner first, Deco nonchalantly walks out from hers as they meet in the middle. The crowd grow tense as they wait for one of the competitors to make the first move.

Psycho KGB: "(The crowd can feel the importance of what is about to kick off in that ring!)"

Deco breaks the tension with a hard backhand chop to the chest of the challenger! Hannah looks taken aback by the slightly unsporting move and throws a knife-edge chop back!

Psycho KGB: "(Unsporting but legal start from Deco!)"

MUSHI: "(Did you hear the echo in the arena?)"

Deco follows up with swift rights that back up the challenger but a fourth is ducked and now Rockford starts to unleash. She throws high head-kick after high head-kick to bring the action back towards the center of the ring. Deco ducks and catches the turning Challenger with a dragon-screw leg whip that sends Hannah skidding perilously close to the apron.

Psycho KGB: "(Hannah saved herself from going into the light-tubes.)"

MUSHI: "(It’ll be like Pringles when the first tube is smashed. Trust me, I’ve seen riots at our gigs before!)"

Rockford smiles and looks at the line of light-tubes over her shoulder before shaking her head at the Champion. She starts to pace towards Deco who throws a kick out to cut her off but Hannah’s body leans backwards and away from the kick.

Psycho KGB: "(Rockford has a slight reach advantage. If I were her, I’d make that count!)"

MUSHI: "(Deco’s speed may make that advantage null but who knows? Rockford is hardly a slouch!)"

Throwing a punch that connects, Hannah boxes from the outside, her straight lefts connecting as she weaves to keep the Champ guessing. She connects with a wild left kick that slightly rocks Deco and connects with a European Uppercut from her right hand that sends the Champion into the corner!

Psycho KGB: "(She connected with all of that uppercut! Can she capitalize?)"

MUSHI: "(What would you do?)"

Psycho KGB: "(I’d wait it out, she’s too fresh to be caught right now with a rush-job!)"

Charging in, Rockford looks for a clothesline but Deco ducks and rolls out from the corner! The Champ tries to capitalize and lifts Hannah for a suplex…

Psycho KGB: "(Seems you were right, can Deco make the challenger regret her lack of patience?)"

ROCKFORD DROPS DOWN THE BACK! CAN SHE THROW THE CHAMP TO A GLASSY FUTURE OUTSIDE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX? THE CHAMP ROLLS THROUGH, TAKING THE ARM WITH AN ARM-DRAG!

Psycho KGB: "(Rockford thought she had the advantage but Deco was there to match her wiliness!)"

MUSHI: "(I doubt we’ll see much more technical wrestling with the match stip what it is!)"

The two women stand up simultaneously and once more stare the other down.

Psycho KGB: "(Both women sizing the other up!)"

They lock-up, this time it’s Deco who grabs a waistlock but Rockford mimics the escape and holds onto the arm-drag as the Champ hits the mat. Hannah swings a kick but it’s ducked and another waist-lock is rolled backwards into a pin…

Psycho KGB: "(Deco with the quick roll-up..)"

MUSHI: "(Sneaking a victory this early?)"

The ref drops to the mat…

ONE…

KICKOUT SENDS DECO TO THE ROPES!

Rockford approaches as Deco is bent over. She grabs the hair of the IJWF Heritage Champion…DECO LEVELS HER WITH A LIGHT TUBE HOME RUN SWING!!

Psycho KGB: "(AND IT BEGINS!!)"

MUSHI: "(SHE GOT ALL OF THAT!)"

Crowd: LET’S PLAY BASEBALL! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP* LET’S PLAY BASEBALL! *CLAP, CLAP, CLAPCLAPCLAP*

ROCKFORD DROPS TO THE FLOOR, THE SHARDS OF GLASS SURROUNDING HER!

ONE…

T-KICKOUT!!!

Psycho KGB: "(Hannah is down but not out!)"

MUSHI: "(I’m wondering though where that glass went, she’s lucky not to have suffered an eye injury!)"

The Champion makes the use of her downed opponent and grabs a handful of light tubes and starts to position them between the bottom and middle turnbuckle. She does the same between the middle and the top one.

Psycho KGB: "(Deco is setting something up here..)"

MUSHI: "(Deco is one of the craftiest wrestlers on the roster. This will only end badly for the Irish woman!)"

Wrenching the Challenger to her feet, Deco drags her towards the turnbuckle and rears her head back…

Psycho KGB: "(You could well be right..)"

ROCKFORD LANDS A SIDE-ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION!!

Psycho KGB: "(Determined to stop the threat, a vicious elbow from the challenger!)"

MUSHI: "(Rockford is as tenacious as Deco is crafty, we know that for sure! How many times have we seen her fight back from a losing position to get the win!)"

Staggering back, Deco is unsighted as a Rolling Koppu kick takes her down to the mat.

Psycho KGB: "(That Koppu kick buys the challenger time as she eyes the IJWF Heritage belt that sits by us at ringside!)"

MUSHI: "(She’ll have visualized her win hundreds of times in the build-up for this, pictured herself lifting that title with the win!)"

The camera captures the moment that Rockford realizes she is bleeding from the light tube strike, the claret running down her face slowly.

Psycho KGB: "(She’ll be doing it with a face full of claret though.)"

MUSHI: "(She’ll need to be careful now, every drop of sweat that runs into that cut is going to remind her of the pain. It’s also a big red target for Deco to aim at!)"

Trying to capitalise, the Irishwoman lifts Deco to her feet but eats a rising uppercut for her troubles. The Champion follows in with a Discus back elbow strike BUT ROCKFORD DUCKS! She bends down and lifts Deco onto her shoulders AND FALLS BACK INTO THEE LIGHT TUBE RIDDEN TURNBUCKLE!!!!

Psycho KGB: "(Electric Chair Suplex through the tubes!!)"

MUSHI: "(That’s payback right there!)"

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

The J-ROK camera crew are on hand to frame the image of the Heritage Champion lying in the corner amidst the dust of the shattered light tubes.

Psycho KGB: "(Deco now finds herself in a position of danger…)"

MUSHI: "(Rockford needs to make the most of this next move…)"

Hooking the arms as she lifts Deco, Rockford wraps his arms around…CUT-THROAT NECKBREAKER THAT SENDS DECO TO THE APRON!!

Psycho KGB: "(We’ve seen Hannah nail that neckbreaker countless times before and now Deco finds herself on the wrong side of it!)"

MUSHI: "(It’s a move she goes back to and because of that, it’s crisp, it’s smooth and it’s elevated to the highest level of impact you could get from it!)"

Deco uses the ropes to get to her feet but is met by the foot of Rockford that spins her around to face the crowd…

Psycho KGB: "(The Champ was cut off by that educated kick of Rockford’s!)"

MUSHI: "(The Pack will be watching in the back, screaming at a monitor at this point!)"

Sensing the fans getting behind the underdog of J-ROK, Rockford raises a hand and takes a few steps back. She runs…

SHE SOMERSAULTS OVER THE ROPES…

DECO THROWS HER OFF BEFORE SHE CAN LAND THE STUNNER SENDING HER INTO A WORLD OF PAIN AND LIGHT TUBES!!!

Psycho KGB: "(WHAT A REVERSAL! That Y2K attempt thwarted by improvisation!)"

MUSHI: "(Looking for that Somersault Stunner was a great shout but has the ‘glamour’ finish cost her?)"

The crowd become hushed as the cries of pain from Rockford echo around the building. Cutting to the champion, she is somewhat amused by her escape and casually drops to the ring floor.

