Post by rich121 on Mar 30, 2022 14:13:27 GMT -5
If you’re flicking through Tik Tok, you may come across the account @fuckstickjester. He has posted several vids recently…
Jester: “Hey fuckers! I’m here on the Vegas strip just checking out spots for my next dispensary when I got a notice that UPW World Chump had posted a little promo. And if you saw what I saw, then you saw that just because he can use words, he shouldn’t be allowed to talk. I’d say he shouldn’t be allowed to think but we all know there hasn’t been a thought in his head since 1983. ‘Batman always beats the Joker’ yeah that’s true in the comic books, cartoons and PG movies but I’m talking real life and in real life it’s the most fucked up that wins. Hells, just look at our governments, our celebrities, and the guy in charge of greenlighting reality shows. So keep pitchin’ there chum dumpster, maybe one day somebody other that you will believe it.”
(with a swipe his next newest vid comes up…)
Jester: (talking to an attractive woman) “So call that number when your husband hits the casino and I’ll text you my number. (turns attention back to the camera) You fuckers still following me? Good, ‘cause I always got something to say. The Elemental shield finals are coming up and let’s be honest, I really don’t care if I win or lose as long and EVERYBODY GETS HURT. I may have to bring some toys of my own just to add to the fun wouldn’t you like that? I mean fire, dirt, electricity and water can only do so much and there comes a point where you just need to bring in a nail gun or a chain saw or just some rusty barb wire. It’s gonna be fun.” (cackles)
(one more vid just got posted)
Jester: (back turned to the camera) “Oh yes, those are very soft and cover nothing, I love them. For me? Nah, I’d rather have what’s inside. Mmmm, freshly shaved and ready to play. Here’s my number, call me and I’ll give you a REAL honeymoon. (turns around to the camera) I do love my fans, some I can love several times before I call them a cab.”
(a smerk comes across his face)
“So I’m just ‘clowning around’ am I champ? Well, maybe if I was just everything that YOU think I am but brah, it’s so much more than that. Superior intellect and unlimited resources can’t stand next to a damn near overdose of coke blended with sharp objects, the inability to restrain myself and a lot of poor life choices. You’re here to win titles and become a cultural icon while I’m just here to fuck shit up. And I’m no where near done with you. Oh no no no, because you CJ Walker have become my new favorite toy and I will play with you every chance I get until you break. And I ALWAYS end up breaking my toys.”
Jester: “Hey fuckers! I’m here on the Vegas strip just checking out spots for my next dispensary when I got a notice that UPW World Chump had posted a little promo. And if you saw what I saw, then you saw that just because he can use words, he shouldn’t be allowed to talk. I’d say he shouldn’t be allowed to think but we all know there hasn’t been a thought in his head since 1983. ‘Batman always beats the Joker’ yeah that’s true in the comic books, cartoons and PG movies but I’m talking real life and in real life it’s the most fucked up that wins. Hells, just look at our governments, our celebrities, and the guy in charge of greenlighting reality shows. So keep pitchin’ there chum dumpster, maybe one day somebody other that you will believe it.”
(with a swipe his next newest vid comes up…)
Jester: (talking to an attractive woman) “So call that number when your husband hits the casino and I’ll text you my number. (turns attention back to the camera) You fuckers still following me? Good, ‘cause I always got something to say. The Elemental shield finals are coming up and let’s be honest, I really don’t care if I win or lose as long and EVERYBODY GETS HURT. I may have to bring some toys of my own just to add to the fun wouldn’t you like that? I mean fire, dirt, electricity and water can only do so much and there comes a point where you just need to bring in a nail gun or a chain saw or just some rusty barb wire. It’s gonna be fun.” (cackles)
(one more vid just got posted)
Jester: (back turned to the camera) “Oh yes, those are very soft and cover nothing, I love them. For me? Nah, I’d rather have what’s inside. Mmmm, freshly shaved and ready to play. Here’s my number, call me and I’ll give you a REAL honeymoon. (turns around to the camera) I do love my fans, some I can love several times before I call them a cab.”
(a smerk comes across his face)
“So I’m just ‘clowning around’ am I champ? Well, maybe if I was just everything that YOU think I am but brah, it’s so much more than that. Superior intellect and unlimited resources can’t stand next to a damn near overdose of coke blended with sharp objects, the inability to restrain myself and a lot of poor life choices. You’re here to win titles and become a cultural icon while I’m just here to fuck shit up. And I’m no where near done with you. Oh no no no, because you CJ Walker have become my new favorite toy and I will play with you every chance I get until you break. And I ALWAYS end up breaking my toys.”