Post by nick on Mar 29, 2022 5:22:56 GMT -5
(Wicked are out for a gentle evening stroll. It’s been a long day of cracking heads and brutal intimidation. In other words, just another successful day at the office. Paz ranges off ahead looking for something to terrorise. As ever, Vile is a disturbing, nigh ghostly vision in white. Vicious is in black.)
Vile: So, again we get to take it easy and simply draw a check. Great work IF you can get it. Most of you can’t, because you just aren’t that dangerous. - No offence, Jester, but for all that masochistic bullshit, you just aren’t in our league. But hey, you do you; keep trying. Maybe one day you’ll get close.
Vicious: The thing is, we’re equal opportunity destroyers. It really doesn’t matter WHO gets hit, so long as it hurts. So all you “tough”, “dangerous”, “lethal” people – you can all breathe a sigh of relief. No Wicked. Next week. But it’s just that – Next Week. After that, you can bet we’ll be here, ready to maim and mutilate.
Vile: It’s what we do.
Vicious: It’s what we do BEST.
Vile: So, looks like if someone has the cash and imagination, they just MIGHT get some assistance in making certain aspirations come true. Something to think about BEFORE you get your face pounded to mush.
(An ear piercing shriek echoes down the street.)
Vicious (quite unconcerned): Is that a child or a dog that Paz has caught?
Vile: It’s hard to tell. I guess we batter go take a look before the remains become completely unidentifiable.
(The pair unhurriedly make their way towards the disturbing noise as the scene mercifully fades.)
FIN
Vile: So, again we get to take it easy and simply draw a check. Great work IF you can get it. Most of you can’t, because you just aren’t that dangerous. - No offence, Jester, but for all that masochistic bullshit, you just aren’t in our league. But hey, you do you; keep trying. Maybe one day you’ll get close.
Vicious: The thing is, we’re equal opportunity destroyers. It really doesn’t matter WHO gets hit, so long as it hurts. So all you “tough”, “dangerous”, “lethal” people – you can all breathe a sigh of relief. No Wicked. Next week. But it’s just that – Next Week. After that, you can bet we’ll be here, ready to maim and mutilate.
Vile: It’s what we do.
Vicious: It’s what we do BEST.
Vile: So, looks like if someone has the cash and imagination, they just MIGHT get some assistance in making certain aspirations come true. Something to think about BEFORE you get your face pounded to mush.
(An ear piercing shriek echoes down the street.)
Vicious (quite unconcerned): Is that a child or a dog that Paz has caught?
Vile: It’s hard to tell. I guess we batter go take a look before the remains become completely unidentifiable.
(The pair unhurriedly make their way towards the disturbing noise as the scene mercifully fades.)
FIN