Psycho KGB: "(Even a deaf man would be able to tell who is in control right now!)"

MUSHI: "(Hannah’s in a bad way, countless light-tubes exploded when she landed and now the Champion is back in the driving seat!)"

In a move that wins both plaudits and disgust, Deco grinds the sole of her boots into the glass dust before charging at the sitting Rockford…

Psycho KGB: "(Is she coating her boot in th-)"

MUSHI: "(IN THE GLASS SHARDS!!)"

THE CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH A GLASS-ENCRUSTED LOW THRUST KICK TO THE FOREHEAD OF THE CHALLENGER!!!

Psycho KGB: "(Hundreds of tiny cuts now open on the forehead of Rockford!)"

MUSHI: "(She may not be with it enough to notice yet!)"

SHE COVERS..

ONE…

TWO…

KICKOUT!!!

Psycho KGB: "(SHE GOT AN ARM UP!!)"

Deco looks disbelieving as an arm is defiantly raised by the Irish woman. Lifting up the Challenger, she remains unsighted as now Rockford smashes a light-tube into her ribs. Using the apron, she kicks off and levels a kick to the back of the Champ’s head sending them into the guardrail.

Hannah Rockford: Hold this!

She passes a tube to the fan who holds it near Deco’s head. Taking two steps back..ROCKFORD SMASHES THE LIGHT-TUBE INTO THE FACE OF HER OPPONENT!!

Psycho KGB: "(Hannah is keeping those receipts as an Irish Revolution kick connects!)"

MUSHI: "(If you thought these two strikers would keep it honest and clean inside that ring, you’d be wrong!)"

With her opponent down, Rockford rolls in a handful of light-tubes to the ring and looks under the ring apron. She finds a roll of tape and throws that into the mix too.

Psycho KGB: "(Why the tape?)"

MUSHI: "(I doubt it’s anything good for Deco…)"

Deco starts to get to her feet but is cut off by a lifting knee to the midsection by Rockford. The Challenger rolls the Heritage Title Holder into the ring and follows her back inside.

Psycho KGB: "(Deco is still coming to from that Irish Revolution!)"

MUSHI: "(We talked about Hannah’s resilience but you don’t hold that belt for three months without having a fair bit of bouncebackability yourself!)"

A quick stomp keeps the Champion down and allows Hannah time to wrap the tape and a light-tube along her arm. She lifts up Deco and grabs an arm…SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TAKES HER DOWN AS SHE LOOKS FOR A PIN!!

Psycho KGB: "(WHAT AN IMPROV!)"

MUSHI: "(Those tiny cuts are going to add up. The ring canvas could end up a bloodbath at this point!!)"

ONE…

TWO…

T-KICKOUT!!!

Psycho KGB: "(Deco with enough in the tank to push off the challenger!)"

MUSHI: "(Now it’s gut-check time for Hannah!)"

This time it’s Rockford who is disbelieving. She yanks the Champion to her feet and whips her into the corner and follows up with a stalling dropkick that drops Deco to a seated position. Hannah places three light-tubes in front of her opponent and rears back.

Psycho KGB: "(Rockford is making the use of her resources.)"

MUSHI: "(Why bring a suplex to a light-tube party unless you can put them through the tubes?)"

SHE CHARGES IN AND NAILS A BUSAIKO KNEE! SHE COVERS ONCE MORE…

Psycho KGB: "(GZK! GZK!)"

ONE..

TWO..

THRE-

DECO GOT A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!

Psycho KGB: "(That was nothing but pure instinct there!)"

MUSHI: "(I think the tubes might have made the impact duller, otherwise this would have been over!)"

Hannah’s eyes have grown wide like saucers. She immediately sits up and starts to scan around for her next move. She spots it and gets to her feet…

Psycho KGB: "(The brain of Rockford is running ten to the mile right now)"

MUSHI: "(She knows she needs to dig deep and think big!)"

Arranging half a dozen light-tubes, she drags Deco by the hair and places her head between her legs…

Psycho KGB: "(Could we be seeing the most brutal Night City Driver?)"

MUSHI: "(She knows that the light-tubes will only add to the impact this time.)"

DECO BACK BODY DROPS ROCKFORD THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBES!!

Psycho KGB: "(She got out of that one but she’s looking unsteady on her feet.)"

MUSHI: "(She can see Rockford is in the same boat!)"

Rockford rolls for cover in the corner in agony. A rushed knee from Deco knocks her senses loose and allows the Champ to arrange light-tubes in front of her face…she rears back…

Psycho KGB: "(Look at how fast she can dash as..)"

SHINING WIZARD THROUGH THE LIGHT-TUBES!!!

Psycho KGB: "(TAG AND BAG!!)"

MUSHI: "(She’s not finished yet!)"

Rockford holds her face as she rolls into the center of the ring. Deco starts to rub the instep of her foot into the glass shards…

Psycho KGB: "(Once more she looks to coat her boots with shards of glass…)"

MUSHI: "(Another dash…)"

GLASS-ENCRUSTED PK KICK TO THE FACE!!!

Psycho KGB: "(Shades of Shibata!!)"

MUSHI: "(We’ve seen the move used on the Network by countless people but that might be one of the more vicious twists I’ve seen!)"

Deco tries to cover but Hannah rolls to the outside and lays down atop a row of light-tubes…

Psycho KGB: "(She buys herself time but she looks out of it.)"

MUSHI: "(And Deco has spotted her mistake…)"

The Champion climbs to the top…

Psycho KGB: "(I think we know what’s coming…)"

MUSHI: "(Look at the height as…)"

BLACK ARROW TO THE OUTSIDE, SHATTERING THE LIGHT-TUBES INTO THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGER…

Psycho KGB: "(WOW!)"

MUSHI: "(DOTHACK!!)"

SHE COVERS…

ONE…

TWO…

THREE!!!

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, and STILL the IJWF Heritage Champion, DECO!)"

MUSHI: "(A hard fought win for Deco, she and Hannah went through a lot in this opening contest.)"

Psycho KGB: "(I'm putting my money down on this being the match of the night folks!)"

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Match Three: XHF Women's Championship Match; Octopuses Garden Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Big Bad Wolf Vs. Yuki Sakaraba(C.)

Fumio Daemura: The following contest is an Octopuses Garden Death Match and is scheduled for one fall! Featuring first the challenger…Big Bad Wolf!

The lights dim and go all red as a hush goes over the crowd. The eerie sound effects of In This Moment's Big Bad Wolf come over the PA system.

"Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me.
Even in these chains, you can't stop me!

PIG PIG WOULD YOU LET ME IN?"

Big Bad Wolf slowly makes her way out to the stage as her music plays, taking a glance around the crowd her stoic face never changes, she makes her way down to the ring slowly not showing the crowd any reaction to their cheers or jeers, paces around the ring once surveying it before leaping from the floor to the apron, she then pushes the top rope down and steps over it she then takes the center of the ring, her hands in the "Shaka" to represent a knife, she runs both her thumbs from each side of her neck across then throws them up in the air crossed above her head.

Psycho KGB: "(All around the ring are aquariums set up with octopi with their gardens of different debris and eaten shellfish. Everything in the tanks are usable in the match, as are the tanks themselves. I have to say that this will probably favor the more brutal Wolf in this match over the slight Yuki.)"

MUSHI: "(I don’t understand the concept. Why is this a thing?)"

Psycho KGB: "(You’ll have to ask Kira Izumi about that.)"

