Post by davidberg47 on Mar 31, 2022 12:49:26 GMT -5
David Berg sits poolside looking at his laptop and laughs out loud. People are tanning and swimming around as he sits at a table solo shaking his head in disbelief. One of the casino bartenders, Miguel stops by and serves an ice tea.
Miguel: You alright bro?
Berg: Pixi just cannot let go. She keeps bringing up batshit leftist crap.
Miguel: Bro she is a true believer. I mean she lost her title, she lost her opportunity at a rematch, she is being mocked by UPW with her attire and her referee job and she can barely count to three. She is a mess. And of course she cannot stop talking about you.
Berg: Have I cheated in any matches?
Miguel: Nope
Berg: Have I supported my tag team partners with full effort?
Miguel: Yep
Berg: Did I take any cheap shots at her?
Miguel: Nope
Berg: So then what is her problem?
Miguel: She is a true believer. Dude, she supports those who cannot even define what a woman is.
Berg: A what? True What?
Miguel: A true believer. Bro, she believes that words are violence. You hurt her itsy bitsy feelings.
Berg: Are you kidding me?
Miguel: Dave, you’re a good dude. Just apologize.
Berg: To Pixi?
Miguel: Bro. She is a psycho chick. Just apologize and move on.
Berg: Apologize for having disparate world views than her?
Miguel: Nah. Apologize for hurting her feelings. That ain’t your intent.
Berg: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Miguel: Bro. She admitted you were tough, good competitor and you’re honorable. She called you a total “dick”. Why? You dare to think differently than she does. You cannot reason with insane people like that so just apologize and move on.
Berg: Fine. Summer. If you’re watching. I am truly sorry for hurting your feelings with this free speech thing we have. Have a nice day.
Miguel: Well that was something, bro. Ha ha
Berg: Now I am on to more important matters. Migs, what are you doing?
(Miguel is taking selfies with the Sin City Championship)
Miguel: Bro, I dig this. The belt is heavier than it seems.
Berg: Well it won’t be my belt for much longer if I cannot beat Trixie Mars and Adam Miller.
Miguel: Bro, that is some tough competition. Trixie is no joke. She didn’t fare well in her match but she was handicapped as she could not execute her aerial attack due to the ropes being well zappy. And Adam Miller is one half of the former tag team champions.
Berg: Yes and Rob Arnold is a savvy vet and he will be in Trixie’s corner.
Miguel: True that. Hey if you get a chance throw me Trixie’s digits.
Berg: Digits?
Miguel: Yeah. She has me blocked on all social media but I am sure if we chatted we’d be cool.
Berg: You want me to get her number for you? Is this 2005?
Miguel: Bro, do your fellow vet a favor.
Berg: You want me to get a phone number in the middle of a match? My title defense? You’ve been drinking too many of your own cocktails.
Miguel: Shhhhh
Berg: Listen, I’ll do my best not to mess with Trixie’s looks for you but you get the “digits” yourself. As far as Adam Miller goes, I have zero issues stomping his face into the mat and this time we will have a competent ref who is able to count to three.
Miguel: Bro, Pixi did you dirty with that slow count.
Berg: Whatever. Everyone saw who really was the best competitor in that match and it will be fun to watch Jester LeBeau dismantle the competition.
Miguel: Bro, that dude is bad ass.
Berg: You know who isn’t bad ass? Adam Miller. It will be Miller time alright in our match. Miller time to squeal for help as I beat the living hell out of him. That Sin City Championship is mine. Soon I will be the FACE of UPW and eventually XHF.
Miguel: You’re the chosen one of the chosen people for a reason.
Berg: Damn straight.