Post by rich121 on Mar 29, 2022 8:57:40 GMT -5
Backstage at the Serra Events Center, following the Elemental Tournament Mia is going to attempt to interview Jester LeBeau…
Mia: “Jester, you are now going into the final match for the Elemental Shield. The air match with the electrified ropes didn’t seem to faze you. I mean you BIT the ropes and seemed to like it, to ask the obvious question… What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Jester: “What’s wrong with me? WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? Up whose ass fuck have you had your head shoved up over the past year? Electrified? There was barely enough juice to singe the hair on my balls! You call it dangerous; I call it a Tuesday. I have had more volts running through me when a pissed off husband hooked me up to a car battery. That was nothing but the prelude to a good time for me. I feel great, I could fight an army! I could eat a garage! I could snort lines out of Madam Wu’s ass crack!”
Mia: “OK… well, let’s go back to the start of the match when you launched another sneak attack on UPW Champion CJ Walker. Why just attack? Why not in your World title opportunity while he’s down?”
Jester: “Oh Mia. Mia, Mia, Mia. This is not some truck stop quicky. Oh no, this is like a lovingly planned and exquisite anniversary night that will end with a fuck fest unlike anything you would find on the dark web version of porn hub… but for an example you should see ‘Pixi Gets Caked by an 11-man brubakke’. You see I’m not just going to jump CJ and take the title, oh no. I’m going to keep showing up when he least expects it and I will continue to pull the old Pearl Harbor until CJ snaps and finally sinks to MY level. When that happens then I know… I HAVE TO GO FURTHER!”
Mia: “So you are just wearing him down until you inevitably cash in. That’s actually a pretty good plan.”
Jester: “What? No no no, that’s not the point! I don’t want to just break CJ, I want to bring him down to my level and then squash him under the heel of my boot, twist it until he’s a fine paste, then spread him on your tits and lick him off just to finally shit him out like the well-formed turd that he is. I am not just going to break his body, and his spirit, and his soul, and take his precious title belt, I am going to tie him up and he can cuck watch while I have a three way with his ex-wife and Madam Wu.”
Mia: “But why?”
Jester: “Why? Well, why not? I do what ever the fuck I want. I am the embodiment of pure chaos and when I finally win the Elemental Shield, I will take that beautiful trophy… shine it up real nice… turn it sideways… and shove it so far up CJ’s ass he’ll be shitting earth, wind and fire until he gets a sulfuric acid enema. (blows a kiss to the camera) See you soon champ.”
Mia: “Jester, you are now going into the final match for the Elemental Shield. The air match with the electrified ropes didn’t seem to faze you. I mean you BIT the ropes and seemed to like it, to ask the obvious question… What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Jester: “What’s wrong with me? WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME? Up whose ass fuck have you had your head shoved up over the past year? Electrified? There was barely enough juice to singe the hair on my balls! You call it dangerous; I call it a Tuesday. I have had more volts running through me when a pissed off husband hooked me up to a car battery. That was nothing but the prelude to a good time for me. I feel great, I could fight an army! I could eat a garage! I could snort lines out of Madam Wu’s ass crack!”
Mia: “OK… well, let’s go back to the start of the match when you launched another sneak attack on UPW Champion CJ Walker. Why just attack? Why not in your World title opportunity while he’s down?”
Jester: “Oh Mia. Mia, Mia, Mia. This is not some truck stop quicky. Oh no, this is like a lovingly planned and exquisite anniversary night that will end with a fuck fest unlike anything you would find on the dark web version of porn hub… but for an example you should see ‘Pixi Gets Caked by an 11-man brubakke’. You see I’m not just going to jump CJ and take the title, oh no. I’m going to keep showing up when he least expects it and I will continue to pull the old Pearl Harbor until CJ snaps and finally sinks to MY level. When that happens then I know… I HAVE TO GO FURTHER!”
Mia: “So you are just wearing him down until you inevitably cash in. That’s actually a pretty good plan.”
Jester: “What? No no no, that’s not the point! I don’t want to just break CJ, I want to bring him down to my level and then squash him under the heel of my boot, twist it until he’s a fine paste, then spread him on your tits and lick him off just to finally shit him out like the well-formed turd that he is. I am not just going to break his body, and his spirit, and his soul, and take his precious title belt, I am going to tie him up and he can cuck watch while I have a three way with his ex-wife and Madam Wu.”
Mia: “But why?”
Jester: “Why? Well, why not? I do what ever the fuck I want. I am the embodiment of pure chaos and when I finally win the Elemental Shield, I will take that beautiful trophy… shine it up real nice… turn it sideways… and shove it so far up CJ’s ass he’ll be shitting earth, wind and fire until he gets a sulfuric acid enema. (blows a kiss to the camera) See you soon champ.”