MUSHI: "(I may have to do that.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent…"The Kawaii Supernova" Yuki Sakarabra!)"

“Love Space” By Tatsuro Yamashita begins playing as Yuki Sakarabra walks out from the back. She looks around to the cheering crowd, saluting them before heading down to the ring. She salutes Big Bad Wolf, who shakes her head and paces her side of the ring. Yuki leans against the ropes on her side of the ring while waiting for the bell to sound to start the match.

Psycho KGB: "(So, technically, someone could be drowned in this match or force fed an octopus that could choke the person to death.)"

MUSHI: "(Well, let’s hope that doesn’t happen in this match.)"

Psycho KGB: "(I’m just saying that the potential for this match to go very wrong is there.)"

MUSHI: "(Only if they leave the ring.)"

Psycho KGB: "(This is true. Alright.)"

MUSHI: "(Right. They probably won’t be leaving the ring and the aquariums will be just for show.)"

As the bell sounds to start the match, Bi Bad Wolf runs across the ring to batter Yuki Sakarabra with forearm smashes until she falls to the mat. Wolf continues the assault with several kicks, forcing Yuki to roll out of the ring to escape the assault.

Psycho KGB: "(And the first thing they do is go outside of the ring.)"

MUSHI: "(Are you shocked?)"

Psycho KGB: "(A little.)"

MUSHI: "(Well, I am not shocked in the least bit.)"

Big Bad Wolf looks at the top turnbuckle and then laughs as she slides underneath the bottom rope to get out of the ring. She stomps Yuki a few times before reaching into an aquarium to grab an empty oyster shell. She cracks Yuki in the side of the head with it, shattering the shell and embedding bits of it into her face that start to bleed.

Yuki staggers backwards to lean against one of the aquariums, reaching back with one hand as Big Bad Wolf advances upon her.

Yuki throws an octopus at Bog Bad Wolf, hitting her in the face with the creature. Wolf goes to pull the octopus off, but finds that it has suckered on to her face and will not release her. Yuki slips behind Wolf and brings her down to the concrete floor with a high angle german suplex!

Yuki rolls into the ring and watches as the Octopus begins to slowly suffocate Big Bad Wolf outside of the ring. Wolf lays on the floor and forms a double axe handle with her hands and begins smashing her own face with it to hit the octopus until it decides to release her and begin crawling off. Wolf grabs it and bites into it while pulling at it with her hands to tear the poor thing apart. She takes a couple of bites, glaring at Yuki in the ring as blood runs down her face from where the octopus’ beak had sliced into her face while she was trying to get it off of her. She throws the dead creature to the side and rolls into the ring.

A quick tie up sees Wolf gain the quick advantage and sending Yuki into the ropes, on the rebound, Wolf sends her to the mat with authority with a shoulder charge.Wolf stands by Yuki’s head with a disinterested look upon her face before it changes to complete sadism as she stomps on Yuki’s face and grinds her feel into it. Blood pours from Yuki’s nose, splattering against Wolf’s shoe and the mat. The ref comes into the scene and tries to get Wolf to get off, but since it really isn’t against the rules…

Yuki grabs the offending ankle of Wolf and begins to twist the foot. This sharp infliction of pain causes Wolf to break the mover and jump back out of reach. Yuki stands up, blood pouring from her nose and down her chest onto her midsection.

Yuki looks angry, but backs up to the ring ropes and backflips over them to land on her feet on the outside of the ring?

Psycho KGB: "(What’s Yuki thinking? Wolf has the advantage outside of the ring?)"

MUSHI: "(I have no idea what’s going on.)"

Big Bad Wolf slides outside of the ring under the bottom rope and begins to stalk Yuki with a grin.

Yuki reaches behind her by one of the aquariums and Wolf looks suspiciously at her as Yuki is not reaching into the aquarium itself. Before Wolf can react, Yuki hurls a glass jar of oyster sauce at her, shattering it against her head to cover her in oyster sauce. She rushes over and grabs Wolf with a great show of strength, dumps her into one of the larger aquariums that has many rather hungry octopi.

Psycho KGB: "(Big Bad Wolf smells like dinner!)"

MUSHI: "(Oh my goodness! The octopi are swarming all over her and are trying their best to eat her!)"

Yuki rolls into the ring while Wolf fights off the octopi attacking her. She leaps out of the aquarium with only one of the creatures on her that she pulls off and throws back into the aquarium. She is soaking wet, covered in oyster sauce, and bleeding from a multitude of bites from hungry octopi that thought they were going to be eating oysters. To say that she has become pissed off is somewhat of an understatement. She lets out a primal howl and jumps up to the ring apron. This is where she is met by Yuki and dragged over the top rope so that her feet are hung on the top rope and that Yuki has her by the head.

Yuki brings Wolf down to the mat with a Perpetual Pulsar (Dragon Screw Neck Whip) and goes for the cover!

One

Two

Three!

Pyscho KGB: "(It’s all over, folks! Piggie, I mean Yuki, with the Perpetual Pulsar for the win against Wolf after trying to get her eaten alive by the octopi in the aquarium!)"

MUSHI: "(That was an insane match and it’s just going to get weirder as the night goes on.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match via pinfall…Yuki Sakarabra!)"

Big Bad Wolf slinks out of the ring, leaving a trail of oyster sauce and blood behind her from her bites. Yuki celebrates in the ring as ring hands begin to wheel the aquariums back to the back.

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Match Four: J-ROK New Wave Championship Match; Barbed Wire, Bombs, & Bamboo Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Darlene Price Vs. Anna Daniels(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is a Barbed wire, Bombs, and Bamboo Death Match! It is also for the J-RoK New Wave Championship! Featuring first the challenger…”The Ambassador of Hardcore” Darlene Price!)"

"Love the way you hate me" by Rising Storm starts to play over the speakers, Darlene comes out eyeing the crowd for a second before she makes her way down to the ring, high-fiveing a few random fans here and there, she circles the ring slowly as her song plays, she then steps back, runs and slides onto the ring apron on her knee, she rests her back on the top rope her arms draped over it, she sticks her tongue out to the crowd, she then throws her arms out into the crucifix pose with metal horns, slowly she raises her arms up above her head crossed, then throws them down, she then turns and leaps into the ring, tossing her jean vest off either out of the ring or towards her opponent if they are already in the ring. She goes to her corner and starts to stretch legs waiting for the match to start..

Psycho KGB: "(This kind of match favors Price I think.)"

MUSHI: "(I mean she is scary violent. I wouldn’t want to be the one having to face her in this kind of match.)"

Psycho KGB: "(So there’s barbed wire in the ropes, bombs in the turnbuckles, and bamboo sticks laying about to be used like bats or swords. What could go wrong?)"

MUSHI: "(Everything. Bad enough that there’s the bombs, but why are those two bamboo sticks sharpened at the end?)"

Psycho KGB: "(Stabby stabby time.)"

MUSHI: "(Oh lord.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponent, she is the J-RoK New Wave champion…Anna Daniels!)"

“A Darkness In My Soul (Teemba Edit)” by Solid Space as Anna Daniels walks out from the back with the title belt around her waist. She steps off of the entrance stage and vanishes, appearing in the middle of the ring and handing the belt to a bemused referee, who presents the title to the crowd before handing the title off to the timekeeper.

Psycho KGB: "(Oh I forgot that Anna is apparently a crazy violent Time Lord.)"

MUSHI: "(A Time Lord? I feel like I’ve asked about this before.)"

Psycho KGB: "(You might have. She’s crazy and violent like Darlene, but also travels through time. I think her body can regenerate like the tv show as well.)"

MUSHI: "(That’s just insane, but ooookay.)"

As the bell rings to start the match, Darlene and Anna begin circling around each other in the center of the ring to see about getting in the first move. They both give each other lunatic smiles that promise the violence to come. Darlene scoops up a bamboo stick while keeping her eyes on Anna, who does the same. The bamboo sticks that they have grabbed are not the sharpened ones at least.

Darlene screams a battle cry, swinging her bamboo stick overhead. Anna brings hers up to parry the attack. Anna returns the attack from the side, aiming for Darlene’s ribcage.Darlene deflects the blow, riposting around Anna’s stick to bap her right in the forehead.

Anna drops down to one knee, but is still moving with the bamboo. She sweeps at Darlene’s feet, but Darlene jumps up into the air and brings the bamboo stick down across Anna’s head to level her. As Anna starts to get up, Darlene drops the bamboo stick and grabs her by the head. She hits Anna in the face with a few knee strikes before tossing her to the side. She picks the bamboo stick back up as Anna starts to rise and begins to bring it down across her back over and over again. Each impact sending Anna back down to the mat as she tries to get back up. Blood from her face strings from the mat to her face from the knee strikes she was given seconds ago.

Darlene walks over to where Anna is laying near the corner. Darlene swings the bamboo down at her, but she throws something up into the air that impacts Darlene in the chin.

A bomb from the bottom turnbuckle!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Darlene Price goes flying backwards into a backflip before she lands on her back, smoke curling up from her blackened chin. Anna lays on the mat where she is, shrapnel from the bomb having torn her flesh in several spots.

Psycho KGB: "(Now if they had just slammed into the corner, the turnbuckle padding would have absorbed the shrapnel and most of the impact of the bomb. That was brutal.)"

MUSHI: "(Yeah, I can’t imagine that’s the effect that Anna was going for when she retrieved the bomb and threw it at Darlene.)"

Anna is slow to get to her feet, using the ropes in the corner to help her up while trying to avoid the barbed wire. She sees that Darlene is still down and smile, hopping to the top turnbuckle while taking care to maneuver her feet so that she doesn’t set off the bomb in the turnbuckle.

Darlene is slowly starting to get up when Anna flies through the air, nailing a moonsault that brings her back down to the mat.

Anna goes for the pinfall. One two thr-Darlene kicks out!

The champion stands up and looks at the downed challenger for a moment before grabbing a sharpened bamboo with a smile.

Anna Daniels: You’ll never challenge a Time Lord ever again.

Psycho KGB: "(What is she doing? No!)"

MUSHI: "(No!)"

Anna brings the sharpened end down, aiming for Darlene’s heart when Darlene grabs the bamboo by the end an inch from the sharpened part and twists the weapon to get it out of Anna’s hands. She pushes the blunt end up into Anna’s face, busting her nose in a spectacular fashion.

That is until Anna vanishes and the two in the ring are back in their previous poses with Anna dodging the bamboo end coming at her face. She continues her offensive with a Brazilian kick to knock Darlene back down.

Anna rests her hands on her knees, waiting for Darlene to get back up. She grabs Darlene in a double underhook suplex position, but doesn’t get her up into the air as Darlene blocks the move. Anna grabs Darlene by the hair and walks her over to the barbed wire covered ropes and drags the side of Darlene’s face across the barbed wire to rip it open.

She tries again and gets the double underhook brainbuster! She lays Darlene on the mat and looks around the ring to find the sharpened bamboo stick that had been bashed into her face. She carefully climbs to the top rope and looks down at Darlene.

Anna Daniels: You’ve deserved this end for some time. Admit it.

Anna leaps from the top rope with the intent on bringing the sharp end down to end Darlene’s life. Darlene jumps to her feet and superkicks the bamboo stick!

The stick twists in Anna’s hands and audience members scream as it begins to pierce her in the chest and goes right through her and into the air as she lands on the mat, stick first. Darlene catches the bamboo stick and licks it along the side before dropping it and going for the cover.

One two three!

Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match and NEW New Wave Champion of J-RoK…Darlene Price!)"

The referee signals for help as there is a hole in the chest of the nonresponsive Anna Daniels and a rather unhealthy pool of blood forming around her. Darlene Price holds the New Wave title over her head with a smirk, looking down as Anna seems to change a little in height and her dark hair turning blonde. She sits up, the hole in her chest gone and looking like a totally different person.

Anna Daniels: I will get you for this.

Darlene just shrugs.

Darlene Price: You can try.

Psycho KGB: "(So, as a Time Lord…Anna just regenerated?)"

MUSHI: "(Yep. That was a fatal move and now she has regenerated into a new body.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Is that legal?)"

MUSHI: "(Probably.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Well…ok.)"

MUSHI: "(Stay tuned as we get this mess in the ring cleaned up for our next match as Haley Grimes takes on the Hellhounds, both of them, in a no disqualification match.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Haley is going to wish she was a Time Lord too once the Hellhounds get done with her.)"

MUSHI: "(Amen!)"

Before Dar can leave Kira comes down to the ring for the first of what will be many times tonight. He shakes her hand, congratulating her on the win and informing her that there is a gift for her. From underneath a cover he unveils a new version of the J-RoK New Wave Championship belt!

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Match Five: Hayley Grimes' Five Trials of Black Match One; Two on One Handicap No DQ Death Match; 30 Minute Time Limit
Hayley Grimes Vs. Hellhounds

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is a no dq, handicap match that is scheduled for one fall! It is the start of Haley Grimes’ Five Trials of Black! Featuring first the challenger…Haley Grimes!)"

The House band plays as Haley Grimes walks out from the back and waves to the fans as she makes her way down to the ring. She attempts to step through the ropes and trips, landing on her butt. She laughs, the crowd laughs. You die a little inside.

Psycho KGB: "(How is this little girl going to defeat the likes of the Hellhounds when she can’t even get into the ring without fail?)"

MUSHI: "(I have no idea. I think we might be witnesses to a murder here soon.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And her opponents, the people who are probably going to smash Haley into a thick paste, the Hellhounds!)"

The Reverend Cornelius Marsh leads The Hellhounds down to the ring by chains attached to dog collars. The Hellhounds wear hockey masks, have dirty dreadlocks, and their clothes are blood stained from previous matches; tattered and torn.

Cerberus and Psycho get into the ring and bring Haley down with a double clothesline. She tries to get up and is smashed back to the mat by double axe handles. Haley rolls away from them and to her feet while the Hellhounds charge. She backs up a few feet, but as the Hellhounds each go for a spear, she trips and lands on her butt. Cerberus and Psycho go sailing through the ropes and to the floor.

Cerberus is first to get back into the ring, he rushes at Haley and is sent right to the mat with a drop toe hold. At about the time that Haley jumps up to her feet, Psycho is in the ring. He rushes at her and is caught and hot shot onto the head of Cerberus! Haley gets back to her feet and jumps onto Cerberus’ back like it were a trampoline before landing a legdrop onto the back of Psycho’s neck.

Psycho KGB: "(Stick and move is what it’s all about.)"

MUSHI: "(Yes, but how long can Haley keep this pace up?)"

Haley stands up, but so do both of the Hellhounds. Cerberus grabs her into a full nelson while Psycho goes to the ropes and comes back at full speed. He leaps for a spear, but Haley slips out of the hold so that Psycho slams into Cerberus, taking him down.

Psycho sits up as Haley is running from the ropes. She turns, slamming her hip into the side of Psycho's head to knock him down flat onto the mat.

However, she can’t celebrate so much as Cerberus grabs her from behind. He hits a German suplex, holding on and going for a second, and a third before holding on for the pinfall.

One

Two

Thr-Haley kicks out!

Cerberus stands up and pulls Haley to her feet. He doesn’t do anything to attack, but just stands there and stares at her.

Psycho KGB: "(What is he doing?)"

MUSHI: "(I think he’s waiting for what his brother is going to do.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Oh. OH!)"

MUSHI: "(Yeah.)"

Haley begins to get closer to Cerberus as if she was going to grapple him when Psycho hits her in the back of the head with a fire extinguisher! She tries to get back up, but then Psycho sprays her face and chest with the cO2 foam. She tries to sit up, but Psycho slams the extinguisher into her forehead, flattening her in the middle of the ring.

Psycho KGB: "(Is Haley bleeding? It’s hard to tell through all of the foam.)"

MUSHI: "(I think she is from both the front and the back of her head.)"

Now both of the Hellhounds are standing by Haley. Psycho has the dented and possibly expended fire extinguisher and Cerberus has a steel chair.

Haley staggers to her feet, blood running down her front and back, colorizing the foam on her body. Cerberus goes to swing the steel chair, but Haley drops down and the chair connects with the fire extinguisher to create an explosion that sends the two Hellhounds flying from the ring.

Haley goes to the top rope as Cerberus slowly makes his way back into the ring while Psycho still lays on the floor outside of the ring. Cerberus charges at Haley, who kicks up a fire extinguisher and uses it to smash Cerberus across the face and side of the neck where the extinguisher had blown open. The sharp edge slashes open his face and the side of his neck where blood begins spurting out. Cerberus falls onto his back and Haley switches to applying pressure to the neck to try to stop the streaming of blood. The ref sees that the giant’s shoulders are down and gets into position to count.

One

Two

Three

Psycho enters the ring and sees that Haley is trying to save Cerberus’s life. The ref signals for the referee while Psycho looks to the Reverend for support. He’s running around the ring like a maniac asking the lord and more for help.

Without much luck with her hands, Haley puts the thing on Cerberus that’s going to place the most pressure on the wound. Her butt.

Psycho KGB: "(Haley nearly killed Cerberus in her haste to win the match and is now trying to save him…with her ass?)"

MUSHI: "(Well, it sure seems to be that way.)"

EMTs get down to the ring and Haley does what help that she can to keep Cerberus down while the EMT’s do emergency stitching to put together his carotid artery before he bleeds out. It’s a tense few minutes, but successful EMTs raise their arms in victory while the ref raises Haley’s arm in victory.

Fumio Daemura: "(Winner of the match via pinfall…Haley Grimes!)"

Pyscho KGB: "(This was a gruesome match.)"

MUSHI: "(Can any of the other matches top this one? I think not.)"

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Match Six: J-ROK Trios Championship Match; Beatlemania Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Brendan Harding, Momoko Honda, & Wolf Fang Ayame Vs. SKY Force(Tabby Scratch, Rin Kubo, & Shizuku Yamamoto)(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is for the J-RoK Trios Championships! Introducing the challengers, Brendan Harding! And representing Youth of the Nation, Momoko Honda and Wolf Fang Ayame!)"

MUSHI: "(Youth of the Nation reunites for one big match! A huge Trios Title match! This is gonna be sweet!)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And their opponents, they are the reigning J-RoK Trios Champions! Tabby Scratch, Rin Kubo and Shizuku Yamamoto. They are SKY FORCE!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Sorry guys but this reunion is about to be spoiled by a dominant SKY Force victory!)"

The bell rings and Brendan Harding starts the match with Rin Kubo. Brendan is wary, keeping his distance from the champion while Kubo has violence on the mind. She charges the former New Wave Champion and drops him with a clothesline and begins to stomp a mudhole in Harding! She drags him to the SKY Force corner and they begin a cat stampede! Frequent tags and stomping the absolute piss out of Harding! Shizuku is the legal competitor and she picks Harding up, Irish whipping him into the ropes and leaning down for something. But Harding kicks her in the face, before chopping her to the ground! Absolutely blasted! Yamamoto goes down and Harding shakes some cobwebs, climbing to the second rope and tagging Momoko Honda in! Brendan lands a knee drop on Yamamoto and rolls out of the ring as Momoko climbs the ropes and tags Wolf Fang Ayame in! Momoko jumps off with her HAPPY LANDING! Momoko rolls out of the opposite way as Wolf Fang now treks up to the top tope. She jumps off now and nails a frog splash on Shizuku! 

MUSHI: "(Excellent team work from Youth of the Nation and Brendan Harding! Though SKY Force has been no joke so far either.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Both teams need this win. They want the Trios Championships but in the end only one can walk out with the belts!)"

Wolf Fang kips up and runs the ropes for a senton on Shizuku, but she gets the knees up and Wolf Fang crashes and burns. The SKY Force veteran makes sure that Wolf Fang crashes and burns before pulling herself up by the ropes. Brendan hypes the crowd up to get Wolf Fang back to her feet but Yamamoto grabs her by the hair and drags her back down! She mounts Wolf Fang and lays into her with a brutal assault, pounding away at her challenger. The ref tries to pull Yamamoto away but she's too into the fight, she escapes the ref and charges back at Wolf Fang and drives an elbow into her opponent's skull!

Psycho KGB: "(God! The brutality on display! Yamamoto has a lot of pent up aggression to unleash here!)"

MUSHI: "(A person changes when they watch their loved ones get brutalized and go missing.)"

Wolf Fang crawls to her corner, Shizuku stalking her. She comes up behind Wolf Fang, grabbing her ankle and pulling her back in an ankle lock! Wolf Fang screams and tries to get out, but Shizuku is too strong! Eventually Wolf Fang finds the strength to crawl forward enough and leap forward some more to hot tag Momoko! The freshest challenger is in! Momoko flies through the ropes and drops Shizuku with a clothesline! And another clothesline! Shizuku stumbles into her corner and slaps the hand of Tabby, bringing her into the match! Momoko and Tabby begin to go off on one another in the center of the ring, lefts and rights being thrown at each other! Both of them tussle around the ring, bombs exchanged, neither getting an advantage.

MUSHI: "(The two hosses of the match going at it now!)"

Psycho KGB: "(It's HOSS TIME!)"

Momoko throws a big chop to fall the tree that is Tabby Scratch and she barely flinches, grinning and asking for more! Momoko lays into Tabby with some lethal blows and Tabby absorbs it all, before headbutting the bejesus out of Momoko! Momoko stumbles backwards and gets caught in a bearhug from Tabby! She cries out in pain but then Tabby charges with her into the closest corner, absolutely squashing her! Momoko crumbles to the mat, but is ever resilient. She keeps pushing herself to her feet to not give this up now. Momoko dropkicks Tabby and she falls to the ground, giving Momoko a second to breath. Momoko picks Tabby up and Irish whips her into the robes and they both double clothesline each other! Both go down!

Psycho KGB: "(Critical moment in this match! If one of them stays down too long they basically forfeit the match!)"

MUSHI: "(Or wait for your team mates to do the dirty work. Watch out!)"

The end would come with Tabby and Shizuku barreling to the other side of the ring and blasting Brendan and Wolf Fang off the apron! Rin and Shizuku lift Momoko up in a powerbomb move! BEDLAM! MOMOKO IS SLAMMED ON THE MAT AND ROLLING TO A CORNER TO SIT UP AND TABBY STEAMROLLS THAT CORNER! BALL OF YARN! CANNONBALL INTO THE CORNER AND WOLF FANG IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT! Tabby covers her and the ref counts the three! 

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match, and STILL the J-RoK Trios Champions! Tabby Scratch, Rin Kubo and Shizuku Yamamoto! SKY Force!)"

MUSHI: "(SKY Force have done it! They retain their Trios titles while knocking off formidable foes!)"

Psycho KGB: "(This has to hurt the lot of them! Each with momentum coming into this match. I've said it once and I'll say it again. SKY Force are the team to beat around here!)"

Kira comes out to the ring yet again to congratulate SKY Force and present them with the NEW J-ROK Trios Championship Belts!

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Match Seven: J-ROK Super Duos Championship Match; Demolition House Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit
Off The Wagon Vs. New Age Killers(C.)

Before we begin Kira comes back to the ring once more to reveal that the winners of this match will also receive a new version of the Super Duos Championships. He unveils the new titles in the ring:

Meanwhile at an undisclosed location, stands a house in the late stages of being torn down. It sits by itself, a small unit of JRok trucks parked in the yard. And a referee stands in a JRok ring inside, visible behind a mostly torn down wall. A small knot of fans stands outside, waving signs and a large banner that rides 'We love Off the Wagon'.

'No Love' by Death Grips suddenly blasts across the street from large speakers sat up beside the JRok vans, and then the JRok Tag Team Champions stalk into view. They scowl at the crowd, and then duck under the bright yellow construction tape.

Jason Long leads the way, walking up the short stairs to the front door which he just kicks open. He holds up the belt, looking around the collapsing hallway before he makes his way across the wreckage strewn living room to climb inside the ring.

James Raymond follows after him, looking all business as he takes in the sight of the demolished house before he hands his belt to the referee before watching the door.

The fans boo, and then a car horn blasts wildly. And a oddly shaped purple car careened down the street, barely making it across the sidewalk as it came to a halt beside the cheering fans.



The door banged open, and Kris Quake staggered out, looking around wildly before he leaned against the side of the car. He lifted a bottle of sake, and took a long drink before he sprayed it into the air to the delight of the fans! Then he yelled, rubbing at his eyes as he shook his head to stagger forward cursing.

Randy Angel followed after him, shaking his head as he muttered about alcohol abuse before he lifted his own bottle to take a swig. His other hand lifted and he took another, and then he held up both bottles as the fans cheered wildly before he walked across the yard.

Off the Wagon didn't bother with the door, climbing over the half demolished wall as the New Age Killers glared down at them. They didn't seem amused by these antics, and Long yelled at them. Quake stared at them sullenly, and then crotch chopped which drew a shot from the crowd.

Angel laughed, shaking his head as he walked up the stairs still with both bottles in hand.

Quake rolled inside, coming up to snatch a mic before he spoke.

'And now for the dozens in attendance--' A pause, and the ref tried to rein in the New Age Killers as he continued. '--and the Millions watching at home! Let's get ready to--'

Long had enough and shoved the ref at Quake, Kris stumbled forward dropping the mic. And Angel swore as he fling himself at Long, swinging the bottle to crack one across Long's head with a spray of glass and booze! The other glanced off his shoulder, and Long fell backwards as he covered up.

The fans outside cheered, but they turned to boos as Raymond grabbed Angel to hit a snap German Suplex! Angel rolled over, starting to rise but the Killer charged in with an axe kick that sent him sprawling back to the mat!

Of course, Randy Quake wasn't taking that! And he lunged forward with a clothesline across Raymond's chest that sent him toppling backwards! He roared at the fans, flexing before he turned to find himself face to face with Long.

They started firing punches back and forth, and soon enough Quake had Long against the corner. The fans were cheering from the sidewalk, and he started to lay hard chops across his chest.

Quake stared around wildly, and then he climbed the ropes to start dropping punches on Long's head as the fans counted. And then he stopped, crotch chopping him before he leapt off.

'SUCK IT!'

Long leaned on the ropes, and Quake talked trash before he was spun around by Raymond! The Killer grabbed his arm, fingers closing on his hand to twist and pull at his fingers. He ripped them apart, glaring as Quake dropped to his knees as he threatened to snap them! The fans booed, and Raymond laughed.

But out of nowhere Angel grabbed him from behind, bending him backwards to hit a Reverse DDT! The fans cheered, and Off the Wagon high fived before turning towards the King.

Jason Long looked between them, then ducked to the outside with a shake of his head.

Off the Wagon exchanged looks, and Randy produced a flask from somewhere to take a swig! Then he bumped elbows with his partner before he ran backwards, and then charged across the ring!

A very sloppy Tope Sucida!

But Long grabbed a sheet of broken plaster and wood from the wall, and swung it hard at Angel's face with a roar. Wood and plaster exploded in a storm of wreckage, and Angel dropped to the dusty and debris covered floor in a heap. He kicked and grabbed at his face, rolling around.

Long laughed, and Quake just stared at him before he climbed to the outside.

The King motioned for him to bring it on, but Quake ducked down to dig under the ring! And Long's eyes widened as he pulled out a sledgehammer! Quake grinned, running his hands over it before he stalked forward with a wild swing.

A half demolished wall exploded, drywall showering across Long and Quake. Long stumbled back, throwing up his hands as Quake swung again and again, the wall falling to pieces under the blows. He swore, demanding Long come back!

Long shook his head, waving a hand at the ref who yelled something.

Quake placed a hand across the front of the sledgehammer, and then came in with a hard drive at Long's gut! But Jason Long narrowly escaped, and the hammer once again crashed into the wall!

And as Quake turned he was dropped by a low blow from the Ruthless James Raymond! The fans booed, and the hammer was dropped aside! Raymond shrugged, and hit a Northern Lights Suplex for the two!

The fans cheered as Quake kicked out, and Long picked up the sledgehammer which drew boos as he walked over to stand over the fallen Quake with the hammer held back in both hands ready to drop!

Raymond urged him on, laughing.

But then a beer bottle flew out of nowhere, shattering across Long's head with a spray of glass and old stale beer! He staggered back a step, and then Randy Angel dove on him from a stack of broken wood.

He rained punch after punch, snarling angrily before he came to his feet to glare at the the Killer! Raymond swore, and barreled in only to be caught with a low blow from Randy Angel! The fans were going wild, and James dropped to his knees.

Randy helped Quake up, and Kris Quake jerked Raymond's head back to deliver a crotch chop to him with a smirk. But then Randy staggered forward as a 2 by 4 cracked across his back, that blow followed by another.

Then it snapped across Quake's face as he turned, broken wood flying as Jason Long glared down at Off the Wagon. He was bloody as well, and grabbed Randy to start hauling him towards the ring.

Angel was rolled inside, and Long crouched down as he waited for him to rise. Motioning for him to get up, and then he hit the Shining Wizard! Angel sprawled on the mat, and Long smirked as he motioned him to get up.

STOMP!

The fans groaned, and Long made the cover with a grin!

1...

Quake dove for the ring, grabbing at the ref before he was jerked backwards by James Raymond! He kicked at him, trying to shake him off as he pulled himself forward.

2....

His hand closed on something on the floor, and he reached back to drive what appeared to be an old rusty nail into Raymond's face! Raymond screamed, blood gushing from between his fingers as he grabbed at his eyes.

The ref's hand fell, but then he was ripped to the outside by Quake!

Long swore, cursing as he crawled across the ring to yell at Kris Quake! Quake shrugged, and then drove a fist into his face! Long fell back, only to be grabbed around the waist and jerked upwards by Randy Angel.

He was yanked into the Big Brother Headlock, and the fans were losing it! And then Randy shrugged, and he spun around to hit the Drunk Dropper! Quake 'helped' the ref back inside, and he made the count!

1....

2...

3...

Long kicked out a second too late, his shoulder jerking up but the ref held up three fingers! The fans in the street were cheering, and Quake slid into the ring to stand over him with shake of his head. Then 'Off the Wagon' posed, Quake spreading his arms wide as Angel knelt down with his arms flexed.

Fumio Daemura: "(And new JROK tag team Champions, Off the Wagon!)"

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Main Event: J-ROK Visual Kei Kai Championship Match; Strawberry Fields And Explosion Death Match; 60 Minute Time Limit

Brendan Harding Vs. Dylan Black(C.)

Fumio Daemura: "(The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! This is a Strawberry Fields and Explosion Death Match for the J-RoK Visual Kai Championship! Introducing the challenger...)"

A Beautiful Song by Skar begins to play as all spotlights shift to the stage.

Fumio Daemura: "(From Camden, London, England. He stands at SIX FEET TWO INCHES TALL, and weighed in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO POUNDS. The former J-RoK New Wave Champion. "Dr. Zen" BRENDAN HARDING!)"

Brendan Harding pushes his way through the curtains. While he's missing his usual leather jacket, he still dons the wolf mask he usually wears. However, you can see he's been patched up during the break between his matches and he comes out with a bit of a limp.

MUSHI: "(Brendan Harding came literal inches away from becoming one-third of the J-RoK Trios Champions earlier. How motivated do you think this is going to make him coming into this matchup tonight?)"

Psycho KGB: "(I guarantee you Harding is going to be more motivated than a cat seeing a glass cup of water on a high counter. However, he's been sitting in the back resting for all of twenty or so minutes. This is his second match of the night, and while he's not too beat up his health bar will have a dent in it tonight.)"

Fumio Daemura: "(And his opponent-)"

As per usual, Antonio Katō grabs the microphone from Fumio and shoos her out of the ring, to everyone's anger. Heavy boos rain down on him as he just laughs it up.

Antonio Katō: Fumio, sorry love but as my contract with my client states it is going to be me and ONLY me who makes his in ring introductions so long as he is in a J-RoK ring.

He clears his throat as the boos come down thick.

Antonio Katō: Ladies and gentlemen. FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER! HE STANDS AT SIX FEET THREE INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHS IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND SEVEN POUNDS. FROM THE CITY OF CHAMPIONS, YET RESIDING IN HIS PALACE AS THE KING OF HOKKAIDO, JAPAN. THE DAEMON OF MAYHEM, THE CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS, THE SOON-TO-BE FIRESIDE TAG TEAM CHAMPION. DYLAAAAAAAAAAAAN BLAAAAAAAAACK!

A Special Place in Hell begins to play as Dylan Black walks through the curtain, fresh as a daisy and Visual Kai Championship around his waist. He waists no time running down to the ring and blasting Brendan with a title shot to boos from the crowd!

Psycho KGB: "(Oh COME ON! As if Brendan hasn't gone through enough already tonight!)"

MUSHI: "(A cheap shot from the champ who already had enough of an advantage here!)"

The bell starts ringing and the ref rips the belt away from Dylan, pushing him back into his corner. It's not long until doctors come and check on Brendan, who gets the all clear to compete. They are held apart from one another until the bell rings and Dylan goes right back to pounding away on Brendan! No! He tries but Brendan flips him with the kitchen sink! Brendan begins to lay into the champion. Knowing full well he's in for the fight of his life, Brendan sic's the champ with dozens of stomps to his midsection, before Brendan rolls him out on the apron and climbs to the top rope. LEG DROP OFF THE TOP! NO! DYLAN ROLLS A BIT OUT OF REACH AND BRENDAN LANDS LEG FIRST ON THE APRON AND CRUMPLES TO THE MAT!

MUSHI: "(Nobody home! Brendan with an explosive start to the match but Dylan is fresh minded, knowing exactly what needs to be done to keep the challenger at bay!)"

Dylan sits up on the ring apron and grabs Brendan, lifting him up and suplexing him onto the concrete floor. Brendan writhes on the floor, and Dylan starts to dig around under the ring for a few toys to introduce. In the ring go a few steel chairs, a drawstring bag and a cactus to start. He then fishes out something from earlier in the night, a bundle of light tubes!

Psycho KGB: "(Oh boy, turns out there's a few prizes left over from the 1000 Light Tube deathmatch!)"

Dylan grins, turning to Brendan on the ground and swinging the bundle around like his signature baseball bat. He lifts it high over his head, about to swing down when WHAM! Brendan gives him an upper cut into his family jewels!

MUSHI: "(As much as most people like to joke about it, turns out he's still got a total package down undah'.)"

Dylan keels over holding his nether region as Brendan picks up the light tubes and places them aside. He wants to keep this as clean as can be, despite being a death match. He picks Dylan up by the hair and Irish whips him over the stairs! Dylan somersaults right over them and Brendan follows, climbing up the stairs before dropping an elbow onto the small of his back! Dylan writhes in pain but Brendan is on the attack, grabbing a kendo stick out from underneath the ring and striking Dylan across the back! The cracks echo through the arena, followed by screams from the champion who tries to crawl away. But Brendan puts the kendo stick in the back of Dylan's neck and spikes it down!

MUSHI: "(Jesus Christ, that kind of move will paralyze someone!)"

Psycho KGB: "(Considering the events that went down at the House of Wolves event, I'm certain Brendan is a changed man. For the better? For the worse? Who's to say.)"

Dylan lays limp on the ground as Brendan casts the kendo stick aside. He picks Dylan up and rolls him back in the ring, hooking a leg for a two-count! He slams his fist on the mat and picks Dylan up, Irish whipping him into the corner. Dylan reverses and sends Brendan into the corner instead! Following up with a high knee, then hopping down and headbutting Brendan into a seated spot on the mat. Dylan taps the side of his head and puts his hands together on one side, promising to put Brendan to sleep. He steps to the far corner, before running back and crushing him with a meteora! Brendan slumps over across the bottom rope, and Dylan steps to the outside for a punt kick! No! Brendan pushes himself back in the ring and he kicks the post with his robot leg!

Only minorly phased by this, Dylan snaps his leg back in place and hops off the apron to wander outside the ring. He finds his light tubes right where Brandon left them and picks them up, rolling into the ring and kicking Brendan in the gut before snap DDTing him to the mat. Dylan takes the time to roll Brendan onto his back, but thinks and grins for a second. He then grabs the light tubes and SMASHES THEM DOWN OVER BRENDAN'S HEAD! 

GLASS SHATTERS!

MUSHI: "(Good God, he damn near killed Brendan!)"

Psycho KGB: "(He's a bloody mess on that mat now!)"

Dylan makes the cover, but only gets a two count before Brendan kicks out. Dylan pounds the mat frustrated and picks Brendan up. He pumps his fist back and slams it into that cut on Brendan's head. Brendan stumbles back woozily but doesn't fall - in fact, he begs for more! Dylan punches him again, and again, and BRENDAN ARM DRAGS HIM TO THE GROUND! HE'S GOT THAT ARM PULLED BACK AND LOCKED IN! LEBELL LOCK! DYLAN ISN'T TOO PHASED, HIS METAL ARM HAS NO NERVES BUT THEN BRENDAN GRABS THE KENDO STICK AND USES IT TO CRANK DYLAN'S HEAD BACK! YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. BLACK? DYLAN'S SURE AS SHIT FEELING IT, BUT HE CAN'T TAP OUT! HE HAS ONE ARM AND THAT'S TRAPPED BETWEEN BRENDAN'S LEGS! 

Brendan Harding: TAAAAAAP! TAAAAAAP!

Dylan Black: *muffled squealing*

Brendan moves one of his legs forward to start kicking at the back of the head of Dylan. Again and again as Dylan slowly begins to slump forward. Harding lets off a second to pull his leg back but then is rolled backwards! Dylan kicks himself back in just the most awkward of positions and he rolls all the way through, pinning Brendan for half a second before he's up on his feet, lebell lock still locked in. Brendan senses danger impending so he moves himself around on Dylan's shoulders and swings like Rey Mysterio to be up on front and lock in a gogoplata while Dylan is standing! Dylan struggles to stay on his feet, falling to his knees while the hells gate is locked in! Dylan, with a last ditch effort of strength, slams himself and Brendan forward!

MUSHI: "(That's one way to get out of some innovative submission offense.)"

Brendan pushes himself off of Dylan and stands up. Seeing all the chairs in the ring from earlier, he decides to make a small little tower of chairs. All with the edges of the chair making a point by one corner. Brendan then grabs Dylan and drags him over to the corner and lifts him up to the top turnbuckle. Brendan climbs up to meet him and goes to superplex him off the top rope! No! Dylan punches him in the gut, headbutts him, AND SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! BRENDAN CRASHED BACK FIRST ONTO THE EDGES OF THOSE STEEL CHAIRS AND CRUMBLES ON THE MAT, HOLDING HIS BACK AND NECK ON THE GROUND!

Psycho KGB: "(Good god almighty! Brendan might be crippled after that!)"

MUSHI: "(And like a shark out for blood, here comes Dylan to get the kill.)"

Dylan slinks off the top turnbuckle like a New York rat on the hunt for a half-eaten pizza in the gutter. He drops to his knees by Harding, shouting something at him. Talking mad shit. He grabs Brendan's leg and rolls over, hooking him for a pin! One, two, KICKOUT! 

Psycho KGB: "(WHAAAAAAAAAT?!)"

Everyone is in shock at that. Brendan's chest is huffing and puffing, very much still alive in this match. Dylan is in complete disbelief. He then reaches into the drawstring bag and pulls out something silver and shiny. He wraps them around his wrist and begins to just beat on Brendan's head, opening that head wound up as much as he can. He then grabs Brendan's hand and wraps... no locks the silver thing around his wrist! It's handcuffs!

MUSHI: "(That despicable son of a bitch!)"

Brendan now sensing the danger, pulls his wrist back and kicks Dylan in the face! He uses the dangling cuff as a weapon, wrapping it around Dylan's throat and choking the life out of him! Dylan's eyes bug out as he tries to arm drag Brendan up and over but Brendan wraps his legs around Dylan's torso to keep himself on the champion! With little air in his lungs, Dylan does what he does best and falls backwards, jumping for enough effect to knock Brendan silly! Brendan lets the sleeper go and pushes Dylan off before the ref can count another pin. Brendan now uses the loose cuff as a brass knuckle, to beat the tar out of Dylan and bust him open! 

MUSHI: "(Both men are bleeding out now!)"

Brendan crouches by Dylan as the machine rises once more, before clocking him with a Magic Bullet hook kick! Dylan is in a heap on the ground, and Brendan goes over and removes a turnbuckle pad to the chagrin of the ref. Brendan then lifts Dylan up in a reverse suplex position! Time for a ZEN DRIVER! No, Brendan CARRIES THE DEAD WEIGHT OF DYLAN ACROSS THE RING TO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, EVEN CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! DYLAN WIGGLES HIS FEET THOUGH, AND KNEES BRENDAN IN THE HEAD! THEY BOTH FALL BUT POSITION THEMSELVES TO LAND ON THEIR FEET! BRENDAN CHARGES AT DYLAN, ARM OUT FOR A LARIAT! BUT DYLAN DUCKS UNDER THE WILY CLOTHESLINE! HE GRABS BRENDAN BY THE FREE WRIST AND SWEEPS HIS LEGS OUT, PLACING A KNEE IN THE SMALL OF BRENDAN'S BACK AS HE TWISTS HIS FIRST ARM AROUND BACK! HE THEN GRABS THE HANDCUFFED WRIST AND DRAWS IT IN, LOCLING THEM TOGETHER!

Psycho KGB: "(Oh no, no, no. Brendan is cuffed and can't move now!)"

Dylan laughs and staggers to his feet, mouthing off at Brendan now that he's vulnerable. He grabs a steel chair and lays in wait as Brendan forces himself to his feet. He charges at Brendan chair in hand but Brendan ducks, BRENDAN DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO DYLAN'S FACE! Dylan lays flat out on the ground, and Brendan sees the opportunity to push himself to the top rope to finish this. He forces his way to the top rope, looks back at Dylan, DIVING BACKWARDS SENTON! NO! DYLAN GETS THE KNEES UP AND BRENDAN BOUNCES, BY GOD HE BOUNCES HARD! Dylan holds his knees and edges close to Brendan, before looking back at the steel chair. Grabbing it again, he stumbles over to Brendan and just wallops him across the spine with the chair! He then rears back and again and again, just crashing that chair down across the spine of the Doctor of Zen! Dylan Black has a sadistic grin across his face as he knees down, pulling the bloody face of Harding up off the mat and slamming it down on the chair.

MUSHI: "(This is sickening. This is unethical. Kira, if you're back there please stop this. Do something!)"

Psycho KGB: "(This is what Dylan lives for. This is the kind of torture he loves to produce. And he doesn't care how many men or women he has to destroy to keep that title on his waist.)"

Brendan is flat on the ground as Dylan stands over him, he ain't done yet! He grabs Brendan by the handcuffs and lifts him back, arching him almost like a camel clutch. He then moves his foot forward, oh god no. DYNAMIC OUTRO! ON THE STEEL CHAIR! HARDING'S LIFELESS BODY IS A PULP ON THE MAT AND DYLAN, THAT SICK FUCK HE'S LAUGHING! HE ENJOYS THIS! Dylan rolls Brendan onto his back and hooks both legs and the ref regrettably counts. One... two... three. Dylan Black retains the Visual Kai Championship.

Fumio Daemura: "(The winner of this match AND STILL the J-RoK Visual Kai Champion, Dylan Black!)"

Antonio grabs the title belt and carries it up the steps and into the battle-torn ring, where Dylan stands and holds his hand high while Antonio straps the title belt to his waist.

MUSHI: "(Another successful defense for the champion.)"

Psycho KGB: "(Barely. He fought off a half-beaten Harding. He restrained Harding so he couldn't fight back. And he damn near killed him.)"

MUSHI: "(We are very short on time. I'm MUSHI, my partner-)"

Psycho KGB: "(Psycho KGB.)"

MUSHI: "(-and this has been Strawberry Fields Forever!)"